All the best ones…

By *enrietteandSam OP Couple over a year ago

Staffordshire

Get taken away

By *ife NinjaMan over a year ago

Dunfermline

Or awaiting discovery

By *ucka39Man over a year ago

Newcastle

And put somewhere else

By *ickshawedCouple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Someone been stealing your bins again Sam?

By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Have the moved the ladies of the night from your doorstep again ?

By *ob Carpe DiemMan over a year ago

Torquay

If it's the panties on the washing line you need to get out and nick them sooner

By *iscean_dreamMan over a year ago

Llanelli

Nobody has taken me

By *enrietteandSam OP Couple over a year ago

Staffordshire

"Someone been stealing your bins again Sam? "

I don’t wear bins.

I’d like to take this opportunity to confess how very sexual I found your bins.

I slept with my hand firmly wrapped around my beautiful penis that night and dreamt of splashing your bins with my penis nectar.

By *ickshawedCouple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Someone been stealing your bins again Sam?

I don’t wear bins.

I’d like to take this opportunity to confess how very sexual I found your bins.

I slept with my hand firmly wrapped around my beautiful penis that night and dreamt of splashing your bins with my penis nectar."

There is nothing sweeter than your penis nectar