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"Deep down. Maybe deep, deep down.
Earwormed with East 17. Oh, the humanity.
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RTG, she is soooo deep down that she's up for a Long Cervix Award.  "
I always hoped she had a long cervix, is there anything better? Like reading Tolstoy or maybe even Edith Wharton; an epic journey.
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"Deep down. Maybe deep, deep down.
Earwormed with East 17. Oh, the humanity.
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RTG, she is soooo deep down that she's up for a Long Cervix Award.
I always hoped she had a long cervix, is there anything better? Like reading Tolstoy or maybe even Edith Wharton; an epic journey.
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I've never had my cervix compared to Tolstoy before but come to think of it I do see the similarities - both are surrounded by unnecessary waffle, hard to get in to but so very enjoyable when you are.
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"Deep down. Maybe deep, deep down.
Earwormed with East 17. Oh, the humanity.
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RTG, she is soooo deep down that she's up for a Long Cervix Award.
I always hoped she had a long cervix, is there anything better? Like reading Tolstoy or maybe even Edith Wharton; an epic journey.
I've never had my cervix compared to Tolstoy before but come to think of it I do see the similarities - both are surrounded by unnecessary waffle, hard to get in to but so very enjoyable when you are.
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You want someone to get into your cervix 
Like having a reverse birth |
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"Deep down. Maybe deep, deep down.
Earwormed with East 17. Oh, the humanity.
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RTG, she is soooo deep down that she's up for a Long Cervix Award.
I always hoped she had a long cervix, is there anything better? Like reading Tolstoy or maybe even Edith Wharton; an epic journey.
I've never had my cervix compared to Tolstoy before but come to think of it I do see the similarities - both are surrounded by unnecessary waffle, hard to get in to but so very enjoyable when you are.
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Your descriptions are delightful, do my dong next.
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"Required. Accepting applications, apply within. 
Here for the runners up 
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Even the runners up will be apotheosised.  "
Quite right, too! Maybe when you’re working your way down the list and you’ve had so much flirting and filth, when your mind and body are saturated with sensual and sexual ecstasy and you are mentally and physically shrivelled, I can continue the benevolence in your stead. You know, just until you regain your strength. |
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"I am utterly lovely but not a lady. Not yet anyway 
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There's still much time for your investiture. A cavalcade of Fab Knights are beating a battle-worn path to your door."
Are they now? I must have missed that  |
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"I am utterly lovely but not a lady. Not yet anyway
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There's still much time for your investiture. A cavalcade of Fab Knights are beating a battle-worn path to your door.
Are they now? I must have missed that "
I’m being distinctly unchivalrous and waiting for you to beat a path to my door  |
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"I am utterly lovely but not a lady. Not yet anyway
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There's still much time for your investiture. A cavalcade of Fab Knights are beating a battle-worn path to your door.
Are they now? I must have missed that
I’m being distinctly unchivalrous and waiting for you to beat a path to my door "
^^ see Nero darling. I maybe my own White Knight |
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"I am utterly lovely but not a lady. Not yet anyway
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There's still much time for your investiture. A cavalcade of Fab Knights are beating a battle-worn path to your door.
Are they now? I must have missed that "
I'm still on my bike ..
See ya on Wednesday |
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"I am utterly lovely but not a lady. Not yet anyway
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There's still much time for your investiture. A cavalcade of Fab Knights are beating a battle-worn path to your door.
Are they now? I must have missed that
I'm still on my bike ..
See ya on Wednesday "
Bloody hell. You’ve made good time  |
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"I am utterly lovely but not a lady. Not yet anyway
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There's still much time for your investiture. A cavalcade of Fab Knights are beating a battle-worn path to your door.
Are they now? I must have missed that
I’m being distinctly unchivalrous and waiting for you to beat a path to my door
^^ see Nero darling. I maybe my own White Knight "
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That's because Felix is our resident Baronet and is safely ensconced in his high tower...waiting for you. A flagstone staircase leads up in a circular fashion to his chambers. The stairwell is hard, cold, dimly-lit and foreboding but well worth the flight up. |
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"I am utterly lovely but not a lady. Not yet anyway
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There's still much time for your investiture. A cavalcade of Fab Knights are beating a battle-worn path to your door.
