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By *icecouple561 OP   Couple  over a year ago
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East Sussex

a pair of very pale, suede boots. When I say contemplating I mean 'have ordered'.

What can I do to keep them clean? Apart from never wear them...

No links though pls.

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By *ickD80Man  over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"a pair of very pale, suede boots. When I say contemplating I mean 'have ordered'.

What can I do to keep them clean? Apart from never wear them...

No links though pls. "

Clean them regularly

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"a pair of very pale, suede boots. When I say contemplating I mean 'have ordered'.

What can I do to keep them clean? Apart from never wear them...

No links though pls. "

Only wear them on dry days.

Or get some of that spray stuff that repels water.

Also, clean them after every wear when they get even a little dirty.

Or do what I do with my ridiculously pale pink boots and only ever wear them in the house.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan  over a year ago

Glasgow / London


"Only wear them on dry days."

That’s what I was going to say. Dammit, Posh.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A suede brush.

After you wear them just brush them down and it should keep them looking new

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By *edeWoman  over a year ago

the abyss

Wear protective covers over them

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Only wear them on dry days.

That’s what I was going to say. Dammit, Posh."

I saved you the internet ink n paper

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By *icecouple561 OP   Couple  over a year ago
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East Sussex


"a pair of very pale, suede boots. When I say contemplating I mean 'have ordered'.

What can I do to keep them clean? Apart from never wear them...

No links though pls.

Clean them regularly "

Now you say it, it's obvious

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan  over a year ago

Glasgow / London


"I saved you the internet ink n paper "

You’re so good to me.

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By *icecouple561 OP   Couple  over a year ago
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East Sussex


"a pair of very pale, suede boots. When I say contemplating I mean 'have ordered'.

What can I do to keep them clean? Apart from never wear them...

No links though pls.

Only wear them on dry days.

Or get some of that spray stuff that repels water.

Also, clean them after every wear when they get even a little dirty.

Or do what I do with my ridiculously pale pink boots and only ever wear them in the house."

I had a vague memory of that spray.

They might be house boots also

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

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By *icecouple561 OP   Couple  over a year ago
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East Sussex


"A suede brush.

After you wear them just brush them down and it should keep them looking new "

I shall get a suede brush asap

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By *icecouple561 OP   Couple  over a year ago
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East Sussex


"Wear protective covers over them

"

. Lidl carrier bags?

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"a pair of very pale, suede boots. When I say contemplating I mean 'have ordered'.

What can I do to keep them clean? Apart from never wear them...

No links though pls.

Only wear them on dry days.

Or get some of that spray stuff that repels water.

Also, clean them after every wear when they get even a little dirty.

Or do what I do with my ridiculously pale pink boots and only ever wear them in the house.

I had a vague memory of that spray.

They might be house boots also "

It is a good spray. But the house boots thing is your best bet.

Just don't try and eat or drink, cook or carry anything with any kind of liquid involved. That's asking for trouble.

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By *valanche1001Man  over a year ago

Leeds

Scotch guard them before you do anything

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By *icecouple561 OP   Couple  over a year ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex


"a pair of very pale, suede boots. When I say contemplating I mean 'have ordered'.

What can I do to keep them clean? Apart from never wear them...

No links though pls.

Only wear them on dry days.

Or get some of that spray stuff that repels water.

Also, clean them after every wear when they get even a little dirty.

Or do what I do with my ridiculously pale pink boots and only ever wear them in the house.

I had a vague memory of that spray.

They might be house boots also

It is a good spray. But the house boots thing is your best bet.

Just don't try and eat or drink, cook or carry anything with any kind of liquid involved. That's asking for trouble."

So, wear them to bed?

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By *icecouple561 OP   Couple  over a year ago
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East Sussex


"Scotch guard them before you do anything "

I'm thinking this is the first step

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By *istyPeaksCouple  over a year ago

braintree

Life is too short.

Try a protective spray, brush them down after you wear them.

But just enjoy them. Wear them.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I use a product called "crep" I have bad OCD over my trainers and have always used this. Adidas gazelles are suede and I have never had any issues x

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By *icecouple561 OP   Couple  over a year ago
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East Sussex


"Life is too short.

Try a protective spray, brush them down after you wear them.

But just enjoy them. Wear them. "

You know what! You're absolutely right.

They're wildly impractical but as you say, life is short.

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By *4bimMan  over a year ago

Farnborough Hampshire


"a pair of very pale, suede boots. When I say contemplating I mean 'have ordered'.

What can I do to keep them clean? Apart from never wear them...

