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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Having just spent 2 hours scrubbing and cleaning our cooker back to looking new, I would perhaps consider sexual favours in return for chores completed.
What chores would you exchange for others gratification ?
I reckon my oven would deserve a long BJ  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Having just spent 2 hours scrubbing and cleaning our cooker back to looking new, I would perhaps consider sexual favours in return for chores completed.
What chores would you exchange for others gratification ?
I reckon my oven would deserve a long BJ "
don't burn your lips & tongue  |
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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago
Outskirts of Notts |
"Having just spent 2 hours scrubbing and cleaning our cooker back to looking new, I would perhaps consider sexual favours in return for chores completed.
What chores would you exchange for others gratification ?
I reckon my oven would deserve a long BJ "
2 hours scrubbing for a bj ? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I know this is tongue in cheek but seriously why would anyone want a return to a culture where it was felt that womens sexual attention was considered a favour that needed buying in some way? "
I'll pop you down for the ironing then. What would you like in return?  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Having just spent 2 hours scrubbing and cleaning our cooker back to looking new, I would perhaps consider sexual favours in return for chores completed.
What chores would you exchange for others gratification ?
I reckon my oven would deserve a long BJ
2 hours scrubbing for a bj ? "
Do you think that's stingy? Lol |
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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago
Outskirts of Notts |
"Having just spent 2 hours scrubbing and cleaning our cooker back to looking new, I would perhaps consider sexual favours in return for chores completed.
What chores would you exchange for others gratification ?
I reckon my oven would deserve a long BJ
2 hours scrubbing for a bj ?
Do you think that's stingy? Lol"
Just a touch , then again I don't know how good your bj's are ?
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"I know this is tongue in cheek but seriously why would anyone want a return to a culture where it was felt that womens sexual attention was considered a favour that needed buying in some way?
I'll pop you down for the ironing then. What would you like in return? "
I hate ironing
Really all I want is good sex in return for good sex, no one I meet has to bribe me in any way but if they wanted to do the ironing afterwards I wouldn't stop them |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Having just spent 2 hours scrubbing and cleaning our cooker back to looking new, I would perhaps consider sexual favours in return for chores completed.
What chores would you exchange for others gratification ?
I reckon my oven would deserve a long BJ "
Love a good scrubber
The way the economy is going, I think that the barter system is in need of making a comeback  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've been trying to get a lightbulb changed in my shower for over 6 months now. Still no bloody offers for that one."
Changing a light bulb?
Whats that worth? A peck on the cheak? |
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By *am123Man
over a year ago
essex chelmsford |
"I've been trying to get a lightbulb changed in my shower for over 6 months now. Still no bloody offers for that one."
done in exchange 4 a bj or id even do it to give u oral that wld b treat 4 me aswell  |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I've been trying to get a lightbulb changed in my shower for over 6 months now. Still no bloody offers for that one.
Changing a light bulb?
Whats that worth? A peck on the cheak? "
I get to have a shower with the light on... you could dry me off. |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I've been trying to get a lightbulb changed in my shower for over 6 months now. Still no bloody offers for that one. done in exchange 4 a bj or id even do it to give u oral that wld b treat 4 me aswell "
I hadn't really thought through the currency rate. Someone needs to work out the LETS values for all the chores. |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"I've been trying to get a lightbulb changed in my shower for over 6 months now. Still no bloody offers for that one."
In sure you're not serious. But if you are I will drive up next week and do it for a cup of tea |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I know this is tongue in cheek but seriously why would anyone want a return to a culture where it was felt that womens sexual attention was considered a favour that needed buying in some way? "
Who said it was women's sexual attention, just presumptions there ,  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I need my car valeted, any offers and suggestions?
Um, should we have a list of jobs and a list of rewards or is it the time taken that should be reciprocated?
Im sure my car could take 4 hours if the guy/s worked slowly!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I need my car valeted, any offers and suggestions?
Um, should we have a list of jobs and a list of rewards or is it the time taken that should be reciprocated?
