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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I'm less grouchy... but still freezing. So a bit grouchy still.

So I would appreciate your flirty smut to be sent to each other via the medium of my (or other "mates") inbox.

If you don’t know the rules, here they are:

1) find someone on the thread you fancy

2) pick a "mate" and send them a message for the object of your desire. You don't have to know them

3) your (new) mate will then post your message anonymously on the thread for your desired person

4) either stay anonymous or declare yourself

5) do the same for others and open your filters people!

Get to it you sexy bunch

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

And Woody... you don't get to not be in now!

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By *iPythonMan  over a year ago

In my pants

In again and can post your filth

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By *bwlady123Woman  over a year ago

private

Still in and happy to be postie

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"And Woody... you don't get to not be in now!"

I said I’m In.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Woody you're hot.

That came from me. Enjoy your evening.

F

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By *ittlebirdWoman  over a year ago

The Big Smoke

I’ve put my postie shorts on…

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By *isaB45Woman  over a year ago

Fabville

Still here

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"And Woody... you don't get to not be in now!

I said I’m In. "

Just in case you were gonna try and sneak off and claim no one loved you in the first thread

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Not in again

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple  over a year ago

Manchester-ish

We'll be in this time. Filters dropped for postie purposes.

J

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By *olly SwallowsTV/TS  over a year ago

Sexville

I’m in and make a very sexy postwomen

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

We are in and reporting for duty

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

In again

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By *ixieAndHerKingCouple  over a year ago

Debauchery

Back from a beautiful, breezy day on a North wales beach and in! Unless I fall asleep....

Cherry x

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By *aitonelMan  over a year ago

Travelling

Still floating around

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By *iPythonMan  over a year ago

In my pants

Ding Dong

Hey _ittlebird you have mail! My absolutely gorgeous friend says they would like to help you remove those postie shorts!

They aren’t the only one either!

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Well the post is in from the sexy...and it says...

Would you mind letting the lovely Silkstress know that I would love to get my hands on her hot sexy body and those gorgeous tits of hers and give those delicious nipples plenty of attention

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By *oo..Woman  over a year ago

Boo's World

[Removed by poster at 04/04/23 17:35:37]

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By *oo..Woman  over a year ago

Boo's World

I'm in

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By *wistedsoul35Man  over a year ago

cumbria

In again

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

I shall partake once more see if I can do a bit better this time

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

My sexy mate says...

Kaitonel, stop being in, unless it is in my bed

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Still in, there's always hope...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Dreamy boo certainly is a dream

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By *edeWoman  over a year ago

the abyss

Just in from work so I'll be in! Postie ready for duty (in-between hoovering)

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Got my shorts and postbag on

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By *bwlady123Woman  over a year ago

private

My lovely mate has asked me to post

Cede you have some amazing photos will definitely be viewing multiple times for ideas for pics

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By *aitonelMan  over a year ago

Travelling

A very sexy and wonderful mate of mine told me to tell you

Lisab45 your photos are stunning love the cheeky teases

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By *ittlebirdWoman  over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Incoming message from a gorgeous mate

Could you let J from JulieAndBeef know that I have something else in mind I want them to drop

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Still in

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

In

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By *aitonelMan  over a year ago

Travelling


"My sexy mate says...

Kaitonel, stop being in, unless it is in my bed "

Point me towards said bed!

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By *ittlebirdWoman  over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Ding Dong

Hey _ittlebird you have mail! My absolutely gorgeous friend says they would like to help you remove those postie shorts!

They aren’t the only one either! "

Thank you darling postie

You can tell your mate I was only joking about the postie shorts I’m actually nekkid

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By *MCMan  over a year ago

London/EA

Ah we’re off again.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

[Removed by poster at 04/04/23 17:47:07]

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By *isaB45Woman  over a year ago

Fabville


"A very sexy and wonderful mate of mine told me to tell you

Lisab45 your photos are stunning love the cheeky teases"

Make yourself known to me!

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By *iPythonMan  over a year ago

In my pants


"Ding Dong

Hey _ittlebird you have mail! My absolutely gorgeous friend says they would like to help you remove those postie shorts!

They aren’t the only one either!

