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#ArseWank trending on Twitter...

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

An American politician called Keith R. Swank has been trending on Twitter for a few days (he's in the Trump/Maga nutter brigade), and it made me think of funny names to get paged at airports (or called out when you are getting your coffee).

Try this: Hugh Jareckson

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By *ora the explorerWoman over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Jenny Taylor

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mike Hunt

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By *ora the explorerWoman over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Harry Monk

(We actually had a doctor with this name at GOSH)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Jenny Taylor "

I had to say this out loud twice before the penny dropped!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Iona dick.

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By *rHotNottsMan over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

"Jenny Taylor

I had to say this out loud twice before the penny dropped!

Fuck! I said it 20 times thinking I must be so fucking dumb….

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Jenny Taylor

I had to say this out loud twice before the penny dropped!

Ditto!

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By *ittlebirdWoman over a year ago

The Big Smoke

I P Freely was always my favourite on the Simpsons

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By *odgerMooreMan over a year ago

Carlisle

Mark Hunt - especially at E Midlands airport!!

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By *bi HaiveMan over a year ago
Forum Mod

Cheeseville, Somerset

Isaac Cox

*incidentally the real name of DJ Sarah Cox's son. The cruel, cruel sod....

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By *oddamnCouple over a year ago

leicestershire

Carmen Miface

Gloria Stitz

Alfa Kenny-Body

Love these types of names! And I had never heard of Jenny Taylor and it did take a while

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By *tar80sWoman over a year ago

Southampton

Wilma Fingerdoo

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Wilma Fingerdoo"

OK, I actually chuckled, but not convinced anyone would call it out over the tanoy!

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By *imi_RougeWoman over a year ago

Portsmouth

Mike Oxmall

I watched Hobbes and Shaw the other night

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By *oddamnCouple over a year ago

leicestershire

Ivana Sukuov

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fanny Chmelar

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By *ud and BryanCouple over a year ago

Boston, Lincolnshire

Hugh Janus

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Fanny Chmelar "

I've said it a number of times, but I don't get the surname part.

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By *ools and the brainCouple over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Genitalia

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By *VineMan over a year ago

The right place

Everard Dick and his wife Ophelia

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By *ools and the brainCouple over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Joanna fuck me in the ass

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By *allySlinkyWoman over a year ago

Leeds

"Fanny Chmelar

I've said it a number of times, but I don't get the surname part."

Is it Smeller ?

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By *oddamnCouple over a year ago

leicestershire

"Fanny Chmelar

I've said it a number of times, but I don't get the surname part.

Is it Smeller ?"

Think she was an Olympic skier. I think she was an answer on the Chase one time and Bradley cracked up.

Wilma Dickfit

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By *idnight RamblerMan over a year ago

Pershore

Fanny Staines

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By *4bimMan over a year ago

Farnborough Hampshire

Use to know a guy who was called Paul bearer

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By *ookie46Woman over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

"Jenny Taylor "

Bloody hell twinny I’ve been sat saying that for 10 mins till I got it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Chris Peacock

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By *esmond and Molly JonesCouple over a year ago

Watford

There was somebody who was white house staff in Washington called Randy Bumgardner.

This was on "Have I Got News For You" years ago, and apparently the people working there couldn't fathom why the British found the name so funny as they have lots of weird names in America.

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By *ora the explorerWoman over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Jenny Taylor

Bloody hell twinny I’ve been sat saying that for 10 mins till I got it

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Fanny Chmelar

I've said it a number of times, but I don't get the surname part.

Is it Smeller ?"

Brilliant, thanks. I was using a hard 'ch' sound.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Fanny Chmelar

Think she was an Olympic skier. I think she was an answer on the Chase one time and Bradley cracked up.

Amazing, just looked her up online. It has to be watched!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jl1Zfz-Widc

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan over a year ago

Torquay

Dickon Meachin

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By *oddamnCouple over a year ago

leicestershire

Anita Rubbit

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By *evils PuddingCouple over a year ago

the pub or in the nude in Paisley

Think I saw on The IT Crowd a guy's name called over the airport tannoy "Peter File" so I went on to convince a lot of people my friend Peter's surname was File

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Harry Monk

(We actually had a doctor with this name at GOSH)

Did he like it on the vera lynne?

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By *evils PuddingCouple over a year ago

the pub or in the nude in Paisley

"Jenny Taylor

Bloody hell twinny I’ve been sat saying that for 10 mins till I got it

Took me a while to get that because I don't think in an English accent.

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