No links though pls. "

Are they for bedroom activities

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By *icecouple561 OP   Couple  over a year ago
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East Sussex


"I use a product called "crep" I have bad OCD over my trainers and have always used this. Adidas gazelles are suede and I have never had any issues x"

Ok thanks, I'll check it out.

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By *icecouple561 OP   Couple  over a year ago
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East Sussex


"a pair of very pale, suede boots. When I say contemplating I mean 'have ordered'.

What can I do to keep them clean? Apart from never wear them...

No links though pls.

Are they for bedroom activities "

No, I have thigh high suede for that

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By *ad NannaWoman  over a year ago

East London

Cover them in cling film.

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By *ad NannaWoman  over a year ago

East London


"Cover them in cling film."

Also a bit kinky.

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By *icecouple561 OP   Couple  over a year ago
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East Sussex


"Cover them in cling film."

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By *icecouple561 OP   Couple  over a year ago
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East Sussex


"Cover them in cling film.

Also a bit kinky."

Oh that wouldn't be me at all

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By *valanche1001Man  over a year ago

Leeds


"Scotch guard them before you do anything

I'm thinking this is the first step "

Also carry a pointy stick to jab anyone getting within 3 feet of you.

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By *icecouple561 OP   Couple  over a year ago
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East Sussex


"Scotch guard them before you do anything

I'm thinking this is the first step

Also carry a pointy stick to jab anyone getting within 3 feet of you. "

So cling film, plastic bags and a pointy stick...I won't look at all odd

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By *ad NannaWoman  over a year ago

East London


"Cover them in cling film.

Also a bit kinky.

Oh that wouldn't be me at all "

Tin foil?

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"a pair of very pale, suede boots. When I say contemplating I mean 'have ordered'.

What can I do to keep them clean? Apart from never wear them...

No links though pls.

Only wear them on dry days.

Or get some of that spray stuff that repels water.

Also, clean them after every wear when they get even a little dirty.

Or do what I do with my ridiculously pale pink boots and only ever wear them in the house.

I had a vague memory of that spray.

They might be house boots also

It is a good spray. But the house boots thing is your best bet.

Just don't try and eat or drink, cook or carry anything with any kind of liquid involved. That's asking for trouble.

So, wear them to bed? "

Well yes!

But keep them out of the line of fire

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By *icecouple561 OP   Couple  over a year ago
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East Sussex


"Cover them in cling film.

Also a bit kinky.

Oh that wouldn't be me at all

Tin foil?"

.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"a pair of very pale, suede boots. When I say contemplating I mean 'have ordered'.

What can I do to keep them clean? Apart from never wear them...

No links though pls.

Only wear them on dry days.

Or get some of that spray stuff that repels water.

Also, clean them after every wear when they get even a little dirty.

Or do what I do with my ridiculously pale pink boots and only ever wear them in the house.

I had a vague memory of that spray.

They might be house boots also

It is a good spray. But the house boots thing is your best bet.

Just don't try and eat or drink, cook or carry anything with any kind of liquid involved. That's asking for trouble.

So, wear them to bed?

Well yes!

But keep them out of the line of fire "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Women order footwear and then actually wear them, christ, don't tell all the ones in boxes under our bed that, they will be very jealous!

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By *icecouple561 OP   Couple  over a year ago
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East Sussex

This has taken a surreal turn. It puts me in mind of my 'how do I dispose of a giant dildo' thread.

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"This has taken a surreal turn. It puts me in mind of my 'how do I dispose of a giant dildo' thread. "

Did you succeed at that in the end?

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By *icecouple561 OP   Couple  over a year ago
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East Sussex


"This has taken a surreal turn. It puts me in mind of my 'how do I dispose of a giant dildo' thread.

Did you succeed at that in the end?"

No it's still in the loft.

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"This has taken a surreal turn. It puts me in mind of my 'how do I dispose of a giant dildo' thread.

Did you succeed at that in the end?

No it's still in the loft. "

A woodchipper is your friend. For the dildo... not the shoes

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By *4bimMan  over a year ago

Farnborough Hampshire


"a pair of very pale, suede boots. When I say contemplating I mean 'have ordered'.

What can I do to keep them clean? Apart from never wear them...

No links though pls.

Are they for bedroom activities

No, I have thigh high suede for that "

Noted

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By *icecouple561 OP   Couple  over a year ago
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East Sussex


"This has taken a surreal turn. It puts me in mind of my 'how do I dispose of a giant dildo' thread.

Did you succeed at that in the end?

No it's still in the loft.