Thank you darling postie

You can tell your mate I was only joking about the postie shorts I’m actually nekkid "

I will once my erection dies down

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By *B69Woman  over a year ago

Wiltshire

Back in and thank you for the last msgs

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Dreamy boo certainly is a dream "

You have to message someone on this thread with a message for them .. But the direct method works too I guess

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By *abformeMan  over a year ago

Close enough

I’m in

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple  over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Incoming message from a gorgeous mate

Could you let J from JulieAndBeef know that I have something else in mind I want them to drop "

Thank you LB's mate. As long as it's not Derek, his bowl is fragile

J

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"[Removed by poster at 04/04/23 17:47:07]"

Oops I fucked up lol..

My mate says to Cede he runs a naked cleaning service if she needs help with the Hoovering

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By *edeWoman  over a year ago

the abyss


"My lovely mate has asked me to post

Cede you have some amazing photos will definitely be viewing multiple times for ideas for pics "

Thank you

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By *rder66Man  over a year ago

Tatooine

In--ish.

Message for NSP from me:

I think NSP should choose four guys from the forum that she would like to have fun with and message me what she would like to do with them.

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By *ittlebirdWoman  over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Incoming message from a gorgeous friend who is a bit of a dick but only sometimes

To everyone on the thread you’re all fucking amazing people. And valid members of the forums

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By *asty tatsyMan  over a year ago

london

I’m back in for more

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By *iPythonMan  over a year ago

In my pants

Well, well long legged blonde it’s your lucky day…

My mate says they wanna scale your legs, to mount your vagina!

What an offer!

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By *avinaTVTV/TS  over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

I'm back in. Dont mind me.

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By *ittlebirdWoman  over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Incoming message from a sexy guy

For wild blonde - he is happy to get wild anytime she wishes

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

My sexy as hell mate says this ..

TwistedSoul your cock pic is a work of art ... # gripituntilitpops

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By *aitonelMan  over a year ago

Travelling


"Incoming message from a gorgeous friend who is a bit of a dick but only sometimes

To everyone on the thread you’re all fucking amazing people. And valid members of the forums "

As lovely as that message is and I want to take credit and as much as it describes me, it was not from me!

So, fellow sometimes a dick, thank you for a lovely message!

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By *oo..Woman  over a year ago

Boo's World


"Dreamy boo certainly is a dream

You have to message someone on this thread with a message for them .. But the direct method works too I guess "

He just has more balls than you!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Dreamy boo certainly is a dream

You have to message someone on this thread with a message for them .. But the direct method works too I guess

He just has more balls than you! "

Pmsl

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By *oo..Woman  over a year ago

Boo's World


"Dreamy boo certainly is a dream "

Thank you

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By *bwlady123Woman  over a year ago

private

My charming my mate said

oxondavina You look lovely in your pictures. You have some lovely outfits.

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By *ou only live onceMan  over a year ago

London

Jumping in for round two!

Happy to be postie, but still at work so may be a little tardy...

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By *ookie46Woman  over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

I’ll be in for a little while

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"And Woody... you don't get to not be in now!

I said I’m In.

Just in case you were gonna try and sneak off and claim no one loved you in the first thread "

m

Rumbled.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Dreamy boo certainly is a dream

You have to message someone on this thread with a message for them .. But the direct method works too I guess

He just has more balls than you! "

Ahah well…

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By *avinaTVTV/TS  over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"My charming my mate said

oxondavina You look lovely in your pictures. You have some lovely outfits. "

Oh! Thank you!

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By *bwlady123Woman  over a year ago

private

dreamyboo my handsome mate has ask me to ask you.

What's the quickest way into her body stocking.....can I slide on in

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By *oo..Woman  over a year ago

Boo's World

A message from a lovely lady says:

Please tell Kaitonel that I'm happy he's off the naughty step but he's got too much clothing on - the shirt needs to go .....

I second that.... get them off!

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

A sexy mate told me...

One for Littlebird..

Oh my dearest bird !! FAF ?

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple  over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

We're still in...

Tinder

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"A message from a lovely lady says:

Please tell Kaitonel that I'm happy he's off the naughty step but he's got too much clothing on - the shirt needs to go .....

I second that.... get them off!"

I bloody said that last time.

Oops

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By *rincessPuddleDuckWoman  over a year ago

Nowhere

I'm in..•°°

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By *isaB45Woman  over a year ago

Fabville

Message for BBWlady.. can I dive into your boobs?

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

From a brave and sexy mate...

