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over a year ago
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Can you describe yourself in a short poem or limerick?
*or a rhyme for anyone else that joins the thread?
Me.-
I thought I’d give fab a shot
For lots of “sexy sex”, and whatnot
Five foot 8 and a bit,
A bit of a tit.
And I think I’m losing the plot.
So I hand over to the forum of mass
we’re prepared for a masterclass
Reading these posts
Amuses us most
Or we can look at some cock and some ass.
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over a year ago
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There was a similar thread not long ago.
This was my poor attempt.
She is too fussy and fickle
Her mind left in a pickle
What is a girl to do?
Ms Wyld packed her bags and logged on to fab.
Determined to try something new.
Confronted by cock like a girl in a sweet shop
She decided she would try a few.
A pick and mix of fun until she finds the one
Or just gives up and has two.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There once was a girl called Michaela,
To make you cum she'll never failya,
You want her life story?
The details are gory!
Ask nicely and she will regaleya! |
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She knows what she seeks
Does that there, MistyPeaks.
She doesn’t like rudeness
Yet is quite prone to crudeness.
She’s short & quite funny
But NOT. A “cute” bunny
And she’s really quite pretty
(If you eyesight is shitty)
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By (user no longer on site)
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I can't think of a rhyme,
That accurately describes us this time,
Mr's not his best,
Nor is he interested in the rest,
Mrs wants more experience with a woman,
And quite frankly I'm a fan |
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"PD is ripped as fu’k
He don’t need that thing called luck.
He can make you cum
With a finger and thumb
Just promise to give him a suck
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I'm framing that and putting it in the kitchen, nicest thing I've read all week  |
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There was a big fella from Ipswich.
He can be a bit of a dipstick.
He thought he'd try swinging.
Turns out he's minging.
The ladies won't even consider it.
Left holding his own.
One hand on his phone.
Pornhub don't know what's hit it.
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"I can't think of a rhyme,
That accurately describes us this time,
Mr's not his best,
Nor is he interested in the rest,
Mrs wants more experience with a woman,
And quite frankly I'm a fan "
We're the tempting twosome, we're lovely not gruesome.
Your wife can suck my husbands dick and then lick my clit.
We're the tempting twosome. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"There was a big fella from Ipswich.
He can be a bit of a dipstick.
He thought he'd try swinging.
Turns out he's minging.
The ladies won't even consider it.
Left holding his own.
One hand on his phone.
Pornhub don't know what's hit it.
"
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Well we chose a new name of goodnight lover's,
It's because we spend most our time under the covers,
We were sick of clitcock,
For it came as a shock,
When we went for a meet,
Know one knew how to greet. |
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"Well we chose a new name of goodnight lover's,
It's because we spend most our time under the covers,
We were sick of clitcock,
For it came as a shock,
When we went for a meet,
Know one knew how to greet."
So now when they say hi
Does It sounds like goodbye?!?!? |
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"Well we chose a new name of goodnight lover's,
It's because we spend most our time under the covers,
We were sick of clitcock,
For it came as a shock,
When we went for a meet,
Know one knew how to greet.
So now when they say hi
Does It sounds like goodbye?!?!? "
Good night is better than hi clit and cock |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Well we chose a new name of goodnight lover's,
It's because we spend most our time under the covers,
We were sick of clitcock,
For it came as a shock,
When we went for a meet,
Know one knew how to greet.
So now when they say hi
Does It sounds like goodbye?!?!?
Good night is better than hi clit and cock "
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Misty misty give us a peak or two..
She gone crazy looking at all the dudes
Her hooters lure in the suiters
She can't decide which two ta
Make up a 3 between the sheets
Of a bed that was made for two
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There once was a man named Woody B
Who's palace of Sin has no key
Everyone was left lusting
After minutes of thrusting
He'd get up and go take a pee
(yep it's lame lol)
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