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By *issHottieBottie OP   Woman  over a year ago

Kent

Things that have pissed me off already today...

My boiler dripping water.

My kitchen sink getting blocked.

People who are incapable of just telling you something instead of ignoring you completely!!!

People who can't take no for an answer..

The fact that its freezing.

My headache.

And it's only 12.19..

Anyone else???

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I think that's all bases covered!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Things that have pissed me off already today...

My boiler dripping water.

My kitchen sink getting blocked.

People who are incapable of just telling you something instead of ignoring you completely!!!

People who can't take no for an answer..

The fact that its freezing.

My headache.

And it's only 12.19..

Anyone else??? "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My washing machine is busted

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By *xodussxMan  over a year ago

sheffield


"Things that have pissed me off already today...

My boiler dripping water.

My kitchen sink getting blocked.

People who are incapable of just telling you something instead of ignoring you completely!!!

People who can't take no for an answer..

The fact that its freezing.

My headache.

And it's only 12.19..

Anyone else??? "

..Coffee? Tea? sugar ? milk?

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By *issHottieBottie OP   Woman  over a year ago

Kent

Either.. Milk and 2 please x

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By *unky monkeyMan  over a year ago

in the night garden

I'm a bit annoyed at a seagull at the moment.

He is undermining me by sitting on the roof of my car making a barking sound.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm a bit annoyed at a seagull at the moment.

He is undermining me by sitting on the roof of my car making a barking sound. "

Give him some bread n baking soda

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By *issHottieBottie OP   Woman  over a year ago

Kent


"My washing machine is busted "

Mines making a funny noise the past couple of weeks!! That'll be the next thing I think. Hope yours is fixable xx

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By *ikeC81Man  over a year ago

harrow

Has the dragins of a cough and vomiting bug which means mi can't hold any food down longer than a few hrs grrrrrrrrr

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm a bit annoyed at a seagull at the moment.

He is undermining me by sitting on the roof of my car making a barking sound. "

That's one talented seagul !

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By *issHottieBottie OP   Woman  over a year ago

Kent


"I'm a bit annoyed at a seagull at the moment.

He is undermining me by sitting on the roof of my car making a barking sound. "

Air rifle?? X

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By *unky monkeyMan  over a year ago

in the night garden


"I'm a bit annoyed at a seagull at the moment.

He is undermining me by sitting on the roof of my car making a barking sound.

Give him some bread n baking soda "

Holy exploding seagulls!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm a bit annoyed at a seagull at the moment.

He is undermining me by sitting on the roof of my car making a barking sound.

Give him some bread n baking soda "

A woman after my own heart will you marry me ???

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple  over a year ago

in Lancashire


"Things that have pissed me off already today...

My boiler dripping water.

My kitchen sink getting blocked.

People who are incapable of just telling you something instead of ignoring you completely!!!

People who can't take no for an answer..

The fact that its freezing.

My headache.

And it's only 12.19..

Anyone else??? "

on the plus side you do have a stunning arse..

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By *unky monkeyMan  over a year ago

in the night garden


"I'm a bit annoyed at a seagull at the moment.

He is undermining me by sitting on the roof of my car making a barking sound.

Air rifle?? X"

I am giving it a stern look from my office window at the moment. Hopefully that will be enough, I can look very stern.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Don't like my job and work mate's anymore x

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple  over a year ago

in Lancashire


"I'm a bit annoyed at a seagull at the moment.

He is undermining me by sitting on the roof of my car making a barking sound. "

get it on youtube..

could go viral..

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Windscreen wipers don't work on my car. Tried to fix the problem myself, but to no avail. Now have to pay someone to fix it...aarrrh...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm a bit annoyed at a seagull at the moment.

He is undermining me by sitting on the roof of my car making a barking sound.

Give him some bread n baking soda

A woman after my own heart will you marry me ??? "

If you help me kill seagulls then sure

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By *Ryan-Man  over a year ago

In Your Bush

I am sat here squeezing my face up tightly. Stamping my feet, drooling, shouting like the captain of a Tourette's team and rocking backwards and forwards.

Just can't seem to generate a rant though !

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By *issHottieBottie OP   Woman  over a year ago

Kent


"Things that have pissed me off already today...

