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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Brucey Brucey,
You're not a floozy,
You actually make me quite woozy.
If you aren't in my bed,
I have still got my legs spread,
Whilst you're banging one out in a shed.
It's come to my attention,
That there is a lot of sexual tension,
But please don't get hypertension.
I know you fancy me,
But what really strikes me,
Is how much you inspire me.
*graceful bow* *walks off stage backwards* *curtains close* *the crowd cheers*
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Brucey Brucey,
You're not a floozy,
You actually make me quite woozy.
If you aren't in my bed,
I have still got my legs spread,
Whilst you're banging one out in a shed.
It's come to my attention,
That there is a lot of sexual tension,
But please don't get hypertension.
I know you fancy me,
But what really strikes me,
Is how much you inspire me.
*graceful bow* *walks off stage backwards* *curtains close* *the crowd cheers*
F"
What is happening right now?  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Brucey Brucey,
You're not a floozy,
You actually make me quite woozy.
If you aren't in my bed,
I have still got my legs spread,
Whilst you're banging one out in a shed.
It's come to my attention,
That there is a lot of sexual tension,
But please don't get hypertension.
I know you fancy me,
But what really strikes me,
Is how much you inspire me.
*graceful bow* *walks off stage backwards* *curtains close* *the crowd cheers*
F
What is happening right now? "
I've been in the bath too long and she's bored  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Brucey Brucey,
You're not a floozy,
You actually make me quite woozy.
If you aren't in my bed,
I have still got my legs spread,
Whilst you're banging one out in a shed.
It's come to my attention,
That there is a lot of sexual tension,
But please don't get hypertension.
I know you fancy me,
But what really strikes me,
Is how much you inspire me.
*graceful bow* *walks off stage backwards* *curtains close* *the crowd cheers*
F
What is happening right now?
I've been in the bath too long and she's bored "
Respect for having a bath and not a shower. I only do that on really bad days |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Brucey Brucey,
You're not a floozy,
You actually make me quite woozy.
If you aren't in my bed,
I have still got my legs spread,
Whilst you're banging one out in a shed.
It's come to my attention,
That there is a lot of sexual tension,
But please don't get hypertension.
I know you fancy me,
But what really strikes me,
Is how much you inspire me.
*graceful bow* *walks off stage backwards* *curtains close* *the crowd cheers*
F
What is happening right now?
I've been in the bath too long and she's bored
Respect for having a bath and not a shower. I only do that on really bad days "
Apparently I'm to delete the poem out because she hates the replies with it in "unnecessarily long"
A bath is a once in a while treat, I much prefer a shower though |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Brucey Brucey,
You're not a floozy,
You actually make me quite woozy.
If you aren't in my bed,
I have still got my legs spread,
Whilst you're banging one out in a shed.
It's come to my attention,
That there is a lot of sexual tension,
But please don't get hypertension.
I know you fancy me,
But what really strikes me,
Is how much you inspire me.
*graceful bow* *walks off stage backwards* *curtains close* *the crowd cheers*
F
What is happening right now?
I've been in the bath too long and she's bored
Respect for having a bath and not a shower. I only do that on really bad days
Apparently I'm to delete the poem out because she hates the replies with it in "unnecessarily long"
A bath is a once in a while treat, I much prefer a shower though "
What's unnecessarily long?
You do you, you bizarre I'll never truly understand couple! Love ya both though! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There once was a man named Bruce
Who liked his holes juicy and loose
Til he joined the fab forum
And gained some decorum
And leads us to be all funtoosh
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