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"Went for a slash innocently noticed the lad to my left stepped back playing with his cock. I thought fuck this so started wanking I cum so quick it was so exhilarating "
What if a little kid walked in with his dad and saw you?
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"I think Fabguys might be a bit more appreciative of this tale OP.
But its hardly original on that site. "
Don't lower FabGuys to this, we're better than that...
Besides, it's not like this story is actually true  |
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"I think Fabguys might be a bit more appreciative of this tale OP.
But its hardly original on that site.
Don't lower FabGuys to this, we're better than that...
Besides, it's not like this story is actually true "
At least on Fabguys they do tell the truth. The lament of the cottages that shut down!
How long before he posts again? Is this the literary version of flashing??? |
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"I think Fabguys might be a bit more appreciative of this tale OP.
But its hardly original on that site.
Don't lower FabGuys to this, we're better than that...
Besides, it's not like this story is actually true "
Yeah we all know it's the lads to the right that are wankers. Those lefties are little angels. |
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"Went for a slash innocently noticed the lad to my left stepped back playing with his cock. I thought fuck this so started wanking I cum so quick it was so exhilarating "
Really op, did this really happen, outside of your imagination |
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"Went for a slash innocently noticed the lad to my left stepped back playing with his cock. I thought fuck this so started wanking I cum so quick it was so exhilarating
Really op, did this really happen, outside of your imagination "
It's been 30mins since he posted. What are the odds he's gone off to the toilet for a wank?
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"What will happen when all toilets become gender neutral?
We’ll be peeing in bushes
Or walking round with a catheter and a bag strapped to our legs."
I’ll stick with the bush  |
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"What will happen when all toilets become gender neutral?
We’ll be peeing in bushes
Or walking round with a catheter and a bag strapped to our legs.
I’ll stick with the bush "
But you run the risk of indecent exposure! It's all a conspiracy by perverts in government to get us ally on a register so they know what we all get up to. Then they'll start taxing it! |
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"What will happen when all toilets become gender neutral?
We’ll be peeing in bushes
Or walking round with a catheter and a bag strapped to our legs.
I’ll stick with the bush
But you run the risk of indecent exposure! It's all a conspiracy by perverts in government to get us ally on a register so they know what we all get up to. Then they'll start waxing it! "
Fixed that for you |
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"What will happen when all toilets become gender neutral?
We’ll be peeing in bushes
Or walking round with a catheter and a bag strapped to our legs.
I’ll stick with the bush
But you run the risk of indecent exposure! It's all a conspiracy by perverts in government to get us ally on a register so they know what we all get up to. Then they'll start taxing it! "
I’ll be jammed so deep in that bush even I won’t know where I am and will need google maps to get me out  |
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"What will happen when all toilets become gender neutral?
We’ll be peeing in bushes
Or walking round with a catheter and a bag strapped to our legs.
I’ll stick with the bush
But you run the risk of indecent exposure! It's all a conspiracy by perverts in government to get us ally on a register so they know what we all get up to. Then they'll start waxing it!
Fixed that for you "
Was it a Freudian slip? |
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"What will happen when all toilets become gender neutral?
We’ll be peeing in bushes
Or walking round with a catheter and a bag strapped to our legs.
I’ll stick with the bush
But you run the risk of indecent exposure! It's all a conspiracy by perverts in government to get us ally on a register so they know what we all get up to. Then they'll start taxing it!
I’ll be jammed so deep in that bush even I won’t know where I am and will need google maps to get me out "
I did that once and squatted in nettles  |
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"What will happen when all toilets become gender neutral?
We’ll be peeing in bushes
Or walking round with a catheter and a bag strapped to our legs.
I’ll stick with the bush
But you run the risk of indecent exposure! It's all a conspiracy by perverts in government to get us ally on a register so they know what we all get up to. Then they'll start taxing it!
I’ll be jammed so deep in that bush even I won’t know where I am and will need google maps to get me out
I did that once and squatted in nettles "
How quickly did you stand up again,?  |
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"What will happen when all toilets become gender neutral?
We’ll be peeing in bushes
Or walking round with a catheter and a bag strapped to our legs.
I’ll stick with the bush
But you run the risk of indecent exposure! It's all a conspiracy by perverts in government to get us ally on a register so they know what we all get up to. Then they'll start taxing it!