My boiler dripping water.

My kitchen sink getting blocked.

People who are incapable of just telling you something instead of ignoring you completely!!!

People who can't take no for an answer..

The fact that its freezing.

My headache.

And it's only 12.19..

Anyone else???

on the plus side you do have a stunning arse.. "

Thank you xxx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm a bit annoyed at a seagull at the moment.

He is undermining me by sitting on the roof of my car making a barking sound.

Give him some bread n baking soda

Holy exploding seagulls!!! "

Least he will go out with a bang

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Things that have pissed me off already today...

My boiler dripping water.

My kitchen sink getting blocked.

People who are incapable of just telling you something instead of ignoring you completely!!!

People who can't take no for an answer..

The fact that its freezing.

My headache.

And it's only 12.19..

Anyone else??? "

I have no one to bring me tea!

That is an outrage!!

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By *issHottieBottie OP   Woman  over a year ago

Kent


"Things that have pissed me off already today...

My boiler dripping water.

My kitchen sink getting blocked.

People who are incapable of just telling you something instead of ignoring you completely!!!

People who can't take no for an answer..

The fact that its freezing.

My headache.

And it's only 12.19..

Anyone else???

I have no one to bring me tea!

That is an outrage!!"

I can't make tea without a two year old hanging off my leg... Also an outrage!! X

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple  over a year ago

in Lancashire


"Things that have pissed me off already today...

My boiler dripping water.

My kitchen sink getting blocked.

People who are incapable of just telling you something instead of ignoring you completely!!!

People who can't take no for an answer..

The fact that its freezing.

My headache.

And it's only 12.19..

Anyone else???

on the plus side you do have a stunning arse..

Thank you xxx "

you are most welcome..

its all relative you know, when its going a bit pete tong just place your palm on your arse cheek..

instant perspective..

not in certain public venues though..

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Things that have pissed me off already today...

My boiler dripping water.

My kitchen sink getting blocked.

People who are incapable of just telling you something instead of ignoring you completely!!!

People who can't take no for an answer..

The fact that its freezing.

My headache.

And it's only 12.19..

Anyone else???

I have no one to bring me tea!

That is an outrage!!

I can't make tea without a two year old hanging off my leg... Also an outrage!! X "

I am horny and home alone, another outrage!! xx

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By *issHottieBottie OP   Woman  over a year ago

Kent


"Things that have pissed me off already today...

My boiler dripping water.

My kitchen sink getting blocked.

People who are incapable of just telling you something instead of ignoring you completely!!!

People who can't take no for an answer..

The fact that its freezing.

My headache.

And it's only 12.19..

Anyone else???

I have no one to bring me tea!

That is an outrage!!

I can't make tea without a two year old hanging off my leg... Also an outrage!! X

I am horny and home alone, another outrage!! xx"

Least you can self service. Get the toys out, I'm still ruled by a two year old. He's ruining my sex life... And my tea making. It's a good job he's cute x

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By *ikeC81Man  over a year ago

harrow

I have self serviced this morning

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Things that have pissed me off already today...

My boiler dripping water.

My kitchen sink getting blocked.

People who are incapable of just telling you something instead of ignoring you completely!!!

People who can't take no for an answer..

The fact that its freezing.

My headache.

And it's only 12.19..

Anyone else???

I have no one to bring me tea!

That is an outrage!!

I can't make tea without a two year old hanging off my leg... Also an outrage!! X

I am horny and home alone, another outrage!! xx

Least you can self service. Get the toys out, I'm still ruled by a two year old. He's ruining my sex life... And my tea making. It's a good job he's cute x "

Haha!

I prefer the real thing, and besides I have two pussies who won't get off me

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By *ourbonKissMan  over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester

Nope no rant from me today x you can't make me x

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By *issHottieBottie OP   Woman  over a year ago

Kent


"Things that have pissed me off already today...

My boiler dripping water.

My kitchen sink getting blocked.

People who are incapable of just telling you something instead of ignoring you completely!!!

People who can't take no for an answer..

The fact that its freezing.

My headache.

And it's only 12.19..

Anyone else???

I have no one to bring me tea!

That is an outrage!!