A woodchipper is your friend. For the dildo... not the shoes "

I've grown rather fond of it and I will be looking down on the house clearance people's faces with some amusement once I'm deceased

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"This has taken a surreal turn. It puts me in mind of my 'how do I dispose of a giant dildo' thread.

Did you succeed at that in the end?

No it's still in the loft.

A woodchipper is your friend. For the dildo... not the shoes

I've grown rather fond of it and I will be looking down on the house clearance people's faces with some amusement once I'm deceased "

I seem to recall I giggled at that idea on the original thread as well

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By *eroLondonMan  over a year ago

Covent Garden

Spray them with Collonil™ and nothing else.

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By *icecouple561 OP   Couple  over a year ago
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East Sussex


"Spray them with Collonil™ and nothing else."

thank you that does seem to be the answer.

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By *arkus1812Man  over a year ago

Lifes departure lounge NN9 Northamptonshire East not West MidlandsMidlands


"This has taken a surreal turn. It puts me in mind of my 'how do I dispose of a giant dildo' thread.

Did you succeed at that in the end?

No it's still in the loft.

A woodchipper is your friend. For the dildo... not the shoes

I've grown rather fond of it and I will be looking down on the house clearance people's faces with some amusement once I'm deceased "

When I had a recent cull of toys I wrapped them in brown paper, put them in an old shopping bag then put them in a neighbours black bin the night before the bins were emptied.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"This has taken a surreal turn. It puts me in mind of my 'how do I dispose of a giant dildo' thread.

Did you succeed at that in the end?

No it's still in the loft.

A woodchipper is your friend. For the dildo... not the shoes

I've grown rather fond of it and I will be looking down on the house clearance people's faces with some amusement once I'm deceased

When I had a recent cull of toys I wrapped them in brown paper, put them in an old shopping bag then put them in a neighbours black bin the night before the bins were emptied. "

I'd imagine the giant dildo not fitting in a wheelie bin, just peeking out under the lid.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I look at suede etc type shoes and wonder how designers think it's a good idea to design something that can't actually be used for the intended purpose.

Good luck with the waterproof spray. I've tried that and it seems to make the item a bit darker.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Clingfilm when you wear them. Or, carry them in a bag, and when people ask to see them, put them on.

just wear them, that’s what they are for.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Stay away from puddles and muddy dogs

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By *illan-KillashMan  over a year ago

London/Sussex/Surrey/Berks/Hants


"a pair of very pale, suede boots. When I say contemplating I mean 'have ordered'.

What can I do to keep them clean? Apart from never wear them...

No links though pls. "

You've seen the blue plastic bags tradesmen wear on their feet when they're in someone's house?

Them.

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By *illan-KillashMan  over a year ago

London/Sussex/Surrey/Berks/Hants


"a pair of very pale, suede boots. When I say contemplating I mean 'have ordered'.

What can I do to keep them clean? Apart from never wear them...

No links though pls.

Are they for bedroom activities

No, I have thigh high suede for that "

Oh my word.

Be right back.....

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By *icecouple561 OP   Couple  over a year ago
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East Sussex


"This has taken a surreal turn. It puts me in mind of my 'how do I dispose of a giant dildo' thread.

Did you succeed at that in the end?

No it's still in the loft.

A woodchipper is your friend. For the dildo... not the shoes

I've grown rather fond of it and I will be looking down on the house clearance people's faces with some amusement once I'm deceased

When I had a recent cull of toys I wrapped them in brown paper, put them in an old shopping bag then put them in a neighbours black bin the night before the bins were emptied. "

This would have been very noticeable. It was a joke Christmas gift one year from Mr N.

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By *icecouple561 OP   Couple  over a year ago
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East Sussex


"I look at suede etc type shoes and wonder how designers think it's a good idea to design something that can't actually be used for the intended purpose.

Good luck with the waterproof spray. I've tried that and it seems to make the item a bit darker. "

Then some daft person buys them

My worry is that it'll make the suede darker but it's better than having them spoiled I guess

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By *icecouple561 OP   Couple  over a year ago
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East Sussex


"Clingfilm when you wear them. Or, carry them in a bag, and when people ask to see them, put them on.

just wear them, that’s what they are for. "

This is what I'm going to do. Just wear the darn things.

Serious comment alert:

In the past year seven members of my family have died. This has shown me that boots are to be worn with pleasure and not worry.

End of serious comment

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By *icecouple561 OP   Couple  over a year ago
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East Sussex


"a pair of very pale, suede boots. When I say contemplating I mean 'have ordered'.

What can I do to keep them clean? Apart from never wear them...

No links though pls.

You've seen the blue plastic bags tradesmen wear on their feet when they're in someone's house?

