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"A forum user in half an hour if they messaged saying they were free and close that quickly?" no of they can meet that quick then you can always arrange it again there's no rush that it has to be that exact half hour yall have the rest of your lifes to meet unless that half an hour is the rest of your life | |||
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"I'd need a bit longer. An hour should do it" How do you get ready so quick, I need a shower with at least 20 mins with a loofah! Followed by a shave, followed by ironing my clothes followed by some old spice splashed all over me… Some people just must be efficent! | |||
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"Depends who it is... "This | |||
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"Depends who it is... "His question was WHO?
Lots. I could name lots, but they are all in my hotlist so they should already know … | |||
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"Depends who it is... "This | |||
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"For sex? No. For a drink? Yeah " You need half a day to shave is it Nora? | |||
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"For sex? No. For a drink? Yeah " I get this reply to my emails quite a lot…. Is this copy and pasted? | |||
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"For sex? No. For a drink? Yeah I get this reply to my emails quite a lot…. Is this copy and pasted? "Is email your way of communicating?  | |||
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"For sex? No. For a drink? Yeah You need half a day to shave is it Nora? " Hey! I’m always groomed and ready for action I’ll have you know! | |||
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"For sex? No. For a drink? Yeah I get this reply to my emails quite a lot…. Is this copy and pasted? " | |||
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"For sex? No. For a drink? Yeah You need half a day to shave is it Nora? Hey! I’m always groomed and ready for action I’ll have you know!" Sorry I meant I’ll have you now | |||
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"For sex? No. For a drink? Yeah You need half a day to shave is it Nora? Hey! I’m always groomed and ready for action I’ll have you know! Sorry I meant I’ll have you now "But I already have a coffee  | |||
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"For sex? No. For a drink? Yeah You need half a day to shave is it Nora? Hey! I’m always groomed and ready for action I’ll have you know! Sorry I meant I’ll have you now
But I already have a coffee "Always rejecting me PD. It hurts my heart  | |||
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"For sex? No. For a drink? Yeah You need half a day to shave is it Nora? Hey! I’m always groomed and ready for action I’ll have you know! Sorry I meant I’ll have you now
But I already have a coffee
Always rejecting me PD. It hurts my heart "I've only rejected the tieing up | |||
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"For sex? No. For a drink? Yeah You need half a day to shave is it Nora? Hey! I’m always groomed and ready for action I’ll have you know! Sorry I meant I’ll have you now
But I already have a coffee
Always rejecting me PD. It hurts my heart
I've only rejected the tieing up "Haha it’s not essential. | |||
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"A forum user in half an hour if they messaged saying they were free and close that quickly?" If I was free, yeah. Sure. Why not? But me being free on half an hour’s notice is pretty unlikely these days. | |||
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"For sex? No. For a drink? Yeah You need half a day to shave is it Nora? Hey! I’m always groomed and ready for action I’ll have you know! Sorry I meant I’ll have you now
But I already have a coffee
Always rejecting me PD. It hurts my heart
I've only rejected the tieing up
Haha it’s not essential. "Sounds like a trap to me, I'd have to search you | |||
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"For sex? No. For a drink? Yeah You need half a day to shave is it Nora? Hey! I’m always groomed and ready for action I’ll have you know! Sorry I meant I’ll have you now
But I already have a coffee
Always rejecting me PD. It hurts my heart
I've only rejected the tieing up
Haha it’s not essential.