Please could you tell bi python I’ll risk the possible death and give his snake a suck

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By *hroatQueen_CATV/TS  over a year ago

Carlisle

In

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By *hrek101Man  over a year ago

Herts

Still in..still hopeful

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By *ing_of_the_swingers400Man  over a year ago

edinbugh

I’m in and having a good look

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By *bwlady123Woman  over a year ago

private


"Message for BBWlady.. can I dive into your boobs?"

Dive in

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"In--ish.

Message for NSP from me:

I think NSP should choose four guys from the forum that she would like to have fun with and message me what she would like to do with them. "

You really haven't got the hang of this thread, have you?

Gimme 5 and check your box

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By *aitonelMan  over a year ago

Travelling


"A message from a lovely lady says:

Please tell Kaitonel that I'm happy he's off the naughty step but he's got too much clothing on - the shirt needs to go .....

I second that.... get them off!"

Fine, done!

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By *iPythonMan  over a year ago

In my pants


"From a brave and sexy mate...

Please could you tell bi python I’ll risk the possible death and give his snake a suck "

Well he has been defanged but does still tend to spit when excited. If your still happy, come and meet him in my inbox

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By *oo..Woman  over a year ago

Boo's World


" dreamyboo my handsome mate has ask me to ask you.

What's the quickest way into her body stocking.....can I slide on in "

Scissors...... bring scissors

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By *bwlady123Woman  over a year ago

private

You Only Live Once this ones for you

I want to take one of your buttocks in each hand and squeeze them until you beg for mercy

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By *ittlebirdWoman  over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Incoming message from a gorgeous friend

For the delightful Grumpy

Please put your clothes on again, no one wants to see your hot cross buns or your leaking custard!

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By *ittlebirdWoman  over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Incoming message from a gorgeous mate

For Sushi

She wants to gobble you

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By *ull English with teaMan  over a year ago

London

Checking in for the evening! Also happy to play postman.

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By *B69Woman  over a year ago

Wiltshire


"Incoming message from a sexy guy

For wild blonde - he is happy to get wild anytime she wishes "

Just how wild is the question though

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By *bwlady123Woman  over a year ago

private

Shrek my sexy mate wants me to tell you that They think he has a gorgeous arse..

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By *ittlebirdWoman  over a year ago

The Big Smoke

I’m a very busy postie…

Incoming message from a gorgeous friend

For the delightful DreamyBoo

Can we have that girl on girl fun soon as I’m aching to practice my scissoring

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By *iPythonMan  over a year ago

In my pants


" dreamyboo my handsome mate has ask me to ask you.

What's the quickest way into her body stocking.....can I slide on in

Scissors...... bring scissors "

Hey Dreamy! My (presumably) same mate says…..

Fuck the scissors.... they’ll go primordial and rip you out of your body stocking throw you on the bed

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By *bwlady123Woman  over a year ago

private

Absolutely loving these posts today

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By *ittlebirdWoman  over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"A sexy mate told me...

One for Littlebird..

Oh my dearest bird !! FAF ? "

Thanks gorgeous postie.

I like it. To the point. And yes. I very much FAF today

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Incoming message from a gorgeous friend

For the delightful Grumpy

Please put your clothes on again, no one wants to see your hot cross buns or your leaking custard! "

I wonder who this could be hmmm

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Yo Kaitonel incoming fam...

A hot to trot forumite wants you to know

Their loving the new profile picture! If only i could pull the cover off you, Then we can get all hot and steamy together.

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By *iPythonMan  over a year ago

In my pants

Hey _ittlebird! My mate Christian Gray (real identity has been held back because, well, that’s the game) says….

I would like to watch you dominate the room, comanding the audience, watching you as you glance back at me. Knowing, by the end of the day, I will have you on your knees, with you hands tied and ready to do my bidding and give in to the sexual energy.

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By *aitonelMan  over a year ago

Travelling


"Yo Kaitonel incoming fam...

A hot to trot forumite wants you to know

Their loving the new profile picture! If only i could pull the cover off you, Then we can get all hot and steamy together. "

Hot to trot needs to get under the covers with me

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Incoming message from a gorgeous mate

For Sushi

She wants to gobble you "

Come and eat your fill....I'll reciprocate the eating

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By *BootyfulDayWoman  over a year ago

Hello Miss NSP!