I can't make tea without a two year old hanging off my leg... Also an outrage!! X

I am horny and home alone, another outrage!! xx

Least you can self service. Get the toys out, I'm still ruled by a two year old. He's ruining my sex life... And my tea making. It's a good job he's cute x

Haha!

I prefer the real thing, and besides I have two pussies who won't get off me

"

Oo-er..,,

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By *mumaWoman  over a year ago

Livingston


"Things that have pissed me off already today...

My boiler dripping water.

My kitchen sink getting blocked.

People who are incapable of just telling you something instead of ignoring you completely!!!

People who can't take no for an answer..

The fact that its freezing.

My headache.

And it's only 12.19..

Anyone else???

I have no one to bring me tea!

That is an outrage!!

I can't make tea without a two year old hanging off my leg... Also an outrage!! X

I am horny and home alone, another outrage!! xx"

pfft..I haven't had a shag for 6 weeks. Now THAT us an outrage!!!

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By *issHottieBottie OP   Woman  over a year ago

Kent


"Things that have pissed me off already today...

My boiler dripping water.

My kitchen sink getting blocked.

People who are incapable of just telling you something instead of ignoring you completely!!!

People who can't take no for an answer..

The fact that its freezing.

My headache.

And it's only 12.19..

Anyone else???

I have no one to bring me tea!

That is an outrage!!

I can't make tea without a two year old hanging off my leg... Also an outrage!! X

I am horny and home alone, another outrage!! xx

pfft..I haven't had a shag for 6 weeks. Now THAT us an outrage!!! "

mine is 4 and counting..., can't see the situation improving any time soon either x

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By *ikeC81Man  over a year ago

harrow

Offers myself in a virtual way lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Things that have pissed me off already today...

My boiler dripping water.

My kitchen sink getting blocked.

People who are incapable of just telling you something instead of ignoring you completely!!!

People who can't take no for an answer..

The fact that its freezing.

My headache.

And it's only 12.19..

Anyone else???

I have no one to bring me tea!

That is an outrage!!

I can't make tea without a two year old hanging off my leg... Also an outrage!! X

I am horny and home alone, another outrage!! xx"

Haha sucks to be you

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

All is well in my world.

I'm warm, well fed, my car works, no one has annoyed me.

Sometimes its nice to come here and be a smug git!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm a bit annoyed at a seagull at the moment.

He is undermining me by sitting on the roof of my car making a barking sound. "

You should try seagulling him

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Things that have pissed me off already today...

My boiler dripping water.

My kitchen sink getting blocked.

People who are incapable of just telling you something instead of ignoring you completely!!!

People who can't take no for an answer..

The fact that its freezing.

My headache.

And it's only 12.19..

Anyone else???

I have no one to bring me tea!

That is an outrage!!

I can't make tea without a two year old hanging off my leg... Also an outrage!! X

I am horny and home alone, another outrage!! xx

pfft..I haven't had a shag for 6 weeks. Now THAT us an outrage!!! "

6 weeks is that all?

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By *Ryan-Man  over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Things that have pissed me off already today...

My boiler dripping water.

My kitchen sink getting blocked.

People who are incapable of just telling you something instead of ignoring you completely!!!

People who can't take no for an answer..

The fact that its freezing.

My headache.

And it's only 12.19..

Anyone else???

I have no one to bring me tea!

That is an outrage!!

I can't make tea without a two year old hanging off my leg... Also an outrage!! X

I am horny and home alone, another outrage!! xx

pfft..I haven't had a shag for 6 weeks. Now THAT us an outrage!!! mine is 4 and counting..., can't see the situation improving any time soon either x"

You two better watch it doesn't heal over. Maybe play hide the aubergine in the meantime

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Things that have pissed me off already today...

My boiler dripping water.

My kitchen sink getting blocked.

People who are incapable of just telling you something instead of ignoring you completely!!!

People who can't take no for an answer..

The fact that its freezing.

My headache.

And it's only 12.19..

Anyone else??? "

ooo You need a hot bath and a rub down nice cup of tea ... Get your lovely warm things on after and lip gloss and put your feet up xx stress is not good for you, think nice things .. summer days and hot men ...butterflies and whiskers on kittens ... just a some of my favorites things,

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By *mumaWoman  over a year ago

Livingston

Lol Red.... Got a helluva long time to wait until the next one, unless I Whap someone with my stookie and stick.