Are they now? I must have missed that
I’m being distinctly unchivalrous and waiting for you to beat a path to my door
^^ see Nero darling. I maybe my own White Knight
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That's because Felix is our resident Baronet and is safely ensconced in his high tower...waiting for you. A flagstone staircase leads up in a circular fashion to his chambers. The stairwell is hard, cold, dimly-lit and foreboding but well worth the flight up."
How am I going to manage the steps with my little legs? |
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"Have you tried your local bingo hall? Some cracking numbers there I reckon
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My nearest bingo hall is in Swansea, about ²²° miles away. I would need a visa and inoculations before going there. "
I'm pretty sure there's one within 10 miles of your home
I always get a tetanus jab before going to Swansea |
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"Have you tried your local bingo hall? Some cracking numbers there I reckon
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My nearest bingo hall is in Swansea, about ²²° miles away. I would need a visa and inoculations before going there.
I'm pretty sure there's one within 10 miles of your home
I always get a tetanus jab before going to Swansea "
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One of my most favourite and beautifully resplendent Fabbers lives in Swansea. It's a shame that she's often mistaken for a local tourist attraction. |
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"Have you tried your local bingo hall? Some cracking numbers there I reckon
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My nearest bingo hall is in Swansea, about ²²° miles away. I would need a visa and inoculations before going there.
I'm pretty sure there's one within 10 miles of your home
I always get a tetanus jab before going to Swansea
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One of my most favourite and beautifully resplendent Fabbers lives in Swansea. It's a shame that she's often mistaken for a local tourist attraction. "
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"I am utterly lovely but not a lady. Not yet anyway
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There's still much time for your investiture. A cavalcade of Fab Knights are beating a battle-worn path to your door.
Are they now? I must have missed that
I’m being distinctly unchivalrous and waiting for you to beat a path to my door
^^ see Nero darling. I maybe my own White Knight
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That's because Felix is our resident Baronet and is safely ensconced in his high tower...waiting for you. A flagstone staircase leads up in a circular fashion to his chambers. The stairwell is hard, cold, dimly-lit and foreboding but well worth the flight up.
How am I going to manage the steps with my little legs? "
I would meet you at the foot of the stairs and carry you up in my arms, fair maiden.
Mainly because those little steps would be a challenge for your big clown feet |
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Lovely can be used perfectly plainly to describe kindness and geniality and won't be mistaken for anything else where more lascivious meaning would be inappropriate. You can, without fear, describe your gran, your boss, or your neighbour's kittens as lovely (or nice)
I asked one hundred people if they would describe me as lovely
Survey said yes
Application submitting
I mean submitted  |
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"Elite
Run of the mill
Average lady
Lovely lady.
What's next?
Can't wait to see the how the filthy whore thread goes! If you dare that is."
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In my quartet of "Looking For..." threads I have only done "posh", "elite" and "lovely". I didn't do "run of the mill" (sorry  ).
Running a "filthy whore" thread would be going against my better judgement. But let's see what we can do tomorrow.... |
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"Final call before the doors to my heart close.
Oh Nero, that is such a sad statement!! Surely this is just a subtle marketing ploy for the thread and not an admission of defeat??"
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The cogs to my PR machine require frequent lubricating.  |
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"Deep down. Maybe deep, deep down.
Earwormed with East 17. Oh, the humanity.
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RTG, she is soooo deep down that she's up for a Long Cervix Award.
I always hoped she had a long cervix, is there anything better? Like reading Tolstoy or maybe even Edith Wharton; an epic journey.
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Attention grabbed!. Tolstoy you say?… |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'd like F to be considered for this but some times she's a bit of a c..... Not nice person
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I wish you were here more often, Mr M. You need to grace our presence on the fora. "
I'm here often enough just people just mistake me for my wonder F and well I just don't correct them |
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"I'd like F to be considered for this but some times she's a bit of a c..... Not nice person
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I wish you were here more often, Mr M. You need to grace our presence on the fora.