Them. "

I have seen them and worn them myself in national trust properties. As attractive as they are I'll pass

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By *ryandseeMan  over a year ago

Yorkshire


"Scotch guard them before you do anything

I'm thinking this is the first step "

Pavers do a good suede protection spray and inexpensive too but obviously always read the label to see if is right for your needs

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I'm really feeling quite invested in the boots now.

Would you be so kind as to share a photo? Obviously standing on plastic in a white room.

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By *icecouple561 OP   Couple  over a year ago
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East Sussex


"I'm really feeling quite invested in the boots now.

Would you be so kind as to share a photo? Obviously standing on plastic in a white room."

I'm thinking I might build an extension for them

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By *icecouple561 OP   Couple  over a year ago
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East Sussex


"Scotch guard them before you do anything

I'm thinking this is the first step

Pavers do a good suede protection spray and inexpensive too but obviously always read the label to see if is right for your needs "

I'm wondering if this spray would work on my hair. Stop it going frizzy in the damp...

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I'm really feeling quite invested in the boots now.

Would you be so kind as to share a photo? Obviously standing on plastic in a white room.

I'm thinking I might build an extension for them "

Think of the dust and dirt! You'll have to move them into a hotel during the building work. And stay with them of course

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By *ryandseeMan  over a year ago

Yorkshire


"Scotch guard them before you do anything

I'm thinking this is the first step

Pavers do a good suede protection spray and inexpensive too but obviously always read the label to see if is right for your needs

I'm wondering if this spray would work on my hair. Stop it going frizzy in the damp..."

Frizzy is back in vogue

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By *icecouple561 OP   Couple  over a year ago
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East Sussex


"I'm really feeling quite invested in the boots now.

Would you be so kind as to share a photo? Obviously standing on plastic in a white room.

I'm thinking I might build an extension for them

Think of the dust and dirt! You'll have to move them into a hotel during the building work. And stay with them of course"

I hadn't considered that. Do you think its worth me approaching Kirsty and Phil or the Grand Designs bloke?

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By *icecouple561 OP   Couple  over a year ago
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East Sussex


"Scotch guard them before you do anything

I'm thinking this is the first step

Pavers do a good suede protection spray and inexpensive too but obviously always read the label to see if is right for your needs

I'm wondering if this spray would work on my hair. Stop it going frizzy in the damp...

Frizzy is back in vogue "

Not in this neck of the woods

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By *ryandseeMan  over a year ago

Yorkshire


"Scotch guard them before you do anything

I'm thinking this is the first step

Pavers do a good suede protection spray and inexpensive too but obviously always read the label to see if is right for your needs

I'm wondering if this spray would work on my hair. Stop it going frizzy in the damp...

Frizzy is back in vogue

Not in this neck of the woods "

Be a trailblazer

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I'm really feeling quite invested in the boots now.

Would you be so kind as to share a photo? Obviously standing on plastic in a white room.

I'm thinking I might build an extension for them

Think of the dust and dirt! You'll have to move them into a hotel during the building work. And stay with them of course

I hadn't considered that. Do you think its worth me approaching Kirsty and Phil or the Grand Designs bloke?"

Kevin!

I absolutely do. They'd jump at the chance to help I reckon.

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By *eroLondonMan  over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Spray them with Collonil™ and nothing else.

thank you that does seem to be the answer. "

I am expecting a personal photo of these celebrated suede boots. My inbox languishes in anticipation.

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By *icecouple561 OP   Couple  over a year ago
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East Sussex


"Scotch guard them before you do anything

I'm thinking this is the first step

Pavers do a good suede protection spray and inexpensive too but obviously always read the label to see if is right for your needs

I'm wondering if this spray would work on my hair. Stop it going frizzy in the damp...

Frizzy is back in vogue

Not in this neck of the woods

Be a trailblazer "

Have you ever watched Crystal Tipps and Alistair?

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By *icecouple561 OP   Couple  over a year ago
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East Sussex


"Spray them with Collonil™ and nothing else.

thank you that does seem to be the answer.

I am expecting a personal photo of these celebrated suede boots. My inbox languishes in anticipation."

The amusing thing is the darn things haven't even arrived yet!

I think they might disappoint you and NSP.

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By *icecouple561 OP   Couple  over a year ago
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East Sussex


"I'm really feeling quite invested in the boots now.

Would you be so kind as to share a photo? Obviously standing on plastic in a white room.

I'm thinking I might build an extension for them

Think of the dust and dirt! You'll have to move them into a hotel during the building work. And stay with them of course

I hadn't considered that. Do you think its worth me approaching Kirsty and Phil or the Grand Designs bloke?

