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"Any hidden talents?
I have none. I’m talentless *cries* but it would be nice to find out everyone else’s  "
I’m the same, mrs Shiv! I can do lots of things adequately but I’m not talented at anything. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I sing... but that's not really hidden as it's quite common knowledge.
Apart from that, nope  "
Amazing! I love singing but no one else seems to appreciate it   |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I sing... but that's not really hidden as it's quite common knowledge.
Apart from that, nope
Amazing! I love singing but no one else seems to appreciate it "
That's rude of them! Clearly they're tone deaf. Or not listening well enough  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I have an exceptionally high IQ.
I know, i hide it well.
Not sure if it's a talent though. I can also eat an obscene amount of food very quickly. I'm most proud of this one. |
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"I have an exceptionally high IQ.
I know, i hide it well.
Not sure if it's a talent though. I can also eat an obscene amount of food very quickly. I'm most proud of this one."
I can make a whole chocolate gateau disappear in an impressive amount of time. Maybe that’s my talent. |
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"I can make fart noises with my neck and shoulder, does that count? "
Can you make them with your hand under your arm pit too? That ones impressive as well  |
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"I can make fart noises with my neck and shoulder, does that count?
Can you make them with your hand under your arm pit too? That ones impressive as well "
Yes and behind my knee, I got so much talent that it's surprising I can walk down the street without being asked for my autograph  |
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"I have an exceptionally high IQ.
I know, i hide it well.
Not sure if it's a talent though. I can also eat an obscene amount of food very quickly. I'm most proud of this one.
I can make a whole chocolate gateau disappear in an impressive amount of time. Maybe that’s my talent. "
Oh, if eating limitless amounts of chocolate (or crisps for that matter) is a talent, then I am world class.
Other than that, a jack of all trades... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I can make fart noises with my neck and shoulder, does that count?
Can you make them with your hand under your arm pit too? That ones impressive as well
Yes and behind my knee, I got so much talent that it's surprising I can walk down the street without being asked for my autograph "
Right!, now you’re just showing off |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I have an exceptionally high IQ.
I know, i hide it well.
Not sure if it's a talent though. I can also eat an obscene amount of food very quickly. I'm most proud of this one.
I can make a whole chocolate gateau disappear in an impressive amount of time. Maybe that’s my talent.
Oh, if eating limitless amounts of chocolate (or crisps for that matter) is a talent, then I am world class.
Other than that, a jack of all trades..."
Me too YOLO, me too. Come grab a seat with me and we can be jealous at everyone else’s talents together  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I read very quick. I can read a book of 400 pgs in a day without skipping or skimming. I also retain a ridiculous amount of useless/ useful information and I can identify many songs only by listening the first 5 seconds of it.
Also it’s very easy for me to learn languages (at some point I was studying 7 at the same time).
Mrs |
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"I have an exceptionally high IQ.
I know, i hide it well.
Not sure if it's a talent though. I can also eat an obscene amount of food very quickly. I'm most proud of this one.
I can make a whole chocolate gateau disappear in an impressive amount of time. Maybe that’s my talent.
Oh, if eating limitless amounts of chocolate (or crisps for that matter) is a talent, then I am world class.
Other than that, a jack of all trades...
Me too YOLO, me too. Come grab a seat with me and we can be jealous at everyone else’s talents together "
I'm on my way. Family size pack of mini eggs in hand... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I read very quick. I can read a book of 400 pgs in a day without skipping or skimming. I also retain a ridiculous amount of useless/ useful information and I can identify many songs only by listening the first 5 seconds of it.
Also it’s very easy for me to learn languages (at some point I was studying 7 at the same time).
Mrs"
Learning 7 different languages at the same time is amazing!. I used to really love reading and could easily read a book a day. Not sure I’ve got the attention span to do it now though. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I can get my whole fist in my mouth. Not really a talent but makes a good party trick "
This was my mums go to party trick back in the day!. I’m sure I have a picture of her with her fist in her gob some where |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I have an exceptionally high IQ.
I know, i hide it well.
Not sure if it's a talent though. I can also eat an obscene amount of food very quickly. I'm most proud of this one.
I can make a whole chocolate gateau disappear in an impressive amount of time. Maybe that’s my talent.
Oh, if eating limitless amounts of chocolate (or crisps for that matter) is a talent, then I am world class.
Other than that, a jack of all trades...
Me too YOLO, me too. Come grab a seat with me and we can be jealous at everyone else’s talents together
I'm on my way. Family size pack of mini eggs in hand..."
