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By *ryandsee OP   Man  over a year ago

Yorkshire

on cold or warm toast. I prefer it when it has cooled down so butter just melts but does not make toast too soggy.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Spread it on the toast as soon as it comes out the toaster, so it oozes into the bread

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By *ris GrayMan  over a year ago

Dorchester

Marge here utterly butterly

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By *eliWoman  over a year ago

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Yes, I'm the same! I hate toast when it's soggy from butter, I like the crispness with the soft taste of it. Slightly cooled down. Perfect.

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By *ryandsee OP   Man  over a year ago

Yorkshire


"Yes, I'm the same! I hate toast when it's soggy from butter, I like the crispness with the soft taste of it. Slightly cooled down. Perfect."

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By *isaB45Woman  over a year ago

Fabville

Hot ot cold.

I'm versatile

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By *rofessor ElementalMan  over a year ago

Durham

Fresh out of the toaster…also love a buttered muffin

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By *ris GrayMan  over a year ago

Dorchester

Buttered or marged crumpets here with jam

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By *2000ManMan  over a year ago

Worthing

Hot toast melted butter...lovely!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Cold!!! Why do you think they have the little racks to cool it in!!!

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan  over a year ago

Glasgow / London


"Cold!!! Why do you think they have the little racks to cool it in!!!"

I always knew you were a wrong ’un.

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By *4bimMan  over a year ago

Farnborough Hampshire

and chocolate spread.

chocolate with everything. more chocolate!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Warm! Who wants lumps of cold butter on their cold toast?

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple  over a year ago

Leeds

Warm toast, melted butter.

Cold toast is just wrong.

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Cold!!! Why do you think they have the little racks to cool it in!!!

I always knew you were a wrong ’un."

Why do they have the racks if you aren't meant to have it cold??

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Butter on crumpets with either marmite or peanut butter to die for

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By *iscean_dreamMan  over a year ago

Llanelli

On toast straight away for me, I like it melted in

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Warm. I like when it’s a little soggy

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By *hroatQueen_CATV/TS  over a year ago

Carlisle

I like it warm! So it melts nicely in my mouth.

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By *agneto.Man  over a year ago

Bham


"Spread it on the toast as soon as it comes out the toaster, so it oozes into the bread "

This man knows what he's doing.

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By *iscean_dreamMan  over a year ago

Llanelli


"Warm. I like when it’s a little soggy "

With marmite?

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan  over a year ago

Glasgow / London


"Why do they have the racks if you aren't meant to have it cold?? "

They only have the racks in places where hopes and dreams go to die. Where cold toast is appropriate.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Why do they have the racks if you aren't meant to have it cold??

They only have the racks in places where hopes and dreams go to die. Where cold toast is appropriate."

You're all deluded. I can't take.this kind of barbaric-ness

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Why do they have the racks if you aren't meant to have it cold??

They only have the racks in places where hopes and dreams go to die. Where cold toast is appropriate."

The toast rack allows the toast to go crispy, you dont have to leave it till it's cold. I love cold, crispy toast with a generous amount of butter....just cant afford it now

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Warm. I like when it’s a little soggy

With marmite? "

I’m not a weirdo

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By *hroatQueen_CATV/TS  over a year ago

Carlisle


"Butter on crumpets with either marmite or peanut butter to die for"
Don't like marmite, Different strokes for different folks. I much prefer jam

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By *eliWoman  over a year ago

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"Spread it on the toast as soon as it comes out the toaster, so it oozes into the bread

This man knows what he's doing. "

Grim.

I don't want butter seeping into the delicious toast and making it a claggy mess of disgusting of something that could have been delicious.

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By *agneto.Man  over a year ago

Bham


"Spread it on the toast as soon as it comes out the toaster, so it oozes into the bread

This man knows what he's doing.

Grim.

I don't want butter seeping into the delicious toast and making it a claggy mess of disgusting of something that could have been delicious."

To think I thought you were cool.

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By *eliWoman  over a year ago

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"Spread it on the toast as soon as it comes out the toaster, so it oozes into the bread

This man knows what he's doing.

Grim.

I don't want butter seeping into the delicious toast and making it a claggy mess of disgusting of something that could have been delicious.

To think I thought you were cool. "

To think I thought you were fuckable.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan  over a year ago

Glasgow / London

You think you’re compatible with someone but then you find out that you can never satisfactorily breakfast together.

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By *aitonelMan  over a year ago

Travelling

I like both. Warm in winter, cold in summer.

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By *icecouple561Couple  over a year ago
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East Sussex

Cool toast please

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By *he_Secret_GardenWoman  over a year ago

Naughty Lane


"Spread it on the toast as soon as it comes out the toaster, so it oozes into the bread "

This

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By *acDreamyMan  over a year ago

Wirral

It goes soggy because of the steam. If you butter it then put it back on top of the toaster while you butter the other one it won't go soggy!

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By *iscean_dreamMan  over a year ago

Llanelli


"Warm. I like when it’s a little soggy

With marmite?

