Been let down for a 2 week self catering caravan in bognor. Free in room entertainment in the form of a bouncy castle/water bed.
You will be expected to act indifferent to me when our but shag me in the privacy of the van.
Be warned....only vin diesel look a likes with huge cocks need apply. Woukdnt normally goffor vin diesel but desperate times and all that.
Please express your interest and I will let you know who the 'winner is later.
P.s. don't tell the bf  |
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Vin Diesel look-a-like here. Happy to ignore you when out and about, so long as you buy me haddock and chips on't seafront.
As for other demands/requirements, am open to negotiation depending on level of cleaning required to said caravan...
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"Been let down for a 2 week self catering caravan in bognor. Free in room entertainment in the form of a bouncy castle/water bed.
You will be expected to act indifferent to me when our but shag me in the privacy of the van.
Be warned....only vin diesel look a likes with huge cocks need apply. Woukdnt normally goffor vin diesel but desperate times and all that.
Please express your interest and I will let you know who the 'winner is later.
P.s. don't tell the bf "
 PICK ME PICK ME - I promise I'm under a size 12  |
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"Sounds legit. *Throws name in the hat* Don't worry, I'll shave my head nearer the time.
- Amy. x"
Was just about to comment on your brilliant reply on the other thread but it's gone. But thanks.. That gave me w good chuckle x
And I'm nothing like van diesel but ill
Keep you company if you don't get any better offers Evesham x |
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"What a charmer !
To the lucky lady who gets picked , I've been there leave you jewelry at home and pack some nice soft loo roll ......  "
pmsl...going to dominican and getting the shits and having to spend it with a fake bf...ssshhh they'll all want to go now!! |
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Lol I was thinking I should go back to bed for a minute there; I was trying to respond and pooof error message
Sorry honey I cant get away on holiday, kids   |
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"What a charmer !
To the lucky lady who gets picked , I've been there leave you jewelry at home and pack some nice soft loo roll ......
pmsl...going to dominican and getting the shits and having to spend it with a fake bf...ssshhh they'll all want to go now!!"
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