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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You used to get 3 wishes but cost of living and inflation now you only get 2
So what are your 2 wishes….. ? "
My 21 year old figure back
My 21 year old eyesight back
I'll leave world peace, an end to hunger and all that shizzle for someone else's wishes. |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"I need a decent magic wand. Because the ones I've tried don't work well for me.
And all the chocolate "
What have you tried? We've had the chance to test several. 
Oh - and I'd like world peace and a fridge freezer that never runs out of ice cold Thatchers, Krispy Kreme donuts, JD Honey and Ben & Jerries ice cream.
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"Some unknown relative to leave me their fortune and expansive smallholding in Devon.
To be able to eat what I like and not gain weight!"
I had that happen, but it’s an uncle in Nigeria, I’m just waiting to get the £5000 together for the legal fees. |
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"Some unknown relative to leave me their fortune and expansive smallholding in Devon.
To be able to eat what I like and not gain weight!
I had that happen, but it’s an uncle in Nigeria, I’m just waiting to get the £5000 together for the legal fees. "
Please check the exchange rate on 1 billion ugandan dollars- just a heads up - it’s 37p and falling  |
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"You used to get 3 wishes but cost of living and inflation now you only get 2
So what are your 2 wishes….. ?
Infinite wishes!!"
Just like on QI you got the buzzers and alarms…. Take yourself into a corner and reflect on what you did ……. |
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"You used to get 3 wishes but cost of living and inflation now you only get 2
So what are your 2 wishes….. ?
I only need one….
A magic carpet 
Please and thank you 
Self cleaning you mean?? "
Flying. Through space and time. Thank you |
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"You used to get 3 wishes but cost of living and inflation now you only get 2
So what are your 2 wishes….. ?
I only need one….
A magic carpet
Please and thank you
Self cleaning you mean??
Flying. Through space and time. Thank you "
But still needs hoovering?? |
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"You used to get 3 wishes but cost of living and inflation now you only get 2
So what are your 2 wishes….. ?
I only need one….
A magic carpet
Please and thank you
Self cleaning you mean??
Flying. Through space and time. Thank you
But still needs hoovering?? "
Nope. Self cleaning. It’ll need to be  |
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"You used to get 3 wishes but cost of living and inflation now you only get 2
So what are your 2 wishes….. ?
I only need one….
A magic carpet
Please and thank you
Self cleaning you mean??
Flying. Through space and time. Thank you
But still needs hoovering??
Nope. Self cleaning. It’ll need to be "
What happens if we’re (romantically) banging on it and one of hits the lever with a foot…? |
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"You used to get 3 wishes but cost of living and inflation now you only get 2
So what are your 2 wishes….. ?
I only need one….
A magic carpet
Please and thank you
Self cleaning you mean??
Flying. Through space and time. Thank you
But still needs hoovering??
Nope. Self cleaning. It’ll need to be
What happens if we’re (romantically) banging on it and one of hits the lever with a foot…?"
or even 6 inches!!  |
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"You used to get 3 wishes but cost of living and inflation now you only get 2
So what are your 2 wishes….. ?
Infinite wishes!!
Just like on QI you got the buzzers and alarms…. Take yourself into a corner and reflect on what you did ……. "
Oh the shame…..  |
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"You used to get 3 wishes but cost of living and inflation now you only get 2
So what are your 2 wishes….. ?
I only need one….
A magic carpet
Please and thank you
Self cleaning you mean??
Flying. Through space and time. Thank you
But still needs hoovering??
Nope. Self cleaning. It’ll need to be "
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"You used to get 3 wishes but cost of living and inflation now you only get 2
So what are your 2 wishes….. ?
I only need one….
A magic carpet
Please and thank you
Self cleaning you mean??
Flying. Through space and time. Thank you
But still needs hoovering??
Nope. Self cleaning. It’ll need to be
What happens if we’re (romantically) banging on it and one of hits the lever with a foot…?"
There’s no lever beauts. It’s magic. It goes anywhere I want it to |
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"You used to get 3 wishes but cost of living and inflation now you only get 2
So what are your 2 wishes….. ?
I only need one….
A magic carpet
Please and thank you
Self cleaning you mean??
Flying. Through space and time. Thank you
But still needs hoovering??
Nope. Self cleaning. It’ll need to be
What happens if we’re (romantically) banging on it and one of hits the lever with a foot…?
There’s no lever beauts. It’s magic. It goes anywhere I want it to "
In that case my postcode is .... |
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"You used to get 3 wishes but cost of living and inflation now you only get 2
So what are your 2 wishes….. ?
I only need one….
A magic carpet
Please and thank you
Self cleaning you mean??
Flying. Through space and time. Thank you
But still needs hoovering??
Nope. Self cleaning. It’ll need to be
What happens if we’re (romantically) banging on it and one of hits the lever with a foot…?
There’s no lever beauts. It’s magic. It goes anywhere I want it to
In that case my postcode is .... "
I thought you were already on your bike? |
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"You used to get 3 wishes but cost of living and inflation now you only get 2
So what are your 2 wishes….. ?
I only need one….
A magic carpet
Please and thank you
Self cleaning you mean??
Flying. Through space and time. Thank you
But still needs hoovering??
Nope. Self cleaning. It’ll need to be
What happens if we’re (romantically) banging on it and one of hits the lever with a foot…?
There’s no lever beauts. It’s magic. It goes anywhere I want it to
In that case my postcode is ....
I thought you were already on your bike? "
But if its a Magic Carpet you can come pick me up on the way |
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