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I’m not sure where I stand on these…
A much needed energy boost and welcome addition to the evening that enables you to take a break and chat with people over a few mini scotch eggs and vol-au-vents?
Or a germ fest where you’re likely to be eating a cucumber sandwich on cheap white bread that’s more than likely been handled by someone with dried spunk on their hands?
Where do you stand on this important issue and what have been your most memorable swingers club buffets? |
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"I’m not sure where I stand on these…
A much needed energy boost and welcome addition to the evening that enables you to take a break and chat with people over a few mini scotch eggs and vol-au-vents?
Or a germ fest where you’re likely to be eating a cucumber sandwich on cheap white bread that’s more than likely been handled by someone with dried spunk on their hands?
Where do you stand on this important issue and what have been your most memorable swingers club buffets? "
I've always found it a bit of weird thing....and they usually bring out the food at just the time everyone is starting to actually go for some play...
And well ...yeah ...well you don't where everyones fingers have been  |
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I had no idea they offered these!! The few in which I have been have only had a bar.
Not a fan of cheap buffet food, particularly if there is smeg on the pork pies and squirt on the french fancies |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
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"I’m not sure where I stand on these…
A much needed energy boost and welcome addition to the evening that enables you to take a break and chat with people over a few mini scotch eggs and vol-au-vents?
Or a germ fest where you’re likely to be eating a cucumber sandwich on cheap white bread that’s more than likely been handled by someone with dried spunk on their hands?
Where do you stand on this important issue and what have been your most memorable swingers club buffets? "
Toasties.
Fox used to insist on one after a few hours of exertion at Xtasia.
Otherwise she'd have had insufficient energy to fall asleep on the 2 hour drive home at 3am whilst I was busy shotgunning red bull........... 
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I’d have to argue they’re probably no worse than your average wedding buffet. Uncle Bob didn’t wash his hands after dribbling on them at the urinal, cousin Adams fingers smell of one of the waitresses minges, the crazy dancing toddler scooped a poop from his baby-related bottom-wear and flung it across the room before grabbing a handful of cheese and pineapple sticks, and the head bridesmaid is still picking out dried spunk from her fingernails  |
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Never. Eat. The. Buffet.
I don’t even eat from a buffet at family gatherings unless I know who’s prepared it. Never mind at a club where someone’s potentially been elbow deep in vagina and never washed their hands after   |
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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago
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I recently attended a social at a club and later in the evening they brought in lots of pizzas, chips and dips in for the guests
I sat like the classy chick I am with some hot and spicy chicken pizza with cheese dripping from it in my beautiful purple lingerie ……. Kept off the garlic dip though  |
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"I recently attended a social at a club and later in the evening they brought in lots of pizzas, chips and dips in for the guests
I sat like the classy chick I am with some hot and spicy chicken pizza with cheese dripping from it in my beautiful purple lingerie ……. Kept off the garlic dip though "
So you didn’t have a meat feast that night?!! |
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over a year ago
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"I’m not sure where I stand on these…
A much needed energy boost and welcome addition to the evening that enables you to take a break and chat with people over a few mini scotch eggs and vol-au-vents?
Or a germ fest where you’re likely to be eating a cucumber sandwich on cheap white bread that’s more than likely been handled by someone with dried spunk on their hands?
Where do you stand on this important issue and what have been your most memorable swingers club buffets? "
Don't eat from an already laid out buffet.
If they bring in Pizza or something I might though, just get in there as soon as they open them up.
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"I’d have to argue they’re probably no worse than your average wedding buffet. Uncle Bob didn’t wash his hands after dribbling on them at the urinal, cousin Adams fingers smell of one of the waitresses minges, the crazy dancing toddler scooped a poop from his baby-related bottom-wear and flung it across the room before grabbing a handful of cheese and pineapple sticks, and the head bridesmaid is still picking out dried spunk from her fingernails "
Well that just put me off my chocolate  |
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"I’d have to argue they’re probably no worse than your average wedding buffet. Uncle Bob didn’t wash his hands after dribbling on them at the urinal, cousin Adams fingers smell of one of the waitresses minges, the crazy dancing toddler scooped a poop from his baby-related bottom-wear and flung it across the room before grabbing a handful of cheese and pineapple sticks, and the head bridesmaid is still picking out dried spunk from her fingernails
Well that just put me off my chocolate "
If you unwrapped it yourself you’ll be grand |
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"Never. Eat. The. Buffet.