Ooh yesss, I love mini eggs |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I read very quick. I can read a book of 400 pgs in a day without skipping or skimming. I also retain a ridiculous amount of useless/ useful information and I can identify many songs only by listening the first 5 seconds of it.
Also it’s very easy for me to learn languages (at some point I was studying 7 at the same time).
Mrs
Learning 7 different languages at the same time is amazing!. I used to really love reading and could easily read a book a day. Not sure I’ve got the attention span to do it now though. "
Spanish, English, French, German, Italian, classic Latin and classic Greek (the language!). Funnily enough, 3 of them has cases and I didn’t mix them up at all 
Regarding books… I have STACKS of them waiting for me to dive in but i have someone diverting my attention 24/7  Out of curiosity and Counting roughly I think I’ve read around 10k books in my life, but now, due to my circumstances… even if it makes my heart ache, no books at the moment! |
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"I can get my whole fist in my mouth. Not really a talent but makes a good party trick
Big mouth or small hands. I can barely get a couple of knuckles in and now have tooth marks on my hands! "
That was meant to be a question. Big mouth or small hands? |
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"I read very quick. I can read a book of 400 pgs in a day without skipping or skimming. I also retain a ridiculous amount of useless/ useful information and I can identify many songs only by listening the first 5 seconds of it.
Also it’s very easy for me to learn languages (at some point I was studying 7 at the same time).
Mrs"
We have similar talents!
I can also bleather on about the Tranmere Rovers teams of the mid to late 90s/early 00s and ping up and down kerbs and moderate height steps in my wheelchair |
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"I can make fart noises with my neck and shoulder, does that count?
Can you make them with your hand under your arm pit too? That ones impressive as well
Yes and behind my knee, I got so much talent that it's surprising I can walk down the street without being asked for my autograph
Right!, now you’re just showing off "
That translates into you find me even more attractive than ever now.. Right? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I can make fart noises with my neck and shoulder, does that count?
Can you make them with your hand under your arm pit too? That ones impressive as well
Yes and behind my knee, I got so much talent that it's surprising I can walk down the street without being asked for my autograph
Right!, now you’re just showing off
That translates into you find me even more attractive than ever now.. Right? "
I couldn’t be any more turned on right now |
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"I can make fart noises with my neck and shoulder, does that count?
Can you make them with your hand under your arm pit too? That ones impressive as well
Yes and behind my knee, I got so much talent that it's surprising I can walk down the street without being asked for my autograph
Right!, now you’re just showing off
That translates into you find me even more attractive than ever now.. Right?
I couldn’t be any more turned on right now "
I will let your local council know that they should put a flood warning in place |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I can tell you the time, to the minute at any point in the day or night with no watch or clock and if I say I want to wake up at a given time I will always do so. |
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"I can get my whole fist in my mouth. Not really a talent but makes a good party trick
This was my mums go to party trick back in the day!. I’m sure I have a picture of her with her fist in her gob some where "
It’s a brilliant trick to do.
For those that asked I have both a big mouth and small hands |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I can make fart noises with my neck and shoulder, does that count?
Can you make them with your hand under your arm pit too? That ones impressive as well
Yes and behind my knee, I got so much talent that it's surprising I can walk down the street without being asked for my autograph
Right!, now you’re just showing off
That translates into you find me even more attractive than ever now.. Right?
I couldn’t be any more turned on right now
I will let your local council know that they should put a flood warning in place "
Oh you little shit  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Play guitar bass and drums.
Once fit 100 pegs on my face.
Used to be able open bottles with my teeth but don't do that anyone"
I want to know why you were sticking pegs to your face to even find that out |
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"I can make fart noises with my neck and shoulder, does that count?
Can you make them with your hand under your arm pit too? That ones impressive as well
Yes and behind my knee, I got so much talent that it's surprising I can walk down the street without being asked for my autograph
Right!, now you’re just showing off
That translates into you find me even more attractive than ever now.. Right?
I couldn’t be any more turned on right now
I will let your local council know that they should put a flood warning in place
Oh you little shit "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Spent two days trying to think of my hidden talents. Just realised it's procrastination. Why do something now when you can wait until it gives you a panic attack?!
J"
This is a great talent - you can achieve in one afternoon what others take a week to do! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Any hidden talents?
I have none. I’m talentless *cries* but it would be nice to find out everyone else’s "
Not a secret but can draw anything I imagine without present picture front of me. Can play classic piano. Haven’t done in years.
Mrs |
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"Spent two days trying to think of my hidden talents. Just realised it's procrastination. Why do something now when you can wait until it gives you a panic attack?!
J"
I can relate |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
I'm a reasonably good cook.
