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"Is bored can anyone help??? 
I have some polishing that needs doing. And some ironing!  "
I'd like to remind you obi that you are meant to be doing my ironing. And could you hurry up as I'm nearly out of clothes and will shortly be forced to wear nothing but underwear x |
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"Is bored can anyone help???
I have some polishing that needs doing. And some ironing!
I'd like to remind you obi that you are meant to be doing my ironing. And could you hurry up as I'm nearly out of clothes and will shortly be forced to wear nothing but underwear x "
If I leave it another month will that leave you naked?  |
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over a year ago
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"Sorry first thing that popped into my head! Now where have I heard that before lol SARDINES 
What are you talking about fish for Dave? Weirdo!! "
Right you've made me drop my ball now . Get over my knee! |
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over a year ago
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"Do onsies need ironing?? 
I own no onesies!
My mankini could do with a press though!  "
You have do them on a low heat or it melts them.... Apparently  |
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"Is bored can anyone help???
I have some polishing that needs doing. And some ironing!
I'd like to remind you obi that you are meant to be doing my ironing. And could you hurry up as I'm nearly out of clothes and will shortly be forced to wear nothing but underwear x
If I leave it another month will that leave you naked? "
Quite possibly. But ill get frost bite if it snows. And unless your into smurfs my blueness will be unappealing. X |
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"Is bored can anyone help???
I have some polishing that needs doing. And some ironing!
I'd like to remind you obi that you are meant to be doing my ironing. And could you hurry up as I'm nearly out of clothes and will shortly be forced to wear nothing but underwear x
If I leave it another month will that leave you naked?
Quite possibly. But ill get frost bite if it snows. And unless your into smurfs my blueness will be unappealing. X "
mmmmmmmmmm! Smurfette!
(See you in march! ) |
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"Is bored can anyone help???
I have some polishing that needs doing. And some ironing!
I'd like to remind you obi that you are meant to be doing my ironing. And could you hurry up as I'm nearly out of clothes and will shortly be forced to wear nothing but underwear x
If I leave it another month will that leave you naked?
Quite possibly. But ill get frost bite if it snows. And unless your into smurfs my blueness will be unappealing. X
mmmmmmmmmm! Smurfette!
(See you in march! ) "
Hahahha!! Perv x |
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over a year ago
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"Kippers????
Epic fail
Stop picking on me!
Bully 
Stop being mean to Lucy Dave!! Your not too far away you know we will come and punish you!!!! X "
Bring a couple more and then it will be a fair fight!  |
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"Is bored can anyone help???
I have some polishing that needs doing. And some ironing!
I'd like to remind you obi that you are meant to be doing my ironing. And could you hurry up as I'm nearly out of clothes and will shortly be forced to wear nothing but underwear x
If I leave it another month will that leave you naked?
Quite possibly. But ill get frost bite if it snows. And unless your into smurfs my blueness will be unappealing. X
mmmmmmmmmm! Smurfette!
(See you in march! )
Hahahha!! Perv x "
Guilty as charged! if you've got the little white dress - i'll sort the wig and hat! |
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"Pick us up on the way? Pweease 
Ok then we can pop in and see Lucy too
Of coarse shes got the booze "
You can come..... But only if you say sorry for picking on me |
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"Pick us up on the way? Pweease
Ok then we can pop in and see Lucy too
Of coarse shes got the booze
You can come..... But only if you say sorry for picking on me "
I'm sorry with sugar in top .... Now pass me the babysham |
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"Pick us up on the way? Pweease
Ok then we can pop in and see Lucy too
How many should I be expecting?
And me please
Only if you play nice? "
You don't like it when I'm nice |
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"We could go and make sand castles on the beach..... Won't that be fun!
I don't like sand in my bits "
We will just sit and watch the others making them then! |
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"We could go and make sand castles on the beach..... Won't that be fun!
