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By *eli OP Woman
over a year ago
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It's the change of the seasons, sap is rising and all those other delightful clichés.
Inspired by a wonderful friend - how's your libido? Have you found yourself horndogging a bit more at people on the forums lately?
Fallen in love with a hottie at the supermarket? Stepped up the flirty conversations? Dryhumped everything in sight and a charming posh boy/girl?
You get the idea.
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
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Hotdogging.
"when a male rubs his penis between another male or female's butt cheeks with out penetrating the anus."
e.g.
"Jack hot dogged Sally untill he blew his load."
Gotta love the UD. 
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"Hotdogging.
"when a male rubs his penis between another male or female's butt cheeks with out penetrating the anus."
e.g.
"Jack hot dogged Sally untill he blew his load."
Gotta love the UD.
A"
Where does the mustard go though? |
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"It's the change of the seasons, sap is rising and all those other delightful clichés.
Inspired by a wonderful friend - how's your libido? Have you found yourself horndogging a bit more at people on the forums lately?
Fallen in love with a hottie at the supermarket? Stepped up the flirty conversations? Dryhumped everything in sight and a charming posh boy/girl?
You get the idea.
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When the sun comes out so does all the crazy pent up hormones ha ha.
Guarantee that all the ladies will have a fuller inbox than normal lol. |
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"Hotdogging.
"when a male rubs his penis between another male or female's butt cheeks with out penetrating the anus."
e.g.
"Jack hot dogged Sally untill he blew his load."
Gotta love the UD.
A"
Well you learn something new everyday |
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By *eli OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Hotdogging.
"when a male rubs his penis between another male or female's butt cheeks with out penetrating the anus."
e.g.
"Jack hot dogged Sally untill he blew his load."
Gotta love the UD.
A"
See, it should be horndogging but the friend has hotdogs on their mind and I rather loved that little adorable mistake. So I'm dubbing it hotdogging until I find a new source of torment.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Good afternoon Meli. Spring is a season of new beginnings and things awaking from slumber. I do have a little spring in my stride and extra twinkle in the eye....Horndogging is a lovely term and I'll try to deploy it when I feel the horn rising in my trousers... |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"Hotdogging.
"when a male rubs his penis between another male or female's butt cheeks with out penetrating the anus."
e.g.
"Jack hot dogged Sally untill he blew his load."
Gotta love the UD.
A
Where does the mustard go though?"
Anything is lube if you're brave enough......
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You make one minor mistake in a message.
Just one.
And here we are.
Yes OP. My solar powered libido has me humping cushions, my hot water bottle, lusting over anyone that smiles at me, and wet looking at a lot of forum users. Even having sex dreams about a forum user I have never even met.
It’s been a long winter.
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"Hotdogging.
"when a male rubs his penis between another male or female's butt cheeks with out penetrating the anus."
e.g.
"Jack hot dogged Sally untill he blew his load."
Gotta love the UD.
A
Where does the mustard go though?
Anything is lube if you're brave enough......
A"
As long as it’s the American kind, not sure hot English is the way to go on this occasion |
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By *eli OP Woman
over a year ago
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"What if we’re all talking to the same people op? "
I mean, let's be honest it's a pretty *ncestuous cesspit on here (jokes, love it really) so there's an increased likelihood of friendly fire. |
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"You make one minor mistake in a message.
Just one.
And here we are.
Yes OP. My solar powered libido has me humping cushions, my hot water bottle, lusting over anyone that smiles at me, and wet looking at a lot of forum users. Even having sex dreams about a forum user I have never even met.
It’s been a long winter.
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You say they are dreams here. But I am pretty sure if your dreaming about me they are more nightmares |
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"What if we’re all talking to the same people op?
I mean, let's be honest it's a pretty *ncestuous cesspit on here (jokes, love it really) so there's an increased likelihood of friendly fire. "
Friendly fire. Pretty sure that’s something else in the urban dictionary relating to gang bands and threesomes etc. |
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By *eli OP Woman
over a year ago
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"It's the change of the seasons, sap is rising and all those other delightful clichés.
