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My pussy has chlamydia....
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By *londeCaz OP Woman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
poor thing has had to go to the vets yet again with a recurring eye infection (this is the 3rd time)...anyhow the vet has taken swabs and said it's probably chlamydia...I did say I'd better not go round saying "my pussy has chlamydia" but knew I could confide in you lot...
Hands up who thought I was 'fessing up to a bad result from the clap clinic???  |
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"poor thing has had to go to the vets yet again with a recurring eye infection (this is the 3rd time)...anyhow the vet has taken swabs and said it's probably chlamydia...I did say I'd better not go round saying "my pussy has chlamydia" but knew I could confide in you lot...
Hands up who thought I was 'fessing up to a bad result from the clap clinic??? "
Me  And now I have learnt something new. Hope cat gets better soon |
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By *londeCaz OP Woman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
"How did pussy get that?  "
Dunno, been reading about it and it's a bacteria but mostly caught from infected cats but mine doesn't go out much...didn't get it from me cos my last set of test results were clear 
Poor bugger's got 20 days worth of antibiotics - bloody tablets are like horse pills, will be mashing them in the pestle and mortar and giving them to her in some tuna |
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By *londeCaz OP Woman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
"Sorry you didn't catch me out. As a pussy owner myself Im all to familiar with comedy lines like that.
Remember Mrs Slocombes pussy?"
Well, the central heating broke down. I had to light the oven and hold my pussy in front... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Have you got rid of the crabs though?
One is far too posh to have crabs...one has lobsters  "
Did you know crabs can pole vault so don't be tossing matchsticks down the toilet. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"poor thing has had to go to the vets yet again with a recurring eye infection (this is the 3rd time)...anyhow the vet has taken swabs and said it's probably chlamydia...I did say I'd better not go round saying "my pussy has chlamydia" but knew I could confide in you lot...
Hands up who thought I was 'fessing up to a bad result from the clap clinic??? "
half did but then thought nahhh |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"poor thing has had to go to the vets yet again with a recurring eye infection (this is the 3rd time)...anyhow the vet has taken swabs and said it's probably chlamydia...I did say I'd better not go round saying "my pussy has chlamydia" but knew I could confide in you lot...
Hands up who thought I was 'fessing up to a bad result from the clap clinic??? "
Not me, as I know you are good girl |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"How did pussy get that?
Dunno, been reading about it and it's a bacteria but mostly caught from infected cats but mine doesn't go out much..."
suggests to me there's plenty of room for swinging cats at your place then!!
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"poor thing has had to go to the vets yet again with a recurring eye infection (this is the 3rd time)...anyhow the vet has taken swabs and said it's probably chlamydia...I did say I'd better not go round saying "my pussy has chlamydia" but knew I could confide in you lot...
Hands up who thought I was 'fessing up to a bad result from the clap clinic??? "
I thought u were lol also thought how good u were bein so honest. We learn something new every day lol |
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By *londeCaz OP Woman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
"poor thing has had to go to the vets yet again with a recurring eye infection (this is the 3rd time)...anyhow the vet has taken swabs and said it's probably chlamydia...I did say I'd better not go round saying "my pussy has chlamydia" but knew I could confide in you lot...
Hands up who thought I was 'fessing up to a bad result from the clap clinic??? I thought u were lol also thought how good u were bein so honest. We learn something new every day lol"
Aw thanks for that Loulou...the chlamydia can't get a look in cos the syphilis, ringworm, scabies and herpes ganged up on it and sent it on it's way |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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"poor thing has had to go to the vets yet again with a recurring eye infection (this is the 3rd time)...anyhow the vet has taken swabs and said it's probably chlamydia...I did say I'd better not go round saying "my pussy has chlamydia" but knew I could confide in you lot...