I don't like sand in my bits
We will just sit and watch the others making them then! "
Bury dave |
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"Pick us up on the way? Pweease
Ok then we can pop in and see Lucy too
How many should I be expecting?
How every many I can squeeze in "
can u go via me so I can jump on please |
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"Pick us up on the way? Pweease
Ok then we can pop in and see Lucy too
How many should I be expecting?
How every many I can squeeze in
can u go via me so I can jump on please "
Of course |
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"Pick us up on the way? Pweease
Ok then we can pop in and see Lucy too
How many should I be expecting?
How every many I can squeeze in
can u go via me so I can jump on please
Of course "
thank u |
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"Where is the bus heading too?
Yours!!
Best I put some champagne in the cooler and some nibbles out then!!
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Nibbles oh watch ryan's ears prick up fatty mc fat fat |
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"Ryan wont be catching the bus he is sulking and blocked us all and is now hanging out in the "why can't I get a meet" thread ............ "
I'll hop on in his place if you like?
Haven't been to Kent in donkeys years!  |
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"Where is the bus heading too?
If it's anywhere near Birmingham.... Could I join you all.... "
Leaving from near there!
Hmm Dave I never gave you permission to drive my love bus!
M is |
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"Stop arguing over who is getting on this blooming bus.....
Beer is chilling, nibbles are ready, bucket and spades at the ready!!! "
Think I'll get the train. Don't wanna be stuck between Dave's sheep breath and Ryans big Mac flavoured farts |
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"Where is the bus heading too?
If it's anywhere near Birmingham.... Could I join you all....
Leaving from near there!
Hmm Dave I never gave you permission to drive my love bus!
M is "
Thought this seat was uncomfortable... Out you come M ..... Look he's gone all blue ? Give him a slap J too bring him around |
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"Ryan wont be catching the bus he is sulking and blocked us all and is now hanging out in the "why can't I get a meet" thread ............
I'll hop on in his place if you like?
Haven't been to Kent in donkeys years! "
What have donkeys ears got to do with it ? |
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"Ryan wont be catching the bus he is sulking and blocked us all and is now hanging out in the "why can't I get a meet" thread ............
I'll hop on in his place if you like?
Haven't been to Kent in donkeys years!
What have donkeys ears got to do with it ? "
D they not still have donkey rides on the beach?
And the ears are great for steering! |
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"Ryan wont be catching the bus he is sulking and blocked us all and is now hanging out in the "why can't I get a meet" thread ............
I'll hop on in his place if you like?
Haven't been to Kent in donkeys years!
What have donkeys ears got to do with
it ?
D they not still have donkey rides on the beach?
And the ears are great for steering! "
A newly married couple are on their honey moon. They go to the check in desk at the hotel and say they are on their honeymoon to the concierge and
would like a suite, he replies ' bridal?' the man says 'no thanks I'll just grab her ears she'l soon get the hang of it!' |
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"Ryan wont be catching the bus he is sulking and blocked us all and is now hanging out in the "why can't I get a meet" thread ............
I'll hop on in his place if you like?
Haven't been to Kent in donkeys years!
What have donkeys ears got to do with
it ?
D they not still have donkey rides on the beach?
And the ears are great for steering!
A newly married couple are on their honey moon. They go to the check in desk at the hotel and say they are on their honeymoon to the concierge and
would like a suite, he replies ' bridal?' the man says 'no thanks I'll just grab her ears she'l soon get the hang of it!'"
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"We could go and make sand castles on the beach..... Won't that be fun!
I don't like sand in my bits
We will just sit and watch the others making them then! "
Sorry I got raided by family wanting tea! Lol, which beach we going to?? X |
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"Iv just read the thread and your all a bunch of dunny muckers. Lol. Reads like a sketch from gavin & stacey! "
Hey - steady on! 
We're not all Welsh!!!
Just Dave! |
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Oh I do like to be beside the seaside....
Oh I do like to be beside the sea!!!!!