Would you mind just letting NotSoPosh know that I think she has the most beautiful tits and I wish she was a lot nearer so that I could give them a good squeeze

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By *ixieAndHerKingCouple  over a year ago

Debauchery

My lovely mate has just messaged..

Oh Cede I so can't wait to get to get my hands on you

And for once he's smiling!

Cherry x

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman  over a year ago

Carlisle usually

Oops. Forgot to opt out while I got my nails did. So a belated one :

Can you let NotSoPosh know I'm happy to cross the Irish sea and venture in to the Devon Wilds for a chance of a coffee! Oh and her face pic was lush x

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

One from my hot hot hot mate...

A message for: You only live once

I'm still waiting for a drinks date.

I'm still waiting to touch your thighs under the table.

I'm still waiting to grind my bum cheeks on your lap.

Seriously, what does a girl have to do?

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By *ittlebirdWoman  over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Incoming message from a gorgeous friend

Please tell BiPython

Fancy whipping my skirt off and giving me a ride on your pet monster?

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By *ittlebirdWoman  over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Hey _ittlebird! My mate Christian Gray (real identity has been held back because, well, that’s the game) says….

I would like to watch you dominate the room, comanding the audience, watching you as you glance back at me. Knowing, by the end of the day, I will have you on your knees, with you hands tied and ready to do my bidding and give in to the sexual energy."

Why thank you gorgeous postie

Do you know secret admirer… that is my all time favourite thing to do. Make yourself known to this little birdy

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Moooooooose!

One from my sexy mate...

please tell grumpy I’ll lick up his dripping custard!

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By *BootyfulDayWoman  over a year ago


"Hey _ittlebird! My mate Christian Gray (real identity has been held back because, well, that’s the game) says….

I would like to watch you dominate the room, comanding the audience, watching you as you glance back at me. Knowing, by the end of the day, I will have you on your knees, with you hands tied and ready to do my bidding and give in to the sexual energy."

Oh my, is it hot in here

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Oops. Forgot to opt out while I got my nails did. So a belated one :

Can you let NotSoPosh know I'm happy to cross the Irish sea and venture in to the Devon Wilds for a chance of a coffee! Oh and her face pic was lush x"

Golly... you're brave. There's beasties in these ere wilds!

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Hello Miss NSP!

Would you mind just letting NotSoPosh know that I think she has the most beautiful tits and I wish she was a lot nearer so that I could give them a good squeeze

"

Not too hard though please... they're very cold.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Moooooooose!

One from my sexy mate...

please tell grumpy I’ll lick up his dripping custard!"

I best drip it accidentally on purpose on myself then mystery custard licker person

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By *ittlebirdWoman  over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Hey _ittlebird! My mate Christian Gray (real identity has been held back because, well, that’s the game) says….

I would like to watch you dominate the room, comanding the audience, watching you as you glance back at me. Knowing, by the end of the day, I will have you on your knees, with you hands tied and ready to do my bidding and give in to the sexual energy.

Oh my, is it hot in here "

It is rather

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By *ilkstressWoman  over a year ago

Drasnia


"Well the post is in from the sexy...and it says...

Would you mind letting the lovely Silkstress know that I would love to get my hands on her hot sexy body and those gorgeous tits of hers and give those delicious nipples plenty of attention"

Ohh, thank you. That's convenient as my nipples are always greedy for attention.

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By *iPythonMan  over a year ago

In my pants


"Incoming message from a gorgeous friend

Please tell BiPython

Fancy whipping my skirt off and giving me a ride on your pet monster? "

Hell yeah I do! Get your ass in my inbox and let the skirt whipping and pet riding commence!

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By *oo..Woman  over a year ago

Boo's World


" dreamyboo my handsome mate has ask me to ask you.

What's the quickest way into her body stocking.....can I slide on in

Scissors...... bring scissors

Hey Dreamy! My (presumably) same mate says…..

Fuck the scissors.... they’ll go primordial and rip you out of your body stocking throw you on the bed "

Be careful with me I've just eaten my dinner!

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By *wistedsoul35Man  over a year ago

cumbria


"My sexy as hell mate says this ..

TwistedSoul your cock pic is a work of art ... # gripituntilitpops "

It probably will pop one day!

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By *oo..Woman  over a year ago

Boo's World


"I’m a very busy postie…

Incoming message from a gorgeous friend

For the delightful DreamyBoo

Can we have that girl on girl fun soon as I’m aching to practice my scissoring "

I'm on my way with 3 Big Macs and a bottle of Malibu

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Woody you're hot.