Ryan, I blame you for everything

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Things that have pissed me off already today...

My boiler dripping water.

My kitchen sink getting blocked.

People who are incapable of just telling you something instead of ignoring you completely!!!

People who can't take no for an answer..

The fact that its freezing.

My headache.

And it's only 12.19..

Anyone else???

I have no one to bring me tea!

That is an outrage!!

I can't make tea without a two year old hanging off my leg... Also an outrage!! X

I am horny and home alone, another outrage!! xx

pfft..I haven't had a shag for 6 weeks. Now THAT us an outrage!!! "

We've not had a meet since October, well a play one

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Things that have pissed me off already today...

My boiler dripping water.

My kitchen sink getting blocked.

People who are incapable of just telling you something instead of ignoring you completely!!!

People who can't take no for an answer..

The fact that its freezing.

My headache.

And it's only 12.19..

Anyone else???

I have no one to bring me tea!

That is an outrage!!

I can't make tea without a two year old hanging off my leg... Also an outrage!! X

I am horny and home alone, another outrage!! xx

Haha sucks to be you "

No Dave, it sucks to be you, as if I wanted to suck something I could just click my fingers

Whereas you have to do it yourself

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Has the dragins of a cough and vomiting bug which means mi can't hold any food down longer than a few hrs grrrrrrrrr"

Make sure you keep your fluids up, full fat flat is good.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"My washing machine is busted

Mines making a funny noise the past couple of weeks!! That'll be the next thing I think. Hope yours is fixable xx "

Could be the bearings

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Lol Red.... Got a helluva long time to wait until the next one, unless I Whap someone with my stookie and stick.

Ryan, I blame you for everything

"

Oh yeah ill let you have that one. And yeah Ryan is to blame to for EVERYTHING!

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By *ikeC81Man  over a year ago

harrow

I am alternating between water and root beer...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm a bit annoyed at a seagull at the moment.

He is undermining me by sitting on the roof of my car making a barking sound.

Give him some bread n baking soda

Holy exploding seagulls!!! "

Perhaps its after your bum

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By *nvictusMan  over a year ago

Beeston

The blue highlighter in my eight pack of highlighters has run out... the replacement one I have has a different cap shape and doesn't match the others.

Also my order from ebay for a 43mm plasma induction coil has arrived and it turns out it's an ion reduction re-coil...

It's really getting to me

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Things that have pissed me off already today...

My boiler dripping water.

My kitchen sink getting blocked.

People who are incapable of just telling you something instead of ignoring you completely!!!

People who can't take no for an answer..

The fact that its freezing.

My headache.

And it's only 12.19..

Anyone else???

I have no one to bring me tea!

That is an outrage!!

I can't make tea without a two year old hanging off my leg... Also an outrage!! X

I am horny and home alone, another outrage!! xx

pfft..I haven't had a shag for 6 weeks. Now THAT us an outrage!!!

We've not had a meet since October, well a play one "

Roll on June

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"All is well in my world.

I'm warm, well fed, my car works, no one has annoyed me.

Sometimes its nice to come here and be a smug git! "

Another smug git here

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Things that have pissed me off already today...

My boiler dripping water.

My kitchen sink getting blocked.

People who are incapable of just telling you something instead of ignoring you completely!!!

People who can't take no for an answer..

The fact that its freezing.

My headache.

And it's only 12.19..

Anyone else???

I have no one to bring me tea!

That is an outrage!!

I can't make tea without a two year old hanging off my leg... Also an outrage!! X

I am horny and home alone, another outrage!! xx

pfft..I haven't had a shag for 6 weeks. Now THAT us an outrage!!!

We've not had a meet since October, well a play one

Roll on June "

I am not waiting until June

Lol

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By *issHottieBottie OP   Woman  over a year ago

Kent


"Things that have pissed me off already today...

My boiler dripping water.

My kitchen sink getting blocked.

People who are incapable of just telling you something instead of ignoring you completely!!!

People who can't take no for an answer..

The fact that its freezing.

My headache.