Hottie bottie, don't think we should be expecting the bus anytime soon, they can't agree on who is driving!!!! |
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"Oh I do like to be beside the seaside....
Oh I do like to be beside the sea!!!!!
Hottie bottie, don't think we should be expecting the bus anytime soon, they can't agree on who is driving!!!! "
Hottie bottie?? I like that!!
I won't get my bikini out yet then x |
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"Oh I do like to be beside the seaside....
Oh I do like to be beside the sea!!!!!
Hottie bottie, don't think we should be expecting the bus anytime soon, they can't agree on who is driving!!!!
Hottie bottie?? I like that!!
I won't get my bikini out yet then x
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Just get out of your bikini. |
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"Oh I do like to be beside the seaside....
Oh I do like to be beside the sea!!!!!
Hottie bottie, don't think we should be expecting the bus anytime soon, they can't agree on who is driving!!!!
Hottie bottie?? I like that!!
I won't get my bikini out yet then x
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Better not you might have to wear that next week if obi doesn't pull his finger out lol |
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"Iv just read the thread and your all a bunch of dunny muckers. Lol. Reads like a sketch from gavin & stacey!
Really no need for that.....
Dave is the only gay in the village, no no I meant welsh one"
Well rescued!! |
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"Oh I do like to be beside the seaside....
Oh I do like to be beside the sea!!!!!
Hottie bottie, don't think we should be expecting the bus anytime soon, they can't agree on who is driving!!!!
Hottie bottie?? I like that!!
I won't get my bikini out yet then x
Better not you might have to wear that next week if obi doesn't pull his finger out lol"
He's not coming till march.
He wants me cold, blue and naked x |
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"Oh I do like to be beside the seaside....
Oh I do like to be beside the sea!!!!!
Hottie bottie, don't think we should be expecting the bus anytime soon, they can't agree on who is driving!!!!
Hottie bottie?? I like that!!
I won't get my bikini out yet then x
Better not you might have to wear that next week if obi doesn't pull his finger out lol
He's not coming till march.
He wants me cold, blue and naked x "
We will come over before march and warm you up |
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"Oh I do like to be beside the seaside....
Oh I do like to be beside the sea!!!!!
Hottie bottie, don't think we should be expecting the bus anytime soon, they can't agree on who is driving!!!! "
Yes we did Madam, my love bus so there
M is driving and Dave is the co driver, I am the fluffer on route |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
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"Oh I do like to be beside the seaside....
Oh I do like to be beside the sea!!!!!
Hottie bottie, don't think we should be expecting the bus anytime soon, they can't agree on who is driving!!!!
Hottie bottie?? I like that!!
I won't get my bikini out yet then x
Better not you might have to wear that next week if obi doesn't pull his finger out lol
He's not coming till march.
He wants me cold, blue and naked x
We will come over before march and warm you up "
me too but I have to walk |
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"Oh I do like to be beside the seaside....
Oh I do like to be beside the sea!!!!!
Hottie bottie, don't think we should be expecting the bus anytime soon, they can't agree on who is driving!!!!
Hottie bottie?? I like that!!
I won't get my bikini out yet then x
Better not you might have to wear that next week if obi doesn't pull his finger out lol
He's not coming till march.
He wants me cold, blue and naked x
We will come over before march and warm you up
me too but I have to walk "
We've let you on now, seeing as you've stopped sulking |
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"Oh I do like to be beside the seaside....
Oh I do like to be beside the sea!!!!!
Hottie bottie, don't think we should be expecting the bus anytime soon, they can't agree on who is driving!!!!
Yes we did Madam, my love bus so there
M is driving and Dave is the co driver, I am the fluffer on route "
Just dont get too close to the gear stick....;-) |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"Oh I do like to be beside the seaside....
Oh I do like to be beside the sea!!!!!
Hottie bottie, don't think we should be expecting the bus anytime soon, they can't agree on who is driving!!!!
Hottie bottie?? I like that!!
