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I’m so excited I had to share it with the forum.
A woodcarver from Penzance has offered me a free wooden duck if I stop by his lay-by on Friday or Saturday and give him a tit flash.
I’ve asked for two, my friend wants one as well. She’s not coming but wants a duck.
Then a lady messaged me re my status and told me her friend got a wine rack out of him!
Is there no end to this excitement!  |
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By *rder66Man
over a year ago
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"I’m so excited I had to share it with the forum.
A woodcarver from Penzance has offered me a free wooden duck if I stop by his lay-by on Friday or Saturday and give him a tit flash.
I’ve asked for two, my friend wants one as well. She’s not coming but wants a duck.
Then a lady messaged me re my status and told me her friend got a wine rack out of him!
Is there no end to this excitement! "
What do I have to do for a new desk. |
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"I’m so excited I had to share it with the forum.
A woodcarver from Penzance has offered me a free wooden duck if I stop by his lay-by on Friday or Saturday and give him a tit flash.
I’ve asked for two, my friend wants one as well. She’s not coming but wants a duck.
Then a lady messaged me re my status and told me her friend got a wine rack out of him!
Is there no end to this excitement! What do I have to do for a new desk."
I’m guessing not much. At this rate I’ll need to hire a van |
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I drive past a an old chap who sell's things made of wood from his drive everyday...
I thought it was a great way to keep himself busy... reading this i'm now thinking maybe he's keeping busy in more ways than 1 haha |
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"I drive past a an old chap who sell's things made of wood from his drive everyday...
I thought it was a great way to keep himself busy... reading this i'm now thinking maybe he's keeping busy in more ways than 1 haha"
 he’s busy carving his own wood by the sounds of it |
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"I’m so excited I had to share it with the forum.
A woodcarver from Penzance has offered me a free wooden duck if I stop by his lay-by on Friday or Saturday and give him a tit flash.
I’ve asked for two, my friend wants one as well. She’s not coming but wants a duck.
Then a lady messaged me re my status and told me her friend got a wine rack out of him!
Is there no end to this excitement! "
I'll raise his duck, and whittle you a Squirrel |
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"I’m so excited I had to share it with the forum.
A woodcarver from Penzance has offered me a free wooden duck if I stop by his lay-by on Friday or Saturday and give him a tit flash.
I’ve asked for two, my friend wants one as well. She’s not coming but wants a duck.
Then a lady messaged me re my status and told me her friend got a wine rack out of him!
Is there no end to this excitement!
I'll raise his duck, and whittle you a Squirrel "
Depends, will your squirrel have nuts!? |
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"I’m so excited I had to share it with the forum.
A woodcarver from Penzance has offered me a free wooden duck if I stop by his lay-by on Friday or Saturday and give him a tit flash.
I’ve asked for two, my friend wants one as well. She’s not coming but wants a duck.
Then a lady messaged me re my status and told me her friend got a wine rack out of him!
Is there no end to this excitement!
I'll raise his duck, and whittle you a Squirrel
Depends, will your squirrel have nuts!?"
A squirrel need his nuts |
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"A woodcarver based in Penzance
Would offer young ladies the chance
To get a free duck
In exchange for a... look
At their tits, what a lovely romance
J
Who said romance was dead "
I think you definitely get the better end of the deal! I just couldn't resist a limerick. |
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"A woodcarver based in Penzance
Would offer young ladies the chance
To get a free duck
In exchange for a... look
At their tits, what a lovely romance
J
Who said romance was dead
I think you definitely get the better end of the deal! I just couldn't resist a limerick. "
It was spot on. love it! |
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"A woodcarver based in Penzance
Would offer young ladies the chance
To get a free duck
In exchange for a... look
At their tits, what a lovely romance
J"
I'm just here for the poetry
Oh also free ducks |
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"I’m so excited I had to share it with the forum.
A woodcarver from Penzance has offered me a free wooden duck if I stop by his lay-by on Friday or Saturday and give him a tit flash.
I’ve asked for two, my friend wants one as well. She’s not coming but wants a duck.
