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Tuesday's Late Late Nocturnal Thread©™.
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London calling to the faraway Fab towns, Nocturnal is here so all gather 'round.
London calling to the swing underworld, Come out from the shadows you Fab boys and girls!
Good Evening Lådies, Géntlemen, Bìnaries and Whatevëries, and welcome to the
-Tuesday Nocturnal Thread©™-
Why not stop by on this twilight neutral ground and say Hello. Tell us what you've been up to or join us for some frivolous chat until midnight and beyond...
Newbies, Veterans, Lurkers, Stalwarts, Nightshifters and Insomniacs are all very welcome. So join the midnight fellowship with alacrity.
Don't be shy — come and say Hi. 
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"Evening fine gentleman
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Gööd ëvëning TT²some! You are, quite clearly, this evening's F¹rst poster!  "
I'm a little pocket rocket  however, as quick as I am to arrive.. I'm just as quick to leave as my bed is calling me...
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"Good evening Nero and fellow Noc folk. Thanks for hosting when you have an early start 
J"
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Julié, the Nocturnal is a far richer place with your unfailingly daily visits.
You're also fitter than a KwikFit Fitter. |
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"Evening fine gentleman
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Gööd ëvëning TT²some! You are, quite clearly, this evening's F¹rst poster!
I'm a little pocket rocket however, as quick as I am to arrive.. I'm just as quick to leave as my bed is calling me...
F"
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I'm enamoured by your solid rocket boosters. |
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"Good evening Nero and fellow Noc folk. Thanks for hosting when you have an early start
J
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Julié, the Nocturnal is a far richer place with your unfailingly daily visits.
You're also fitter than a KwikFit Fitter."
Why thank you. I hope you're not quicker than one.  |
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"Evening Nero 
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My dear esteemed Lõthbrõk: first into battle and last to retreat. I hope you are well? Come sup with me in the Nocturnal halls."
I am doing marvellous. Looking forward to some much needed shut eye after my night shift.
Sup we shall. Skål |
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"Evening Nero. Just popping in before I fall asleep.  "
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Gööd ëvëning Lizzy! Thank you ever so much for popping your head through the Nocturnal door.
If it's a fleeting visit then have a peaceful slumber laced with sweet dreåms...•° |
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Greetings, nocturnal deviants. Today, I worked for the morning, at home. Then I took the afternoon off and went to see our daughter in a school thingy. I took her swimming afterwards as a nice mum/daughter activity. We don't normally get to do stuff like that on a weekday..... We had a lovely time |
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"Good evening Nero and fellow Noc folk. Thanks for hosting when you have an early start
J
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Julié, the Nocturnal is a far richer place with your unfailingly daily visits.
You're also fitter than a KwikFit Fitter.
Why thank you. I hope you're not quicker than one. "
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There's only one way to find out. |
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"Evening Nero
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My dear esteemed Lõthbrõk: first into battle and last to retreat. I hope you are well? Come sup with me in the Nocturnal halls.
I am doing marvellous. Looking forward to some much needed shut eye after my night shift.
Sup we shall. Skål"
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You've earned your place besides the warming Nocturnal hearth. Get some rest. Help yourself to one of the sheepskin throws. |
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over a year ago
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"Evening Nero et al.
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Evening felicitations ••Dee Jenerate••
Are you sleepy? I have a green leather banquette, juxtaposed with the roaring fire and the snug bar. Will you stay awhile?   "
Luckily if it was padded I'd fall asleep! I'll pull up a whiskey (yes to the e  ) mac if I may? |
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"Greetings, nocturnal deviants. Today, I worked for the morning, at home. Then I took the afternoon off and went to see our daughter in a school thingy. I took her swimming afterwards as a nice mum/daughter activity. We don't normally get to do stuff like that on a weekday..... We had a lovely time "
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Good evening KC² my , our resident CEO (Çhief Erotiç Offiçer).
I'm so pleased that you had some 'mum time'!. |
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"Hello from your next favourite person
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Le Petit Oiseau! You're the Nocturnal evangelist! 
Good evening!"
Good evening to you darling Nero. Sadly I only bring fair tidings from the wee donkey tonight as me and JC are not on good terms at the moment. I’m sure the donkey can bring an element of intellect to the Noc  |
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"Greetings, nocturnal deviants. Today, I worked for the morning, at home. Then I took the afternoon off and went to see our daughter in a school thingy. I took her swimming afterwards as a nice mum/daughter activity. We don't normally get to do stuff like that on a weekday..... We had a lovely time
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Good evening KC² my , our resident CEO (Çhief Erotiç Offiçer).
I'm so pleased that you had some 'mum time'!. "
Yeah, I'll be CEO 
I'm going to direct more men to produce glitter penis images or videos, please! I've seen my first example today and so wish to see more! |
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"Hello from your favourite person
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Bøø, my favourite elocution student. There's still much for me to teach you...
Imagine what I could teach you Nero is more the subject ...."
