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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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We have seen a few profile pics where the woman has a beer bottle inserted...fine
But some appear to be still full implying the flip cap, or whatever its called, is still intact, can see it would not cause pain when inserting, but we can imgine removal being a bit painful!,, they have bloody sharp edges you know!
Or has the partner flipped off the lid and is trying to get the girl d*unk but he is so pissed himself he has stuck the bottle in the wrong end??? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A radiologist friend of mine once told me some of the most brizzare things people use has sex aids that needed to be surgicaly removed:- bottles, tops of deodorant cans, broom handles etc etc...LOL  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is it true that if inserted empty it can cause a vacuum and get stuck? X
Yea course it can. Then you have to put a shoe horn in to ease out the flaps and let some air in. "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is it true that if inserted empty it can cause a vacuum and get stuck? X
Yea course it can. Then you have to put a shoe horn in to ease out the flaps and let some air in. "
Lmao or a tyre lever for the really stubborn ones  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is it true that if inserted empty it can cause a vacuum and get stuck? X
Yea course it can. Then you have to put a shoe horn in to ease out the flaps and let some air in.
Lmao or a tyre lever for the really stubborn ones "
You could just smash the bottle with a hammer! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is it true that if inserted empty it can cause a vacuum and get stuck? X
Yea course it can. Then you have to put a shoe horn in to ease out the flaps and let some air in.
Lmao or a tyre lever for the really stubborn ones
You could just smash the bottle with a hammer! "
Or a swift kick too the crotch ?? And if that pushes it all the way in job done! 'out of sight - out of mind'  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is it true that if inserted empty it can cause a vacuum and get stuck? X
Yea course it can. Then you have to put a shoe horn in to ease out the flaps and let some air in.
Lmao or a tyre lever for the really stubborn ones
You could just smash the bottle with a hammer!
Or a swift kick too the crotch ?? And if that pushes it all the way in job done! 'out of sight - out of mind' "
i think we ladies are a but more pliable than that  |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
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"Is it true that if inserted empty it can cause a vacuum and get stuck? X
Yea course it can. Then you have to put a shoe horn in to ease out the flaps and let some air in.
Lmao or a tyre lever for the really stubborn ones
You could just smash the bottle with a hammer!
Or a swift kick too the crotch ?? And if that pushes it all the way in job done! 'out of sight - out of mind' "
Haha |
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By *illdeeCouple
over a year ago
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"Is it true that if inserted empty it can cause a vacuum and get stuck? X
Yea course it can. Then you have to put a shoe horn in to ease out the flaps and let some air in.
Lmao or a tyre lever for the really stubborn ones
You could just smash the bottle with a hammer!
Or a swift kick too the crotch ?? And if that pushes it all the way in job done! 'out of sight - out of mind'
Haha "
You lot are terrible!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is it true that if inserted empty it can cause a vacuum and get stuck? X
Yea course it can. Then you have to put a shoe horn in to ease out the flaps and let some air in.
Lmao or a tyre lever for the really stubborn ones "
hahahahahaa!!!!!!!!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Heard an urban myth many years ago of a woman with a champagne bottle inserted. No cork. Tried to remove it and sucked out her ovary.
Prob bullshit but wonder if feasible!?!? |
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