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over a year ago
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OK.
So I have just got the passion wagon through the MOT.
I'm off on a road trip. Where shall I head to and why?
I already have an appointment in South Wales involving some felt tip pens (long story). Where else shall I stop? Persuade me! |
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"I’ll need you to be outside the Bank of England at an agreed time. Do not turn off the engine, keep it running.
Maybe put your tights on your head covering your face.
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Easiest way to get a fixed penalty notice leaving the engine running!!!  |
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"I’ll need you to be outside the Bank of England at an agreed time. Do not turn off the engine, keep it running.
Maybe put your tights on your head covering your face.
Easiest way to get a fixed penalty notice leaving the engine running!!! "
I'll leave the hazards flashing. Guaranteed no tickets. Guaranteed. |
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"Can we detour past parliament? I’ve some fireworks to drop off 
Your needed on the other bus to cut the cheese...
Any cheese is on this bus  "
All the cheese |
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"Can we detour past parliament? I’ve some fireworks to drop off
Your needed on the other bus to cut the cheese...
Any cheese is on this bus "
The other bus is stopping in the Dales for a barrel of Wensleydale... |
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"Can we detour past parliament? I’ve some fireworks to drop off
Your needed on the other bus to cut the cheese...
Any cheese is on this bus
The other bus is stopping in the Dales for a barrel of Wensleydale..."
Well as we are in the Southern end of the country I could be persuaded to take a detour via cheddar gorge.
But really? Bank job, treason, monster munch and cheese?
No one offering to tongue punch my fart box? |
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"Can we detour past parliament? I’ve some fireworks to drop off
Your needed on the other bus to cut the cheese...
Any cheese is on this bus
The other bus is stopping in the Dales for a barrel of Wensleydale...
Well as we are in the Southern end of the country I could be persuaded to take a detour via cheddar gorge.
But really? Bank job, treason, monster munch and cheese?
No one offering to tongue punch my fart box?"
Bugger. Played the card too soon. |
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