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By *eroLondon OP Man over a year ago

Mayfair

... a beating heart

required.

·— Apply Within —·

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

So... Pulse required?

Damn. Picky picky

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

F sometimes has a beating heart, but she found out that if you stop the heart beating it slows the ageing process down

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By *icecouple561Couple over a year ago
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East Sussex

Carry a defibrillator Nero

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By *elinda BeaverCouple over a year ago

Nottinghamshire

Mines barely there.

Good luck though.

I'm sure you will find this wonderful woman you have been searching for.

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By *he_Secret_GardenWoman over a year ago

Naughty Lane

they are in high demand

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By *aulo40Man over a year ago

Renfrew

Knowing what she wants

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman over a year ago

Carlisle usually

Um.

I can hook one of the jarred ones up to a battery I suppose.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mine is in there somewhere, I'm still alive so it must be beating too

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Does a heart with arrhythmia count?

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By *astandtheCurious2Couple over a year ago

letchworth

Debatable, they can never get blood out of me, think it’s turned to stone

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By *elix SightedMan over a year ago

Cloud 8

Does she absolutely have to have a foof??

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By *eroLondon OP Man over a year ago

Mayfair

"So... Pulse required?

Damn. Picky picky"

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We 'love makers' are a fickle bunch!

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By *eroLondon OP Man over a year ago

Mayfair

"F sometimes has a beating heart, but she found out that if you stop the heart beating it slows the ageing process down

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I can offer her the elixir of life (and lust) to mitigate her ageing process.

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By *eroLondon OP Man over a year ago

Mayfair

"Carry a defibrillator Nero

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There's always a posh monogrammed defibrillator in The Churchill Suite in Claridges Hotel.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"F sometimes has a beating heart, but she found out that if you stop the heart beating it slows the ageing process down

This ^^ made me giggle!

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By *icecouple561Couple over a year ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex

"Carry a defibrillator Nero

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There's always a posh monogrammed defibrillator in The Churchill Suite in Claridges Hotel.

Do you know o thought there might be. Is it in a silk lined velvet bag?

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By *eroLondon OP Man over a year ago

Mayfair

"Mines barely there.

Good luck though.

I'm sure you will find this wonderful woman you have been searching for.

•

Is there some hidden inference to your "

" ...?

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple over a year ago

Leeds

That's me out then

Mrs

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By *eroLondon OP Man over a year ago

Mayfair

they are in high demand

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The fine women of the acclaimed forå are always in high demand.

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By *eroLondon OP Man over a year ago

Mayfair

"Knowing what she wants "

•— ? —•

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By *ittlebirdWoman over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"... a beating heart

required.

·— Apply Within —·"

How slowly can it be beating?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Half my hearts been with keanu reeves for 18 years

The other half's with anyone that can whisper sweet nothings in my good ear! Or brings me a super sized iced bum!

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By *estarossa.Woman over a year ago

Flagrante

Does it matter if its blackened?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Half my hearts been with keanu reeves for 18 years

The other half's with anyone that can whisper sweet nothings in my good ear! Or brings me a super sized iced bum!

Bun!!!! Iced bun!

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS over a year ago

Stockport

How about if I have several

that I keep in jars by the bed? It's amazing how long they can keep going on just a couple of AAA cells each!

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By *inger_the_NinjaMan over a year ago

Frome

Apparently you can feel someone's heart beat in their asshole? Anyone want me to check for their pulse?

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By *eroLondon OP Man over a year ago

Mayfair

"Mine is in there somewhere, I'm still alive so it must be beating too

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Is it a clockwork heart with Swiss movement? X

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By *inkylipsWoman over a year ago

Debauchery

I have a heart of stone of that helps

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mines frozen over I'm afraid.

No beating here.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

How many beats per minute?

Resting or not?

What if the beats are out of sync?

What if they skip?

Come on Nero, be specific we need it spelt out on here.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Pick me! Pick me! Within Davina beats the heart of a 25 year old! (Just don't look at the body too carefully)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"F sometimes has a beating heart, but she found out that if you stop the heart beating it slows the ageing process down

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I can offer her the elixir of life (and lust) to mitigate her ageing process."

I offer her mine on a regular basis (she knows)

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By *host63Man over a year ago

Bedfont Feltham

"So... Pulse required?

Damn. Picky picky"

A woman with a beating heart? Dosnt exist

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By *eroLondon OP Man over a year ago

Mayfair

"Does a heart with arrhythmia count? "

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The fact that it beats is important and not the frequency or the irregularities.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It needs to be beating, otherwise it's just dead boring..

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Even with this bare minimum, I dare say you are less choosy than some fabbers

My systole and diastole occur in a rhythmic fashion.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple over a year ago

Manchester-ish

More choosy.

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By *eroLondon OP Man over a year ago

Mayfair

"How many beats per minute?

Resting or not?

What if the beats are out of sync?

What if they skip?

Come on Nero, be specific we need it spelt out on here. "

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Fåir Måiden, you'll have to find out for yourself and •crack my code• !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What if it's made of stone

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By *eroLondon OP Man over a year ago

Mayfair

"What if it's made of stone "

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Then it's known as Ischemic Myocardial Contracture (IMC).

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

Nope. Still don't qualify

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By *eroLondon OP Man over a year ago

Mayfair

"Nope. Still don't qualify

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KC², you qualify in all my threads.

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By *lynJMan over a year ago

Morden

"So... Pulse required?

Damn. Picky picky

A woman with a beating heart? Dosnt exist "

It doesn't have to be her heart. She just has to have one available.

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By *eroLondon OP Man over a year ago

Mayfair

"So... Pulse required?

Damn. Picky picky

A woman with a beating heart? Dosnt exist

It doesn't have to be her heart. She just has to have one available."

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If not a beating heart are you suggesting a quivering quinny?

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"So... Pulse required?

Damn. Picky picky

A woman with a beating heart? Dosnt exist

It doesn't have to be her heart. She just has to have one available."

That's grim

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By *eroLondon OP Man over a year ago

Mayfair

"Even with this bare minimum, I dare say you are more choosy than some fabbers

My systole and diastole occur in a rhythmic fashion.

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'More choosy" infers more 'discerning'.

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