That came from me. Enjoy your evening.

F"

Woody says you are pretty hot yourself.

Enjoy your evening.

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By *ittlebirdWoman  over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Incoming message from a gorgeous friend

Please tell Tinder and the Beard that I'm usually quite shy in these messages but their 17th Feb photo makes me want to be snogging Tinder while I sit on Marc's face

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By *edeWoman  over a year ago

the abyss


"A message from a lovely lady says:

Please tell Kaitonel that I'm happy he's off the naughty step but he's got too much clothing on - the shirt needs to go .....

I second that.... get them off!

Fine, done! "

Much better

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By *iPythonMan  over a year ago

In my pants


" dreamyboo my handsome mate has ask me to ask you.

What's the quickest way into her body stocking.....can I slide on in

Scissors...... bring scissors

Hey Dreamy! My (presumably) same mate says…..

Fuck the scissors.... they’ll go primordial and rip you out of your body stocking throw you on the bed

Be careful with me I've just eaten my dinner! "

They have asked me to inform you that they'll be careful and gentle with you…. until your foods settled, then they can't promise

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By *erDirtyRockstarMan  over a year ago

buckinghamshire

Oh why not

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By *edeWoman  over a year ago

the abyss


"My lovely mate has just messaged..

Oh Cede I so can't wait to get to get my hands on you

And for once he's smiling!

Cherry x "

Well a smile is always good

Just catching up - fab threw me out as I'm clearly in too much

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By *oo..Woman  over a year ago

Boo's World

WOODY you're up!

A very lovely lady says:

Please tell Woody that I've still not forgotten he didn't wanna snog me. But I can forgive him because I'm so nice.

Can't believe this one!

If you won't snog her.... I will

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By *educing_EmCouple  over a year ago

Tipperary

From a lovely gentleman (I was a bit slow on posting and other thread closed)

Would you mind awfully posting a message on the thread on my behalf for the lovely Fluffy_Chicken just to let her know that I think she is so very hot and I love her beautiful blonde hair and magnificent boobs

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By *ilkstressWoman  over a year ago

Drasnia

My very sexy mate would like me to pass on the following:

"Please tell Order66 that I'm hoping he has fueled up and is ready for a long, hard ride"

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By *ittlebirdWoman  over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Incoming message from a gorgeous mate

For Full English with Tea ….I'm still waiting to finish oiling him up

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"From a lovely gentleman (I was a bit slow on posting and other thread closed)

Would you mind awfully posting a message on the thread on my behalf for the lovely Fluffy_Chicken just to let her know that I think she is so very hot and I love her beautiful blonde hair and magnificent boobs"

Aw

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

A sexy,sexy mate has this...

One for Julie. (Julie and Beef)

I’m glad to see you are indie thread (in the thread )

My question for you would be do you come in the fall?

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple  over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow


"Incoming message from a gorgeous friend

Please tell Tinder and the Beard that I'm usually quite shy in these messages but their 17th Feb photo makes me want to be snogging Tinder while I sit on Marc's face "

Oh hello!

Come saddle up, he certainly won't have any objections to that

Tinder

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Some great messages today

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By *edeWoman  over a year ago

the abyss

Sorry for the delay but my lovely mate would like BBWLady123 to know that they are posting more as he wants to get his hands on those boobies

I mean I can see why

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Another from my sexy mate...

Message for:

Her Dirty Rockstar

You dance for me like a Magic Mike extra and I'll be as dirty as you want me too be......

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By *iddlesticksMan  over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Here I go again on my own.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"WOODY you're up!

A very lovely lady says:

Please tell Woody that I've still not forgotten he didn't wanna snog me. But I can forgive him because I'm so nice.

Can't believe this one!

If you won't snog her.... I will "

I can’t believe someone asked me to snog!! And I said no!!! AND they are still talking to me. !!!

They must be the nicest kind of nice

#theyknowwho

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By *rder66Man  over a year ago

Tatooine


"My very sexy mate would like me to pass on the following:

"Please tell Order66 that I'm hoping he has fueled up and is ready for a long, hard ride"

"

Always ready.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple  over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"A sexy,sexy mate has this...

One for Julie. (Julie and Beef)

I’m glad to see you are indie thread (in the thread )

My question for you would be do you come in the fall?

