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"I’ll manage a 12 inch pizza to myself if I’m absolutely ravenous 
^ She can manage 12 inches depth of custard  "
If we’re talking custard I can do a bathtub depth |
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"I’ll manage a 12 inch pizza to myself if I’m absolutely ravenous
^ She can manage 12 inches depth of custard
If we’re talking custard I can do a bathtub depth "
Custard slut! |
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"I’ll manage a 12 inch pizza to myself if I’m absolutely ravenous
^ She can manage 12 inches depth of custard
If we’re talking custard I can do a bathtub depth "
I wonder how long it would take for a custard bath fart bubble to reach the surface… |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’ll manage a 12 inch pizza to myself if I’m absolutely ravenous
^ She can manage 12 inches depth of custard
If we’re talking custard I can do a bathtub depth
I wonder how long it would take for a custard bath fart bubble to reach the surface…"
I’ll put it on my to do list and let you know |
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"I’ll manage a 12 inch pizza to myself if I’m absolutely ravenous
^ She can manage 12 inches depth of custard
If we’re talking custard I can do a bathtub depth
I wonder how long it would take for a custard bath fart bubble to reach the surface…
I’ll put it on my to do list and let you know "
Or we could face off and have a race  |
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"I’ll manage a 12 inch pizza to myself if I’m absolutely ravenous
^ She can manage 12 inches depth of custard
If we’re talking custard I can do a bathtub depth
I wonder how long it would take for a custard bath fart bubble to reach the surface…
I’ll put it on my to do list and let you know "
Dear Oh Dear  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’ll manage a 12 inch pizza to myself if I’m absolutely ravenous
^ She can manage 12 inches depth of custard
If we’re talking custard I can do a bathtub depth
I wonder how long it would take for a custard bath fart bubble to reach the surface…
I’ll put it on my to do list and let you know "
Custard fart porn?
A bit niche but there might be some mileage in it |
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"I’ll manage a 12 inch pizza to myself if I’m absolutely ravenous
^ She can manage 12 inches depth of custard
If we’re talking custard I can do a bathtub depth
I wonder how long it would take for a custard bath fart bubble to reach the surface…
I’ll put it on my to do list and let you know
Custard fart porn?
A bit niche but there might be some mileage in it"
*sets up p0rnhub account and goes to Tesco…. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I’ll manage a 12 inch pizza to myself if I’m absolutely ravenous
^ She can manage 12 inches depth of custard
If we’re talking custard I can do a bathtub depth
I wonder how long it would take for a custard bath fart bubble to reach the surface…
I’ll put it on my to do list and let you know
Custard fart porn?
A bit niche but there might be some mileage in it
*sets up p0rnhub account and goes to Tesco…."
Subscribed |
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By *edeWoman
over a year ago
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"Custard slice. All the inches
Oohhh they are the work of the devil they are so addictive 
The ones I loved as a kid had a passion fruit glaze on top. So good"
Stop!! I now need custard slices but don't want to leave the house  |
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"Custard slice. All the inches
Oohhh they are the work of the devil they are so addictive
The ones I loved as a kid had a passion fruit glaze on top. So good"
Oh baby. Passion fruit is one of my favourite flavours. Right, I’m off to the bakers. Who wants one?? |
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By *edeWoman
over a year ago
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"Custard slice. All the inches
Oohhh they are the work of the devil they are so addictive
The ones I loved as a kid had a passion fruit glaze on top. So good
Oh baby. Passion fruit is one of my favourite flavours. Right, I’m off to the bakers. Who wants one??"
Me me me !!!! |
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"Custard slice. All the inches
Oohhh they are the work of the devil they are so addictive
The ones I loved as a kid had a passion fruit glaze on top. So good
Oh baby. Passion fruit is one of my favourite flavours. Right, I’m off to the bakers. Who wants one??"
If you find any... actually never mind don't tell me. I need that like a hole in the head |
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"Custard slice. All the inches
Oohhh they are the work of the devil they are so addictive
The ones I loved as a kid had a passion fruit glaze on top. So good
Oh baby. Passion fruit is one of my favourite flavours. Right, I’m off to the bakers. Who wants one??
If you find any... actually never mind don't tell me. I need that like a hole in the head "
Maybe just some cake porn - a picture of me with most of it round my chops!!  |
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"Custard slice. All the inches
Oohhh they are the work of the devil they are so addictive
The ones I loved as a kid had a passion fruit glaze on top. So good
Oh baby. Passion fruit is one of my favourite flavours. Right, I’m off to the bakers. Who wants one??
If you find any... actually never mind don't tell me. I need that like a hole in the head
Maybe just some cake porn - a picture of me with most of it round my chops!! "
What you really need for that is a cream bun. The kind where you end up wearing the powdered sugar and whipped cream |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I’ll manage a 12 inch pizza to myself if I’m absolutely ravenous
^ She can manage 12 inches depth of custard
If we’re talking custard I can do a bathtub depth
I wonder how long it would take for a custard bath fart bubble to reach the surface…
I’ll put it on my to do list and let you know
Custard fart porn?
A bit niche but there might be some mileage in it"
Plenty worse out there tbf |
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"I’ll manage a 12 inch pizza to myself if I’m absolutely ravenous
^ She can manage 12 inches depth of custard
If we’re talking custard I can do a bathtub depth "
There you go, that sounds like a meet in heaven |
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