You don’t log in for a week or two and your favourite takeaway pun disappears.
It feels a bit like going on a no takeaway diet and then when you do finally crack they’ve changed the menu and the spicy chicken triple chilli volcano isn’t there anymore
Spose I better ask a trivial question to make this seem less like I’m bothered that my pal has fucked off…
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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Why did I read that and feel sorry for Henriette the next morning? Poor woman.
JP will be back soon with his sharp puns. There's a new season of IN9 soon I need to talk his ears off about.
I did lose my dignity the last time I was in a takeaway. I had a bit too much to drink on a date, him being the perfect gentleman was getting me some chips and mayo. A lot of rum had been consumed. The Isley Brothers came on.
He was treated to a rendition. For some reason he still wants to see me again. Very soon.
Fuck knows how I do it.
Come back soon JP, miss your bathroom inspo. |
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"Why did I read that and feel sorry for Henriette the next morning? Poor woman.
JP will be back soon with his sharp puns. There's a new season of IN9 soon I need to talk his ears off about.
I did lose my dignity the last time I was in a takeaway. I had a bit too much to drink on a date, him being the perfect gentleman was getting me some chips and mayo. A lot of rum had been consumed. The Isley Brothers came on.
He was treated to a rendition. For some reason he still wants to see me again. Very soon.
Fuck knows how I do it.
Come back soon JP, miss your bathroom inspo."
It’s a good job you’re witty! |
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By *eliWoman
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"Why did I read that and feel sorry for Henriette the next morning? Poor woman.
JP will be back soon with his sharp puns. There's a new season of IN9 soon I need to talk his ears off about.
I did lose my dignity the last time I was in a takeaway. I had a bit too much to drink on a date, him being the perfect gentleman was getting me some chips and mayo. A lot of rum had been consumed. The Isley Brothers came on.
He was treated to a rendition. For some reason he still wants to see me again. Very soon.
Fuck knows how I do it.
Come back soon JP, miss your bathroom inspo.
It’s a good job you’re witty!"
And I have tits. Let's be honest, if I didn't have them I wouldn't get away with some of the crap I do. Like being on the phone to a dear friend while being fucked. Crying when I couldn't find a 1kg bag of mini eggs. This is all the past week. 
Miss you JP.
A*
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"Lost a patty from a burger. Phoned the shop and the guy said he made it himself and seal it. Patty must grown a pair of wings and escaped
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I’ve experienced this.
Order a triple whopper and get home with a double whopper.
I’m a firm believer in the death penalty for this kind of incompetence.
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By (user no longer on site)
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Yes, I am feeling the loss of a few forumites too, JP being one of them :’(
My phone, nearly.
Put it down while I was paying. I excitedly grabbed my food, and ran off. Went to pay for something else with my phone - it’s not there!
My blood ran cold and the nausea came over me in a wave. Forget about the phone itself, and the potential to get into my bank accounts…The nudes, man. The nudes on that thing!
Ran back, all Kermit like, and as I walked in, there’s two guys stood at the counter watching another one tapping away at it, but it’s got ALL the security settings known to man on it. They handed it back somewhat grudgingly. Phew.
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