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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Just pulled a giant, completely white, nose hair out there.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Out of where

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Out of where

Keep your nose out of my business thank you very much.

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By *ornycougaWoman over a year ago

Wherever I lay my hat

"Out of where

Keep your nose out of my business thank you very much."

Well tbf you did kind of invite us to stick our noses in

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Was it yours?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Don't pick your nose and you'd never of seen it....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Out of where

Keep your nose out of my business thank you very much."

I’ll definitely keep my nose out of wherever you’re sprouting grey hairs from

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Out of where

Keep your nose out of my business thank you very much.

Well tbf you did kind of invite us to stick our noses in

See you women and your hooters protruding everywhere.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Give it 10 years and you'll be spending an inordinate amount of your time on personal grooming you didn't have to do at 35!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

You think that's bad ..

Last year I found a random single grey pubic hair ...

Imagine the Horror

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Was it yours?"

It was attached to me, so I should hope so!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Give it 10 years and you'll be spending an inordinate amount of your time on personal grooming you didn't have to do at 35!"

10?! 5

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Don't pick your nose and you'd never of seen it...."

I was hungry and still have over an hour till lunch.

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Was it yours?

It was attached to me, so I should hope so!"

How long was it? Did you save it so you can show your friends?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You think that's bad ..

Last year I found a random single grey pubic hair ...

Imagine the Horror

You've been old for past 20 years so this is a blatantly lie...

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By *ucka39Man over a year ago

Newcastle

Was it by the roots

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"You think that's bad ..

Last year I found a random single grey pubic hair ...

Imagine the Horror

You've been old for past 20 years so this is a blatantly lie..."

How did I know you'd comment

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By *elix SightedMan over a year ago

Cloud 8

Today I found a single dark hair amongst the grey. When I go to the barbers I’m going to get him to cut round it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You think that's bad ..

Last year I found a random single grey pubic hair ...

Imagine the Horror

Did you return it to its rightful owner?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Was it yours?

It was attached to me, so I should hope so!

How long was it? Did you save it so you can show your friends?"

Just under an inch, so in Fab measurements that's 4 inches.

It's in the little glass case next to the others and yes, I will be showing my mum it later on today.

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"You think that's bad ..

Last year I found a random single grey pubic hair ...

Imagine the Horror

That clearly wasn't yours.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

I wish a single grey nose hair was all I had to worry about! Luxury!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You'll be pulling them out of your ears next OP

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By *ickshawedCouple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"You'll be pulling them out of your ears next OP"

If they're growing out of his nose and into his ears he should join the circus

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"You think that's bad ..

Last year I found a random single grey pubic hair ...

Imagine the Horror

Did you return it to its rightful owner? "

I've framed it and hung it on my wall obvs

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"You think that's bad ..

Last year I found a random single grey pubic hair ...

Imagine the Horror

That clearly wasn't yours."

I'm not sure if you're being nice or sarcastic here

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"You think that's bad ..

Last year I found a random single grey pubic hair ...

Imagine the Horror

That clearly wasn't yours.

I'm not sure if you're being nice or sarcastic here

Yes. Obviously

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"You think that's bad ..

Last year I found a random single grey pubic hair ...

Imagine the Horror

That clearly wasn't yours.

I'm not sure if you're being nice or sarcastic here

Yes. Obviously

Ffs

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By *oofy321Man over a year ago

moon base zero

"You think that's bad ..

Last year I found a random single grey pubic hair ...

Imagine the Horror

Who did you find it on?

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