And it's only 12.19..

Anyone else???

I have no one to bring me tea!

That is an outrage!!

I can't make tea without a two year old hanging off my leg... Also an outrage!! X

I am horny and home alone, another outrage!! xx

pfft..I haven't had a shag for 6 weeks. Now THAT us an outrage!!! mine is 4 and counting..., can't see the situation improving any time soon either x

You two better watch it doesn't heal over. Maybe play hide the aubergine in the meantime "

You offering Ryan? X

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Things that have pissed me off already today...

My boiler dripping water.

My kitchen sink getting blocked.

People who are incapable of just telling you something instead of ignoring you completely!!!

People who can't take no for an answer..

The fact that its freezing.

My headache.

And it's only 12.19..

Anyone else???

I have no one to bring me tea!

That is an outrage!!

I can't make tea without a two year old hanging off my leg... Also an outrage!! X

I am horny and home alone, another outrage!! xx

pfft..I haven't had a shag for 6 weeks. Now THAT us an outrage!!!

We've not had a meet since October, well a play one

Roll on June

I am not waiting until June

Lol "

Can imagine your face while reading/ writing that pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Still not able to get uninterrupted sleep

Getting beard hair caught in my shaver.

Everyone flapping over the "3 day snow" and panic buying food.

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By *Ryan-Man  over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Lol Red.... Got a helluva long time to wait until the next one, unless I Whap someone with my stookie and stick.

Ryan, I blame you for everything

Oh yeah ill let you have that one. And yeah Ryan is to blame to for EVERYTHING! "

Spank me

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By *Ryan-Man  over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Things that have pissed me off already today...

My boiler dripping water.

My kitchen sink getting blocked.

People who are incapable of just telling you something instead of ignoring you completely!!!

People who can't take no for an answer..

The fact that its freezing.

My headache.

And it's only 12.19..

Anyone else???

I have no one to bring me tea!

That is an outrage!!

I can't make tea without a two year old hanging off my leg... Also an outrage!! X

I am horny and home alone, another outrage!! xx

pfft..I haven't had a shag for 6 weeks. Now THAT us an outrage!!! mine is 4 and counting..., can't see the situation improving any time soon either x

You two better watch it doesn't heal over. Maybe play hide the aubergine in the meantime

You offering Ryan? X "

I'm slightly worried now, if your game for an Aubergine lol

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman  over a year ago

evesham

Not getting a straight answer from work 're redundancy and feeling I'm snout to get screwed over

Inconsiderate colleagues

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By *Ryan-Man  over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Not getting a straight answer from work 're redundancy and feeling I'm snout to get screwed over

Inconsiderate colleagues

"

By pigs?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'M COLD! you'd think a jumper would help but no, stupid thin so called wool!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Things that have pissed me off already today...

My boiler dripping water.

My kitchen sink getting blocked.

People who are incapable of just telling you something instead of ignoring you completely!!!

People who can't take no for an answer..

The fact that its freezing.

My headache.

And it's only 12.19..

Anyone else??? "

Your bum looks big in that

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman  over a year ago

evesham


"Not getting a straight answer from work 're redundancy and feeling I'm snout to get screwed over

Inconsiderate colleagues

By pigs? "

Maybe

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Things that have pissed me off already today...

My boiler dripping water.

My kitchen sink getting blocked.

People who are incapable of just telling you something instead of ignoring you completely!!!

People who can't take no for an answer..

The fact that its freezing.

My headache.

And it's only 12.19..

Anyone else???

I have no one to bring me tea

That is an outrage!!

I can't make tea without a two year old hanging off my leg... Also an outrage!! X

I am horny and home alone, another outrage!! xx

Haha sucks to be you

No Dave, it sucks to be you, as if I wanted to suck something I could just click my fingers

Whereas you have to do it yourself "

I know ! what can I say, it's a gift

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Things that have pissed me off already today...

My boiler dripping water.

My kitchen sink getting blocked.

People who are incapable of just telling you something instead of ignoring you completely!!!

People who can't take no for an answer..

The fact that its freezing.

My headache.

And it's only 12.19..

Anyone else???

I have no one to bring me tea

That is an outrage!!