Kevin!

I absolutely do. They'd jump at the chance to help I reckon."

That's the man.

I quite like Phil myself

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By *ryandseeMan  over a year ago

Yorkshire


"Scotch guard them before you do anything

I'm thinking this is the first step

Pavers do a good suede protection spray and inexpensive too but obviously always read the label to see if is right for your needs

I'm wondering if this spray would work on my hair. Stop it going frizzy in the damp...

Frizzy is back in vogue

Not in this neck of the woods

Be a trailblazer

Have you ever watched Crystal Tipps and Alistair? "

So funny the dog too

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By *icecouple561 OP   Couple  over a year ago
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East Sussex


"Scotch guard them before you do anything

I'm thinking this is the first step

Pavers do a good suede protection spray and inexpensive too but obviously always read the label to see if is right for your needs

I'm wondering if this spray would work on my hair. Stop it going frizzy in the damp...

Frizzy is back in vogue

Not in this neck of the woods

Be a trailblazer

Have you ever watched Crystal Tipps and Alistair?

So funny the dog too "

Crystal's hair was modelled on mine

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By *eroLondonMan  over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Spray them with Collonil™ and nothing else.

thank you that does seem to be the answer.

I am expecting a personal photo of these celebrated suede boots. My inbox languishes in anticipation.

The amusing thing is the darn things haven't even arrived yet!

I think they might disappoint you and NSP. "

We'll be the judge of that!

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan  over a year ago

Bradford


"a pair of very pale, suede boots. When I say contemplating I mean 'have ordered'.

What can I do to keep them clean? Apart from never wear them...

No links though pls. "

Here I stand broken hearted I've come late to the party many answers you got to keep them boots looking hot . although I sold

Shoes eons ago . I can rember to this day with suede always sell spray and brush to keep the clean

Its not like leather you know where you jusr sell Polish .suede is more delicate and refined. As is they lady to who I do rhyme.

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By *icecouple561 OP   Couple  over a year ago
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East Sussex


"a pair of very pale, suede boots. When I say contemplating I mean 'have ordered'.

What can I do to keep them clean? Apart from never wear them...

No links though pls.

Here I stand broken hearted I've come late to the party many answers you got to keep them boots looking hot . although I sold

Shoes eons ago . I can rember to this day with suede always sell spray and brush to keep the clean

Its not like leather you know where you jusr sell Polish .suede is more delicate and refined. As is they lady to who I do rhyme."

Master R, I'm not being mean

I only want my suede boots clean.

I've taken note of brush and spray

An order has been placed today.

.

.

Soon I will step out in style

My gorgeous boots walking many a mile

Confident they'll stay quite neat

And really complement my feet.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I use a product called "crep" I have bad OCD over my trainers and have always used this. Adidas gazelles are suede and I have never had any issues x

Ok thanks, I'll check it out."

If you see Aldi's version in their aisle of dreams pick that up, cheaper and much better than Crep

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By *icecouple561 OP   Couple  over a year ago
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East Sussex


"I use a product called "crep" I have bad OCD over my trainers and have always used this. Adidas gazelles are suede and I have never had any issues x

Ok thanks, I'll check it out.

If you see Aldi's version in their aisle of dreams pick that up, cheaper and much better than Crep"

Ok thanks. I might go for Collidol one I think

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Just did a seance and a man with the initials EP said Don't let anyone step on them.

Thank you very much.

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By *unfunfun xMan  over a year ago

LONDON

Wrap em in clingfilm no one will notice difference out, but no a damp soft/medium hard brush works wonder.

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan  over a year ago

Bradford


"a pair of very pale, suede boots. When I say contemplating I mean 'have ordered'.

What can I do to keep them clean? Apart from never wear them...

No links though pls.

Here I stand broken hearted I've come late to the party many answers you got to keep them boots looking hot . although I sold

Shoes eons ago . I can rember to this day with suede always sell spray and brush to keep the clean

Its not like leather you know where you jusr sell Polish .suede is more delicate and refined. As is they lady

to who I do rhyme.

Master R, I'm not being mean

I only want my suede boots clean.

I've taken note of brush and spray

An order has been placed today.

.

Soon I will step out in style

My gorgeous boots walking many a

mile

Confident they'll stay quite neat

And really complement my feet.

"

Oh my lady of that I'm sure perfectly neat and will surely compliment thy feet .my heart doth quicken with thought of the many mile you might walk .I live in hope that one day our paths might

cross along the way .

