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Mine have gone down hill, luckily I managed to pull out before it was too late. I only wanted to put a bit in but the whole thing ended up in my coffee.
Thank my lucky stars the coffee wasn't still really hot because I managed to retrieve my hobnob without complete disaster  |
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"Hob Nobs are crafty little beggars. I'm a fan of a toast crust dipped in my tea. It does leave crumbs in the cup though  "
I've never thought to dip toast in my tea or coffee, that's a bit different |
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"Hob Nobs are actually sawdust mixed with golden syrup. That is a truefact because I saw it on YouTube with a scientist and everything
Were they wearing a white lab coat?"
Yes and they advised me to 'do my research' and 'prove them wrong'.
It seems the incontrovertible proof is that you never see excess sawdust in the vicinity of a hob nob factory and that nobody has ever explained where all the left over sawdust goes.
I'm convinced |
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"You’re dunking the wrong biscuit.
Bourbon cremes only "
I'm usually ok no matter what I dip but my fingers failed to acknowledge I was holding something, you'd think they'd be a custom to it by now  |
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"If you sunk a hobnob, you must have been dipping it for AAAAAAAAAGES. Schoolboy error
No my fingers lost the ability to grip, was a couple of seconds
Wear marigolds next time, for extra grip  "
I really don't the this is a good look |
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"Hob Nobs are actually sawdust mixed with golden syrup. That is a truefact because I saw it on YouTube with a scientist and everything
Were they wearing a white lab coat?
Yes and they advised me to 'do my research' and 'prove them wrong'.
It seems the incontrovertible proof is that you never see excess sawdust in the vicinity of a hob nob factory and that nobody has ever explained where all the left over sawdust goes.
I'm convinced "
It must be true then |
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"If you sunk a hobnob, you must have been dipping it for AAAAAAAAAGES. Schoolboy error
No my fingers lost the ability to grip, was a couple of seconds
Wear marigolds next time, for extra grip
I really don't the this is a good look "
Get some with feathers or fluff around the wrists, like Kim and Aggie. Totally stylish  |
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"If it falls right in, its game over I'm afraid, can't be drinking the dregs I'm afraid 
I'm a animal, I pulled out within a few seconds so will still drink it all"
That's fine but if it gets away and falls to the bottom the soggy mess ain't going in me. |
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"If it falls right in, its game over I'm afraid, can't be drinking the dregs I'm afraid
I'm a animal, I pulled out within a few seconds so will still drink it all
That's fine but if it gets away and falls to the bottom the soggy mess ain't going in me. "
Hobnobs are floaters |
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"If you sunk a hobnob, you must have been dipping it for AAAAAAAAAGES. Schoolboy error
No my fingers lost the ability to grip, was a couple of seconds
Wear marigolds next time, for extra grip
I really don't the this is a good look
Get some with feathers or fluff around the wrists, like Kim and Aggie. Totally stylish "
I will pass |
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over a year ago
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"You’re dunking the wrong biscuit.
Bourbon cremes only
I'm usually ok no matter what I dip but my fingers failed to acknowledge I was holding something, you'd think they'd be a custom to it by now "
It’s the old age setting in |
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"Mine have gone down hill, luckily I managed to pull out before it was too late. I only wanted to put a bit in but the whole thing ended up in my coffee.
Thank my lucky stars the coffee wasn't still really hot because I managed to retrieve my hobnob without complete disaster "
Well saved, OP. Focus on that positive rather than your mis-timed dip.
My issue has been dripping rather than dipping. I have a speculoos each morning in bed, and recently coffee dripped off the biscuit and onto my sheet before it reached my mouth. Very disappointed as I must have been over-zealous with my dip. Amateur mistake. |
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"You’re dunking the wrong biscuit.
Bourbon cremes only
I'm usually ok no matter what I dip but my fingers failed to acknowledge I was holding something, you'd think they'd be a custom to it by now
It’s the old age setting in"
I think you're right, I could really do with boobs to snuggle into right now before it's too late  |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Mine have gone down hill, luckily I managed to pull out before it was too late. I only wanted to put a bit in but the whole thing ended up in my coffee.
Thank my lucky stars the coffee wasn't still really hot because I managed to retrieve my hobnob without complete disaster
Well saved, OP. Focus on that positive rather than your mis-timed dip.