I can't make tea without a two year old hanging off my leg... Also an outrage!! X

I am horny and home alone, another outrage!! xx

Haha sucks to be you

No Dave, it sucks to be you, as if I wanted to suck something I could just click my fingers

Whereas you have to do it yourself

I know ! what can I say, it's a gift"

Leave the duck alone

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Things that have pissed me off already today...

My boiler dripping water.

My kitchen sink getting blocked.

People who are incapable of just telling you something instead of ignoring you completely!!!

People who can't take no for an answer..

The fact that its freezing.

My headache.

And it's only 12.19..

Anyone else???

I have no one to bring me tea

That is an outrage!!

I can't make tea without a two year old hanging off my leg... Also an outrage!! X

I am horny and home alone, another outrage!! xx

Haha sucks to be you

No Dave, it sucks to be you, as if I wanted to suck something I could just click my fingers

Whereas you have to do it yourself

I know ! what can I say, it's a gift

Leave the duck alone "

Quack quack

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm happy!

Still off the grog ( a true miracle in itself!! ) had a very nice MMMF last night and lots of fun planned for the rest of the month!

And my last meeting of the day has been binned so I can head home to a relaxing bath. Possibly via a little retail therapy!

Carry on ranting folks!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I do home care and one of the ladies i look after passed away this morning, so tho its not pissed me off im feeling a little down

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm happy!

Still off the grog ( a true miracle in itself!! ) had a very nice MMMF last night and lots of fun planned for the rest of the month!

And my last meeting of the day has been binned so I can head home to a relaxing bath. Possibly via a little retail therapy!

Carry on ranting folks! "

No one likes a smart arse Obi

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Things that have pissed me off already today...

My boiler dripping water.

My kitchen sink getting blocked.

People who are incapable of just telling you something instead of ignoring you completely!!!

People who can't take no for an answer..

The fact that its freezing.

My headache.

And it's only 12.19..

Anyone else??? "

me!

throbbing headache and i've just spent 3 unsusccessful hours trying to get my laptop to stop crashing.... so have had to revert to using one of my bulky old desktops

...so i've decided to perve some semi naked bodies to cheer me up!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I've had a great day so far. Had an easy job to do this morning, and then this afternoon I confirmed a £4k contract for February.

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By *ce WingerMan  over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Make sure you keep your fluids up, full fat flat is good."

If you've only got diet do you stick some lard in it

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By *Ryan-Man  over a year ago

In Your Bush


"I'm happy!

Still off the grog ( a true miracle in itself!! ) had a very nice MMMF last night and lots of fun planned for the rest of the month!

And my last meeting of the day has been binned so I can head home to a relaxing bath. Possibly via a little retail therapy!

Carry on ranting folks! "

Was she actively involved or just making the brews?

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By *issHottieBottie OP   Woman  over a year ago

Kent


"Things that have pissed me off already today...

My boiler dripping water.

My kitchen sink getting blocked.

People who are incapable of just telling you something instead of ignoring you completely!!!

People who can't take no for an answer..

The fact that its freezing.

My headache.

And it's only 12.19..

Anyone else???

I have no one to bring me tea!

That is an outrage!!

I can't make tea without a two year old hanging off my leg... Also an outrage!! X

I am horny and home alone, another outrage!! xx

pfft..I haven't had a shag for 6 weeks. Now THAT us an outrage!!! mine is 4 and counting..., can't see the situation improving any time soon either x

You two better watch it doesn't heal over. Maybe play hide the aubergine in the meantime

You offering Ryan? X

I'm slightly worried now, if your game for an Aubergine lol"

Always up for a challenge lol x

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By *issHottieBottie OP   Woman  over a year ago

Kent


"Things that have pissed me off already today...

My boiler dripping water.

My kitchen sink getting blocked.

People who are incapable of just telling you something instead of ignoring you completely!!!

People who can't take no for an answer..

The fact that its freezing.

My headache.

And it's only 12.19..

Anyone else???

Your bum looks big in that "

sob

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By *Ryan-Man  over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Things that have pissed me off already today...

My boiler dripping water.

My kitchen sink getting blocked.

People who are incapable of just telling you something instead of ignoring you completely!!!

People who can't take no for an answer..

The fact that its freezing.

