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Unfortunately no step family members have got stuck, half naked in a washing machine yet.
Or a bed.
As pornhu* would lead me to believe that's a common one though. So nothing too weird. |
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"A gorgeous half naked man coming over and doing my DIY. I'll be out until he's done."
Why does he need to be gorgeous and half naked if you're not going to be there? 
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"A gorgeous half naked man coming over and doing my DIY. I'll be out until he's done.
Why does he need to be gorgeous and half naked if you're not going to be there?
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Who says my fantasies make sense  |
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"A gorgeous half naked man coming over and doing my DIY. I'll be out until he's done.
Why does he need to be gorgeous and half naked if you're not going to be there? "
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Woman's prerogative, my dear chum, woman's prerogative: they want the moon on a stick and give us space dust in return. |
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"A gorgeous half naked man coming over and doing my DIY. I'll be out until he's done.
Why does he need to be gorgeous and half naked if you're not going to be there?
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Woman's prerogative, my dear chum, woman's prerogative: they want the moon on a stick and give us space dust in return. "
It's cold out as well he'll catch his death. |
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"A gorgeous half naked man coming over and doing my DIY. I'll be out until he's done.
Why does he need to be gorgeous and half naked if you're not going to be there?
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Woman's prerogative, my dear chum, woman's prerogative: they want the moon on a stick and give us space dust in return.
It's cold out as well he'll catch his death. "
I live in a flat, never fear. He won't get cold in here  |
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"A gorgeous half naked man coming over and doing my DIY. I'll be out until he's done.
Why does he need to be gorgeous and half naked if you're not going to be there?
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Woman's prerogative, my dear chum, woman's prerogative: they want the moon on a stick and give us space dust in return.
It's cold out as well he'll catch his death.
I live in a flat, never fear. He won't get cold in here "
Ah he'll be fine then. |
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"Still yet to find a woman who likes a 69!
...have you not met a lady yet? "
Most if the women I know like all kinds of ice creams. Something wrong with a woman if she doesn't like a Mr Whippy with a flake and some raspberry sauce! |
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"Still yet to find a woman who likes a 69!
...have you not met a lady yet?
Most if the women I know like all kinds of ice creams. Something wrong with a woman if she doesn't like a Mr Whippy with a flake and some raspberry sauce!"
(What? Oh. That's a 99? Well what the hell is a 69 then?) |
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"Still yet to find a woman who likes a 69!
...have you not met a lady yet?
Most if the women I know like all kinds of ice creams. Something wrong with a woman if she doesn't like a Mr Whippy with a flake and some raspberry sauce!"
I am pretty sure you're thinking of a 99...ice cream men shouldn't be offering 69s |
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"Still yet to find a woman who likes a 69!
...have you not met a lady yet?
Most if the women I know like all kinds of ice creams. Something wrong with a woman if she doesn't like a Mr Whippy with a flake and some raspberry sauce!
(What? Oh. That's a 99? Well what the hell is a 69 then?)"
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69 is like a 99 but with a ? off. |
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"Still yet to find a woman who likes a 69!
...have you not met a lady yet?
Most if the women I know like all kinds of ice creams. Something wrong with a woman if she doesn't like a Mr Whippy with a flake and some raspberry sauce!
I am pretty sure you're thinking of a 99...ice cream men shouldn't be offering 69s "
I love a 99. Lots of bits and juice
A 69… not for me  |
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"Still yet to find a woman who likes a 69!
...have you not met a lady yet?
Most if the women I know like all kinds of ice creams. Something wrong with a woman if she doesn't like a Mr Whippy with a flake and some raspberry sauce!
I am pretty sure you're thinking of a 99...ice cream men shouldn't be offering 69s
I love a 99. Lots of bits and juice
A 69… not for me "
I believe the bit about liking 99s. The second bit sounds like a lie to me
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"Still yet to find a woman who likes a 69!
...have you not met a lady yet?
Most if the women I know like all kinds of ice creams. Something wrong with a woman if she doesn't like a Mr Whippy with a flake and some raspberry sauce!
I am pretty sure you're thinking of a 99...ice cream men shouldn't be offering 69s
I love a 99. Lots of bits and juice
A 69… not for me "
Wait, what bits in a 99? It's meant to be smooth!  |
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"Still yet to find a woman who likes a 69!
...have you not met a lady yet?
Most if the women I know like all kinds of ice creams. Something wrong with a woman if she doesn't like a Mr Whippy with a flake and some raspberry sauce!
I am pretty sure you're thinking of a 99...ice cream men shouldn't be offering 69s
I love a 99. Lots of bits and juice
A 69… not for me
I believe the bit about liking 99s. The second bit sounds like a lie to me
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It really isn’t
I prefer a 68 if I’m honest - you can owe me one |
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Seems the 69 is a bit contentious. I’ve found girls don’t like it because they’re so focused on spunking from being the receiver they feel guilty they can’t carry on with their part of the 69. Might be just in too good at it. :-/ |
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"Seems the 69 is a bit contentious. I’ve found girls don’t like it because they’re so focused on spunking from being the receiver they feel guilty they can’t carry on with their part of the 69. Might be just in too good at it. :-/"
That’s not why I don’t like it. I like to be good at one thing at once. I enjoy giving more than receiving so a 69 does literally nothing for me  |
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"Seems the 69 is a bit contentious. I’ve found girls don’t like it because they’re so focused on spunking from being the receiver they feel guilty they can’t carry on with their part of the 69. Might be just in too good at it. :-/
That’s not why I don’t like it. I like to be good at one thing at once. I enjoy giving more than receiving so a 69 does literally nothing for me "
I’m kind of similar but we get to be on the bottom and get a face full of come so I guess that’s a win. |
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"Seems the 69 is a bit contentious. I’ve found girls don’t like it because they’re so focused on spunking from being the receiver they feel guilty they can’t carry on with their part of the 69. Might be just in too good at it. :-/"
I just find it distracting. I can't concentrate on giving or receiving properly, and so it detracts from both |
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"Seems the 69 is a bit contentious. I’ve found girls don’t like it because they’re so focused on spunking from being the receiver they feel guilty they can’t carry on with their part of the 69. Might be just in too good at it. :-/
I just find it distracting. I can't concentrate on giving or receiving properly, and so it detracts from both"
I’ve experienced this, hence why I said I’ve love to find a girl who loves 69’ing! I’m not whinging, just I particularly like it so like to find someone who also likes it. |
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"Seems the 69 is a bit contentious. I’ve found girls don’t like it because they’re so focused on spunking from being the receiver they feel guilty they can’t carry on with their part of the 69. Might be just in too good at it. :-/
I just find it distracting. I can't concentrate on giving or receiving properly, and so it detracts from both
I’ve experienced this, hence why I said I’ve love to find a girl who loves 69’ing! I’m not whinging, just I particularly like it so like to find someone who also likes it."
For sure. To each their own  |
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"Seems the 69 is a bit contentious. I’ve found girls don’t like it because they’re so focused on spunking from being the receiver they feel guilty they can’t carry on with their part of the 69. Might be just in too good at it. :-/
I just find it distracting. I can't concentrate on giving or receiving properly, and so it detracts from both
I’ve experienced this, hence why I said I’ve love to find a girl who loves 69’ing! I’m not whinging, just I particularly like it so like to find someone who also likes it.
For sure. To each their own "
High five! I mean you don’t have to keep your end of the bargain, I just like being on the bottom with dildo in hand. |
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Massive fantasy where I am in bed sucking my man, all lubed up and ready …. Wearing a g or a jock strap. And unknowingly I feel some other guy/guys touching me and then using me |
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