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By *icecouple561 OP   Couple  over a year ago
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East Sussex


"I use a product called "crep" I have bad OCD over my trainers and have always used this. Adidas gazelles are suede and I have never had any issues x

Ok thanks, I'll check it out.

If you see Aldi's version in their aisle of dreams pick that up, cheaper and much better than Crep

Ok thanks. I might go for Collidol one I think"

Or even Collinol

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By *icecouple561 OP   Couple  over a year ago
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East Sussex


"Just did a seance and a man with the initials EP said Don't let anyone step on them.

Thank you very much. "

Thanks EP I'll bear that in mind

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By *icecouple561 OP   Couple  over a year ago
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East Sussex


"Wrap em in clingfilm no one will notice difference out, but no a damp soft/medium hard brush works wonder. "

Lol.

I've decided I'm going to wear them with gay abandon and blow the consequences

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan  over a year ago

Bradford


"Wrap em in clingfilm no one will notice difference out, but no a damp soft/medium hard brush works wonder.

Lol.

I've decided I'm going to wear them with gay abandon and blow the consequences "

Thank god I've just checked I thought I had rival for my ladies

Heart. .but did name search and no

Gay abandon came up .

Breathes a sigh of relief.

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By *edeWoman  over a year ago

the abyss

Have they arrived?? I think gay abandon is the way to go - life is too short

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By *illan-KillashMan  over a year ago

London/Sussex/Surrey/Berks/Hants


"Have they arrived?? I think gay abandon is the way to go - life is too short "

Life is short, but it's the longest thing we'll ever do.

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan  over a year ago

Bradford


"Have they arrived?? I think gay abandon is the way to go - life is too short

Life is short, but it's the longest thing we'll ever do. "

Very clever .

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By *icecouple561 OP   Couple  over a year ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex


"Wrap em in clingfilm no one will notice difference out, but no a damp soft/medium hard brush works wonder.

Lol.

I've decided I'm going to wear them with gay abandon and blow the consequences

Thank god I've just checked I thought I had rival for my ladies

Heart. .but did name search and no

Gay abandon came up .

Breathes a sigh of relief."

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By *icecouple561 OP   Couple  over a year ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex


"Have they arrived?? I think gay abandon is the way to go - life is too short "

no they haven't I think they'll be a few days yet

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By *isaB45Woman  over a year ago

Fabville


"Have they arrived?? I think gay abandon is the way to go - life is too short

no they haven't I think they'll be a few days yet "

Hopefully the weather will improve, or they'll be ruined.

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By *eroLondonMan  over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Have they arrived?? I think gay abandon is the way to go - life is too short

no they haven't I think they'll be a few days yet

Hopefully the weather will improve, or they'll be ruined."

They won't be, oh French lavender, if the OP is liberal with the Collonil™. If Collonil™ is good enough for Mulberry handbags then it's good enough for boots.

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By *icecouple561 OP   Couple  over a year ago
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East Sussex


"Have they arrived?? I think gay abandon is the way to go - life is too short

no they haven't I think they'll be a few days yet

Hopefully the weather will improve, or they'll be ruined."

I hope so too. I am wondering if I can learn to hover two inches above the ground in the next two days

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By *isaB45Woman  over a year ago

Fabville


"Have they arrived?? I think gay abandon is the way to go - life is too short

no they haven't I think they'll be a few days yet

Hopefully the weather will improve, or they'll be ruined.

I hope so too. I am wondering if I can learn to hover two inches above the ground in the next two days "

Get yourself an electric scooter!

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By *icecouple561 OP   Couple  over a year ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex


"Have they arrived?? I think gay abandon is the way to go - life is too short

no they haven't I think they'll be a few days yet

Hopefully the weather will improve, or they'll be ruined.

I hope so too. I am wondering if I can learn to hover two inches above the ground in the next two days

Get yourself an electric scooter!"

I would rather risk my boots

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan  over a year ago

Bradford


"Have they arrived?? I think gay abandon is the way to go - life is too short

no they haven't I think they'll be a few days yet

Hopefully the weather will improve, or they'll be ruined.

I hope so too. I am wondering if I

can learn to hover two inches above

the ground in the next two days 8-

)"

Oh my lady I can teach you to hover with no bother to float upon another plain. In sexual flight looking down on our bodies below

In raptuouse delight.

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By *agneto.Man  over a year ago

Bham

I scotch guard all my suede shoes

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By *izzy.miss.lizzyCouple  over a year ago

Pembrokeshire


"a pair of very pale, suede boots. When I say contemplating I mean 'have ordered'.

What can I do to keep them clean? Apart from never wear them...