I don’t even eat from a buffet at family gatherings unless I know who’s prepared it. Never mind at a club where someone’s potentially been elbow deep in vagina and never washed their hands after "
I've never been to a club, but this would be my stance. That and the bloating. No one wants that. |
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"I’m not sure where I stand on these…
A much needed energy boost and welcome addition to the evening that enables you to take a break and chat with people over a few mini scotch eggs and vol-au-vents?
Or a germ fest where you’re likely to be eating a cucumber sandwich on cheap white bread that’s more than likely been handled by someone with dried spunk on their hands?
Where do you stand on this important issue and what have been your most memorable swingers club buffets? "
If you’re happy enough to use the hot tub in a club, why not go for gold and tuck in to the buffet   |
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"Never. Eat. The. Buffet.
I don’t even eat from a buffet at family gatherings unless I know who’s prepared it. Never mind at a club where someone’s potentially been elbow deep in vagina and never washed their hands after "
Do they throw it on the orgy bed at the local ? |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
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"I’d have to argue they’re probably no worse than your average wedding buffet. Uncle Bob didn’t wash his hands after dribbling on them at the urinal, cousin Adams fingers smell of one of the waitresses minges, the crazy dancing toddler scooped a poop from his baby-related bottom-wear and flung it across the room before grabbing a handful of cheese and pineapple sticks, and the head bridesmaid is still picking out dried spunk from her fingernails "
Priceless!
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"Never. Eat. The. Buffet.
I don’t even eat from a buffet at family gatherings unless I know who’s prepared it. Never mind at a club where someone’s potentially been elbow deep in vagina and never washed their hands after
I've never been to a club, but this would be my stance. That and the bloating. No one wants that."
They had one at the last club we went to and I seen a guy lick his fingers and touch the sandwiches. I think it wouldn’t be as bad if they opened it at the beginning but I’m definitely not touching it after I know what people have been doing in those rooms  |
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"I'm going to an Indian Buffet Social in May. Can't wait.....
It's purely a social, nibbles and dips, so there shouldn't be any gentlemen's relish.... "
That sounds amazing, Indian buffets on a Sunday seem to be dying out round where I live. I used to love those. |
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"I'm going to an Indian Buffet Social in May. Can't wait.....
It's purely a social, nibbles and dips, so there shouldn't be any gentlemen's relish.... "
I’ll be under the table pretending to be a sheekh kebab |
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"Never. Eat. The. Buffet.
I don’t even eat from a buffet at family gatherings unless I know who’s prepared it. Never mind at a club where someone’s potentially been elbow deep in vagina and never washed their hands after
I've never been to a club, but this would be my stance. That and the bloating. No one wants that.
They had one at the last club we went to and I seen a guy lick his fingers and touch the sandwiches. I think it wouldn’t be as bad if they opened it at the beginning but I’m definitely not touching it after I know what people have been doing in those rooms "
See, this is why people can't have nice things. In reverse, I'm also not sure how it works to stock up on a buffet and then head off for sexy time with greasy fingers and stinking of mini quiche. The whole thing is fraught with danger! |
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By *aekaeWoman
over a year ago
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"I'm going to an Indian Buffet Social in May. Can't wait.....
It's purely a social, nibbles and dips, so there shouldn't be any gentlemen's relish....
I’ll be under the table pretending to be a sheekh kebab"
I don't eat meat. |
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"Never. Eat. The. Buffet.
I don’t even eat from a buffet at family gatherings unless I know who’s prepared it. Never mind at a club where someone’s potentially been elbow deep in vagina and never washed their hands after
I've never been to a club, but this would be my stance. That and the bloating. No one wants that.
They had one at the last club we went to and I seen a guy lick his fingers and touch the sandwiches. I think it wouldn’t be as bad if they opened it at the beginning but I’m definitely not touching it after I know what people have been doing in those rooms
See, this is why people can't have nice things. In reverse, I'm also not sure how it works to stock up on a buffet and then head off for sexy time with greasy fingers and stinking of mini quiche. The whole thing is fraught with danger! "
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I did go to a club once when I was downstairs when the buffet came out. There was series buffet uses shouting buffets out and filling their plate so high I don't know how they carried it. I'm sure they only went for the buffet |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
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"Never. Eat. The. Buffet.
I don’t even eat from a buffet at family gatherings unless I know who’s prepared it. Never mind at a club where someone’s potentially been elbow deep in vagina and never washed their hands after
I've never been to a club, but this would be my stance. That and the bloating. No one wants that.
