I really need

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Someone to sit on my face

By *avinaTVTV/TS over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Looks ticklish...

By *rder66Man over a year ago

Tatooine

Have you tried gumtree?

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’d volunteer but you’d probably suffocate

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I’d volunteer but you’d probably suffocate "

I would still let you

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’d volunteer but you’d probably suffocate "

What a way to go! Die smiling thlough! Lol

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Someone to sit on my face

No problems wonko fella,you'll have to excuse me though,I've just this minute passed a taco deluxe sized motion and feel like I've lost 2 stones

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Apparently it's the best beard oil...

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’d volunteer but you’d probably suffocate

I would still let you "

Fair one. I’ll get on the road

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yes please, I need a wee