I'm here often enough just people just mistake me for my wonder F and well I just don't correct them "
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Psssst! Get your own singleton Fab account. We'll keep it a secret.  |
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"I'd like F to be considered for this but some times she's a bit of a c..... Not nice person
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I wish you were here more often, Mr M. You need to grace our presence on the fora.
I'm here often enough just people just mistake me for my wonder F and well I just don't correct them
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Psssst! Get your own singleton Fab account. We'll keep it a secret. "
He can call it Tempting Lonesome
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"I'd like F to be considered for this but some times she's a bit of a c..... Not nice person
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I wish you were here more often, Mr M. You need to grace our presence on the fora.
I'm here often enough just people just mistake me for my wonder F and well I just don't correct them
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Psssst! Get your own singleton Fab account. We'll keep it a secret.
He can call it Tempting Lonesome
F"
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'd like F to be considered for this but some times she's a bit of a c..... Not nice person
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I wish you were here more often, Mr M. You need to grace our presence on the fora.
I'm here often enough just people just mistake me for my wonder F and well I just don't correct them
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Psssst! Get your own singleton Fab account. We'll keep it a secret. "
I may have to if I do it'll be under the pseudonym half tempting |
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"I'd like F to be considered for this but some times she's a bit of a c..... Not nice person
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I wish you were here more often, Mr M. You need to grace our presence on the fora.
I'm here often enough just people just mistake me for my wonder F and well I just don't correct them
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Psssst! Get your own singleton Fab account. We'll keep it a secret.
He can call it Tempting Lonesome
F
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He won't be lonesome for long if he creates a similar "Looking For..." thread. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Shit. I smudged the application form 
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It's an online form KC² It cannot be smudged. Failing that, print it off and use a Lisa Eldridge red lipstick. That doesn't smudge.
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Was that the colour you was wearing Nero last time I see you?
Looked lovely. |
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It's an online form KC² It cannot be smudged. Failing that, print it off and use a Lisa Eldridge red lipstick. That doesn't smudge.
Was that the colour you was wearing Nero last time I see you?
Looked lovely. "
Ooh… pretty |
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"Shit. I smudged the application form
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It's an online form KC² It cannot be smudged. Failing that, print it off and use a Lisa Eldridge red lipstick. That doesn't smudge.
Was that the colour you was wearing Nero last time I see you?
Looked lovely. "
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No Bøø, that was a Dior™ 999.  |
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"How many more posts until we know who's won, Nero? I'm on tenterhooks here!
The online form had a glitch "
The IT at Nero Towers is failing. I think it's because he has too many campaigns running at the same time... |
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"How many more posts until we know who's won, Nero? I'm on tenterhooks here!
The online form had a glitch
The IT at Nero Towers is failing. I think it's because he has too many campaigns running at the same time..."
The customer service is shocking |
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"How many more posts until we know who's won, Nero? I'm on tenterhooks here!
The online form had a glitch
The IT at Nero Towers is failing. I think it's because he has too many •Champagnes• running at the same time..."
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Corrected. ... ... ^ |
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By *ilBWoman
over a year ago
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"How is this still going? Have you found her yet?
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There's one that came knocking on my door: she's a veritable dick worshipper!
I read that as vegetable dick worshipper "
This played right into my porn kink, vegetables fucks |
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"How is this still going? Have you found her yet?
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There's one that came knocking on my door: she's a veritable dick worshipper!
I read that as vegetable dick worshipper
This played right into my porn kink, vegetables fucks "
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You had it coming. |
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By *adyBugsWoman
over a year ago
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"How is this still going? Have you found her yet?
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There's one that came knocking on my door: she's a veritable dick worshipper!
I read that as vegetable dick worshipper
This played right into my porn kink, vegetables fucks
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You had it coming. "
Oh she probably did but how could anyone resist that beauty  |
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