Sounds like a trap to me, I'd have to search you "Ooooooh ok | |||
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"I wouldn't meet a forum user full stop" Well that’s not very friendly goofy | |||
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"I wouldn't meet a forum user full stop Well that’s not very friendly goofy "Oh for a social i would but I keep sex separate from the forums..forum users too picky, just search...desperate that works lol x | |||
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"I wouldn't meet a forum user full stop Well that’s not very friendly goofy
Oh for a social i would but I keep sex separate from the forums..forum users too picky, just search...desperate that works lol x"Ah! I get it now. Yeah for a social. Same | |||
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"Who wants a coffee and a thumble under the table?" I'll think about it. | |||
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"Who wants a coffee and a thumble under the table? I'll think about it. " Ok. | |||
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"Only if there was tea involved. I have standards "Fuck sakes I was checking no one had posted something regarding tea as that was my exact thinking! | |||
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"Only if there was tea involved. I have standards
Fuck sakes I was checking no one had posted something regarding tea as that was my exact thinking! "You snooze, you loose!  | |||
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"Only if there was tea involved. I have standards
Fuck sakes I was checking no one had posted something regarding tea as that was my exact thinking!
You snooze, you loose! "*sulks whilst making a brew* | |||
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"Who wants a coffee and a thumble under the table? I'll think about it. Ok." Bring some cherries, I want to see if you can tie a knot using your tongue | |||
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"Any man on here saying he not be in shower and on way in 5 mins flat is lieing or married . "Takes me 5 minutes to dry myself after | |||
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"Only if there was tea involved. I have standards
Fuck sakes I was checking no one had posted something regarding tea as that was my exact thinking!
You snooze, you loose!
*sulks whilst making a brew*"Make it Yorkshire.. | |||
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"Only if there was tea involved. I have standards
Fuck sakes I was checking no one had posted something regarding tea as that was my exact thinking!
You snooze, you loose!
*sulks whilst making a brew*
Make it Yorkshire.."Obviously. I'm not an animal | |||
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"Who wants a coffee and a thumble under the table? I'll think about it. Ok. Bring some cherries, I want to see if you can tie a knot using your tongue " I can't tie knots with cherry stalks, but my tongue is great at other things.. | |||
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"Only if there was tea involved. I have standards
Fuck sakes I was checking no one had posted something regarding tea as that was my exact thinking!
You snooze, you loose!
*sulks whilst making a brew*
Make it Yorkshire..
Obviously. I'm not an animal"Thank goodness for small mercies  | |||
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"Who wants a coffee and a thumble under the table? I'll think about it. Ok. Bring some cherries, I want to see if you can tie a knot using your tongue I can't tie knots with cherry stalks, but my tongue is great at other things.. "I bet you can lick a plate clean in under 10 seconds | |||
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"Who wants a coffee and a thumble under the table? I'll think about it. Ok. Bring some cherries, I want to see if you can tie a knot using your tongue I can't tie knots with cherry stalks, but my tongue is great at other things..
I bet you can lick a plate clean in under 10 seconds "You know it! | |||
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"Who wants a coffee and a thumble under the table?" Can I just have the coffee? | |||
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"Who wants a coffee and a thumble under the table? Can I just have the coffee?" Yes, my hands are already full now, unless you want me to slip you a toe  | |||
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"Who wants a coffee and a thumble under the table? Can I just have the coffee? Yes, my hands are already full now, unless you want me to slip you a toe "Hell no. No feet. Coffee it is then. Thank you | |||
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"Any man on here saying he not be in shower and on way in 5 mins flat is lieing or married . "Or, y’know, has a job. Or kids. Or a dog. Or any one of a hundred other responsibilities. | |||
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"Any man on here saying he not be in shower and on way in 5 mins flat is lieing or married .