My headache.

And it's only 12.19..

Anyone else???

Your bum looks big in that

sob "

Don't forget. For every person that says it looks big. There is another walking uncomfortably. Frantically looking for something to hide his excitement

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Things that have pissed me off already today...

My boiler dripping water.

My kitchen sink getting blocked.

People who are incapable of just telling you something instead of ignoring you completely!!!

People who can't take no for an answer..

The fact that its freezing.

My headache.

And it's only 12.19..

Anyone else???

Your bum looks big in that

sob

Don't forget. For every person that says it looks big. There is another walking uncomfortably. Frantically looking for something to hide his excitement "

You have a lush bum

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By *issHottieBottie OP   Woman  over a year ago

Kent


"Things that have pissed me off already today...

My boiler dripping water.

My kitchen sink getting blocked.

People who are incapable of just telling you something instead of ignoring you completely!!!

People who can't take no for an answer..

The fact that its freezing.

My headache.

And it's only 12.19..

Anyone else???

Your bum looks big in that

sob

Don't forget. For every person that says it looks big. There is another walking uncomfortably. Frantically looking for something to hide his excitement "

Lol. I doubt that but thanks anyway x

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By *unky monkeyMan  over a year ago

in the night garden

***SEAGULL UPDATE***

He's gone but there is an uneasy silence.

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By *issHottieBottie OP   Woman  over a year ago

Kent


"***SEAGULL UPDATE***

He's gone but there is an uneasy silence."

Did he leave a parting gift?? X

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Things that have pissed me off already today...

My boiler dripping water.

My kitchen sink getting blocked.

People who are incapable of just telling you something instead of ignoring you completely!!!

People who can't take no for an answer..

The fact that its freezing.

My headache.

And it's only 12.19..

Anyone else???

Your bum looks big in that

sob

Don't forget. For every person that says it looks big. There is another walking uncomfortably. Frantically looking for something to hide his excitement "

You have a lush bum

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By *ce WingerMan  over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Come and listen to my next door neighbor's scrawny Terrier yapping then

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By *Ryan-Man  over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Things that have pissed me off already today...

My boiler dripping water.

My kitchen sink getting blocked.

People who are incapable of just telling you something instead of ignoring you completely!!!

People who can't take no for an answer..

The fact that its freezing.

My headache.

And it's only 12.19..

Anyone else???

Your bum looks big in that

sob

Don't forget. For every person that says it looks big. There is another walking uncomfortably. Frantically looking for something to hide his excitement

You have a lush bum "

Thanks, and so do you

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By *unky monkeyMan  over a year ago

in the night garden


"***SEAGULL UPDATE***

He's gone but there is an uneasy silence.

Did he leave a parting gift?? X "

I can't be sure from looking out of the window but it looks like I've got away with it.

Have you noticed seagulls don't fly in the dark? I wonder where they all are. It's not like they can hide in trees like smaller birds or I would probably have see them by now.

Anyone know where seagulls hide at night?

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By *londeCazWoman  over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"

Anyone know where seagulls hide at night?"

My fecking roof - and start squawking before it gets light - bastards!

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By *issHottieBottie OP   Woman  over a year ago

Kent


"***SEAGULL UPDATE***

He's gone but there is an uneasy silence.

Did he leave a parting gift?? X

I can't be sure from looking out of the window but it looks like I've got away with it.

Have you noticed seagulls don't fly in the dark? I wonder where they all are. It's not like they can hide in trees like smaller birds or I would probably have see them by now.

Anyone know where seagulls hide at night?"

Gulls go to a number of different places at night. Some sleep on the water. Some go under the boardwalk. Some roost on roofs of nearby buildings. If there are rock ledges nearby, lots of gulls would go there to sleep. Some just go farther down the beach, away from the crowds at the resort towns. Some overnight at the local landfill.

They only go to their "nesting grounds" (as someone else suggested) if it is nesting season and they are raising a family. Birds do not sleep in nests. They lay their eggs in nests, and, once hatched, the babies only remain in the nest for a short time. Think of a nest as a short-term nursery rather than a permanent bedroom.

So now you know!! X

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"***SEAGULL UPDATE***

He's gone but there is an uneasy silence.