They had one at the last club we went to and I seen a guy lick his fingers and touch the sandwiches. I think it wouldn’t be as bad if they opened it at the beginning but I’m definitely not touching it after I know what people have been doing in those rooms
See, this is why people can't have nice things. In reverse, I'm also not sure how it works to stock up on a buffet and then head off for sexy time with greasy fingers and stinking of mini quiche. The whole thing is fraught with danger!
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And heaven help anyone who gets fingerblasted or fisted by someone who's been munching steadily on the hot wings and jalapeno dip....
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"Never. Eat. The. Buffet.
I don’t even eat from a buffet at family gatherings unless I know who’s prepared it. Never mind at a club where someone’s potentially been elbow deep in vagina and never washed their hands after
I've never been to a club, but this would be my stance. That and the bloating. No one wants that.
They had one at the last club we went to and I seen a guy lick his fingers and touch the sandwiches. I think it wouldn’t be as bad if they opened it at the beginning but I’m definitely not touching it after I know what people have been doing in those rooms
See, this is why people can't have nice things. In reverse, I'm also not sure how it works to stock up on a buffet and then head off for sexy time with greasy fingers and stinking of mini quiche. The whole thing is fraught with danger!
And heaven help anyone who gets fingerblasted or fisted by someone who's been munching steadily on the hot wings and jalapeno dip....
A"
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"Never. Eat. The. Buffet.
I don’t even eat from a buffet at family gatherings unless I know who’s prepared it. Never mind at a club where someone’s potentially been elbow deep in vagina and never washed their hands after
I've never been to a club, but this would be my stance. That and the bloating. No one wants that.
They had one at the last club we went to and I seen a guy lick his fingers and touch the sandwiches. I think it wouldn’t be as bad if they opened it at the beginning but I’m definitely not touching it after I know what people have been doing in those rooms
See, this is why people can't have nice things. In reverse, I'm also not sure how it works to stock up on a buffet and then head off for sexy time with greasy fingers and stinking of mini quiche. The whole thing is fraught with danger!
And heaven help anyone who gets fingerblasted or fisted by someone who's been munching steadily on the hot wings and jalapeno dip....
A"
See they’re a health hazard in more ways than one |
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"Never. Eat. The. Buffet.
I don’t even eat from a buffet at family gatherings unless I know who’s prepared it. Never mind at a club where someone’s potentially been elbow deep in vagina and never washed their hands after
I've never been to a club, but this would be my stance. That and the bloating. No one wants that.
They had one at the last club we went to and I seen a guy lick his fingers and touch the sandwiches. I think it wouldn’t be as bad if they opened it at the beginning but I’m definitely not touching it after I know what people have been doing in those rooms
See, this is why people can't have nice things. In reverse, I'm also not sure how it works to stock up on a buffet and then head off for sexy time with greasy fingers and stinking of mini quiche. The whole thing is fraught with danger!
And heaven help anyone who gets fingerblasted or fisted by someone who's been munching steadily on the hot wings and jalapeno dip....
A"
See! Fraught. With. Danger.
Can't say they weren't warned, A!  |
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"I’d have to argue they’re probably no worse than your average wedding buffet. Uncle Bob didn’t wash his hands after dribbling on them at the urinal, cousin Adams fingers smell of one of the waitresses minges, the crazy dancing toddler scooped a poop from his baby-related bottom-wear and flung it across the room before grabbing a handful of cheese and pineapple sticks, and the head bridesmaid is still picking out dried spunk from her fingernails "
Poetry |
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"Never. Eat. The. Buffet.
I don’t even eat from a buffet at family gatherings unless I know who’s prepared it. Never mind at a club where someone’s potentially been elbow deep in vagina and never washed their hands after "
That's all flavour! |
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"I’d have to argue they’re probably no worse than your average wedding buffet. Uncle Bob didn’t wash his hands after dribbling on them at the urinal, cousin Adams fingers smell of one of the waitresses minges, the crazy dancing toddler scooped a poop from his baby-related bottom-wear and flung it across the room before grabbing a handful of cheese and pineapple sticks, and the head bridesmaid is still picking out dried spunk from her fingernails
Poetry "
I’m wasted here |
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"I’d have to argue they’re probably no worse than your average wedding buffet. Uncle Bob didn’t wash his hands after dribbling on them at the urinal, cousin Adams fingers smell of one of the waitresses minges, the crazy dancing toddler scooped a poop from his baby-related bottom-wear and flung it across the room before grabbing a handful of cheese and pineapple sticks, and the head bridesmaid is still picking out dried spunk from her fingernails
Poetry
I’m wasted here "
Are you? Maybe have less cider for breakfast |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
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Last time I went to a club that had a buffet on the bar I kept hearing voices saying "nice arse" even though nobody was near me.