Or, y’know, has a job. Or kids. Or a dog. Or any one of a hundred other responsibilities."No. That cannot possibly be the case. He absolutely must be married, on here without permission and doing the dirty behind his wife's back. Otherwise he would be able to be out the door in 5 minutes. For this is fab and men who do not jump when told to jump are obviously cheating bastards. (There may be an element of sarcasm in this post. A tiny one  ) | |||
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"A forum user in half an hour if they messaged saying they were free and close that quickly?" Only at Christmas | |||
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"A forum user in half an hour if they messaged saying they were free and close that quickly?" • No. That's the issue of living in a high-rise penthouse apartment: it takes more than 30 minutes reaching ground level.  | |||
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"No. That cannot possibly be the case. He absolutely must be married, on here without permission and doing the dirty behind his wife's back. Otherwise he would be able to be out the door in 5 minutes." The funny thing is, you’re describing me to a tee. I’m all of those things. But it’s still more likely to be work that stops me being available at the drop of a hat (or the drop of a pair of knickers). | |||
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"No. That cannot possibly be the case. He absolutely must be married, on here without permission and doing the dirty behind his wife's back. Otherwise he would be able to be out the door in 5 minutes. The funny thing is, you’re describing me to a tee. I’m all of those things. But it’s still more likely to be work that stops me being available at the drop of a hat (or the drop of a pair of knickers). "Woah woah woah woah woah. No. Cannot be work. For all other things must be abandoned for the sniff of a shag. Rude.  | |||
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"Rude. "I know, right? All this ‘being a grown adult’ business. RUDE. | |||
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"For sex? No. For a drink? Yeah I get this reply to my emails quite a lot…. Is this copy and pasted?
Is email your way of communicating? "Im showing my age. | |||
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"Rude.
I know, right? All this ‘being a grown adult’ business. RUDE."Hang on. I just remembered I'm not talking to you. Dammit. | |||
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"For sex? No. For a drink? Yeah I get this reply to my emails quite a lot…. Is this copy and pasted?
Is email your way of communicating?
Im showing my age. "At least you don't sign of with yours sincerely Woody after every message | |||
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"For sex? No. For a drink? Yeah I get this reply to my emails quite a lot…. Is this copy and pasted?
Is email your way of communicating?
Im showing my age.
At least you don't sign of with yours sincerely Woody after every message "Regards. | |||
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"Hang on. I just remembered I'm not talking to you. Dammit." I apologised and everything! | |||
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"Hang on. I just remembered I'm not talking to you. Dammit. I apologised and everything!" New phone, who dis! | |||
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"New phone, who dis! "I’ve got you now. Can’t say that without sending me your number. | |||
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"I have done when I've been at a loose end and they've been looking for a social. I've also been the person saying "I'm in such-a-place for the next hour if you fancy a natter" when I've chatted to someone for a while. I wouldn't want to set an expectation of more than a social though." Have far is the wirral from Oldham? Darn 36 minutes away lol | |||
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"New phone, who dis!
I’ve got you now. Can’t say that without sending me your number. "New phone... don't know the number | |||
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"New phone... don't know the number "Sneaky.  | |||
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"For sex? No. For a drink? Yeah " For Nora, yes! For everyone else, probably yes as well, I’m shameless aren’t I? | |||
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"For sex? No. For a drink? Yeah For Nora, yes! For everyone else, probably yes as well, I’m shameless aren’t I? " And there’s was I, thinking I was special
PS. That pic!!! | |||
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"New phone, who dis!
I’ve got you now. Can’t say that without sending me your number.
New phone... don't know the number "I do | |||
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"For sex? No. For a drink? Yeah For Nora, yes! For everyone else, probably yes as well, I’m shameless aren’t I? And there’s was I, thinking I was special
PS. That pic!!! "Careful it’ll have your eye out | |||
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"Nope, because I doubt I could be arsed too..... "Adds note to not invite for coffee | |||
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"Adds note to not invite for coffee " Boo only drinks Malibu ‘n’ Coke anyway. Nothing else. | |||
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"Adds note to not invite for coffee Boo only drinks Malibu ‘n’ Coke anyway. Nothing else." Nothing else at all? | |||
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"Nothing else at all? " I’ll leave her to answer that, given the dripping innuendo. | |||
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"Nothing else at all? I’ll leave her to answer that, given the dripping innuendo." Nobody would ever use those on here | |||
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"A forum user in half an hour if they messaged saying they were free and close that quickly?" Only if I had already met them before | |||
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"New phone, who dis!
I’ve got you now. Can’t say that without sending me your number.
