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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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So ladies & gents I recently saw a video on fab of a woman for the sake of a better word pleasuring her self with the spout of a watering can ! What other strange objects has else anyone used for sexual gratification ? |
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I'd need billy joel to help me list all the stuff I've tried.
"She tried to fuck these items"
Lots of Legos, rubber bands
Web-shooting Spider-Man
An old pet rock
An antique clock
A ton of red Play-doh
Colored pencils, lots of nickles
Half a jar of Vlasic pickles
Banjo strings, chicken wings
Lots of these and other things
SHE TRIED TO FUCK THESE ITEMS
(Not serious btw) (ish)  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd need billy joel to help me list all the stuff I've tried.
"She tried to fuck these items"
Lots of Legos, rubber bands
Web-shooting Spider-Man
An old pet rock
An antique clock
A ton of red Play-doh
Colored pencils, lots of nickles
Half a jar of Vlasic pickles
Banjo strings, chicken wings
Lots of these and other things
SHE TRIED TO FUCK THESE ITEMS
(Not serious btw) (ish) "
OMG that is genius LOL   |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
"I'd need billy joel to help me list all the stuff I've tried.
"She tried to fuck these items"
Lots of Legos, rubber bands
Web-shooting Spider-Man
An old pet rock
An antique clock
A ton of red Play-doh
Colored pencils, lots of nickles
Half a jar of Vlasic pickles
Banjo strings, chicken wings
Lots of these and other things
SHE TRIED TO FUCK THESE ITEMS
(Not serious btw) (ish) "
Billy Joel? Sounds more like Sarah Cynthia Sylvia Stout (who would not take the garbage out)...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Heard of someone who ended up in A&E with a Grenade up his backside..
I imagine his climax was explosive."
From what I recall, after the bomb squad were called, and x-rays etc were done they realised that it was a training grenade. Not sure if it were a smoke or a wooden one or whatever the Military use, but after a lot of laxatives and a pair of plyers and gloves it came out and the Bomb squad took it away for disposal. Knowing some people's humour, probably framed it somewhere... |
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By *4bimMan
over a year ago
Farnborough Hampshire |
"I'd need billy joel to help me list all the stuff I've tried.
"She tried to fuck these items"
Lots of Legos, rubber bands
Web-shooting Spider-Man
An old pet rock
An antique clock
A ton of red Play-doh
Colored pencils, lots of nickles
Half a jar of Vlasic pickles
Banjo strings, chicken wings
Lots of these and other things
SHE TRIED TO FUCK THESE ITEMS
(Not serious btw) (ish) "
You are here by banished to the outskirts of town.
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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago
Boo's World |
The "vegetable " lady that used to be on here, I think she's left now.
She completed the whole range of most aisles in the supermarket along with fruit n veg, traffic cones,glass bottles,cans of drink.
Was like doing a "big" shop at the supermarket with her skills and no need to buy a carrier bag either to take it home. |
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"I'd need billy joel to help me list all the stuff I've tried.
"She tried to fuck these items"
Lots of Legos, rubber bands
Web-shooting Spider-Man
An old pet rock
An antique clock
A ton of red Play-doh
Colored pencils, lots of nickles
Half a jar of Vlasic pickles
Banjo strings, chicken wings
Lots of these and other things
SHE TRIED TO FUCK THESE ITEMS
(Not serious btw) (ish)
You are here by banished to the outskirts of town.
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Do you live on the outskirts lol |
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