No links though pls. "

there used to be a spray for protecting suede footwear from getting wet or messy, might be worth looking on the shelf in the shoe repair shops maybe?

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By *icecouple561 OP   Couple  over a year ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex


"Have they arrived?? I think gay abandon is the way to go - life is too short

no they haven't I think they'll be a few days yet

Hopefully the weather will improve, or they'll be ruined.

I hope so too. I am wondering if I

can learn to hover two inches above

the ground in the next two days 8-

)

Oh my lady I can teach you to hover with no bother to float upon another plain. In sexual flight looking down on our bodies below

In raptuouse delight. "

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By *icecouple561 OP   Couple  over a year ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex


"I scotch guard all my suede shoes "

I'm going to buy some of the stuff Nero advised I think. Its Scotchguard on steroids

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By *icecouple561 OP   Couple  over a year ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex


"a pair of very pale, suede boots. When I say contemplating I mean 'have ordered'.

What can I do to keep them clean? Apart from never wear them...

No links though pls.

there used to be a spray for protecting suede footwear from getting wet or messy, might be worth looking on the shelf in the shoe repair shops maybe?

"

Yes, I shall buy some

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By *illan-KillashMan  over a year ago

London/Sussex/Surrey/Berks/Hants

Have they arrived yet?

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By *ryandseeMan  over a year ago

Yorkshire

Did you ever think that your new boots will cause such excitement across all corners of the fabdom

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"a pair of very pale, suede boots. When I say contemplating I mean 'have ordered'.

What can I do to keep them clean? Apart from never wear them...

No links though pls. "

1. Wear them as slippers

2. Take new Fab photos wearing them (and little else)

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By *icecouple561 OP   Couple  over a year ago
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East Sussex


"Have they arrived yet? "

No but I suspect they might be here today.

You know what's going to happen don't you?

They won't fit

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By *erry bull1Man  over a year ago

doncaster


"a pair of very pale, suede boots. When I say contemplating I mean 'have ordered'.

What can I do to keep them clean? Apart from never wear them...

No links though pls. "

you can buy suede cleaner and protector from any good shoe shop

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By *icecouple561 OP   Couple  over a year ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex


"Did you ever think that your new boots will cause such excitement across all corners of the fabdom "

I had no idea.

Still it's been a slow week and some old bird's footwear is better than discussing the weather

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By *ryandseeMan  over a year ago

Yorkshire


"Did you ever think that your new boots will cause such excitement across all corners of the fabdom

I had no idea.

Still it's been a slow week and some old bird's footwear is better than discussing the weather "

Apparently old birds make the best broth

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By *icecouple561 OP   Couple  over a year ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex


"a pair of very pale, suede boots. When I say contemplating I mean 'have ordered'.

What can I do to keep them clean? Apart from never wear them...

No links though pls.

1. Wear them as slippers

2. Take new Fab photos wearing them (and little else)"

Both excellent suggestions

I reckon suede boots and a dressing gown might start a trend

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By *icecouple561 OP   Couple  over a year ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex


"a pair of very pale, suede boots. When I say contemplating I mean 'have ordered'.

What can I do to keep them clean? Apart from never wear them...

No links though pls. you can buy suede cleaner and protector from any good shoe shop "

Yep that's what I shall go with I think

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By *icecouple561 OP   Couple  over a year ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex


"Did you ever think that your new boots will cause such excitement across all corners of the fabdom

I had no idea.

Still it's been a slow week and some old bird's footwear is better than discussing the weather

Apparently old birds make the best broth "

So I hear

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By *icecouple561 OP   Couple  over a year ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex

The boots have arrived. They fit, they look nice and I will be spraying them with the repellent stuff as soon as it arrives.

They are stored in my wardrobe in a protective cover where I shall occasionally gaze at them enraptured

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By *eroLondonMan  over a year ago

Covent Garden

Her boots have arrived ^ . Fact!

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By *illan-KillashMan  over a year ago

London/Sussex/Surrey/Berks/Hants


"The boots have arrived. They fit, they look nice and I will be spraying them with the repellent stuff as soon as it arrives.

They are stored in my wardrobe in a protective cover where I shall occasionally gaze at them enraptured "

Your adoring public awaits......

We are all agog in anticipation of the pictures.

I do wish Fab had a suggestion box.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

This Morning Forum folk

Am considering investing in

Bacon sandwich and coffee McDonald’s

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By *icecouple561 OP   Couple  over a year ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex


"The boots have arrived. They fit, they look nice and I will be spraying them with the repellent stuff as soon as it arrives.