New phone... don't know the number
I do "You actually do! Don't tell anyone though. Is a secret. | |||
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"There's nobody on the forums worth me getting ready in half an hour for. " Oi! Hello? | |||
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"Adds note to not invite for coffee Boo only ••snorts•• Malibu ‘n’ Coke anyway. Nothing else." · I see. I see. | |||
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"There's nobody on the forums worth me getting ready in half an hour for. Oi! Hello?" Well you'll have to take me as I am, basically rough as fuck. | |||
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"There's nobody on the forums worth me getting ready in half an hour for. " Well don't get ready, I'll take you as is | |||
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"There's nobody on the forums worth me getting ready in half an hour for. " A day? | |||
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"A forum user in half an hour if they messaged saying they were free and close that quickly?" For a social or sex? For a social it depends on the user. For sex? No. C | |||
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"A forum user in half an hour if they messaged saying they were free and close that quickly?" Yes if I could! | |||
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"There's nobody on the forums worth me getting ready in half an hour for. Well don't get ready, I'll take you as is "You're a brave man. | |||
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"There's nobody on the forums worth me getting ready in half an hour for. A day? " About 5-7 business days. | |||
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"There's nobody on the forums worth me getting ready in half an hour for. Well don't get ready, I'll take you as is
You're a brave man. "Bravery can be rewarded
But seriously, it looks like you've gone for the minimal approach on your profile now, I hope you're ok | |||
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"There's nobody on the forums worth me getting ready in half an hour for. Well don't get ready, I'll take you as is
You're a brave man.
Bravery can be rewarded
But seriously, it looks like you've gone for the minimal approach on your profile now, I hope you're ok "I've Feng shui'd my profile. | |||
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"There's nobody on the forums worth me getting ready in half an hour for. " I can provide you with a paper bag | |||
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"There's nobody on the forums worth me getting ready in half an hour for. Well don't get ready, I'll take you as is
You're a brave man.
Bravery can be rewarded
But seriously, it looks like you've gone for the minimal approach on your profile now, I hope you're ok
I've Feng shui'd my profile.
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"There's nobody on the forums worth me getting ready in half an hour for. Well don't get ready, I'll take you as is
You're a brave man.
Bravery can be rewarded
But seriously, it looks like you've gone for the minimal approach on your profile now, I hope you're ok
I've Feng shui'd my profile.
Fair enough, I liked when it was... Un-shui'd...? "That's not even a word. | |||
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"There's nobody on the forums worth me getting ready in half an hour for. I can provide you with a paper bag " You know me so well  | |||
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"There's nobody on the forums worth me getting ready in half an hour for. I can provide you with a paper bag You know me so well "I'll put a few holes in it and draw a big smile and pretty lashes | |||
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"There's nobody on the forums worth me getting ready in half an hour for. Well don't get ready, I'll take you as is
You're a brave man.
Bravery can be rewarded
But seriously, it looks like you've gone for the minimal approach on your profile now, I hope you're ok
I've Feng shui'd my profile.
Fair enough, I liked when it was... Un-shui'd...?
That's not even a word. "I think it is, wanna discuss it in half an hour? | |||
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"A forum user in half an hour if they messaged saying they were free and close that quickly?" Not for sex, but if Steve and his Magic Pickle asked if we wanted to say Hi and we could I'd be off like a shot P | |||
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"There's nobody on the forums worth me getting ready in half an hour for. A day? About 5-7 business days. " If I subscribe to prime, can I make you come quicker? | |||
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"For a social yes, anything else I need more planning" Also. Even for a social I need them to be with 30 mins travel distance | |||
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"Only if I'd been already chatting to them previously. " Liar | |||
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"Nope, because I doubt I could be arsed too.....
Adds note to not invite for coffee "I don't drink coffee, lemon tea/juice or water. Malibu is for special occasions | |||
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"Nothing else at all? I’ll leave her to answer that, given the dripping innuendo." Rosie's being brave again.... | |||
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"Adds note to not invite for coffee Boo only ••snorts•• Malibu ‘n’ Coke anyway. Nothing else. · I see. I see." I have no requirements for that stuff in my life , I'm bad enough naturally | |||
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