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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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So I just take a massive load in the face
No it’s not what you think, stupidly I put a vitamin c tablet in my water bottle, left it, flipped open the spout to take a sip and the pressure squirted the sticky liquid out of the spout and all over my face, doh !
What stupid things have you done today  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"So I just take a massive load in the face
No it’s not what you think, stupidly I put a vitamin c tablet in my water bottle, left it, flipped open the spout to take a sip and the pressure squirted the sticky liquid out of the spout and all over my face, doh !
What stupid things have you done today "
Oh I thought you had been in my daydream then!!
As for stupid things I forgot to boil the kettle before filling my travel cup, only realised on the drive to work, cold coffee isn't what you need at silly o clock |
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By *pank the MonkeyCouple
over a year ago
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"So I just take a massive load in the face
No it’s not what you think, stupidly I put a vitamin c tablet in my water bottle, left it, flipped open the spout to take a sip and the pressure squirted the sticky liquid out of the spout and all over my face, doh !
What stupid things have you done today "
Excuse me laughing but I can't help it  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I just ate an entire cheesecake.
In one sitting.
Suppose that means an extra hour of sex tonight to burn off the calories....... 
A"
That’s sounds awesome, no mistake seen here, everyday could be a cheesecake day hehe |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I just ate an entire cheesecake.
In one sitting.
Suppose that means an extra hour of sex tonight to burn off the calories.......
A"
I salute you sir. Good work |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Oh I thought you had been in my daydream then!!
As for stupid things I forgot to boil the kettle before filling my travel cup, only realised on the drive to work, cold coffee isn't what you need at silly o clock"
Sorry, but if it helps it instantly made me think of that when it happened. It stung like the dickens and I screwed my eye up tight until I could wash it off. Both Vitamin c and sperm in the eye feel the same, who knew  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"So I just take a massive load in the face
No it’s not what you think, stupidly I put a vitamin c tablet in my water bottle, left it, flipped open the spout to take a sip and the pressure squirted the sticky liquid out of the spout and all over my face, doh !
What stupid things have you done today
Excuse me laughing but I can't help it "
It was one of those “I should of known that would happen” moments. Felt so silly lol |
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"I tried to leave the house earlier with an angry toddler to go shopping. What a silly, silly mistake that was  "
Yikes you win
Hope you both survived |
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I changed my bedding yesterday and, as I was shaking out the duvet, I knocked over the full reed diffuser on my bedside table. Now that, the duvet and my carpet stink of concentrated rhubarb and elderflower!!! |
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"I changed my bedding yesterday and, as I was shaking out the duvet, I knocked over the full reed diffuser on my bedside table. Now that, the duvet and my carpet stink of concentrated rhubarb and elderflower!!! "
I threw a pillow off the bed and the Reed diffuser liquid hit the door and stripped all the paint off, so make sure you wash it down with soapy water.  |
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