Then a lady messaged me re my status and told me her friend got a wine rack out of him!
Is there no end to this excitement! "
This is the single best forum thread ever! Actually snorted through laughter.
(Note to self: buy a new set of woodworking chisels in the morning) |
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"I’m so excited I had to share it with the forum.
A woodcarver from Penzance has offered me a free wooden duck if I stop by his lay-by on Friday or Saturday and give him a tit flash.
I’ve asked for two, my friend wants one as well. She’s not coming but wants a duck.
Then a lady messaged me re my status and told me her friend got a wine rack out of him!
Is there no end to this excitement!
This is the single best forum thread ever! Actually snorted through laughter.
(Note to self: buy a new set of woodworking chisels in the morning) "
from the messages I’m receiving from his “customers”, he’s not doing too badly. I’d say quit your job and set up on the side of a lay-by! |
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"I’m so excited I had to share it with the forum.
A woodcarver from Penzance has offered me a free wooden duck if I stop by his lay-by on Friday or Saturday and give him a tit flash.
I’ve asked for two, my friend wants one as well. She’s not coming but wants a duck.
Then a lady messaged me re my status and told me her friend got a wine rack out of him!
Is there no end to this excitement! "
I would definitely say that this is the very best thing that I have ever read on here! |
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"You see posts on here often from guys struggling to get meets , some even resorting to offering money, if only they realised all women really want is perfectly sculptured wood  "
it’s all about the perfectly sculptured wood! |
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"I think the wood carver is quackers....
Why not offer you a nice fruit bowl instead?
Just make sure his car is parked in the layby when meeting.
Aye.. Kia is what he drives. "
I’m going to stand in line and wait patiently. I wonder how many excited women will be in the line |
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By *ayskiMan
over a year ago
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"I think the wood carver is quackers....
Why not offer you a nice fruit bowl instead?
Just make sure his car is parked in the layby when meeting.
Aye.. Kia is what he drives.
I’m going to stand in line and wait patiently. I wonder how many excited women will be in the line "
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"The only problem with flashing your tits and getting the duck free, is it won't come with the bill
It’ll be cheep as chirps
(I realise ducks don’t chirp but it’s all I have) "
Know what you get when you roast duck skin?
Quackling  |
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"Can you pop by Shropshire on your way back. I’ll be wanking in the bushes.
I meant whittling.
I didn’t really, I meant wanking. 
Its just another form of working some wood with your hands "
Fiddling with my stick you could say. |
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"Can you pop by Shropshire on your way back. I’ll be wanking in the bushes.
I meant whittling.
I didn’t really, I meant wanking.
You’d better be carving me a wooden badger in that bush Fids!"
I’ll turn my hand to whatever you want. |
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"We had a pair of ducks chilling on our front garden at the weekend. Our daughter was ecstatic
What did you have to do for yours? "
Absolutely nothing! Woke up on Sunday to a hyper child telling me to look out of the window  |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
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"I really want a duck now.
And if you go to Penzance... you had best stop by mine on the way home!
I think you should come with me! I need a coffee table. 4 tits are better than 2 "
Can I still get a duck?
But ok |
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It reminds me of the joke:
Woman buys a mirror in B&Q. She goes to the checkout to pay, and the guy on the till says ‘Would you like a screw for that mirror, madam?’
She replies ‘No, but I’ll give you a blowjob for a lawnmower’ |
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"I’m so excited I had to share it with the forum.
A woodcarver from Penzance has offered me a free wooden duck if I stop by his lay-by on Friday or Saturday and give him a tit flash.
I’ve asked for two, my friend wants one as well. She’s not coming but wants a duck.
Then a lady messaged me re my status and told me her friend got a wine rack out of him!
Is there no end to this excitement! "
Having watched your videos he's in for a treat |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"I’ve currently got a 4 foot inflatable duck sat in my lounge if anyone wants it  "
Ok.
I'm intrigued.
There must be a story behind this because, let's face it.
Nobody normally has a 4ft inflatable duck lying around the house for no apparent reason......  