I was really confused until the barmaid told me not to worry.....it was just the complimentary peanuts.
Badum tisch......
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When we've had a buffet at a club, it was socialising first, the buffet next and then the play started. Not sure why any club would start to serve the buffet once everyone is playing.
Again when food has been served once play started it was individual meals prepared to order. |
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"I had no idea they offered these!! The few in which I have been have only had a bar.
Not a fan of cheap buffet food, particularly if there is smeg on the pork pies and squirt on the french fancies "
Exactly the reason why free bar food (seafood, baked potatoes etc) was banned from a lot of pubs on a Sunday lunchtime. |
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"I’m not sure where I stand on these…
A much needed energy boost and welcome addition to the evening that enables you to take a break and chat with people over a few mini scotch eggs and vol-au-vents?
Or a germ fest where you’re likely to be eating a cucumber sandwich on cheap white bread that’s more than likely been handled by someone with dried spunk on their hands?
Where do you stand on this important issue and what have been your most memorable swingers club buffets? "
Wouldn't touch it if I was starving!! |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
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"Can't be worse than my moms buffet after being elbow deep in my dad "
To be fair I grew up when the 2 second rule was about 30 seconds, we didn't think twice about munching on half time oranges held muddy hands on public park football pitches covered in god knows what and never once died of food poisoning at a summer wasp infested bbq where the chicken was left out in the sun for hours....
I'm way more concerned at the contents of club hot tub water than I am of a buffet.
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"Can't be worse than my moms buffet after being elbow deep in my dad
To be fair I grew up when the 2 second rule was about 30 seconds, we didn't think twice about munching on half time oranges held muddy hands on public park football pitches covered in god knows what and never once died of food poisoning at a summer wasp infested bbq where the chicken was left out in the sun for hours....
I'm way more concerned at the contents of club hot tub water than I am of a buffet.
A"
I would be as well, the thought of drinking all that diluted baby batter |
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"I’m not sure where I stand on these…
A much needed energy boost and welcome addition to the evening that enables you to take a break and chat with people over a few mini scotch eggs and vol-au-vents?
Or a germ fest where you’re likely to be eating a cucumber sandwich on cheap white bread that’s more than likely been handled by someone with dried spunk on their hands?
Where do you stand on this important issue and what have been your most memorable swingers club buffets? "
Oh gosh NO!!
The thought of where people's hands have just been. Ewww it's a hard no from me. |
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I'm always starving halfway through the night at clubs & parties, so food is essential.
Given that most people have their hands & mouths all over each others genitals, I think the potential for a finger buffet being the source of something unsanitary is pretty slim. |
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By *bi HaiveMan
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"Can't be worse than my moms buffet after being elbow deep in my dad
To be fair I grew up when the 2 second rule was about 30 seconds, we didn't think twice about munching on half time oranges held muddy hands on public park football pitches covered in god knows what and never once died of food poisoning at a summer wasp infested bbq where the chicken was left out in the sun for hours....
I'm way more concerned at the contents of club hot tub water than I am of a buffet.
A
I would be as well, the thought of drinking all that diluted baby batter "
Plus all the piss.....I mean squirt.
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"This just makes me think of the episode of its always sunny when Frank (Danny devito) takes Dennis to an orgy with a buffet. "
You want to go down by the bridge?
What in god’s name could possibly be by the bridge?!
I don’t know…. It could be cool |
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"Can't be worse than my moms buffet after being elbow deep in my dad
To be fair I grew up when the 2 second rule was about 30 seconds, we didn't think twice about munching on half time oranges held muddy hands on public park football pitches covered in god knows what and never once died of food poisoning at a summer wasp infested bbq where the chicken was left out in the sun for hours....
I'm way more concerned at the contents of club hot tub water than I am of a buffet.
A
I would be as well, the thought of drinking all that diluted baby batter
Plus all the piss.....I mean squirt.
A"
Piss squirt gush, the ever argued what is..... |
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"It's an absolute no for me, not on your nelly. Sex and food for me doesn't mix. Always been the same and I don't know why, can't watch porn and eat either. In the minority I know."
I'm with you there, sex and food nope.
Never needed half way snacks.
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