Hands up who thought I was 'fessing up to a bad result from the clap clinic??? I thought u were lol also thought how good u were bein so honest. We learn something new every day lol
Aw thanks for that Loulou...the chlamydia can't get a look in cos the syphilis, ringworm, scabies and herpes ganged up on it and sent it on it's way"
No gonorrhea? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It's not just cats who can get chlamydia in the eyes humans can too several guys in my work had it last year dropping like flies they were told one of them who happens to be on here he Musta caught it from a girl he had been with that yes it was from down below and he must have caught it going down lol such a sucker but was shocked when he revealed after that he went to the clinic to get checked out and it made him ill with worry as it was first time he had ever been before !!!!! The guy has been playing for years unprotected !!!! |
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"poor thing has had to go to the vets yet again with a recurring eye infection (this is the 3rd time)...anyhow the vet has taken swabs and said it's probably chlamydia...I did say I'd better not go round saying "my pussy has chlamydia" but knew I could confide in you lot...
Hands up who thought I was 'fessing up to a bad result from the clap clinic??? I thought u were lol also thought how good u were bein so honest. We learn something new every day lol
Aw thanks for that Loulou...the chlamydia can't get a look in cos the syphilis, ringworm, scabies and herpes ganged up on it and sent it on it's way"
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By *londeCaz OP Woman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
"poor thing has had to go to the vets yet again with a recurring eye infection (this is the 3rd time)...anyhow the vet has taken swabs and said it's probably chlamydia...I did say I'd better not go round saying "my pussy has chlamydia" but knew I could confide in you lot...
Hands up who thought I was 'fessing up to a bad result from the clap clinic??? I thought u were lol also thought how good u were bein so honest. We learn something new every day lol
Aw thanks for that Loulou...the chlamydia can't get a look in cos the syphilis, ringworm, scabies and herpes ganged up on it and sent it on it's way
No gonorrhea?"
I'm doing my best to get that then I can say I've got the set |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"poor thing has had to go to the vets yet again with a recurring eye infection (this is the 3rd time)...anyhow the vet has taken swabs and said it's probably chlamydia...I did say I'd better not go round saying "my pussy has chlamydia" but knew I could confide in you lot...
Hands up who thought I was 'fessing up to a bad result from the clap clinic??? I thought u were lol also thought how good u were bein so honest. We learn something new every day lol
Aw thanks for that Loulou...the chlamydia can't get a look in cos the syphilis, ringworm, scabies and herpes ganged up on it and sent it on it's way
No gonorrhea?
I'm doing my best to get that then I can say I've got the set "
Don't forget Jock Itch. |
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By *londeCaz OP Woman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
"poor thing has had to go to the vets yet again with a recurring eye infection (this is the 3rd time)...anyhow the vet has taken swabs and said it's probably chlamydia...I did say I'd better not go round saying "my pussy has chlamydia" but knew I could confide in you lot...
Hands up who thought I was 'fessing up to a bad result from the clap clinic??? I thought u were lol also thought how good u were bein so honest. We learn something new every day lol
Aw thanks for that Loulou...the chlamydia can't get a look in cos the syphilis, ringworm, scabies and herpes ganged up on it and sent it on it's way
No gonorrhea?
I'm doing my best to get that then I can say I've got the set
Don't forget Jock Itch."
Ooh Lickety...I just had to Google that! Another one for my collection
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"poor thing has had to go to the vets yet again with a recurring eye infection (this is the 3rd time)...anyhow the vet has taken swabs and said it's probably chlamydia...I did say I'd better not go round saying "my pussy has chlamydia" but knew I could confide in you lot...
Hands up who thought I was 'fessing up to a bad result from the clap clinic??? I thought u were lol also thought how good u were bein so honest. We learn something new every day lol
Aw thanks for that Loulou...the chlamydia can't get a look in cos the syphilis, ringworm, scabies and herpes ganged up on it and sent it on it's way
No gonorrhea?
I'm doing my best to get that then I can say I've got the set
Don't forget Jock Itch.
Ooh Lickety...I just had to Google that! Another one for my collection
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"poor thing has had to go to the vets yet again with a recurring eye infection (this is the 3rd time)...anyhow the vet has taken swabs and said it's probably chlamydia...I did say I'd better not go round saying "my pussy has chlamydia" but knew I could confide in you lot...
Hands up who thought I was 'fessing up to a bad result from the clap clinic??? I thought u were lol also thought how good u were bein so honest. We learn something new every day lol
Aw thanks for that Loulou...the chlamydia can't get a look in cos the syphilis, ringworm, scabies and herpes ganged up on it and sent it on it's way"
Mind you don't pass the ringworm on to your pussy - it's very infectious. |
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