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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I recectly had a rather expensive shopping spree at a well known out of town retailer. It turned out I (nearly accidentally) didn't pay for one items I took home.
The question is ... what was it?
[This is a true story] |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Ooooh. Was it a chopping board from Poundland?
Bigger.
And better
OK. I went too low.
Right.
Rolling pin... John Lewis?
Way under the mark "
A jacket from some fancy clothes shop that I'd never be able to shop at |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ooooh. Was it a chopping board from Poundland?
Bigger.
And better
OK. I went too low.
Right.
Rolling pin... John Lewis?
Way under the mark
A jacket from some fancy clothes shop that I'd never be able to shop at"
Think Scandinavian... and not meatballs |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Ooooh. Was it a chopping board from Poundland?
Bigger.
And better
OK. I went too low.
Right.
Rolling pin... John Lewis?
Way under the mark
A jacket from some fancy clothes shop that I'd never be able to shop at
Think Scandinavian... and not meatballs"
A new bed from IKEA? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ooooh. Was it a chopping board from Poundland?
Bigger.
And better
OK. I went too low.
Right.
Rolling pin... John Lewis?
Way under the mark
A jacket from some fancy clothes shop that I'd never be able to shop at
Think Scandinavian... and not meatballs
A new bed from IKEA?"
Closer |
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"I recectly had a rather expensive shopping spree at a well known out of town retailer. It turned out I (nearly accidentally) didn't pay for one items I took home.
The question is ... what was it?
[This is a true story]"
Bound to have been an item of ladies clothing no doublt |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Ooooh. Was it a chopping board from Poundland?
Bigger.
And better
OK. I went too low.
Right.
Rolling pin... John Lewis?
Way under the mark
A jacket from some fancy clothes shop that I'd never be able to shop at
Think Scandinavian... and not meatballs
A new bed from IKEA?
Closer"
Wardrobe? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"5 bags of hardcore (porn) ?
I payed for them.
This item weighed less
From the 10 items or less?"
It was self checkout but more than 10 items in the shop. Only one however was 'ahem' free |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I recectly had a rather expensive shopping spree at a well known out of town retailer. It turned out I (nearly accidentally) didn't pay for one items I took home.
The question is ... what was it?
[This is a true story]
Bound to have been an item of ladies clothing no doublt"
Surprisingly not |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ooooh. Was it a chopping board from Poundland?
Bigger.
And better
OK. I went too low.
Right.
Rolling pin... John Lewis?
Way under the mark
A jacket from some fancy clothes shop that I'd never be able to shop at
Think Scandinavian... and not meatballs
A new bed from IKEA?
Closer
Wardrobe?"
Really?
That would have been a challenge |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Ooooh. Was it a chopping board from Poundland?
Bigger.
And better
OK. I went too low.
Right.
Rolling pin... John Lewis?
Way under the mark
A jacket from some fancy clothes shop that I'd never be able to shop at
Think Scandinavian... and not meatballs
A new bed from IKEA?
Closer
Wardrobe?
Really?
That would have been a challenge"
You like a challenge!
A rug? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ooooh. Was it a chopping board from Poundland?
Bigger.
And better
OK. I went too low.
Right.
Rolling pin... John Lewis?
Way under the mark
A jacket from some fancy clothes shop that I'd never be able to shop at
Think Scandinavian... and not meatballs
A new bed from IKEA?
Closer
Wardrobe?
Really?
That would have been a challenge
You like a challenge!
A rug?"
That's for next time |
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"Ooooh. Was it a chopping board from Poundland?
Bigger.
And better
OK. I went too low.
Right.
Rolling pin... John Lewis?
Way under the mark
A jacket from some fancy clothes shop that I'd never be able to shop at
Think Scandinavian... and not meatballs
A new bed from IKEA?
Closer
Wardrobe?
Really?
That would have been a challenge
You like a challenge!
A rug?
That's for next time"
Rawlplugs |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ooooh. Was it a chopping board from Poundland?
Bigger.
And better
OK. I went too low.
Right.
Rolling pin... John Lewis?
Way under the mark
A jacket from some fancy clothes shop that I'd never be able to shop at
Think Scandinavian... and not meatballs
A new bed from IKEA?
Closer
Wardrobe?
Really?
That would have been a challenge
You like a challenge!
A rug?
That's for next time
Rawlplugs"
I am a criminal mastermind not a petty cutpurse! |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Ooooh. Was it a chopping board from Poundland?
Bigger.
And better
OK. I went too low.
Right.
Rolling pin... John Lewis?
Way under the mark
A jacket from some fancy clothes shop that I'd never be able to shop at
Think Scandinavian... and not meatballs
A new bed from IKEA?
Closer
Wardrobe?
Really?
That would have been a challenge
You like a challenge!
A rug?
That's for next time"
A footstool |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ooooh. Was it a chopping board from Poundland?
Bigger.
And better
OK. I went too low.
Right.
Rolling pin... John Lewis?
Way under the mark
A jacket from some fancy clothes shop that I'd never be able to shop at
Think Scandinavian... and not meatballs
A new bed from IKEA?
Closer
Wardrobe?
Really?
That would have been a challenge
You like a challenge!
A rug?
That's for next time
A footstool"
Pah! |
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"Rawlplugs
I am a criminal mastermind not a petty cutpurse!
A monorail!  I'm impressed.
Ikea monorail?
I need to re read the catalogue"
Actually, that'd be helpful in making progress around the shop  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"IKEA Coffee table?
Really really close
Oooo! Tv unit?
You were closed before
*closer
Nest of tables?
Ooooh really warm
Hmmm. I feel like bedside table is linked but colder "
Keep going sherlock |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"IKEA Coffee table?
Really really close
Oooo! Tv unit?