I’m not a weirdo "

No comment

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By *ryandsee OP   Man  over a year ago

Yorkshire


"Spread it on the toast as soon as it comes out the toaster, so it oozes into the bread

This "

But it makes it soggy

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Spread it on the toast as soon as it comes out the toaster, so it oozes into the bread

This

But it makes it soggy "

That's an issue with your bread then.

Lidl malted bloomer is thick enough to take a good butter pounding and still stay firm.

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By *ryandsee OP   Man  over a year ago

Yorkshire


"Cool toast please"

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By *mily36CWoman  over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)


"on cold or warm toast. I prefer it when it has cooled down so butter just melts but does not make toast too soggy. "

...who doesn't like soggy?!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Borderline burn the toast, let it cool then a nice thick layer of butter

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By *ryandsee OP   Man  over a year ago

Yorkshire


"Borderline burn the toast, let it cool then a nice thick layer of butter "

Sounds good to me

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By *eroLondonMan  over a year ago

Covent Garden

I genuinely misread this as

"Do you use a butler".

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By *929Man  over a year ago

newcastle

Loads on straight out toaster so it’s swimming in it (has to be the block butter not the tub and always salted )

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By *irenSaintSinnerCouple  over a year ago

Haywards Heath


"Warm. I like when it’s a little soggy

With marmite? "

I sometimes mix up half empty tubs of Lurpack with added Marmite so I've Marmite spread

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Real butter on cool toast, so that it just sits on top rather than melting and making the toast soggy.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Real butter on cool toast, so that it just sits on top rather than melting and making the toast soggy."

Countrylife, President, or something else?

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan  over a year ago

Glasgow / London


"I genuinely misread this as

"Do you use a butler". "

And is Carshalton still fulfilling his duties admirably?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Real butter on cool toast, so that it just sits on top rather than melting and making the toast soggy.

Countrylife, President, or something else? "

Countrylife or anchor, or whatever is on offer.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman  over a year ago

little house on the praire

I used to have lurpak on hot toast but I've given it up now

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By *eroLondonMan  over a year ago

Covent Garden


"I genuinely misread this as

"Do you use a butler".

And is Carshalton still fulfilling his duties admirably?"

My dear RTG, he's doing a splendid job. He's a man of advancing years and keeping an êyê out for an under-butler and a new valet.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Salty butter

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By *orny Harry6999Man  over a year ago

Kendal

Salted butter all the way

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman  over a year ago

little house on the praire

I will tell you what. Beans on toast is an expensive meal these days. By the time you've bought the bread butter and ,£1.40 for a tin of beans

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Only when I'm dancing in Paris.

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By *ryandsee OP   Man  over a year ago

Yorkshire


"Only when I'm dancing in Paris."

And is your name Marlon?

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By *cottish guy 555Man  over a year ago

London

Butter! I'm not a millionaire

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By *ove2pleaseseukMan  over a year ago

Hastings


"on cold or warm toast. I prefer it when it has cooled down so butter just melts but does not make toast too soggy. "

Is the debate not more salted or unsalted and hat off to anyone how makes there own like my nan use to.

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By *otBunsHunWoman  over a year ago

Yorkshire

Cold!

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By *partharmonyCouple  over a year ago

Ruislip

I used to have an auntie Marge who was always ill. We used to say "I can't believe she's not better".

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By *istyPeaksCouple  over a year ago

braintree

Hot. If I’m not burning my fingers, I don’t want it.

A shit ton of butter (the technical culinary measurement) so there’s a big pool of melted butter. Must be real, salted butter at room temperature.

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By *r_PinkMan  over a year ago

london stratford


"Hot. If I’m not burning my fingers, I don’t want it.

A shit ton of butter (the technical culinary measurement) so there’s a big pool of melted butter. Must be real, salted butter at room temperature. "

THIS

totally agree.

We are the soggy butter toast peoples front. United

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By *ittlebirdWoman  over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"on cold or warm toast. I prefer it when it has cooled down so butter just melts but does not make toast too soggy. "

I honestly don’t care as long as it’s an inch thick

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan  over a year ago

Glasgow / London


"My dear RTG, he's doing a splendid job. He's a man of advancing years and keeping an êyê out for an under-butler and a new valet. "

There’s always someone under the butler.

The perks of being a gentleman’s gentleman.

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By *andycandy88Woman  over a year ago

Northolt

I'm allergic to diary

Glucose

Apple and mango

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By *ildbillkidMan  over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

Hot toast and peanut butter

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By *rHotNottsMan  over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Kind of like both. If it’s really soggy from butter I’m often tempted to dip it in my coffee

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By *VineMan  over a year ago

The right place

I find real butter doesn't make toast soggy. Only hydrogenated spreads do that as they release the water when they melt.

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By *ryandsee OP   Man  over a year ago

Yorkshire


"I find real butter doesn't make toast soggy. Only hydrogenated spreads do that as they release the water when they melt.

"

Marginally perhaps but it still goes soggy if you slump it on very hot toast. I like to feel and hear the crunch on mine

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