Did he leave a parting gift?? X

I can't be sure from looking out of the window but it looks like I've got away with it.

Have you noticed seagulls don't fly in the dark? I wonder where they all are. It's not like they can hide in trees like smaller birds or I would probably have

see them by now.

Anyone know where seagulls hide at night?

Gulls go to a number of different places at night. Some sleep on the water. Some go under the boardwalk. Some

roost on roofs of nearby buildings. If there are rock ledges nearby, lots of gulls would go there to sleep. Some just go farther down the beach, away from the crowds at the resort towns. Some overnight at the local landfill.

They only go to their "nesting grounds (as someone else suggested) if it is nesting season and they are raising a family. Birds do not sleep in nests. They lay their eggs in nests, and, once hatched, the babies only remain in the nest for a short time. Think of a nest as a short-term nursery rather than a permanent bedroom.

So now you know!! X "

Who knew Bill Oddy had such a nice

arse!

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By *issHottieBottie OP   Woman  over a year ago

Kent


"***SEAGULL UPDATE***

He's gone but there is an uneasy silence.

Did he leave a parting gift?? X

I can't be sure from looking out of the window but it looks like I've got away with it.

Have you noticed seagulls don't fly in the dark? I wonder where they all are. It's not like they can hide in trees like smaller birds or I would probably have

see them by now.

Anyone know where seagulls hide at night?

Gulls go to a number of different places at night. Some sleep on the water. Some go under the boardwalk. Some

roost on roofs of nearby buildings. If there are rock ledges nearby, lots of gulls would go there to sleep. Some just go farther down the beach, away from the crowds at the resort towns. Some overnight at the local landfill.

They only go to their "nesting grounds (as someone else suggested) if it is nesting season and they are raising a family. Birds do not sleep in nests. They lay their eggs in nests, and, once hatched, the babies only remain in the nest for a short time. Think of a nest as a short-term nursery rather than a permanent bedroom.

So now you know!! X

Who knew Bill Oddy had such a nice

arse! "

Yeah when I let my beard grow its difficult to tell us apart x

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By *unky monkeyMan  over a year ago

in the night garden


"***SEAGULL UPDATE***

He's gone but there is an uneasy silence.

Did he leave a parting gift?? X

I can't be sure from looking out of the window but it looks like I've got away with it.

Have you noticed seagulls don't fly in the dark? I wonder where they all are. It's not like they can hide in trees like smaller birds or I would probably have see them by now.

Anyone know where seagulls hide at night?

Gulls go to a number of different places at night. Some sleep on the water. Some go under the boardwalk. Some roost on roofs of nearby buildings. If there are rock ledges nearby, lots of gulls would go there to sleep. Some just go farther down the beach, away from the crowds at the resort towns. Some overnight at the local landfill.

They only go to their "nesting grounds" (as someone else suggested) if it is nesting season and they are raising a family. Birds do not sleep in nests. They lay their eggs in nests, and, once hatched, the babies only remain in the nest for a short time. Think of a nest as a short-term nursery rather than a permanent bedroom.

So now you know!! X "

Thank you I am like totally gulled up now fo shizz!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Things that have pissed me off already today...

My boiler dripping water.

My kitchen sink getting blocked.

People who are incapable of just telling you something instead of ignoring you completely!!!

People who can't take no for an answer..

The fact that its freezing.

My headache.

And it's only 12.19..

Anyone else???

Your bum looks big in that

sob

Don't forget. For every person that says it looks big. There is another walking uncomfortably. Frantically looking for something to hide his excitement

You have a lush bum

Thanks, and so do you "

I didn't mean you Ryan.. But then again

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By *Ryan-Man  over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Things that have pissed me off already today...

My boiler dripping water.

My kitchen sink getting blocked.

People who are incapable of just telling you something instead of ignoring you completely!!!

People who can't take no for an answer..

The fact that its freezing.

My headache.

And it's only 12.19..

Anyone else???

Your bum looks big in that

sob

Don't forget. For every person that says it looks big. There is another walking uncomfortably. Frantically looking for something to hide his excitement

You have a lush bum

Thanks, and so do you

I didn't mean you Ryan.. But then again "

Don't care. You still have

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