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You could teach me how to conduct myself with taller formidable women. I'm all ears. |
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"Evening Nero
•
My dear esteemed Lõthbrõk: first into battle and last to retreat. I hope you are well? Come sup with me in the Nocturnal halls.
I am doing marvellous. Looking forward to some much needed shut eye after my night shift.
Sup we shall. Skål
•
You've earned your place besides the warming Nocturnal hearth. Get some rest. Help yourself to one of the sheepskin throws."
Supping in good company and comfort, what could be better? |
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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago
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"Hello from your favourite person
•
Bøø, my favourite elocution student. There's still much for me to teach you...
Imagine what I could teach you Nero is more the subject ....
•
You could teach me how to conduct myself with taller formidable women. I'm all ears."
We can start with a less public display of double dipping |
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"Hello from your favourite person
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Bøø, my favourite elocution student. There's still much for me to teach you...
Imagine what I could teach you Nero is more the subject ....
•
You could teach me how to conduct myself with taller formidable women. I'm all ears.
We can start with a less public display of double dipping "
This sounds fun |
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"Evening Nero et al.
•
Evening felicitations ••Dee Jenerate••
Are you sleepy? I have a green leather banquette, juxtaposed with the roaring fire and the snug bar. Will you stay awhile?
Luckily if it was padded I'd fall asleep! I'll pull up a whiskey (yes to the e ) mac if I may? "
•
I'm a collector of Port, single Quinta and vintage. My knowledge of whiskey/whisky is limited.
I can only offer you Maker's Mark™ this fine evening. |
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"Hello from your next favourite person
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Le Petit Oiseau! You're the Nocturnal evangelist!
Good evening!
Good evening to you darling Nero. Sadly I only bring fair tidings from the wee donkey tonight as me and JC are not on good terms at the moment. I’m sure the donkey can bring an element of intellect to the Noc "
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JC??  |
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"Greetings, nocturnal deviants. Today, I worked for the morning, at home. Then I took the afternoon off and went to see our daughter in a school thingy. I took her swimming afterwards as a nice mum/daughter activity. We don't normally get to do stuff like that on a weekday..... We had a lovely time
•
Good evening KC² my , our resident CEO (Çhief Erotiç Offiçer).
I'm so pleased that you had some 'mum time'!.
Yeah, I'll be CEO
I'm going to direct more men to produce glitter penis images or videos, please! I've seen my first example today and so wish to see more! "
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Lab Coat please. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Evening Nero et al.
•
Evening felicitations ••Dee Jenerate••
Are you sleepy? I have a green leather banquette, juxtaposed with the roaring fire and the snug bar. Will you stay awhile?
Luckily if it was padded I'd fall asleep! I'll pull up a whiskey (yes to the e ) mac if I may?
•
I'm a collector of Port, single Quinta and vintage. My knowledge of whiskey/whisky is limited.
I can only offer you Maker's Mark™ this fine evening."
Now I do absolutely adore Port ... but a nice single malt Irish whiskey with a green's ginger wine (a Whiskey Mac) will be luscious before drifting off ZZZ Port is more a doing drink for me  |
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"Evening Nero
•
My dear esteemed Lõthbrõk: first into battle and last to retreat. I hope you are well? Come sup with me in the Nocturnal halls.
I am doing marvellous. Looking forward to some much needed shut eye after my night shift.
Sup we shall. Skål
•
You've earned your place besides the warming Nocturnal hearth. Get some rest. Help yourself to one of the sheepskin throws.
Supping in good company and comfort, what could be better? "
•
Resting your weary head on Dreamy Bøø's brilliant bosoms...? |
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"Hello from your next favourite person
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Le Petit Oiseau! You're the Nocturnal evangelist!
Good evening!
Good evening to you darling Nero. Sadly I only bring fair tidings from the wee donkey tonight as me and JC are not on good terms at the moment. I’m sure the donkey can bring an element of intellect to the Noc
•
JC?? "
The son of God darling
I am a nun remember? |
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"Hello from your favourite person
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Bøø, my favourite elocution student. There's still much for me to teach you...
Imagine what I could teach you Nero is more the subject ....
•
You could teach me how to conduct myself with taller formidable women. I'm all ears.
We can start with a less public display of double dipping "
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It would have to be at Luton. You're favourite destination. |
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"Hello from your favourite person
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Bøø, my favourite elocution student. There's still much for me to teach you...
Imagine what I could teach you Nero is more the subject ....
•
You could teach me how to conduct myself with taller formidable women. I'm all ears.
We can start with a less public display of double dipping
This sounds fun "
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It didn't take long for your licentious language! |
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"Evening
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Good evening ¶TheGateKeeper¶
Are you the master of the Nocturnal portcullis?
Not tonight. Tonight I’m metro existing lol "
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I'm not sure what that infers. But I'm certain it's all above board and legal.  |
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"I'm going to direct more men to produce glitter penis images or videos, please! I've seen my first example today and so wish to see more! "
We had fun with edible glitter at the weekend. It gets everywhere though  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hello from your next favourite person
•
Le Petit Oiseau! You're the Nocturnal evangelist!
Good evening!
