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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago
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"An ode to a Grecian urn, yeah wonko they could make sonnets about it
Bill, you smooth-tongued charmer! "
they said it was "Helen's" face that launched a 1000 ships, they haven't seen you  |
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over a year ago
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"I fabbed it. What happens now?
You get a short video of Julie’s bumhole giving you a thank you speech. The voice is Oscar from Sesame Street "
Damn not a site supporters anymore. I have telegram though |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"An ode to a Grecian urn, yeah wonko they could make sonnets about it
Bill, you smooth-tongued charmer! they said it was "Helen's" face that launched a 1000 ships, they haven't seen you "
That might be one of my fav forum posts lol good one!! |
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"How many more posts do I need to do till this disappears? 
A lot more lol
You could post one word per post
But don't take it away from them!!"
The one word per post crossed my mind. Or even one letter. |
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"I fabbed it. What happens now?
You get a short video of Julie’s bumhole giving you a thank you speech. The voice is Oscar from Sesame Street "
Genuinely laughed at this. I wish I had the technology skills to make this happen. |
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"How many more posts do I need to do till this disappears?
As many as you like. But each one has that fine ass attached to the top left of it. So we’re all winners  "
I feel like I should leave it up until Midnight. Wiggle Wednesday ends then. |
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"Doesn’t it look good in those green knickers?
Yes it’s utterly lush 
Thanks LB
You’re welcome. Can I lick it now?
Oh.. I think we have a yes. I’ll just get the Magic Carpet out "
Hash browns are cooking. |
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"Whilst they certainly look attractive, and frame your arse beautifully, are they not somewhat uncomfortable?"
Surprisingly comfortable. But the criss cross straps don't stay neatly arranged when you move. I've never been brave enough to wear them anywhere but our bedroom. |
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"Doesn’t it look good in those green knickers?
Yes it’s utterly lush
Thanks LB
You’re welcome. Can I lick it now?
Oh.. I think we have a yes. I’ll just get the Magic Carpet out "
I feel like this is code for a hairy chuff |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Whilst they certainly look attractive, and frame your arse beautifully, are they not somewhat uncomfortable?
Surprisingly comfortable. But the criss cross straps don't stay neatly arranged when you move. I've never been brave enough to wear them anywhere but our bedroom. "
It was the criss cross bits I imagined being irritating, guess they slide down a lot, but I also imagine that if you only wear them in the bedroom, Beef is more than happy to help them on their way  |
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"Doesn’t it look good in those green knickers?
Yes it’s utterly lush
Thanks LB
You’re welcome. Can I lick it now?
Oh.. I think we have a yes. I’ll just get the Magic Carpet out
Hash browns are cooking. "
I’ll be there. I love hash browns  |
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"Doesn’t it look good in those green knickers?
Yes it’s utterly lush
Thanks LB
You’re welcome. Can I lick it now?
Oh.. I think we have a yes. I’ll just get the Magic Carpet out
I feel like this is code for a hairy chuff "
There isn’t a hairy chuff here Mr Felix…  |
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"Doesn’t it look good in those green knickers?
Yes it’s utterly lush
Thanks LB
You’re welcome. Can I lick it now?
Oh.. I think we have a yes. I’ll just get the Magic Carpet out
I feel like this is code for a hairy chuff
There isn’t a hairy chuff here Mr Felix… "
Oh darling Littlebird, you certainly fuel my imagination |
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"I'd say so and green is my favourite colour "
Thanks PD. I've been laughing and cringing but it's going away now. Otherwise where will it end? My ass will start demanding its own threads all the time, my tits will get jealous... |
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"I'd say so and green is my favourite colour
Thanks PD. I've been laughing and cringing but it's going away now. Otherwise where will it end? My ass will start demanding its own threads all the time, my tits will get jealous... "
And now I have the image of your bumhole saying “hey, I wanna post shit!” |
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"I'd say so and green is my favourite colour
Thanks PD. I've been laughing and cringing but it's going away now. Otherwise where will it end? My ass will start demanding its own threads all the time, my tits will get jealous... "
Can we not do a weekly thread to show appreciation for your bumtastic bum? |
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"I'd say so and green is my favourite colour
Thanks PD. I've been laughing and cringing but it's going away now. Otherwise where will it end? My ass will start demanding its own threads all the time, my tits will get jealous...
And now I have the image of your bumhole saying “hey, I wanna post shit!” "
In Oscar the Grouch's voice! |
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"I'd say so and green is my favourite colour
Thanks PD. I've been laughing and cringing but it's going away now. Otherwise where will it end? My ass will start demanding its own threads all the time, my tits will get jealous...
And now I have the image of your bumhole saying “hey, I wanna post shit!” "
This sounds like a good video opportunity |
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"I'd say so and green is my favourite colour
Thanks PD. I've been laughing and cringing but it's going away now. Otherwise where will it end? My ass will start demanding its own threads all the time, my tits will get jealous... "
I think your ass and your tits are all amazing, both deserve the lime (green) light, imho xx |
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"I'd say so and green is my favourite colour
Thanks PD. I've been laughing and cringing but it's going away now. Otherwise where will it end? My ass will start demanding its own threads all the time, my tits will get jealous...
And now I have the image of your bumhole saying “hey, I wanna post shit!”
This sounds like a good video opportunity "
You heard the man, julie. Give the people what they want!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Doesn’t it look good in those green knickers?
Or out of those a knickers.  "
No.
That's not what this thread is about
if that's what you want start your own thread |
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