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By *aravancouple OP Man
over a year ago
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Suddenly appeared today, what would be the most difficult thing to explain to them about life today? 
I possess a device,in my pocket,that is capable of accessing the entirety of information known to men.
What do you think would be difficult to explain to them. |
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"Suddenly appeared today, what would be the most difficult thing to explain to them about life today?
I possess a device,in my pocket,that is capable of accessing the entirety of information known to men.
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You forgot the bit about...'but I use it to look at pictures of cats and argue with strangers...' |
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By *aravancouple OP Man
over a year ago
A Secret Hideaway In the caravan of love |
"Suddenly appeared today, what would be the most difficult thing to explain to them about life today?
I possess a device,in my pocket,that is capable of accessing the entirety of information known to men.
You forgot the bit about...'but I use it to look at pictures of cats and argue with strangers...'"
But i don't look at pictures of cats  |
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"Suddenly appeared today, what would be the most difficult thing to explain to them about life today?
I possess a device,in my pocket,that is capable of accessing the entirety of information known to men.
What do you think would be difficult to explain to them."
I think they’d be disappointed to hear that little device telling them that each year half the worlds food production gets thrown away yet children are still starving to death….!.  |
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By *aravancouple OP Man
over a year ago
A Secret Hideaway In the caravan of love |
"Suddenly appeared today, what would be the most difficult thing to explain to them about life today?
I possess a device,in my pocket,that is capable of accessing the entirety of information known to men.
What do you think would be difficult to explain to them.
I think they’d be disappointed to hear that little device telling them that each year half the worlds food production gets thrown away yet children are still starving to death….!. "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Suddenly appeared today, what would be the most difficult thing to explain to them about life today?
I possess a device,in my pocket,that is capable of accessing the entirety of information known to men.
What do you think would be difficult to explain to them."
I think they would ask...
Why has the bog been moved indoors?
Smoking is bad for you? Never!
What's that soft stuff in the bog? Where's the newspaper gone?
Why are them two blokes holding hands?
A woman was Prime Minister?...bollocks! And you expect me to believe that gizmo in your pocket has all the information I could need? You can shive it where a monkey shoves his nuts!! 
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"Suddenly appeared today, what would be the most difficult thing to explain to them about life today?
I possess a device,in my pocket,that is capable of accessing the entirety of information known to men.
What do you think would be difficult to explain to them."
That Britain doesn't own India any more...... 
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"Muffless women "
Actually, I have a huge collection of Victorian and early 1900's erotica, and it's surprising how many ladies are trimmed or shaved on them, so it wasn't unknown. More a French fashion then it seems.
Even earlier and with men, after the Crusaders came back to Blighty many of them had shaved bits too. They copied the Arab fashion they saw in the bathhouses.
Here endeth the history lesson |
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I would explain that although men have been to the moon, wars are still fought and millions of people die of starvation and some people have operations to remove excessive fat because they eat too much. I'd also explain that Laurel and Hardy still make people laugh. |
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By *r mrs pCouple
over a year ago
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"Suddenly appeared today, what would be the most difficult thing to explain to them about life today?
I possess a device,in my pocket,that is capable of accessing the entirety of information known to men.
What do you think would be difficult to explain to them."
Jeesus, my cock can only be used for dex and to wee. |
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By *r mrs pCouple
over a year ago
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"Suddenly appeared today, what would be the most difficult thing to explain to them about life today?
I possess a device,in my pocket,that is capable of accessing the entirety of information known to men.
What do you think would be difficult to explain to them.
Jeesus, my cock can only be used for dex and to wee
Sex lol."
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