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Ok, who's good at maffs?
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"4 What's black and white and read all over?" A penguin in a blender  | |||
"4. What gets wetter as it gets drier? " Towel?? | |||
"4. What gets wetter as it gets drier? " No idea. But if you meant the more it dries , then it's a towel. | |||
"4. What gets wetter as it gets drier? Towel??" Yep | |||
"4. What gets wetter as it gets drier? No idea. But if you meant the more it dries , then it's a towel." Oh ffs I said it wrong  | |||
"4 What's black and white and read all over?" Read or red? | |||
"4 What's black and white and read all over?" A newspaper. Talking of which, what's pink and hard in the morning? G | |||
"4 What's black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender "Giggle | |||
"4 What's black and white and read all over? Read or red?" It's better as a verbal 'joke'  . It's read | |||
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"4 What's black and white and read all over? A newspaper. Talking of which, what's pink and hard in the morning? G" Correct | |||
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"4 What's black and white and read all over? A newspaper. Talking of which, what's pink and hard in the morning? G" I want to say a pic with a flick knife but technically the pig could be armed at any time of day so that doesn’t work  | |||
"4 What's black and white and read all over? A newspaper. Talking of which, what's pink and hard in the morning? G I want to say a pic with a flick knife but technically the pig could be armed at any time of day so that doesn’t work "Haha! Nope, not that! | |||
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"What's pink and hangs out your underpants?" Is this serious? | |||
"4. What gets wetter as it gets drier? No idea. But if you meant the more it dries , then it's a towel. Oh ffs I said it wrong "It was funnier the way you wrote it  | |||
"What's pink and hangs out your underpants? Is this serious?" Yes. The answer is 'your mum'. I.e. Hanging out the washing. | |||
"What's pink and hangs out your underpants?" Grandma | |||
"What's pink and hangs out your underpants?" What if your moms not Caucasian? | |||
"What's pink and hangs out your underpants? What if your moms not Caucasian?" Alter to suit | |||
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"4 What's black and white and read all over? A newspaper. Talking of which, what's pink and hard in the morning? G" Financial Times Crossword | |||
"4 What's black and white and read all over? A newspaper. Talking of which, what's pink and hard in the morning? G Financial Times Crossword" Ffs | |||
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"What goes up a down pipe down but not down a down pipe up?" An umbrella! How many times can you take 5 away from 25? | |||
"What goes up a down pipe down but not down a down pipe up? An umbrella! How many times can you take 5 away from 25?" Once | |||
"What's pink and hangs out your underpants?" A clothes peg | |||
"What goes up a down pipe down but not down a down pipe up? An umbrella! How many times can you take 5 away from 25?" infinite  | |||