I’ll be jammed so deep in that bush even I won’t know where I am and will need google maps to get me out
I did that once and squatted in nettles
How quickly did you stand up again,? "
Extremely quick! |
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"What will happen when all toilets become gender neutral?
We’ll be peeing in bushes
Or walking round with a catheter and a bag strapped to our legs.
I’ll stick with the bush
But you run the risk of indecent exposure! It's all a conspiracy by perverts in government to get us ally on a register so they know what we all get up to. Then they'll start taxing it!
I’ll be jammed so deep in that bush even I won’t know where I am and will need google maps to get me out
I did that once and squatted in nettles "
Bet that nipped a bit  |
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"What will happen when all toilets become gender neutral?
We’ll be peeing in bushes
Or walking round with a catheter and a bag strapped to our legs.
I’ll stick with the bush
But you run the risk of indecent exposure! It's all a conspiracy by perverts in government to get us ally on a register so they know what we all get up to. Then they'll start taxing it!
I’ll be jammed so deep in that bush even I won’t know where I am and will need google maps to get me out
I did that once and squatted in nettles
How quickly did you stand up again,?
Extremely quick! "
Did you rub Dock leaves to the tingling parts ? |
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"What will happen when all toilets become gender neutral?
Hopefully they’ll all be cubicles. I would think that’s the only way anyway. Surely can’t have urinals. "
Errmmm this just happened in a theatre in Hammersmith or something. A cubicle for any gender use but you have to walk past a row on urinals to get to it. |
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"What will happen when all toilets become gender neutral?
We’ll be peeing in bushes
Or walking round with a catheter and a bag strapped to our legs.
I’ll stick with the bush "
It's not that bad, actually (the catheter and bag)..... |
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"What will happen when all toilets become gender neutral?
We’ll be peeing in bushes
Or walking round with a catheter and a bag strapped to our legs.
I’ll stick with the bush
It's not that bad, actually (the catheter and bag)....."
I found a catheter to be extremely painful |
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"What will happen when all toilets become gender neutral?
We’ll be peeing in bushes
Or walking round with a catheter and a bag strapped to our legs.
I’ll stick with the bush
It's not that bad, actually (the catheter and bag).....
I found a catheter to be extremely painful "
Me too. It was horrendous pain! |
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"What will happen when all toilets become gender neutral?
We’ll be peeing in bushes
Or walking round with a catheter and a bag strapped to our legs.
I’ll stick with the bush
It's not that bad, actually (the catheter and bag).....
I found a catheter to be extremely painful
Me too. It was horrendous pain!"
Not to mention when they take it out |
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"What will happen when all toilets become gender neutral?
We’ll be peeing in bushes
Or walking round with a catheter and a bag strapped to our legs.
I’ll stick with the bush
It's not that bad, actually (the catheter and bag).....
I found a catheter to be extremely painful
Me too. It was horrendous pain!
Not to mention when they take it out "
Awful. It was before after or during one of my births, can’t remember when and even through the birth pain I still remember the pain of that! |
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"Went for a slash innocently noticed the lad to my left stepped back playing with his cock. I thought fuck this so started wanking I cum so quick it was so exhilarating "
That's taking the piss if you ask me. Or not, in your case. |
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"What will happen when all toilets become gender neutral?
We’ll be peeing in bushes
Or walking round with a catheter and a bag strapped to our legs.
I’ll stick with the bush
It's not that bad, actually (the catheter and bag).....
I found a catheter to be extremely painful
Me too. It was horrendous pain!
Not to mention when they take it out
Awful. It was before after or during one of my births, can’t remember when and even through the birth pain I still remember the pain of that! "
Mine was after a cervix haemorrhage, along with packing both of which I gave a 0/10 on trip advisor |
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"On today’s episode of things that never happened…."
Unfortunately this kind of thing happens a lot!
Easy to spot, because they’re stood there not pissing and turning their heads too much.
It’s annoying as fuck and I’ve come close to punching someone because of it before. |
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"What will happen when all toilets become gender neutral?
We’ll be peeing in bushes
Or walking round with a catheter and a bag strapped to our legs.