Im sure my car could take 4 hours if the guy/s worked slowly! "
Liking your thinking lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Just throwing it out there. Garden landscaping & maintenance services available. "
Phwooor lol. I mean okay Tony that would be lovely when can you start? |
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By *igTeeMan
over a year ago
Bradford |
"I need my car valeted, any offers and suggestions?
Um, should we have a list of jobs and a list of rewards or is it the time taken that should be reciprocated?
Im sure my car could take 4 hours if the guy/s worked slowly! "
At your service  ) |
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By *igTeeMan
over a year ago
Bradford |
"I need my car cleaning inside and out before seven tonight... Anyone want to help... Willing to negotiate "
If I was closer I'd offer my services
Drive it over to me ill sort it n then we can work on a payment )) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I need my car cleaning inside and out before seven tonight... Anyone want to help... Willing to negotiate "
If it was for you I would throw in a full service & mot too! Lol. Xxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've so much stuff that needs doing ... I make a great bacon butty and brew
Ooh give us a list
could take about a week to get through it all
That would be an awful lot of favours ! "
Ooh give us a list |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"4 hours of gardening work done. For 3 hours of fun ??
Deal.or no deal? Lol
With a body like yours DEAL !!!!"
You would have to have a lot of work needing doing for the distance. Lol. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"4 hours of gardening work done. For 3 hours of fun ??
Deal.or no deal? Lol
With a body like yours DEAL !!!!
You would have to have a lot of work needing doing for the distance. Lol."
Half an acre should keep you busy. Pack your overnight bags |
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"I know this is tongue in cheek but seriously why would anyone want a return to a culture where it was felt that womens sexual attention was considered a favour that needed buying in some way?
Who said it was women's sexual attention, just presumptions there , "
I don't think the original post could have made it any more clear that it was sexual favours involved if you read it.  |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I know this is tongue in cheek but seriously why would anyone want a return to a culture where it was felt that womens sexual attention was considered a favour that needed buying in some way?
Who said it was women's sexual attention, just presumptions there ,
I don't think the original post could have made it any more clear that it was sexual favours involved if you read it. "
I thought bacon butties and tea counted as sexual favours - have I misunderstood the slang terms again? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I need my car cleaning inside and out before seven tonight... Anyone want to help... Willing to negotiate "
Don't wear yourself out before the big event lol!!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Just throwing it out there. Garden landscaping & maintenance services available.
You can come and cut my grass any time! "
Ahem Oi Mercedes - in the queue |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I need my car cleaning inside and out before seven tonight... Anyone want to help... Willing to negotiate
Don't wear yourself out before the big event lol!!!"
You could have helped me... And I'm thinking I need q clean car incase I decide I fancy meeting a sexy guy tomorrow too |
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"Just throwing it out there. Garden landscaping & maintenance services available.
You can come and cut my grass any time!
Ahem Oi Mercedes - in the queue "
Perhaps we can tempt him to this area for gardening if the incentives are good enough |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just throwing it out there. Garden landscaping & maintenance services available.
You can come and cut my grass any time!
Ahem Oi Mercedes - in the queue
Perhaps we can tempt him to this area for gardening if the incentives are good enough "
Hmmm staring to be very interested now. Worth travelling to make a weekend of it. Lol x |
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"Just throwing it out there. Garden landscaping & maintenance services available.
You can come and cut my grass any time!
Ahem Oi Mercedes - in the queue
Perhaps we can tempt him to this area for gardening if the incentives are good enough
Hmmm staring to be very interested now. Worth travelling to make a weekend of it. Lol x"
0h now where is that grass! |
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"I know this is tongue in cheek but seriously why would anyone want a return to a culture where it was felt that womens sexual attention was considered a favour that needed buying in some way?
Who said it was women's sexual attention, just presumptions there ,
I don't think the original post could have made it any more clear that it was sexual favours involved if you read it.
I thought bacon butties and tea counted as sexual favours - have I misunderstood the slang terms again? "
Trust me if I'm hungry enough a bacon sandwich and a cup of tea is almost orgasmic |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I have been up n down all night fetching mister his beers from the fridge lol that's a chore lol bound to be worth something 
Lucy xox"
Has he lost the use of his own legs?! Tell him your invoice is under his pillow and payment required immediately |
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