A |
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"I’ve currently got a 4 foot inflatable duck sat in my lounge if anyone wants it
Ok.
I'm intrigued.
There must be a story behind this because, let's face it.
Nobody normally has a 4ft inflatable duck lying around the house for no apparent reason......
A"
I got it off the Amazon and sneaked it into the back of someone’s work van without them knowing. The plan was for it to remain undiscovered until at least Norfolk but unfortunately it was found so it’s now in my lounge and I don’t know what to do with it |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I’ve currently got a 4 foot inflatable duck sat in my lounge if anyone wants it
Ok.
I'm intrigued.
There must be a story behind this because, let's face it.
Nobody normally has a 4ft inflatable duck lying around the house for no apparent reason......
A
I got it off the Amazon and sneaked it into the back of someone’s work van without them knowing. The plan was for it to remain undiscovered until at least Norfolk but unfortunately it was found so it’s now in my lounge and I don’t know what to do with it "
I would absolutely love a 4ft inflatable duck! It would go with the 6ft inflatable unicorn and the 18 inch inflatable poop |
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By *adyBugsWoman
over a year ago
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"I’m so excited I had to share it with the forum.
A woodcarver from Penzance has offered me a free wooden duck if I stop by his lay-by on Friday or Saturday and give him a tit flash.
I’ve asked for two, my friend wants one as well. She’s not coming but wants a duck.
Then a lady messaged me re my status and told me her friend got a wine rack out of him!
Is there no end to this excitement! "
I blooming love ducks! You lucky gal  |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"I’ve currently got a 4 foot inflatable duck sat in my lounge if anyone wants it
Ok.
I'm intrigued.
There must be a story behind this because, let's face it.
Nobody normally has a 4ft inflatable duck lying around the house for no apparent reason......
A
I got it off the Amazon and sneaked it into the back of someone’s work van without them knowing. The plan was for it to remain undiscovered until at least Norfolk but unfortunately it was found so it’s now in my lounge and I don’t know what to do with it "
You could always use it for a photo prop?
I mean....many of us posed with Colin the Chicken a fair few years back. Stranger things have happened.....
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"I’ve currently got a 4 foot inflatable duck sat in my lounge if anyone wants it
Ok.
I'm intrigued.
There must be a story behind this because, let's face it.
Nobody normally has a 4ft inflatable duck lying around the house for no apparent reason......
A
I got it off the Amazon and sneaked it into the back of someone’s work van without them knowing. The plan was for it to remain undiscovered until at least Norfolk but unfortunately it was found so it’s now in my lounge and I don’t know what to do with it "
Norfolk's loss is your gain. Albeit an unwanted one |
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"Must b a trend I've been offered a set of 3 carved mushrooms! Not sure what my payment has to b yet but he's showed me pics of the ones he makes they will look lovely in my garden! x"
Is there no end to this mans talent? |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"Must b a trend I've been offered a set of 3 carved mushrooms! Not sure what my payment has to b yet but he's showed me pics of the ones he makes they will look lovely in my garden! x
Is there no end to this mans talent?"
I don't suppose he's bi?
Would be a great way to sort out a birthday present for Fox!
A flash of a cock for a flashy duck. 
A |
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"I’m so excited I had to share it with the forum.
A woodcarver from Penzance has offered me a free wooden duck if I stop by his lay-by on Friday or Saturday and give him a tit flash.
I’ve asked for two, my friend wants one as well. She’s not coming but wants a duck.
Then a lady messaged me re my status and told me her friend got a wine rack out of him!
Is there no end to this excitement! "
That’s quite a distance to drive just to get a duck , will you get a fuck as well, I would to Cornwall for a good fuck, is this duck a big one? |
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"It’s duck day …… waiting patiently "
Well, there’s been a turn of events. I didn’t go for my duck. I got a message warning me not to and it gave me the creeps.
Gutted though, I really wanted my duck 
If anyone else is brave enough, he’s there now. |
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"It’s duck day …… waiting patiently
Well, there’s been a turn of events. I didn’t go for my duck. I got a message warning me not to and it gave me the creeps.