I'm a competition-winning D&D player, and I've written competition-level scenarios.
I'm a reasonably decent writer (apparently - no, I'm not published... yet).
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"Not much of a talent but I can curl my tongue,turn it sideways in either direction and turn it upside down in my mouth 
I think we know what your next video should be."
Believe me it's not as attractive looking as you'd think |
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"Not much of a talent but I can curl my tongue,turn it sideways in either direction and turn it upside down in my mouth
I think we know what your next video should be.
Believe me it's not as attractive looking as you'd think "
Registering interest. Can you wiggle bum at the end too? |
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"Not much of a talent but I can curl my tongue,turn it sideways in either direction and turn it upside down in my mouth
I think we know what your next video should be.
Believe me it's not as attractive looking as you'd think
Registering interest. Can you wiggle bum at the end too? "
What kind of woman do you take me for |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can hold half a dozen doughnuts without using my hands 
I’m going to need visual proof please. I’ll even supply the doughnuts if I need to "
Yes! You've fallen for my trick to get free doughnuts tee-hee... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can hold half a dozen doughnuts without using my hands
On your head?! Wow
A bit more than my head
Now I'm baffled  "
And really, that's what talent it all about |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I can hold half a dozen doughnuts without using my hands
On your head?! Wow
A bit more than my head
Now I'm baffled "
I think... I could be wrong... but I THINK he was talking about putting them on his *whispers* willy  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I can hold half a dozen doughnuts without using my hands
On your head?! Wow
A bit more than my head
Now I'm baffled
I think... I could be wrong... but I THINK he was talking about putting them on his *whispers* willy "
*GASP* Posh!  |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I can hold half a dozen doughnuts without using my hands
On your head?! Wow
A bit more than my head
Now I'm baffled
I think... I could be wrong... but I THINK he was talking about putting them on his *whispers* willy
*GASP* Posh! "
I'm sorry. I was merely speculating
Tis an outrageous suggestion I know |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I can hold half a dozen doughnuts without using my hands
I’m going to need visual proof please. I’ll even supply the doughnuts if I need to
Yes! You've fallen for my trick to get free doughnuts tee-hee... "
And there was me going to be a good sport and offer to clean all the sugar off afterwards as well. Pfft I take it back! |
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"I can hold half a dozen doughnuts without using my hands
On your head?! Wow
A bit more than my head
Now I'm baffled
I think... I could be wrong... but I THINK he was talking about putting them on his *whispers* willy "
Goodness me! What a thing to do |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I can hold half a dozen doughnuts without using my hands
On your head?! Wow
A bit more than my head
Now I'm baffled
I think... I could be wrong... but I THINK he was talking about putting them on his *whispers* willy
Goodness me! What a thing to do "
I know! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Not much of a talent but I can curl my tongue,turn it sideways in either direction and turn it upside down in my mouth
I think we know what your next video should be.
Believe me it's not as attractive looking as you'd think
Registering interest. Can you wiggle bum at the end too?
What kind of woman do you take me for "
Cute and spontaneous type. My peen said hi |
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"I can hold half a dozen doughnuts without using my hands
On your head?! Wow
A bit more than my head
Now I'm baffled
I think... I could be wrong... but I THINK he was talking about putting them on his *whispers* willy
*GASP* Posh!
I'm sorry. I was merely speculating
Tis an outrageous suggestion I know "
I don't think my character can recover from such libelous claims! |
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"I can hold half a dozen doughnuts without using my hands
I’m going to need visual proof please. I’ll even supply the doughnuts if I need to
Yes! You've fallen for my trick to get free doughnuts tee-hee...
And there was me going to be a good sport and offer to clean all the sugar off afterwards as well. Pfft I take it back!"
I mean, I was obviously going to share them with you |
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"I can hold half a dozen doughnuts without using my hands
On your head?! Wow
A bit more than my head
Now I'm baffled
I think... I could be wrong... but I THINK he was talking about putting them on his *whispers* willy
*GASP* Posh!
I'm sorry. I was merely speculating
Tis an outrageous suggestion I know
I don't think my character can recover from such libelous claims! "
Can peniseseseses get diabetes, if you flop them about in sugar?! |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I can hold half a dozen doughnuts without using my hands
On your head?! Wow
A bit more than my head
Now I'm baffled
I think... I could be wrong... but I THINK he was talking about putting them on his *whispers* willy
*GASP* Posh!
I'm sorry. I was merely speculating
Tis an outrageous suggestion I know
I don't think my character can recover from such libelous claims! "
It can. You are Joe Beans. He has a sturdy character. Not like that FoolHardly dude. His character would have been broken by this. |
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