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over a year ago
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... in the bath.
Key is under the mat, porch light on. What can I expect waiting for me in my bedroom when I have finished bathing?
I have heard fabbers can be generous and imaginative.
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(I hope its Wonko) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Cock drawing sounds fun.
Is tour key under the mat too?
If there's a kangaroo in uour bedroom, we know who to blame
My key is in its hole  "
Lucky key |
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"... in the bath.
Key is under the mat, porch light on. What can I expect waiting for me in my bedroom when I have finished bathing?
I have heard fabbers can be generous and imaginative.
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(I hope its Wonko)"
burglars  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"... in the bath.
Key is under the mat, porch light on. What can I expect waiting for me in my bedroom when I have finished bathing?
I have heard fabbers can be generous and imaginative.
.
.
(I hope its Wonko)burglars "
Eek |
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"... in the bath.
Key is under the mat, porch light on. What can I expect waiting for me in my bedroom when I have finished bathing?
I have heard fabbers can be generous and imaginative.
.
.
(I hope its Wonko)burglars
Eek"
lol do you keep a gun under the mattress  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"... in the bath.
Key is under the mat, porch light on. What can I expect waiting for me in my bedroom when I have finished bathing?
I have heard fabbers can be generous and imaginative.
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.
(I hope its Wonko)burglars
Eeklol do you keep a gun under the mattress "
Either that or I am pleased to see you  |
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"... in the bath.
Key is under the mat, porch light on. What can I expect waiting for me in my bedroom when I have finished bathing?
I have heard fabbers can be generous and imaginative.
.
.
(I hope its Wonko)burglars
Eeklol do you keep a gun under the mattress
Either that or I am pleased to see you "
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over a year ago
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"I’ve just been in and relieved you of your cheese
That was partly the point of the bath!
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Cleanliness is next to ... something... is it Fabulousness? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’ve just been in and relieved you of your cheese
That was partly the point of the bath!
Cleanliness is next to ... something... is it Fabulousness?nope gobliness "
Oooh.
See you in there! |
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"I’ve just been in and relieved you of your cheese
That was partly the point of the bath!
Cleanliness is next to ... something... is it Fabulousness?nope gobliness
Oooh.
See you in there!"
In where? |
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"I’ve just been in and relieved you of your cheese
That was partly the point of the bath!
Cleanliness is next to ... something... is it Fabulousness?nope gobliness
Oooh.
See you in there!In where? "
The bedroom.
Once I have cleared away some of these shoes.i w nt you to show me what this gobliness is all about! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I just checked.
Just a marsupial bouncing around. No googly eyed stud muffins (yet). Back to the bath I guess
You have a bath half time?! Do you change ends? "
It might go into extra time if I aint got me hot momma or a stud muffin in there |
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"I’ve just been in and relieved you of your cheese
That was partly the point of the bath!
Cleanliness is next to ... something... is it Fabulousness?nope gobliness
Oooh.
See you in there!In where?
The bedroom.
Once I have cleared away some of these shoes.i w nt you to show me what this gobliness is all about! "
lol hey youre very trusting aren't you letting strangers come into your home while you're in the bath? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’ve just been in and relieved you of your cheese
That was partly the point of the bath!
Cleanliness is next to ... something... is it Fabulousness?nope gobliness
Oooh.
See you in there!In where?
The bedroom.
Once I have cleared away some of these shoes.i w nt you to show me what this gobliness is all about! lol hey youre very trusting aren't you letting strangers come into your home while you're in the bath? "
There are no strangers on fab.
Just meets I haven't had yet |
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"I’ve just been in and relieved you of your cheese
That was partly the point of the bath!
Cleanliness is next to ... something... is it Fabulousness?nope gobliness
Oooh.
See you in there!In where?
The bedroom.
Once I have cleared away some of these shoes.i w nt you to show me what this gobliness is all about! lol hey youre very trusting aren't you letting strangers come into your home while you're in the bath?
There are no strangers on fab.
Just meets I haven't had yet"
lol they're strange until they're not |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’ve just been in and relieved you of your cheese
That was partly the point of the bath!
Cleanliness is next to ... something... is it Fabulousness?nope gobliness
Oooh.
See you in there!In where?
The bedroom.
Once I have cleared away some of these shoes.i w nt you to show me what this gobliness is all about! lol hey youre very trusting aren't you letting strangers come into your home while you're in the bath?
There are no strangers on fab.
Just meets I haven't had yetlol they're strange until they're not "
Sweetie, when you are a 50 year old bloke who gets off on dressing as mutton dressed as lamb, nothing is strange. |
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"I’ve left a steaming….. towel on the bed for you
Very kind.
I’m taking that towel back.
One word.
Mushrooms 
Fine.
Can I have my cheese back?"
I’ll let you know when it reappears |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I’ve left a steaming….. towel on the bed for you
Very kind.
I’m taking that towel back.
One word.
Mushrooms
Fine.
Can I have my cheese back?
I’ll let you know when it reappears "
One word,:
Oh dear. |
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"I’ve just been in and relieved you of your cheese
That was partly the point of the bath!
Cleanliness is next to ... something... is it Fabulousness?nope gobliness
Oooh.
See you in there!In where?
The bedroom.
Once I have cleared away some of these shoes.i w nt you to show me what this gobliness is all about! lol hey youre very trusting aren't you letting strangers come into your home while you're in the bath?
There are no strangers on fab.
Just meets I haven't had yetlol they're strange until they're not
Sweetie, when you are a 50 year old bloke who gets off on dressing as mutton dressed as lamb, nothing is strange."
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I’ve just been in and relieved you of your cheese
That was partly the point of the bath!
Cleanliness is next to ... something... is it Fabulousness?nope gobliness
Oooh.
See you in there!In where?
The bedroom.
Once I have cleared away some of these shoes.i w nt you to show me what this gobliness is all about! lol hey youre very trusting aren't you letting strangers come into your home while you're in the bath?
There are no strangers on fab.
Just meets I haven't had yetlol they're strange until they're not
Sweetie, when you are a 50 year old bloke who gets off on dressing as mutton dressed as lamb, nothing is strange.
"
If you keep posing smileys, it will only encourage me you know .... stud |
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"I’ve just been in and relieved you of your cheese
That was partly the point of the bath!
Cleanliness is next to ... something... is it Fabulousness?nope gobliness
Oooh.
See you in there!In where?
The bedroom.
Once I have cleared away some of these shoes.i w nt you to show me what this gobliness is all about! lol hey youre very trusting aren't you letting strangers come into your home while you're in the bath?
There are no strangers on fab.
Just meets I haven't had yetlol they're strange until they're not
Sweetie, when you are a 50 year old bloke who gets off on dressing as mutton dressed as lamb, nothing is strange."
lol true |
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Are there some kangaroo sized ones? You know how touchy they can be!