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An ode to the lurkers.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Come in in and pull up a chair and post your introductions.
For those that are not really prolific posters or those that read but don’t reply to the ramblings of the lounge forum, here’s your chance to say HELLO and possibly connect and make a new online friend or even get some attention to your profile. 
We need more people around, it’s not an orgy without more people.   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Come in in and pull up a chair and post your introductions.
For those that are not really prolific posters or those that read but don’t reply to the ramblings of the lounge forum, here’s your chance to say HELLO and possibly connect and make a new online friend or even get some attention to your profile.
We need more people around, it’s not an orgy without more people. "
Will they though? They might prefer to lurk and then use the post material to send private messages to the postee instead of joining in the fabulous frolicking forum  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Come in in and pull up a chair and post your introductions.
For those that are not really prolific posters or those that read but don’t reply to the ramblings of the lounge forum, here’s your chance to say HELLO and possibly connect and make a new online friend or even get some attention to your profile.
We need more people around, it’s not an orgy without more people.
Will they though? They might prefer to lurk and then use the post material to send private messages to the postee instead of joining in the fabulous frolicking forum "
So all the orgies are going on in private? Go figure  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Come in in and pull up a chair and post your introductions.
For those that are not really prolific posters or those that read but don’t reply to the ramblings of the lounge forum, here’s your chance to say HELLO and possibly connect and make a new online friend or even get some attention to your profile.
We need more people around, it’s not an orgy without more people.
Will they though? They might prefer to lurk and then use the post material to send private messages to the postee instead of joining in the fabulous frolicking forum
So all the orgies are going on in private? Go figure "
No orgy here my cat would would get no peace (interpret that how you want lol) |
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"Did someone mention an orgy? 
Ha! I love the idea that somewhere in the UK your ears pricked up and you thought “Someone just typed the word orgy! Must. Get. Online.”"
Hhhmmm… something else seemed to twinge. Not just my ears |
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"Did someone mention an orgy?
Ha! I love the idea that somewhere in the UK your ears pricked up and you thought “Someone just typed the word orgy! Must. Get. Online.”
Hhhmmm… something else seemed to twinge. Not just my ears "
This is a fabulous revelation!!! What body parts twinge at the mention of which words? |
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"I'm just here to wank over the lurkers
I'm jealous  can I pretend I've never posted in the forums before  if nobody saw me I might get away with it  "
But I already wanked over your butt today, more wanks will happen |
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By *errocaWoman
over a year ago
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"One foot in, one foot out.
Shake it all about?
Only the left leg
I was talking about putting feet in places they shouldn't go with someone earlier  "
Such as.. Like barefooted in the garden, standing on a slug? |
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"One foot in, one foot out.
Shake it all about?
Only the left leg
I was talking about putting feet in places they shouldn't go with someone earlier
Such as.. Like barefooted in the garden, standing on a slug? "
Not quite |
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By *errocaWoman
over a year ago
Shropshire |
"One foot in, one foot out.
Shake it all about?
Only the left leg
I was talking about putting feet in places they shouldn't go with someone earlier
Such as.. Like barefooted in the garden, standing on a slug?
Not quite "
Would you rather stand on a slug or lego? Now that's a question... |
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"One foot in, one foot out.
Shake it all about?
Only the left leg
I was talking about putting feet in places they shouldn't go with someone earlier
Such as.. Like barefooted in the garden, standing on a slug?
Not quite
Would you rather stand on a slug or lego? Now that's a question... "
Slug, lego really hurts |
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"One foot in, one foot out.
Shake it all about?
Only the left leg
I was talking about putting feet in places they shouldn't go with someone earlier
Must've been a weird person  "
Oh she's a bit weird, has a great body though  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I lurk more than my husband now.
I think you all like him more than me 
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I don’t
You were tweeting a different tune last night LB
That’s so not true "
I don't even think we've conversed in the forums, once I've sussed you all out nobody will be safe though |
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"I lurk more than my husband now.
I think you all like him more than me
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I don’t
You were tweeting a different tune last night LB
That’s so not true
I don't even think we've conversed in the forums, once I've sussed you all out nobody will be safe though "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"We regularly post on the forum, this is actually a great thread well done OP all welcome "
It’s attracted everyone that posts regularly.
I don’t quite know what I succeeded at.
^my leaving speach at college. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"We regularly post on the forum, this is actually a great thread well done OP all welcome
It’s attracted everyone that posts regularly.
I don’t quite know what I succeeded at.
^my leaving speach at college. "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm just here to wank over the lurkers
Not lurk over the wankers?
Is a wanking lurker a wurker?
Wanking over workers? "
I could do that. Pop up occasionally with a witty contribution then lurk again. Might call it submarining. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm just here to wank over the lurkers
Not lurk over the wankers?
Is a wanking lurker a wurker?
Wanking over workers?
I could do that. Pop up occasionally with a witty contribution then lurk again. Might call it submarining. "
Prairie dogging? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm just here to wank over the lurkers
Not lurk over the wankers?
Is a wanking lurker a wurker?
Wanking over workers?
I could do that. Pop up occasionally with a witty contribution then lurk again. Might call it submarining.
Prairie dogging? "
But I want to *ping* |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm just here to wank over the lurkers
Not lurk over the wankers?
Is a wanking lurker a wurker?
Wanking over workers?
I could do that. Pop up occasionally with a witty contribution then lurk again. Might call it submarining.
Prairie dogging?
But I want to *ping* "
Is *p’ing the same as *sqr’ting? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm just here to wank over the lurkers
Not lurk over the wankers?
Is a wanking lurker a wurker?
Wanking over workers?
I could do that. Pop up occasionally with a witty contribution then lurk again. Might call it submarining.
Prairie dogging?
But I want to *ping* "
They ping when an eagle flies over |
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Isn't an ode a poem? I was expecting a poem here, about wading through the morass of dull, irky or icky posts, looking for a glimmer of light, hoping to one day say set the place alight with one shimmering post full of wit or insight... etc. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Isn't an ode a poem? I was expecting a poem here, about wading through the morass of dull, irky or icky posts, looking for a glimmer of light, hoping to one day say set the place alight with one shimmering post full of wit or insight... etc. "
He wanted wit, in a prose from those
Who flirt and sickly flatter.
Instead he got shit, a reply very weak
From a guy that doesn’t matter.
How’s that? |
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"I'm a lurker as still a bit of a newbie
Hello Jezebel, we/I'm quite new too(it's always me on the forums)
Em x
Did you get your wine lol x"
I got a glass of prosecco because that's all we had in,not the same but did the job |
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