They are stored in my wardrobe in a protective cover where I shall occasionally gaze at them enraptured

Your adoring public awaits......

We are all agog in anticipation of the pictures.

I do wish Fab had a suggestion box. "

Lol. Can you imagine the suggestions! I probably won't post pictures. The idea of the boots probably exceeds the reality such has been the build up

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By *icecouple561 OP   Couple  over a year ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex


"This Morning Forum folk

Am considering investing in

Bacon sandwich and coffee McDonald’s "

Then I hope you enjoy them

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"The boots have arrived. They fit, they look nice and I will be spraying them with the repellent stuff as soon as it arrives.

They are stored in my wardrobe in a protective cover where I shall occasionally gaze at them enraptured

Your adoring public awaits......

We are all agog in anticipation of the pictures.

I do wish Fab had a suggestion box.

Lol. Can you imagine the suggestions! I probably won't post pictures. The idea of the boots probably exceeds the reality such has been the build up "

This is unacceptable! We need to see the beauty of the boots!

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By *icecouple561 OP   Couple  over a year ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex


"The boots have arrived. They fit, they look nice and I will be spraying them with the repellent stuff as soon as it arrives.

They are stored in my wardrobe in a protective cover where I shall occasionally gaze at them enraptured

Your adoring public awaits......

We are all agog in anticipation of the pictures.

I do wish Fab had a suggestion box.

Lol. Can you imagine the suggestions! I probably won't post pictures. The idea of the boots probably exceeds the reality such has been the build up

This is unacceptable! We need to see the beauty of the boots!"

Yeah but they might be a huge disappointment to you.

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"The boots have arrived. They fit, they look nice and I will be spraying them with the repellent stuff as soon as it arrives.

They are stored in my wardrobe in a protective cover where I shall occasionally gaze at them enraptured

Your adoring public awaits......

We are all agog in anticipation of the pictures.

I do wish Fab had a suggestion box.

Lol. Can you imagine the suggestions! I probably won't post pictures. The idea of the boots probably exceeds the reality such has been the build up

This is unacceptable! We need to see the beauty of the boots!

Yeah but they might be a huge disappointment to you. "

Never! I'm really invested in these boots now. In my head they're quite simple, and elegant. Unless they're Uggs there shall be no disappointment

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By *icecouple561 OP   Couple  over a year ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex


"The boots have arrived. They fit, they look nice and I will be spraying them with the repellent stuff as soon as it arrives.

They are stored in my wardrobe in a protective cover where I shall occasionally gaze at them enraptured

Your adoring public awaits......

We are all agog in anticipation of the pictures.

I do wish Fab had a suggestion box.

Lol. Can you imagine the suggestions! I probably won't post pictures. The idea of the boots probably exceeds the reality such has been the build up

This is unacceptable! We need to see the beauty of the boots!

Yeah but they might be a huge disappointment to you.

Never! I'm really invested in these boots now. In my head they're quite simple, and elegant. Unless they're Uggs there shall be no disappointment "

No they're not Uggs, the very idea . They are flat though

Ok I might give it a go later.

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"The boots have arrived. They fit, they look nice and I will be spraying them with the repellent stuff as soon as it arrives.

They are stored in my wardrobe in a protective cover where I shall occasionally gaze at them enraptured

Your adoring public awaits......

We are all agog in anticipation of the pictures.

I do wish Fab had a suggestion box.

Lol. Can you imagine the suggestions! I probably won't post pictures. The idea of the boots probably exceeds the reality such has been the build up

This is unacceptable! We need to see the beauty of the boots!

Yeah but they might be a huge disappointment to you.

Never! I'm really invested in these boots now. In my head they're quite simple, and elegant. Unless they're Uggs there shall be no disappointment

No they're not Uggs, the very idea . They are flat though

Ok I might give it a go later.

"

I expected them not to be! You're far too classy for those.

Please do. Would love to see them

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By *illan-KillashMan  over a year ago

London/Sussex/Surrey/Berks/Hants


"The boots have arrived. They fit, they look nice and I will be spraying them with the repellent stuff as soon as it arrives.

They are stored in my wardrobe in a protective cover where I shall occasionally gaze at them enraptured

Your adoring public awaits......

We are all agog in anticipation of the pictures.

I do wish Fab had a suggestion box.

Lol. Can you imagine the suggestions! I probably won't post pictures. The idea of the boots probably exceeds the reality such has been the build up "

Oh I'm imagining my own suggestions.

To be honest, you had me at "I have thigh high suede"

Speaking for myself, I think a photo is needed. No-one will judge you I'm sure.

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