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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago
Chelmsford |
Reports of over 50 cats shaved by a person or persons unknown in London and Kent which was once dubbed the Garden of England. Police Detectives are labelling the culprit as the Phantom Cat Shaver. Owners asked to keep the cats indoors. What's going on here guys. It's all over the news |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Reports of over 50 cats shaved by a person or persons unknown in London and Kent which was once dubbed the Garden of England. Police Detectives are labelling the culprit as the Phantom Cat Shaver. Owners asked to keep the cats indoors. What's going on here guys. It's all over the news"
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By (user no longer on site)
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Anyone who "owns" a cat will tell you - even trying to clip their claws will result in a large loss of blood. Yours, not theirs. All police need to do is contact the local A&E departments and ask if anyone's been in with serious blood loss from many, many scratches. Case solved. |
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"Reports of over 50 cats shaved by a person or persons unknown in London and Kent which was once dubbed the Garden of England. Police Detectives are labelling the culprit as the Phantom Cat Shaver. Owners asked to keep the cats indoors. What's going on here guys. It's all over the news"
I remember a few years ago there was a story all over the news about a bloke who had been going round farms shagging horses.
Like.....how did they know? Did they go in to the stables one morning to find Red Eum laying back on a haystack, smoking a cigar? |
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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago
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"Anyone who "owns" a cat will tell you - even trying to clip their claws will result in a large loss of blood. Yours, not theirs. All police need to do is contact the local A&E departments and ask if anyone's been in with serious blood loss from many, many scratches. Case solved."
It's the police we are talking about here ... |
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"Anyone who "owns" a cat will tell you - even trying to clip their claws will result in a large loss of blood. Yours, not theirs. All police need to do is contact the local A&E departments and ask if anyone's been in with serious blood loss from many, many scratches. Case solved."
 I would be ripped to shreds if I tried to shave my cat! |
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