I’ll stick with the bush
But you run the risk of indecent exposure! It's all a conspiracy by perverts in government to get us ally on a register so they know what we all get up to. Then they'll start taxing it!
I’ll be jammed so deep in that bush even I won’t know where I am and will need google maps to get me out
I did that once and squatted in nettles "
Oh, that's what the rash was..... |
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"What will happen when all toilets become gender neutral?
We’ll be peeing in bushes
Or walking round with a catheter and a bag strapped to our legs.
I’ll stick with the bush
But you run the risk of indecent exposure! It's all a conspiracy by perverts in government to get us ally on a register so they know what we all get up to. Then they'll start taxing it!
I’ll be jammed so deep in that bush even I won’t know where I am and will need google maps to get me out
I did that once and squatted in nettles
Oh, that's what the rash was....."
Yep. And the constant itching  |
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"What will happen when all toilets become gender neutral?
We’ll be peeing in bushes
Or walking round with a catheter and a bag strapped to our legs.
I’ll stick with the bush
It's not that bad, actually (the catheter and bag).....
I found a catheter to be extremely painful "
Once it's in, it's fine, no? But maybe I'm too used to them (I have to self cath sometimes ) |
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"Went for a slash innocently noticed the lad to my left stepped back playing with his cock. I thought fuck this so started wanking I cum so quick it was so exhilarating "
Think yourself lucky that you found a public toilet that was open |
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"What will happen when all toilets become gender neutral?
Hopefully they’ll all be cubicles. I would think that’s the only way anyway. Surely can’t have urinals. "
No one seems to like a challenge these days |
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"On today’s episode of things that never happened….
Unfortunately this kind of thing happens a lot!
Easy to spot, because they’re stood there not pissing and turning their heads too much.
It’s annoying as fuck and I’ve come close to punching someone because of it before."
'Happens a lot'?
Cottaging or people posting make-believe stories on fab? Cottaging was a more widespread occurrence but is rarer now. If you get it a lot, perhaps it's how you're looking at their crotches? |
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"This is why I only use Marks and Spencer’s customer toilets. You don’t get that type of thing going on.
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You’d be surprised. I was part of a Xmas anti shoplifting team in an upmarket department store when we were informed of glory hole activities in the gents. We sent a brave soul in and sure enough, he hadn’t been sat down long before an erection appears through the hole in the wall between cubicles. Nothing good happens to an erection when it is given a hearty whack with a police truncheon. Apparently you could hear the screams two floors down….. |
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"Went for a slash innocently noticed the lad to my left stepped back playing with his cock. I thought fuck this so started wanking I cum so quick it was so exhilarating "
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"On today’s episode of things that never happened….
Unfortunately this kind of thing happens a lot!
Easy to spot, because they’re stood there not pissing and turning their heads too much.
It’s annoying as fuck and I’ve come close to punching someone because of it before.
'Happens a lot'?
Cottaging or people posting make-believe stories on fab? Cottaging was a more widespread occurrence but is rarer now. If you get it a lot, perhaps it's how you're looking at their crotches? "
Oh yeah it must be my fault I got flashed at?
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"This is why I only use Marks and Spencer’s customer toilets. You don’t get that type of thing going on.
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This isn’t just a glory hole, this is an M&S glory hole  |
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This does go on more times than you think. Its more common in older men. Ive seen men that seem to be up to no good. There was a toilet in a well to do services area that has a hole drilled in the cubical wall. No i did not drill it before people ask. Lol. |
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"This does go on more times than you think. Its more common in older men. Ive seen men that seem to be up to no good. There was a toilet in a well to do services area that has a hole drilled in the cubical wall. No i did not drill it before people ask. Lol."
Aye but did u stick ur pecker through it? |
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"This does go on more times than you think. Its more common in older men. Ive seen men that seem to be up to no good. There was a toilet in a well to do services area that has a hole drilled in the cubical wall. No i did not drill it before people ask. Lol.
Aye but did u stick ur pecker through it?"
No he didnt, dohhhh !!   |
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"This does go on more times than you think. Its more common in older men. Ive seen men that seem to be up to no good. There was a toilet in a well to do services area that has a hole drilled in the cubical wall. No i did not drill it before people ask. Lol."
whoever drilled it must have made some noise |
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