Gutted though, I really wanted my duck
If anyone else is brave enough, he’s there now. "
What would he expect for a set of garden furniture? |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"It’s duck day …… waiting patiently
Well, there’s been a turn of events. I didn’t go for my duck. I got a message warning me not to and it gave me the creeps.
Gutted though, I really wanted my duck
If anyone else is brave enough, he’s there now. "
You didn't?
Oh come now. What an anticlimactic thread this is, I had such hopes you'd have a duck. |
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"It’s duck day …… waiting patiently
Well, there’s been a turn of events. I didn’t go for my duck. I got a message warning me not to and it gave me the creeps.
Gutted though, I really wanted my duck
If anyone else is brave enough, he’s there now.
What would he expect for a set of garden furniture? "
A helicopter? |
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"It’s duck day …… waiting patiently
Well, there’s been a turn of events. I didn’t go for my duck. I got a message warning me not to and it gave me the creeps.
Gutted though, I really wanted my duck
If anyone else is brave enough, he’s there now.
You didn't?
Oh come now. What an anticlimactic thread this is, I had such hopes you'd have a duck. "
Meli I’m a huge disappointment. But when someone told me he takes footage without knowledge, I lost my mojo for it. I kinda don’t want to be on some random website with my boobs out.
Oh wait.  |
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"It’s duck day …… waiting patiently
Well, there’s been a turn of events. I didn’t go for my duck. I got a message warning me not to and it gave me the creeps.
Gutted though, I really wanted my duck
If anyone else is brave enough, he’s there now.
You didn't?
Oh come now. What an anticlimactic thread this is, I had such hopes you'd have a duck. "
FaD? |
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"It’s duck day …… waiting patiently
Well, there’s been a turn of events. I didn’t go for my duck. I got a message warning me not to and it gave me the creeps.
Gutted though, I really wanted my duck
If anyone else is brave enough, he’s there now.
You didn't?
Oh come now. What an anticlimactic thread this is, I had such hopes you'd have a duck.
Meli I’m a huge disappointment. But when someone told me he takes footage without knowledge, I lost my mojo for it. I kinda don’t want to be on some random website with my boobs out.
Oh wait. "
No. We prefer to see your gorgeous figure here |
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"It’s duck day …… waiting patiently
Well, there’s been a turn of events. I didn’t go for my duck. I got a message warning me not to and it gave me the creeps.
Gutted though, I really wanted my duck
If anyone else is brave enough, he’s there now.
You didn't?
Oh come now. What an anticlimactic thread this is, I had such hopes you'd have a duck.
Meli I’m a huge disappointment. But when someone told me he takes footage without knowledge, I lost my mojo for it. I kinda don’t want to be on some random website with my boobs out.
Oh wait.
No. We prefer to see your gorgeous figure here "
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"It’s duck day …… waiting patiently
Well, there’s been a turn of events. I didn’t go for my duck. I got a message warning me not to and it gave me the creeps.
Gutted though, I really wanted my duck
If anyone else is brave enough, he’s there now.
You didn't?
Oh come now. What an anticlimactic thread this is, I had such hopes you'd have a duck.
Meli I’m a huge disappointment. But when someone told me he takes footage without knowledge, I lost my mojo for it. I kinda don’t want to be on some random website with my boobs out.
Oh wait.
No. We prefer to see your gorgeous figure here
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I don’t blame you, better save than sorry |
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"It’s duck day …… waiting patiently
Well, there’s been a turn of events. I didn’t go for my duck. I got a message warning me not to and it gave me the creeps.
Gutted though, I really wanted my duck
If anyone else is brave enough, he’s there now.
You didn't?
Oh come now. What an anticlimactic thread this is, I had such hopes you'd have a duck.
Meli I’m a huge disappointment. But when someone told me he takes footage without knowledge, I lost my mojo for it. I kinda don’t want to be on some random website with my boobs out.
Oh wait. "
It would have been worth it for that duck though |
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