I won't get my bikini out yet then x
Better not you might have to wear that next week if obi doesn't pull his finger out lol
He's not coming till march.
He wants me cold, blue and naked x
We will come over before march and warm you up
me too but I have to walk
We've let you on now, seeing as you've stopped sulking "
about time. I look a right twat hiking down the motorway in my flag. It keeps riding up in the wind |
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"Oh I do like to be beside the seaside....
Oh I do like to be beside the sea!!!!!
Hottie bottie, don't think we should be expecting the bus anytime soon, they can't agree on who is driving!!!!
Hottie bottie?? I like that!!
I won't get my bikini out yet then x
Better not you might have to wear that next week if obi doesn't pull his finger out lol
He's not coming till march.
He wants me cold, blue and naked x
We will come over before march and warm you up
me too but I have to walk
We've let you on now, seeing as you've stopped sulking
about time. I look a right twat hiking
down the motorway in my flag. It keeps riding up in the wind "
Can you walk in front of the bus like they do with a funeral procession because as slow as M is driving it's as if we are off for a planting!! |
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"Oh I do like to be beside the seaside....
Oh I do like to be beside the sea!!!!!
Hottie bottie, don't think we should be expecting the bus anytime soon, they can't agree on who is driving!!!!
Hottie bottie?? I like that!!
I won't get my bikini out yet then x
Better not you might have to wear that next week if obi doesn't pull his finger out lol
He's not coming till march.
He wants me cold, blue and naked x
We will come over before march and warm you up
me too but I have to walk
We've let you on now, seeing as you've stopped sulking
about time. I look a right twat hiking down the motorway in my flag. It keeps riding up in the wind "
Thought ya had tablets to cure that.... |
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"Oh I do like to be beside the seaside....
Oh I do like to be beside the sea!!!!!
Hottie bottie, don't think we should be expecting the bus anytime soon, they can't agree on who is driving!!!!
Hottie bottie?? I like that!!
I won't get my bikini out yet then x
Better not you might have to wear that next week if obi doesn't pull his finger out lol
He's not coming till march.
He wants me cold, blue and naked x
We will come over before march and warm you up
me too but I have to walk
We've let you on now, seeing as you've stopped sulking
about time. I look a right twat hiking down the motorway in my flag. It keeps riding up in the wind "
Thought ya had tablets to cure that.... |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"Oh I do like to be beside the seaside....
Oh I do like to be beside the sea!!!!!
Hottie bottie, don't think we should be expecting the bus anytime soon, they can't agree on who is driving!!!!
Hottie bottie?? I like that!!
I won't get my bikini out yet then x
Better not you might have to wear that next week if obi doesn't pull his finger out lol
He's not coming till march.
He wants me cold, blue and naked x
We will come over before march and warm you up
me too but I have to walk
We've let you on now, seeing as you've stopped sulking
about time. I look a right twat hiking
down the motorway in my flag. It keeps riding up in the wind
Can you walk in front of the bus like they do with a funeral procession because as slow as M is driving it's as if we are off for a planting!! "
I'm having a vindaloo later. It will be a Japanese flag in the morning |
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"I'm still waiting for this bus...
I had to wait for M to get home, sorry 
On your way now then? Where are we all meeting? X
Your gaff "
Hmmmm.. Don't flutter your eyelids at me young man. Is my gaff far from your gaff?? X |
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over a year ago
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"Where is this bus? Has anyone seen it?
Nope still bloody waiting!
I'm gonna give up and go to bed soon. Room for a little one.. Who's in?? X"
I'm littlest unfortunately amber is calling me |
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"Where is this bus? Has anyone seen it?
Nope still bloody waiting!
I'm gonna give up and go to bed soon. Room for a little one.. Who's in?? X
I'm littlest unfortunately amber is calling me"
Amber nectar ? |
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"Also the driver has been drinking champers so I reckon it'll be tomorrow now "
It's meant to snow tomorrow. Not sure that is appropriate sand castle building material.
