Jackie was a bit frantic when she got a call from her GP.
"We have got your husband's results back from the lab," the doctor said, "however, there has been a mix-up as there were two patients with the same names. One has Alzhimers and the other one's got Gonorrhea."
"Can't we get him re-tested?" cried Jackie.
"Yes, we can," the doctor replied, "but it will take a week to get the results back due to the holiday period."
"What shall I do in meantime?" Jackie asked.
"Well" said the doctor, "Drop him in the high street and if he returns home soon then don't have sex with him." |
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