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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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OOoooh Funky 
Funky mentioned in jest that when single women do not respond to an email to email them again. Admitted he said email them for not thanking you for your first email; however
I have repeat messages, from men; where I havent read/responded to the first message 
Bad bad funky.
I cant stop thinking someone should 'spank that _unky monkey' 
So fab fabbers; what do you think should happen to funky!?!  |
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PAH! and HARRUMPH! To you all!
Especially the strap-on suggestion (unless they are an attentive considerable lover  )
I can not be held responsible for anyone stupid enough to believe a word I say!  |
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Now this is very well disciplining the Funkster with all kinds of tortures or punishments but it all filters down to my time-space-continuum-wormhole-thready-thingy in the end and I get a sore arse for no reason  
Try and find another punishment. Take away his fluff collection for a bit or, even better, ban him using glitter. That will screw with his mind
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Just respond to his messages"
Funky hasnt repeat messaged me,
admitted I am not going into my inbox right now 
but other muppets have
It always amazes me how many lurkers there are on this forum.
I would love to get some figures of how many people viewed/are responding to threads  |
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"Now this is very well disciplining the Funkster with all kinds of tortures or punishments but it all filters down to my time-space-continuum-wormhole-thready-thingy in the end and I get a sore arse for no reason
Try and find another punishment. Take away his fluff collection for a bit or, even better, ban him using glitter. That will screw with his mind
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Youuuuuuuuuu sonovabeeeetch! 
Don't even suggest withdrawing my fluff or glitter or I will go into our shared Fez Chamber and put a 'this belongs to funky' label on them all! AND SMASH YOUR MONOCLES!!! |
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"Just respond to his messages
Funky hasnt repeat messaged me,
admitted I am not going into my inbox right now
but other muppets have
It always amazes me how many lurkers there are on this forum.
I would love to get some figures of how many people viewed/are responding to threads "
A lot of them are mine and Funkies timewasting faker cloned profiles that we did a controlled release of back in 2011. Many have developed a kind of basic sentience now based on our combined wit and charm. Sadly this has been so watered down and corrupted now they only tend to send messages about groping arses and wanting blue foo-foos.
These experiments are always a bit of a trial and error I'm afraid. Also the records for all this were destroyed in an unfortunate glitter and pritt stick related incident some months ago so now we can't even remember who the clones are... |
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"Now this is very well disciplining the Funkster with all kinds of tortures or punishments but it all filters down to my time-space-continuum-wormhole-thready-thingy in the end and I get a sore arse for no reason
Try and find another punishment. Take away his fluff collection for a bit or, even better, ban him using glitter. That will screw with his mind
Youuuuuuuuuu sonovabeeeetch!
Don't even suggest withdrawing my fluff or glitter or I will go into our shared Fez Chamber and put a 'this belongs to funky' label on them all! AND SMASH YOUR MONOCLES!!!"
Don't even dare to threaten a mans Fez and monacles, sir! You have no idea of the Wrath of the Ninth-Continuum Hells you would unleash upon you/me!
I/you would challenge you/me to a duel were it not for the fact it would be a bit 'Fight Club' and result in a vast temporal implosion and a very brief, but pretty, vortex that would suck everyone here off.
Retract that comment, sir, or face the consequences! |
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"Now this is very well disciplining the Funkster with all kinds of tortures or punishments but it all filters down to my time-space-continuum-wormhole-thready-thingy in the end and I get a sore arse for no reason
Try and find another punishment. Take away his fluff collection for a bit or, even better, ban him using glitter. That will screw with his mind
Youuuuuuuuuu sonovabeeeetch!
Don't even suggest withdrawing my fluff or glitter or I will go into our shared Fez Chamber and put a 'this belongs to funky' label on them all! AND SMASH YOUR MONOCLES!!!
Don't even dare to threaten a mans Fez and monacles, sir! You have no idea of the Wrath of the Ninth-Continuum Hells you would unleash upon you/me!
I/you would challenge you/me to a duel were it not for the fact it would be a bit 'Fight Club' and result in a vast temporal implosion and a very brief, but pretty, vortex that would suck everyone here off.
Retract that comment, sir, or face the consequences! "
Come now nobody wants the whole of Fab sucked off!
There must be a compromise to be reached.
How about I lose some pocket lint (leaving the fluff alone!!!) and for you I would travel back to the 1970's to get a white dog poo then leave it in a Fez? |
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"Boys, funictus or invicuky
get a room
I do not want to see you two kissing and making up "
Alas we aren't allowed to occupy the same time and space, it would cause a temporal paradox with unpredictable results. e.g. the last time we high fived no one could post in 'Swingers chat' for 4 hours. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Is it a good idea to put money on Funky? "
Im only allowed to wager with chocolate.
But i'd stick a big box of Dairy Milk and a box of 16 Ferrero Rocher on Funky running out of the way of a crop |
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"Can you jump foward in time to see the result ? "
No he can't. I've got the Time Machine this week.
In fact I've just spent the past hour in his stateroom sewing cress in his soaking wet carpet and hiding kippers in various hard to find locations
That'll learn him. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Im chucking my toys out of my pram.
Funky I thought you were special.
I nip to the doctors, come home and find you on the forums, giving out your love willynilly
Not everyone finds it easy to say |
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"Im chucking my toys out of my pram.
Funky I thought you were special.
I nip to the doctors, come home and find you on the forums, giving out your love willynilly
Not everyone finds it easy to say "
I know sometimes it might appear that I'm special but I'm not really, I'm EXTRA SPESHULL!!!
and I don't give out my 'love willynilly' to everyone you know! |
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