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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Billy the underwater banger 
Sounds like a sausage. Is it a Cumberland or more of a chipolata though? "
I’ve not seen it so I’ll guess somewhere in the middle |
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"Chip 
 chip off the old block
See I thought it was chip because of fish and chips
Can we put vinegar on him then?! 
What's with all the abuse being thrown at my penis? "
It's not abuse. It's acetic acid  |
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"Chip
chip off the old block
See I thought it was chip because of fish and chips
Can we put vinegar on him then?!
What's with all the abuse being thrown at my penis?
It's not abuse. It's acetic acid "
That's it, I'm telling my mum you're being mean to me |
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"Chip
chip off the old block
See I thought it was chip because of fish and chips
Can we put vinegar on him then?!
What's with all the abuse being thrown at my penis? well its a meagre offering "
Someone is getting coal for Christmas |
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"Piscean Dreams penis?
All sensibly suggestions considered. But all silly ones that make me giggle will be applauded.
Let's get to it  "
Given the first half of the username- Fishstick? (just say it quickly  ) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Womb raider
Or
The purple headed custard chucker 
I don't know where the purple is coming from "
Sounded better in my head than any other colour just roll with it |
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"Piscean Dreams penis?
All sensibly suggestions considered. But all silly ones that make me giggle will be applauded.
Let's get to it
Given the first half of the username- Fishstick? (just say it quickly )"
Sounds a bit like I have a dirty penis though |
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"Womb raider
Or
The purple headed custard chucker
I don't know where the purple is coming from
Sounded better in my head than any other colour just roll with it "
I'd rather you just rolled onto it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Womb raider
Or
The purple headed custard chucker
I don't know where the purple is coming from
Sounded better in my head than any other colour just roll with it
I'd rather you just rolled onto it "
Fine. if you insist  |
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"Womb raider
Or
The purple headed custard chucker
I don't know where the purple is coming from
Sounded better in my head than any other colour just roll with it
I'd rather you just rolled onto it
Fine. if you insist "
I really do |
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"How about:
Beacon Deacon
Glam Organ
Dream’s Beam
Drew Peacock
Willy Winker
Captain Birdseye
Jones the Pork
Ivor Hardie
I feel like maybe you have invested too much time in my penis "
Haha! Well if something is worth doing…… |
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"How about:
Beacon Deacon
Glam Organ
Dream’s Beam
Drew Peacock
Willy Winker
Captain Birdseye
Jones the Pork
Ivor Hardie
I feel like maybe you have invested too much time in my penis
Haha! Well if something is worth doing……"
Spread the word, all the ladies need to know my penis needs doing
I'm not saying I'm going to do all of them though |
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"Chip
chip off the old block
See I thought it was chip because of fish and chips
Can we put vinegar on him then?!
What's with all the abuse being thrown at my penis? well its a meagre offering
Someone is getting coal for Christmas "
all thats dull is gold |
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"Chip
chip off the old block
See I thought it was chip because of fish and chips
Can we put vinegar on him then?!
What's with all the abuse being thrown at my penis? well its a meagre offering
Someone is getting coal for Christmas all thats dull is gold "
Coal makes diamonds |
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"Slytherin.
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It sounds effeminate.
You think? I always think of Slytherin as masculine. Hufflepuff on the other hand...
Isn't that the sound you make when you're cumming?"
Are you spying on me again? |
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"Chip
chip off the old block
See I thought it was chip because of fish and chips
Can we put vinegar on him then?!
What's with all the abuse being thrown at my penis? well its a meagre offering
Someone is getting coal for Christmas all thats dull is gold
Coal makes diamonds "
diamonds are type of carbon dug up out the ground |
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"Slytherin.
Slight play on this - Slythers In. Although I’m not sure how the totties would feel about that imagery
(Still investing time on your chap)"
Everyone should, well not everyone but most. It's very important you know. |
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"Jizzy rascal
Dickolas cage
Sorry I thought of more
You need not apologise
It’s kept me awake all night thinking about it  "
It's better in person keeping you awake, don't just take my word for it though |
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"Clique-o-matic 2000
It's my Clique-o-matic, just turn it on
Then you can get a Gawk-Gawk 3000
#you'llrememberifyouwerehere
Is that what my ex lovers upgraded to? "
No
It was a wonderful description of deep throating from a year or two ago |
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"Clique-o-matic 2000
It's my Clique-o-matic, just turn it on
Then you can get a Gawk-Gawk 3000
#you'llrememberifyouwerehere
Is that what my ex lovers upgraded to?
No
It was a wonderful description of deep throating from a year or two ago "
Oh I remember now
It's pleasure and worrying at the same time when throat fucking. Will she just gag, will she be sick |
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"Just had a look and judging by the pics. Looks like it’s already called Mike
The mr
Is it magic?
Don’t know. Get him to wave it at you to find out
The mr "
That will be when she attacks me with glitter |
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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago
Wolverhampton |
"Just had a look and judging by the pics. Looks like it’s already called Mike
The mr
Is it magic?
Don’t know. Get him to wave it at you to find out
The mr
That will be when she attacks me with glitter "
Attack is such a strong word. I'll start with the face paint, and gently dab it, then massage it on, for that true unicorn look |
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"Just had a look and judging by the pics. Looks like it’s already called Mike
The mr
Is it magic?
Don’t know. Get him to wave it at you to find out
The mr
That will be when she attacks me with glitter
Attack is such a strong word. I'll start with the face paint, and gently dab it, then massage it on, for that true unicorn look "
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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago
Wolverhampton |
"Just had a look and judging by the pics. Looks like it’s already called Mike
The mr
Is it magic?
Don’t know. Get him to wave it at you to find out
The mr
That will be when she attacks me with glitter
Attack is such a strong word. I'll start with the face paint, and gently dab it, then massage it on, for that true unicorn look
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You're laughing now. Just wait until you see my non-existent artistic ability |
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"Just had a look and judging by the pics. Looks like it’s already called Mike
The mr
Is it magic?
Don’t know. Get him to wave it at you to find out
The mr
That will be when she attacks me with glitter
Attack is such a strong word. I'll start with the face paint, and gently dab it, then massage it on, for that true unicorn look
You're laughing now. Just wait until you see my non-existent artistic ability "
You better practice for about 10 years on your hubby |
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"Just had a look and judging by the pics. Looks like it’s already called Mike
The mr
Is it magic?
Don’t know. Get him to wave it at you to find out
The mr
That will be when she attacks me with glitter
Attack is such a strong word. I'll start with the face paint, and gently dab it, then massage it on, for that true unicorn look
You're laughing now. Just wait until you see my non-existent artistic ability
You better practice for about 10 years on your hubby "
New name idea - Neil Buchanan. Of course due to size it would be a 'Big Art Attack' requiring a wide angle lens
J |
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"Just had a look and judging by the pics. Looks like it’s already called Mike
The mr
Is it magic?
Don’t know. Get him to wave it at you to find out
The mr
That will be when she attacks me with glitter
Attack is such a strong word. I'll start with the face paint, and gently dab it, then massage it on, for that true unicorn look
You're laughing now. Just wait until you see my non-existent artistic ability
You better practice for about 10 years on your hubby
New name idea - Neil Buchanan. Of course due to size it would be a 'Big Art Attack' requiring a wide angle lens
J"
Art attack, what a classic |
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