One from a local updates this evening, I'm not well so show me how you are an inconsiderate dick by ignoring this update and get blocked. Not even sure what it means.

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By *ovelifelovefuntimes OP Man over a year ago

Where ever I lay my hat

"Calm down OP. Have a wank. Or a biscuit. "

Totally cslm thanks, but might go for both

maybe I come from the old school, if you haven't got something nice to say then say nothing

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Calm down OP. Have a wank. Or a biscuit.

Totally cslm thanks, but might go for both

maybe I come from the old school, if you haven't got something nice to say then say nothing "

I’m just joking.

Cause I know what ya mean about the angry status updates. I just shrug n think ok give that guy a wide miss.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I like them, a bit of angst here and there is not such a bad thing.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I like my aggressive status updates.

If someone doesn't, then they know we're not compatible and it saves everyone time

I like your aggressive status updates they always make me laugh

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Could you give us an example of an aggressive update?

Do you know who I am? Want a bare knuckle? "

Ronnie Pickering? Is that you ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Got to love a an aggressive status update, they know who they are

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Could you give us an example of an aggressive update?

Do you know who I am? Want a bare knuckle?

Ronnie Pickering? Is that you ?

lol

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By *ovelifelovefuntimes OP Man over a year ago

Where ever I lay my hat

"Could you give us an example of an aggressive update?

Do you know who I am? Want a bare knuckle?

Ronnie Pickering? Is that you ?

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By *hroatQueen_CATV/TS over a year ago

Carlisle

I rarely see them? You sure they ain't just hungry or horny. Being sassy is perfectly fine lol

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By *eroLondonMan over a year ago

Mayfair

It's the ostentatious 'show off' ones that I'm not a fan of. Such as "oh crumbs, I've broken my favourite Cartier™ Santos watch, again".

Proper pisses me off.

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By *ora the explorerWoman over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

The passive aggressive ones that are obviously aimed at someone are the funniest

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There's a good one tonight on my local updates

'best pics load of bollocks you turned up looking like a fucking minger trout no wonder your divorced'

What a nice man

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It's the ostentatious 'show off' ones that I'm not a fan of. Such as "oh crumbs, I've broken my favourite Cartier™ Santos watch, again".

Proper pisses me off."

Eww Nero, I don't know if I like you using curse words it's unbecoming

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Could you give us an example of an aggressive update?

Do you know who I am? Want a bare knuckle? "

A bare knuckle? A bare knuckle shuffle. Or a knuckling instead of fingering

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Could you give us an example of an aggressive update?

Do you know who I am? Want a bare knuckle?

Ronnie Pickering? Is that you ?

Who ........

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It's the ostentatious 'show off' ones that I'm not a fan of. Such as "oh crumbs, I've broken my favourite Cartier™ Santos watch, again".

Proper pisses me off."

Aren't l glad l don't wear watches. ... imagine if that happened to me

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By *ora the explorerWoman over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"It's the ostentatious 'show off' ones that I'm not a fan of. Such as "oh crumbs, I've broken my favourite Cartier™ Santos watch, again".

Proper pisses me off."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It's the ostentatious 'show off' ones that I'm not a fan of. Such as "oh crumbs, I've broken my favourite Cartier™ Santos watch, again".

Proper pisses me off.

Eww Nero, I don't know if I like you using curse words it's unbecoming

I don't know? I quite like it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"There's a good one tonight on my local updates

'best pics load of bollocks you turned up looking like a fucking minger trout no wonder your divorced'

What a nice man"

a minger trout. He wanted one of them attractive trouts

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By *ovelifelovefuntimes OP Man over a year ago

Where ever I lay my hat

"The passive aggressive ones that are obviously aimed at someone are the funniest "

Exactly, I just think grow up

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By *ovelifelovefuntimes OP Man over a year ago

Where ever I lay my hat

"There's a good one tonight on my local updates

'best pics load of bollocks you turned up looking like a fucking minger trout no wonder your divorced'

What a nice man"

Lovely

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The passive aggressive ones that are obviously aimed at someone are the funniest

Exactly, I just think grow up"

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By *odgerMooreMan over a year ago

Nowhere

"It's the ostentatious 'show off' ones that I'm not a fan of. Such as "oh crumbs, I've broken my favourite Cartier™ Santos watch, again".

Proper pisses me off."

No way am i changing from my 5 million quid custom built Omega / Cartier / tesco / swatch !!

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By *eroLondonMan over a year ago

Mayfair

"It's the ostentatious 'show off' ones that I'm not a fan of. Such as "oh crumbs, I've broken my favourite Cartier™ Santos watch, again".

Proper pisses me off.

No way am i changing from my 5 million quid custom built Omega / Cartier / tesco / swatch !!

•

Don't forget Timex™. Legendary!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"There's a good one tonight on my local updates

'best pics load of bollocks you turned up looking like a fucking minger trout no wonder your divorced'

What a nice man"

Wow

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By *ophieslutTV/TS over a year ago

Central

"There's a good one tonight on my local updates

'best pics load of bollocks you turned up looking like a fucking minger trout no wonder your divorced'

What a nice man"

Perhaps frustrated, as his verification hasn't been displayed?

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By *4bimMan over a year ago

Farnborough Hampshire

"There's a good one tonight on my local updates

'best pics load of bollocks you turned up looking like a fucking minger trout no wonder your divorced'

What a nice man"

acts as a warning to avoid.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I like my aggressive status updates.

If someone doesn't, then they know we're not compatible and it saves everyone time

"Unwanted noodle" made me giggle!

It did leave a mental image, and now I want to know how thin and lanky it was to elicit such a response (and if that was the profile update, what was the direct message response - possible just an automatic block, which would be such a waste when an acerbic repost could be provided)

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I find them amusing. Micro soap opera

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By *odgerMooreMan over a year ago

Nowhere

"It's the ostentatious 'show off' ones that I'm not a fan of. Such as "oh crumbs, I've broken my favourite Cartier™ Santos watch, again".

Proper pisses me off.

No way am i changing from my 5 million quid custom built Omega / Cartier / tesco / swatch !!

•

Don't forget Timex™. Legendary!"

Well spotted

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By *ittlebirdWoman over a year ago

The Big Smoke

I absolutely love them. Some make me cry with laughter

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Admittedly I do sometimes wants to post something like "actually read my f'ing profile before messaging you c*nts" only with the full swear words as it can get annoying when the ONLY messages I get are from idiots who can't read. But I also manage to avoid doing it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Not for me, immediate turn off. Focus on the positives guys."

Here here

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By *inger_SnapWoman over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

It's entertaining and a good filter

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By *ovelifelovefuntimes OP Man over a year ago

Where ever I lay my hat

"It's entertaining and a good filter"

Definitely a filter...

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By *ablo minibar123Woman over a year ago

"Admittedly I do sometimes wants to post something like "actually read my f'ing profile before messaging you c*nts" only with the full swear words as it can get annoying when the ONLY messages I get are from idiots who can't read. But I also manage to avoid doing it

I wish I had your restraint

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By *antricSeeker60Man over a year ago

Durham

I’m Ronny Pickering…no I’m not.

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