Now... What else can we do to pass the time?? |
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"Also the driver has been drinking champers so I reckon it'll be tomorrow now
It's meant to snow tomorrow. Not sure that is appropriate sand castle building material.
Now... What else can we do to pass the time?? "
Oi get back into bed! your letting all the cold air in. |
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"Also the driver has been drinking champers so I reckon it'll be tomorrow now
It's meant to snow tomorrow. Not sure that is appropriate sand castle building material.
Now... What else can we do to pass the time??
Oi get back into bed! your letting all the cold air in. "
S'okay Dave, ill warm you up x x |
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"Also the driver has been drinking champers so I reckon it'll be tomorrow now
It's meant to snow tomorrow. Not sure that is appropriate sand castle building material.
Now... What else can we do to pass the time??
Oi get back into bed! your letting all the cold air in.
S'okay Dave, ill warm you up x x "
Now there's an offer |
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"Also the driver has been drinking champers so I reckon it'll be tomorrow now
It's meant to snow tomorrow. Not sure that is appropriate sand castle building material.
Now... What else can we do to pass the time??
Oi get back into bed! your letting all the cold air in.
S'okay Dave, ill warm you up x x
Now there's an offer "
Ill just switch the electric blanket on..,, |
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"Also the driver has been drinking champers so I reckon it'll be tomorrow now
It's meant to snow tomorrow. Not sure that is appropriate sand castle building material.
Now... What else can we do to pass the time??
Oi get back into bed! your letting all the cold air in.
S'okay Dave, ill warm you up x x
Now there's an offer
Ill just switch the electric blanket on..,, "
Top idea cheers |
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over a year ago
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"Where is this bus? Has anyone seen it?
Nope still bloody waiting!
I'm gonna give up and go to bed soon. Room for a little one.. Who's in?? X
I'm littlest unfortunately amber is calling me
Amber nectar ?"
Yep |
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"Also the driver has been drinking champers so I reckon it'll be tomorrow now
It's meant to snow tomorrow. Not sure that is appropriate sand castle building material.
Now... What else can we do to pass the time??
Oi get back into bed! your letting all the cold air in.
S'okay Dave, ill warm you up x x
Now there's an offer
Ill just switch the electric blanket on..,,
Top idea cheers "
That should keep you toasty till I make the drinks and slip into something more comfortable x |
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"Also the driver has been drinking champers so I reckon it'll be tomorrow now
It's meant to snow tomorrow. Not sure that is appropriate sand castle building material.
Now... What else can we do to pass the time??
Oi get back into bed! your letting all the cold air in.
S'okay Dave, ill warm you up x x
Now there's an offer
Ill just switch the electric blanket on..,,
Top idea cheers
That should keep you toasty till I make the drinks and slip into something more comfortable x "
Go on where's the punchline ? |
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"Also the driver has been drinking champers so I reckon it'll be tomorrow now
It's meant to snow tomorrow. Not sure that is appropriate sand castle building material.
Now... What else can we do to pass the time??
Oi get back into bed! your letting all the cold air in.
S'okay Dave, ill warm you up x x
Now there's an offer
Ill just switch the electric blanket on..,,
Top idea cheers
That should keep you toasty till I make the drinks and slip into something more comfortable x
Go on where's the punchline ? "
Err... To get to the other side. Lol.
No punch line.. What you drinking?? X |
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"Also the driver has been drinking champers so I reckon it'll be tomorrow now
It's meant to snow tomorrow. Not sure that is appropriate sand castle building material.
Now... What else can we do to pass the time??
Oi get back into bed! your letting all the cold air in.
S'okay Dave, ill warm you up x x
Now there's an offer
Ill just switch the electric blanket on..,,
Top idea cheers
That should keep you toasty till I make the drinks and slip into something more comfortable x
Go on where's the punchline ?
Err... To get to the other side. Lol.
No punch line.. What you drinking??
X"
Nothing stone cold sober |
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