My issue has been dripping rather than dipping. I have a speculoos each morning in bed, and recently coffee dripped off the biscuit and onto my sheet before it reached my mouth. Very disappointed as I must have been over-zealous with my dip. Amateur mistake. "
You were the next in line for perfection, YOLO...
And now you've destroyed my hopes and dreams also  |
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"Mine have gone down hill, luckily I managed to pull out before it was too late. I only wanted to put a bit in but the whole thing ended up in my coffee.
Thank my lucky stars the coffee wasn't still really hot because I managed to retrieve my hobnob without complete disaster
Well saved, OP. Focus on that positive rather than your mis-timed dip.
My issue has been dripping rather than dipping. I have a speculoos each morning in bed, and recently coffee dripped off the biscuit and onto my sheet before it reached my mouth. Very disappointed as I must have been over-zealous with my dip. Amateur mistake. "
Coffee?? Is that what you're calling it?  |
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"Mine have gone down hill, luckily I managed to pull out before it was too late. I only wanted to put a bit in but the whole thing ended up in my coffee.
Thank my lucky stars the coffee wasn't still really hot because I managed to retrieve my hobnob without complete disaster
Well saved, OP. Focus on that positive rather than your mis-timed dip.
My issue has been dripping rather than dipping. I have a speculoos each morning in bed, and recently coffee dripped off the biscuit and onto my sheet before it reached my mouth. Very disappointed as I must have been over-zealous with my dip. Amateur mistake. "
Always hold the biscuit over your drink until it's in your mouth, top tip of the day |
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"Mine have gone down hill, luckily I managed to pull out before it was too late. I only wanted to put a bit in but the whole thing ended up in my coffee.
Thank my lucky stars the coffee wasn't still really hot because I managed to retrieve my hobnob without complete disaster
Well saved, OP. Focus on that positive rather than your mis-timed dip.
My issue has been dripping rather than dipping. I have a speculoos each morning in bed, and recently coffee dripped off the biscuit and onto my sheet before it reached my mouth. Very disappointed as I must have been over-zealous with my dip. Amateur mistake.
You were the next in line for perfection, YOLO...
And now you've destroyed my hopes and dreams also "
I've let myself down, Posh. No-one's more disappointed than I am. |
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By *edeWoman
over a year ago
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"This whole thread has made me terribly uncomfortable
Bits of biscuits in your brew is just not it 
Just don't drink the bit at the bottom, it doesn't float around "
But it changes the whole taste |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Has to be a jammy dodger, soggy biscuit and the jam going soft, nothing better. 
I do like a soggy dodger, no wait that doesn't sound right "
Hee hee.
You like a soggy biscuit |
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"This whole thread has made me terribly uncomfortable
Bits of biscuits in your brew is just not it
Just don't drink the bit at the bottom, it doesn't float around
But it changes the whole taste "
Do you not like oats? Coffee with oat milk is actually quite nice |
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"Has to be a jammy dodger, soggy biscuit and the jam going soft, nothing better.
I do like a soggy dodger, no wait that doesn't sound right
Hee hee.
You like a soggy biscuit "
I like my biscuits dripping with goodness |
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"Mine have gone down hill, luckily I managed to pull out before it was too late. I only wanted to put a bit in but the whole thing ended up in my coffee."
My mind was in the gutter till I got to coffee |
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By *edeWoman
over a year ago
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"This whole thread has made me terribly uncomfortable
Bits of biscuits in your brew is just not it
Just don't drink the bit at the bottom, it doesn't float around
But it changes the whole taste
Do you not like oats? Coffee with oat milk is actually quite nice "
Mmmm you've got me there as I do like oat milk in coffee.... But that's not a HobNob  |
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"This whole thread has made me terribly uncomfortable
Bits of biscuits in your brew is just not it
Just don't drink the bit at the bottom, it doesn't float around
But it changes the whole taste
Do you not like oats? Coffee with oat milk is actually quite nice
Mmmm you've got me there as I do like oat milk in coffee.... But that's not a HobNob "
Just try it, you won't be dissapointed |
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"Mine have gone down hill, luckily I managed to pull out before it was too late. I only wanted to put a bit in but the whole thing ended up in my coffee.
My mind was in the gutter till I got to coffee"
That was the idea |
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"Mine have gone down hill, luckily I managed to pull out before it was too late. I only wanted to put a bit in but the whole thing ended up in my coffee.
My mind was in the gutter till I got to coffee"
He was explaining the withdrawal method |
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