"

Clever! Yes. Last Nite too. There She Goes - a Waterfall and Here Comes Your Man

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By *oo..Woman  over a year ago

Boo's World


"WOODY you're up!

A very lovely lady says:

Please tell Woody that I've still not forgotten he didn't wanna snog me. But I can forgive him because I'm so nice.

Can't believe this one!

If you won't snog her.... I will

I can’t believe someone asked me to snog!! And I said no!!! AND they are still talking to me. !!!

They must be the nicest kind of nice

#theyknowwho "

I hope you kicked yourself up your own bum for saying no!

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By *bwlady123Woman  over a year ago

private


"Sorry for the delay but my lovely mate would like BBWLady123 to know that they are posting more as he wants to get his hands on those boobies

I mean I can see why "

Why thanks postie I’ve got two one each?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My friend says

would you tell Cede I’d like her to get her twolips on me

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"My very sexy mate would like me to pass on the following:

"Please tell Order66 that I'm hoping he has fueled up and is ready for a long, hard ride"

Always ready."

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

My rather scrummy mate says ...

To CuriousGuy1995

I've never wished I were younger before now. But damn..

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By *ittlebirdWoman  over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Here I go again on my own. "

Erm… not quite gorgeous

IYKYK

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By *oo..Woman  over a year ago

Boo's World

A message for Julie......

This very handsome,fit and polite man says:

Will you tell Julie that I’d like to spend the next month or so exploring her naked body.

Thank you.

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By *iPythonMan  over a year ago

In my pants


"Sorry for the delay but my lovely mate would like BBWLady123 to know that they are posting more as he wants to get his hands on those boobies

I mean I can see why

Why thanks postie I’ve got two one each?"

Works for me

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman  over a year ago

Carlisle usually

Dearest Silkstress, a sexy someone is glad you liked their face as you'll be sitting on it one day.

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By *ittlebirdWoman  over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Incoming message from a gorgeous friend

For me - little bird I’d want to fuck you. senseless.

Failing that, how about Dreamy lies back whilst the two of us spoil her rotten

I’m not sure that’s quite how it works but you get the idea

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman  over a year ago

Next Door

I'm busting my way in

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I'm busting my way in "

Jeeezus... that's one sexy pic!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I got a message that said

Yes yes yes

I want more

But it wasn’t for me, …

it’s for HERDIRTYROCKSTAR

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By *edeWoman  over a year ago

the abyss

Message for Curious Guy from a very gorgeous lady ....

I'm curious to know how many ring donuts I can get to balance on your erect cock!

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By *oo..Woman  over a year ago

Boo's World


"Incoming message from a gorgeous friend

For me - little bird I’d want to fuck you. senseless.

Failing that, how about Dreamy lies back whilst the two of us spoil her rotten

I’m not sure that’s quite how it works but you get the idea "

I'll happily take on the role of a pillow princess , crack on......

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By *edeWoman  over a year ago

the abyss


"My friend says

would you tell Cede I’d like her to get her twolips on me

"

Plenty to share

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By *ilkstressWoman  over a year ago

Drasnia


"Dearest Silkstress, a sexy someone is glad you liked their face as you'll be sitting on it one day."

God, I'm scared I'll squash him!

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman  over a year ago

Next Door


"Well, well long legged blonde it’s your lucky day…

My mate says they wanna scale your legs, to mount your vagina!

What an offer! "

Would like to know the details on how they are going to mount my vagina?

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By *iPythonMan  over a year ago

In my pants


"Well, well long legged blonde it’s your lucky day…

My mate says they wanna scale your legs, to mount your vagina!

What an offer!

Would like to know the details on how they are going to mount my vagina?

"

I’m not on logistics sorry

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By *ea monkeyMan  over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

I’m in!

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By *r SproutMan  over a year ago

the middle

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By *ittlebirdWoman  over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Incoming message from a gorgeous friend

For me - little bird I’d want to fuck you. senseless.

Failing that, how about Dreamy lies back whilst the two of us spoil her rotten

I’m not sure that’s quite how it works but you get the idea

I'll happily take on the role of a pillow princess , crack on......"

I knew you would

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By *iddlesticksMan  over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Incoming message from a gorgeous friend

For me - little bird I’d want to fuck you. senseless.