Inspired by a wonderful friend - how's your libido? Have you found yourself horndogging a bit more at people on the forums lately?
Fallen in love with a hottie at the supermarket? Stepped up the flirty conversations? Dryhumped everything in sight and a charming posh boy/girl?
You get the idea.
When the sun comes out so does all the crazy pent up hormones ha ha.
Guarantee that all the ladies will have a fuller inbox than normal lol. "
Yes! There's a definite mood shift isn't there? Around June my inbox roars into life. Forget the cuffing season belief, there's a definite let's get sweaty in the heat season.
I think people are generally happier and wearing a lot less. |
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"It's the change of the seasons, sap is rising and all those other delightful clichés.
Inspired by a wonderful friend - how's your libido? Have you found yourself horndogging a bit more at people on the forums lately?
Fallen in love with a hottie at the supermarket? Stepped up the flirty conversations? Dryhumped everything in sight and a charming posh boy/girl?
You get the idea.
When the sun comes out so does all the crazy pent up hormones ha ha.
Guarantee that all the ladies will have a fuller inbox than normal lol.
Yes! There's a definite mood shift isn't there? Around June my inbox roars into life. Forget the cuffing season belief, there's a definite let's get sweaty in the heat season.
I think people are generally happier and wearing a lot less. "
I fully support a move for you to wear a lot less Meli I would be very happy if that was the case  |
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By *eli OP Woman
over a year ago
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"You make one minor mistake in a message.
Just one.
And here we are.
Yes OP. My solar powered libido has me humping cushions, my hot water bottle, lusting over anyone that smiles at me, and wet looking at a lot of forum users. Even having sex dreams about a forum user I have never even met.
It’s been a long winter.
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It was too easy.
I think it's slutty season for us basic bitches soon. Hope you're ready for the complaints about UTIs.
By the way...
You should meet the forum user. For Treat Yo'self Day. You deserve a treat. Xoxo |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"What if we’re all talking to the same people op?
I mean, let's be honest it's a pretty *ncestuous cesspit on here (jokes, love it really) so there's an increased likelihood of friendly fire. "
Blame the fab devs for the lack of group options. Number just for fab is available friendly fire - just saying |
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"You make one minor mistake in a message.
Just one.
And here we are.
Yes OP. My solar powered libido has me humping cushions, my hot water bottle, lusting over anyone that smiles at me, and wet looking at a lot of forum users. Even having sex dreams about a forum user I have never even met.
It’s been a long winter.
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It’s me isnt it? |
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"I am in the genesis of my 'ever so slowly' improving libido.
I am hoping this Springtime, and beyond, will be my Fåb SOWSOF —
Season of Woo'ing / Season of Flirting."
"..Hope you're ready for the complaints about UTIs..."
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I'm all about the 'Uterine Tongue Insertions'.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Hotdogging.
"when a male rubs his penis between another male or female's butt cheeks with out penetrating the anus."
e.g.
"Jack hot dogged Sally untill he blew his load."
Gotta love the UD.
A
Where does the mustard go though?"
Halfway up her back  |
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By *eli OP Woman
over a year ago
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"I am in the genesis of my 'ever so slowly' improving libido.
I am hoping this Springtime, and beyond, will be my Fåb SOWSOF —
Season of Woo'ing / Season of Flirting."
Oh Nero you've phrased this so delicately and romantically! How truly lovely you are. 
Here's me talking about snail trails and getting my slut on and asking if it's appropriate to send a risqué video to a friend. Here's you talking about the long lost pasttime of woo'ing. I may start woo'ing, it's far more demure and who doesn't like a good bit of woo'ing? |
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"I am in the genesis of my 'ever so slowly' improving libido.
I am hoping this Springtime, and beyond, will be my Fåb SOWSOF —
Season of Woo'ing / Season of Flirting.
Oh Nero you've phrased this so delicately and romantically! How truly lovely you are.
Here's me talking about snail trails and getting my slut on and asking if it's appropriate to send a risqué video to a friend. Here's you talking about the long lost pasttime of woo'ing. I may start woo'ing, it's far more demure and who doesn't like a good bit of woo'ing? "
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