You were closed before
*closer
Nest of tables?
Ooooh really warm
One of those lap tray thingies? "
A piffling lap tray? Way too easy! |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Dammit... that was my first thought. But I decided twas not possible.
You're my hero 
Thanks!!
Oh, you mean Jennie for nicking it, not me for guessing  "
Soz.
You can be the hero's sidekick  |
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"Dammit... that was my first thought. But I decided twas not possible.
You're my hero
Thanks!!
Oh, you mean Jennie for nicking it, not me for guessing
Soz.
You can be the hero's sidekick "
I’ll take that! Thanks NSP  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Do you want to hear how it happened?
Yep!!! Is this going to be weak?!
OK... Will take a while to type. Watch this space."
So big old trolly load.
I had pulled the table off the racking ... very heavy but managed!
Shen at the self checkout I realised that the package was so heavy because some pallet wrap had stuck 2 together.
Looked down at the trolley, thought well i could feasibily get away with this if challenged - I could say it was an honest mistake. So. I only scanned one if them and did the goid old trolley dash! |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Do you want to hear how it happened?
Yep!!! Is this going to be weak?!
OK... Will take a while to type. Watch this space.
So big old trolly load.
I had pulled the table off the racking ... very heavy but managed!
Shen at the self checkout I realised that the package was so heavy because some pallet wrap had stuck 2 together.
Looked down at the trolley, thought well i could feasibily get away with this if challenged - I could say it was an honest mistake. So. I only scanned one if them and did the goid old trolley dash!"
I'm part outraged and part so impressed.
Maybe 30/70. Or 8.63/91.37
Go Jennie! |
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"Do you want to hear how it happened?
Yep!!! Is this going to be weak?!
OK... Will take a while to type. Watch this space.
So big old trolly load.
I had pulled the table off the racking ... very heavy but managed!
Shen at the self checkout I realised that the package was so heavy because some pallet wrap had stuck 2 together.
Looked down at the trolley, thought well i could feasibily get away with this if challenged - I could say it was an honest mistake. So. I only scanned one if them and did the goid old trolley dash!"
Like getting two twirls in one go from the vending machine!! Or maybe that should be daim bars haha.
I think I’m equally impressed with the fact you hefted two dining tables at once |
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"Do you want to hear how it happened?
Yep!!! Is this going to be weak?!
OK... Will take a while to type. Watch this space.
So big old trolly load.
I had pulled the table off the racking ... very heavy but managed!
Shen at the self checkout I realised that the package was so heavy because some pallet wrap had stuck 2 together.
Looked down at the trolley, thought well i could feasibily get away with this if challenged - I could say it was an honest mistake. So. I only scanned one if them and did the goid old trolley dash!"
I need a few wardrobes and new bed, think you could help me out. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Do you want to hear how it happened?
Yep!!! Is this going to be weak?!
OK... Will take a while to type. Watch this space.
So big old trolly load.
I had pulled the table off the racking ... very heavy but managed!
Shen at the self checkout I realised that the package was so heavy because some pallet wrap had stuck 2 together.
Looked down at the trolley, thought well i could feasibily get away with this if challenged - I could say it was an honest mistake. So. I only scanned one if them and did the goid old trolley dash!
Like getting two twirls in one go from the vending machine!! Or maybe that should be daim bars haha.
I think I’m equally impressed with the fact you hefted two dining tables at once "
It was one of the flimsier models |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Do you want to hear how it happened?
Yep!!! Is this going to be weak?!
OK... Will take a while to type. Watch this space.
So big old trolly load.
I had pulled the table off the racking ... very heavy but managed!
Shen at the self checkout I realised that the package was so heavy because some pallet wrap had stuck 2 together.
Looked down at the trolley, thought well i could feasibily get away with this if challenged - I could say it was an honest mistake. So. I only scanned one if them and did the goid old trolley dash!
I need a few wardrobes and new bed, think you could help me out. "
I need some pallet wrap and half a bottle of lube and you're on |
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"Do you want to hear how it happened?
Yep!!! Is this going to be weak?!
OK... Will take a while to type. Watch this space.
So big old trolly load.
I had pulled the table off the racking ... very heavy but managed!
Shen at the self checkout I realised that the package was so heavy because some pallet wrap had stuck 2 together.
Looked down at the trolley, thought well i could feasibily get away with this if challenged - I could say it was an honest mistake. So. I only scanned one if them and did the goid old trolley dash!
I need a few wardrobes and new bed, think you could help me out.
I need some pallet wrap and half a bottle of lube and you're on"
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"I recectly had a rather expensive shopping spree at a well known out of town retailer. It turned out I (nearly accidentally) didn't pay for one items I took home.
The question is ... what was it?
[This is a true story]"
A massive dildo ? |
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"Do you want to hear how it happened?
Yep!!! Is this going to be weak?!
OK... Will take a while to type. Watch this space.
So big old trolly load.
I had pulled the table off the racking ... very heavy but managed!
Shen at the self checkout I realised that the package was so heavy because some pallet wrap had stuck 2 together.
Looked down at the trolley, thought well i could feasibily get away with this if challenged - I could say it was an honest mistake. So. I only scanned one if them and did the goid old trolley dash!"
Excellent! |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
Do you have two dining rooms though.... 
Or one big one where you could glue the two tables together?
Or is it destined to be returned for a *cough* refund, with the money being spent on something sensible like gin or shoelaces?
A |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ooooh. Was it a chopping board from Poundland?
Bigger.
And better
OK. I went too low.
Right.
An IKEA KALLAX Unit
Rolling pin... John Lewis?
Way under the mark
A jacket from some fancy clothes shop that I'd never be able to shop at
Think Scandinavian... and not meatballs"
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