Failing that, how about Dreamy lies back whilst the two of us spoil her rotten

I’m not sure that’s quite how it works but you get the idea

I'll happily take on the role of a pillow princess , crack on......

I knew you would "

She did you know

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By *ittlebirdWoman  over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Incoming message from a very sexy friend

For the beautiful Mr Sprout…

Can I ride your face as I tuck in to my KFC

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By *edeWoman  over a year ago

the abyss

For the beautiful Silkstress from a rather gorgeous fellow...

I’d love to kiss and feel her silk soft body all over!

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple  over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"A message for Julie......

This very handsome,fit and polite man says:

Will you tell Julie that I’d like to spend the next month or so exploring her naked body.

Thank you."

Crikey, it's suddenly got very warm in here

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I’m in and happy to be a postie

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple  over a year ago

Manchester-ish

I don't often get messages on these threads. And when I do I can usually guess. But today I'm clueless and very flattered! Thank you

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By *ilkstressWoman  over a year ago

Drasnia


"For the beautiful Silkstress from a rather gorgeous fellow...

I’d love to kiss and feel her silk soft body all over!"

Oh my...

Does anyone know of a moisturiser that can make me silk soft asap? This is an emergency people!

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By *aughtyandhandsomeMan  over a year ago

button moon

Back in now I’ve finished work!

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By *edDevil5Man  over a year ago

NN4

I'm.in

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By *r SproutMan  over a year ago

the middle


"Incoming message from a very sexy friend

For the beautiful Mr Sprout…

Can I ride your face as I tuck in to my KFC "

Dirtbag! Of course you can

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By *iPythonMan  over a year ago

In my pants


"Incoming message from a very sexy friend

For the beautiful Mr Sprout…

Can I ride your face as I tuck in to my KFC

Dirtbag! Of course you can "

Thanks mate

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By *oo..Woman  over a year ago

Boo's World


"For the beautiful Silkstress from a rather gorgeous fellow...

I’d love to kiss and feel her silk soft body all over!

Oh my...

Does anyone know of a moisturiser that can make me silk soft asap? This is an emergency people!"

Liquid Silk Lube

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By *ilkstressWoman  over a year ago

Drasnia


"For the beautiful Silkstress from a rather gorgeous fellow...

I’d love to kiss and feel her silk soft body all over!

Oh my...

Does anyone know of a moisturiser that can make me silk soft asap? This is an emergency people!

Liquid Silk Lube "

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By *educing_EmCouple  over a year ago

Tipperary

From a beautiful friend

For the fit as fuck HerDirtyRockstar

FAF?

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By *iddlesticksMan  over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

I’m a bit late with this, apologies to my learned friend who asks this

Plz say to Julie from Julie and beef

If she lies back, spreads her legs ill eat her like I'm eating a baked Camembert. All tongue

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Thank you op. Such good fun.

And thanks for the good vibes.

I’m out.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I’m in xx

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By *iddlesticksMan  over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Getting close to last knocking with this lovely offer.

Hotwifecpl.....simply your arse gives me the horn, I wanna eat it out...FAF

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple  over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"I’m a bit late with this, apologies to my learned friend who asks this

Plz say to Julie from Julie and beef

If she lies back, spreads her legs ill eat her like I'm eating a baked Camembert. All tongue"

No dipping bread in I hope!

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Thank you to everyone for cheering me up today, I hope y'all enjoyed it too.

And to the people who messaged me,please do feel free to own up!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Thank you to everyone for cheering me up today, I hope y'all enjoyed it too.

And to the people who messaged me,please do feel free to own up! "

Thanks for being the organiser

(I’ll admit to sending a couple!)

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Thank you to everyone for cheering me up today, I hope y'all enjoyed it too.

And to the people who messaged me,please do feel free to own up! "

I thought we were supposed to remain annonymous

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Thank you to everyone for cheering me up today, I hope y'all enjoyed it too.

And to the people who messaged me,please do feel free to own up!

I thought we were supposed to remain annonymous"

The sender can own up... but the person posting the message can't tell

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By *iddlesticksMan  over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"I’m a bit late with this, apologies to my learned friend who asks this

Plz say to Julie from Julie and beef

If she lies back, spreads her legs ill eat her like I'm eating a baked Camembert. All tongue

No dipping bread in I hope! "

I can’t imagine a fanny as hot as a molten Camembert.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I confess all my sins

Sorry lady’s

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