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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"You need to announce a handbags/shoes sale.
That'll help you get cock.
Xoxo
I hear Primark have a sale."
Well there you go Raven, you can take my stable while I nip to the shops.
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By *edeWoman
over a year ago
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"You need to announce a handbags/shoes sale.
That'll help you get cock.
Xoxo
I hear Primark have a sale."
Mmm Primark are terrible for my size - don't suppose converse or vans has a big sale on just now??  |
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By *edeWoman
over a year ago
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"Its the top 5% of women you need to get rid off...they just get all the men...
Or something like that ...
I get to stay? 
Best news I've had all day. "
Me too - I didn't have the energy to go out of the house tonight  |
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"Its the top 5% of women you need to get rid off...they just get all the men...
Or something like that ...
I get to stay?
Best news I've had all day.
Me too - I didn't have the energy to go out of the house tonight "
You can even just do it from bed  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Its the top 5% of women you need to get rid off...they just get all the men...
Or something like that ...
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I have a list of the top 5% women in the northwest too.  |
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"Its the top 5% of women you need to get rid off...they just get all the men...
Or something like that ...
Sorry. I'll go delete my account now  "
Haha...don't you dare....anyway you'll be missing the forums the second you press delete |
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"Its the top 5% of women you need to get rid off...they just get all the men...
Or something like that ...
I have a list of the top 5% women in the northwest too. "
Your top 5% im sure is different to mine |
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"Its the top 5% of women you need to get rid off...they just get all the men...
Or something like that ...
Sorry. I'll go delete my account now
Haha...don't you dare....anyway you'll be missing the forums the second you press delete "
I'll just go back to neopets  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can you please go do the washing up or something so I can get laid already?!?
If you want to get laid, message someone with 20 cock pictures. That’s what everyone does so it must work  "
So, I need 20 cock photos on my profile? 
*gets camera |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Its the top 5% of women you need to get rid off...they just get all the men...
Or something like that ...
I have a list of the top 5% women in the northwest too.
Your top 5% im sure is different to mine "
Yeah mine is probably way hotter |
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"Its the top 5% of women you need to get rid off...they just get all the men...
Or something like that ...
I have a list of the top 5% women in the northwest too.
Your top 5% im sure is different to mine
Yeah mine is probably way hotter "
I'm sure it is for you ...not for me |
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"I have a list of the top 5% women in the northwest too.
Your top 5% im sure is different to mine
Yeah mine is probably way hotter
And way less interested "
The NHS suggests treating a burn with cool running water for at least 20 minutes.
J |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have a list of the top 5% women in the northwest too.
Your top 5% im sure is different to mine
Yeah mine is probably way hotter
And way less interested "
None are on the thread |
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"I have a list of the top 5% women in the northwest too.
Your top 5% im sure is different to mine
Yeah mine is probably way hotter
And way less interested
None are on the thread "
Thank fuck for that. |
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"I have a list of the top 5% women in the northwest too.
Your top 5% im sure is different to mine
Yeah mine is probably way hotter
And way less interested
None are on the thread "
Oh no. I’m gutted. However will I cope… |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have a list of the top 5% women in the northwest too.
Your top 5% im sure is different to mine
Yeah mine is probably way hotter
And way less interested
The NHS suggests treating a burn with cool running water for at least 20 minutes.
J"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have a list of the top 5% women in the northwest too.
Your top 5% im sure is different to mine
Yeah mine is probably way hotter
And way less interested
None are on the thread
Thank fuck for that. "
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"I have a list of the top 5% women in the northwest too.
Your top 5% im sure is different to mine
Yeah mine is probably way hotter
And way less interested
The NHS suggests treating a burn with cool running water for at least 20 minutes.
J"
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By *edeWoman
over a year ago
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"I have a list of the top 5% women in the northwest too.
Your top 5% im sure is different to mine
Yeah mine is probably way hotter
And way less interested
None are on the thread
Thank fuck for that. "
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"I have a list of the top 5% women in the northwest too.
Your top 5% im sure is different to mine
Yeah mine is probably way hotter
And way less interested
None are on the thread
Thank fuck for that.
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Just expressing relief at not being in the top 5% North West ladies.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Is that the reason why I'm not drowning in cock???
And there was me thinking all the guys had wasted their morning wood being selfish and just weren't interested as they had already stroked that elusive cock I seek.
So.... Can all the women just bugger off now!....please?
Thanks. |
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By *edeWoman
over a year ago
the abyss |
"I have a list of the top 5% women in the northwest too.
Your top 5% im sure is different to mine
Yeah mine is probably way hotter
And way less interested
None are on the thread
Thank fuck for that.
Just expressing relief at not being in the top 5% North West ladies. "
So party for us 95%? Cake and gin? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have a list of the top 5% women in the northwest too.
Your top 5% im sure is different to mine
Yeah mine is probably way hotter
And way less interested
None are on the thread
Thank fuck for that.
Just expressing relief at not being in the top 5% North West ladies. "
Must try harder, school report |
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By *edeWoman
over a year ago
the abyss |
"So party for us 95%? Cake and gin?
Count. Me. In.
And me. I’m in a void around here as I’m in the arse end of nowhere "
Fabulous! I think a hot tub is probably needed too right?  |
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"I have a list of the top 5% women in the northwest too.
Your top 5% im sure is different to mine
Yeah mine is probably way hotter
And way less interested
None are on the thread
Thank fuck for that.
Just expressing relief at not being in the top 5% North West ladies.
So party for us 95%? Cake and gin? "
Gin and cake with added boobs... Can I come |
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"So party for us 95%? Cake and gin?
Count. Me. In.
And me. I’m in a void around here as I’m in the arse end of nowhere
Fabulous! I think a hot tub is probably needed too right? "
Absofuckinglutely |
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"Is that the reason why I'm not drowning in cock???
And there was me thinking all the guys had wasted their morning wood being selfish and just weren't interested as they had already stroked that elusive cock I seek.
So.... Can all the women just bugger off now!....please?
Thanks."
It’s a mystery why the guys can’t find you….. |
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By *edeWoman
over a year ago
the abyss |
"I have a list of the top 5% women in the northwest too.
Your top 5% im sure is different to mine
Yeah mine is probably way hotter
And way less interested
None are on the thread
Thank fuck for that.
Just expressing relief at not being in the top 5% North West ladies.
So party for us 95%? Cake and gin?
Gin and cake with added boobs... Can I come"
Sorry it's a bottom 95% women only party |
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"I have a list of the top 5% women in the northwest too.
Your top 5% im sure is different to mine
Yeah mine is probably way hotter
And way less interested
None are on the thread
Thank fuck for that.
Just expressing relief at not being in the top 5% North West ladies.
So party for us 95%? Cake and gin?
Gin and cake with added boobs... Can I come
Sorry it's a bottom 95% women only party "
But I'm definitely not top 5% if women so by default I'm bottom 95%....
Or I'll just be in your butler... Topping up all your drinks etc? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Join the Irish forum fuck all ladies on it lol
Will there be Guinness???? 
Oh yes it's on tap lol
I'm coming with you!!!!
Yippie 
Be gentle with me... Or don't..."
I'll try |
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"Join the Irish forum fuck all ladies on it lol
Will there be Guinness????
Oh yes it's on tap lol
I'm coming with you!!!!
Yippie
Be gentle with me... Or don't...
I'll try "
Oh lass do what ya want! |
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