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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Insert the job title and then tell us why.
For example...
A teacher.
They'll probably mark you afterwards, tell you that have lots of potential and explain the areas you need to improve on if you just apply yourself.
Disclaimer... This is just for fun and not meant to be offensive to any profession.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Insert the job title and then tell us why.
For example...
A teacher.
They'll probably mark you afterwards, tell you that have lots of potential and explain the areas you need to improve on if you just apply yourself.
Disclaimer... This is just for fun and not meant to be offensive to any profession.
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I’m game for constructive feedback op.  |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
A council road planning manager.
They'll just stand around watching whilst 15 guys in high viz drink tea and take it in turns over the next 6 months to fill your hole in badly and have to come back again a couple of months to do it all once more just as badly as the first time while angry local residents hurl abuse at them from passing cars.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A council road planning manager.
They'll just stand around watching whilst 15 guys in high viz drink tea and take it in turns over the next 6 months to fill your hole in badly and have to come back again a couple of months to do it all once more just as badly as the first time while angry local residents hurl abuse at them from passing cars.
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A dentist. He’ll wear a mask and tell you to open wide, before tutting and saying you haven’t been cleaning properly.
When he’s finished he’ll ask you to rinse what he’s left in there and then hand you a bill. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A politician - as they never can deliver on what they promise and and always deny on being there when it happened - well I can think of at least one that fits this  |
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"A health and safety person...there's too much risk they will avoid you "
This is funny. I used to do fire safety, it wasn’t my actual job, just a role I had within another job. A woman once invited me to her place and she had more candles than I’ve ever seen, my first thought was “fuck me what a fire hazard”. We had a bit of a laugh about it and she told me it was ridiculous, totally fine etc. so we’re having sex and a cushion fell of the bed and caught fire, smoke alarm going off, her flat mate came running in, everyone panicking. Didn’t cause a serious fire but certainly made my point. That’s one night I’ll never forget haha. Sorry, back to the point. |
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"Insert the job title and then tell us why.
For example...
A teacher.
They'll probably mark you afterwards, tell you that have lots of potential and explain the areas you need to improve on if you just apply yourself.
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Sounds a bit like the veri system! Though in the School of Fab, everyone is an A* student, clearly! |
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"Insert the job title and then tell us why.
For example...
A teacher.
They'll probably mark you afterwards, tell you that have lots of potential and explain the areas you need to improve on if you just apply yourself.
Disclaimer... This is just for fun and not meant to be offensive to any profession.
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you should never fuck a vampire they'll suck all the blood out right through your japs eye and then radiate lust  |
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By *ashMan
over a year ago
Westhoughton |
Colorectal surgeon
U wait for months to see them.
They r only interested in ur asshole..
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They will send u off to gynaecologist if u want ur pussy to be looked at as well?and u will wait for another few months  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A health and safety officer.
By the time you've completed the risk assessment and put all your PPE on it will be time to go home. "
But we do speak Latin volenti non fit injuri |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A dentist. He’ll wear a mask and tell you to open wide, before tutting and saying you haven’t been cleaning properly.
When he’s finished he’ll ask you to rinse what he’s left in there and then hand you a bill."
But at least he'll fill your cavity |
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By *adyJayneWoman
over a year ago
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"A council road planning manager.
They'll just stand around watching whilst 15 guys in high viz drink tea and take it in turns over the next 6 months to fill your hole in badly and have to come back again a couple of months to do it all once more just as badly as the first time while angry local residents hurl abuse at them from passing cars.
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And you have won the internet for today. |
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