Good evening to you darling Nero. Sadly I only bring fair tidings from the wee donkey tonight as me and JC are not on good terms at the moment. I’m sure the donkey can bring an element of intellect to the Noc
•
JC??
The son of God darling
I am a nun remember? "
Nun too sure about that... |
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"Hello from your favourite person
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Bøø, my favourite elocution student. There's still much for me to teach you...
Imagine what I could teach you Nero is more the subject ....
•
You could teach me how to conduct myself with taller formidable women. I'm all ears.
We can start with a less public display of double dipping
This sounds fun
•
It didn't take long for your licentious language!"
Fun? |
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"Good evening Nero and all nocturnal dwellers. I hope everyone has enjoyed their Tuesday activities..."
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The finest of evening sentiments leedsfitguy! Thank you for joining us in the Nøcturnal Snug Bar!
Let's assume and hope that our resident Nocturnalites have had a most successful Tuesday. |
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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago
Boo's World |
"Evening Nero
•
My dear esteemed Lõthbrõk: first into battle and last to retreat. I hope you are well? Come sup with me in the Nocturnal halls.
I am doing marvellous. Looking forward to some much needed shut eye after my night shift.
Sup we shall. Skål
•
You've earned your place besides the warming Nocturnal hearth. Get some rest. Help yourself to one of the sheepskin throws.
Supping in good company and comfort, what could be better?
•
Resting your weary head on Dreamy Bøø's brilliant bosoms...?"
Those are reserved for _ittlebird at present |
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"Evening Nero et al.
•
Evening felicitations ••Dee Jenerate••
Are you sleepy? I have a green leather banquette, juxtaposed with the roaring fire and the snug bar. Will you stay awhile?
Luckily if it was padded I'd fall asleep! I'll pull up a whiskey (yes to the e ) mac if I may?
•
I'm a collector of Port, single Quinta and vintage. My knowledge of whiskey/whisky is limited.
I can only offer you Maker's Mark™ this fine evening.
Now I do absolutely adore Port ... but a nice single malt Irish whiskey with a green's ginger wine (a Whiskey Mac) will be luscious before drifting off ZZZ Port is more a doing drink for me "
•
I would like to see how deft you are with a Vintage bottle of Port, a filter and a decanter as you pour, leaving behind the sediment.
Don't berate, it's a port and cheese date. |
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"Evening Nero
•
My dear esteemed Lõthbrõk: first into battle and last to retreat. I hope you are well? Come sup with me in the Nocturnal halls.
I am doing marvellous. Looking forward to some much needed shut eye after my night shift.
Sup we shall. Skål
•
You've earned your place besides the warming Nocturnal hearth. Get some rest. Help yourself to one of the sheepskin throws.
Supping in good company and comfort, what could be better?
•
Resting your weary head on Dreamy Bøø's brilliant bosoms...?
Those are reserved for _ittlebird at present "
There are 2 bosoms and _ittlebird is usually happy to share with me |
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"Hello from your next favourite person
•
Le Petit Oiseau! You're the Nocturnal evangelist!
Good evening!
Good evening to you darling Nero. Sadly I only bring fair tidings from the wee donkey tonight as me and JC are not on good terms at the moment. I’m sure the donkey can bring an element of intellect to the Noc
•
JC??
The son of God darling
I am a nun remember? "
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I can always sneak you into the Confession Booth. |
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"Evening Nero
•
My dear esteemed Lõthbrõk: first into battle and last to retreat. I hope you are well? Come sup with me in the Nocturnal halls.
I am doing marvellous. Looking forward to some much needed shut eye after my night shift.
Sup we shall. Skål
•
You've earned your place besides the warming Nocturnal hearth. Get some rest. Help yourself to one of the sheepskin throws.
Supping in good company and comfort, what could be better?
•
Resting your weary head on Dreamy Bøø's brilliant bosoms...?
Those are reserved for _ittlebird at present
There are 2 bosoms and _ittlebird is usually happy to share with me "
I have alas turned over a new leaf… or habit. I can no longer partake in any salacious behaviour |
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"Evening peeps
I was in, but have got caught up in figuring out which of the 13 kitsune i am. Hoping I'm a divine fox "
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I think you represent "Time". And it's a commodity that I would like to trade with you.
Oh, and welcome to the Nocturnal fellowship! |
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"Evening Nero
•
My dear esteemed Lõthbrõk: first into battle and last to retreat. I hope you are well? Come sup with me in the Nocturnal halls.
I am doing marvellous. Looking forward to some much needed shut eye after my night shift.
Sup we shall. Skål
•
You've earned your place besides the warming Nocturnal hearth. Get some rest. Help yourself to one of the sheepskin throws.
Supping in good company and comfort, what could be better?
•
Resting your weary head on Dreamy Bøø's brilliant bosoms...?
Those are reserved for _ittlebird at present
There are 2 bosoms and _ittlebird is usually happy to share with me
I have alas turned over a new leaf… or habit. I can no longer partake in any salacious behaviour "
It’s okay, there is nothing undue or inappropriate between friends |
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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago
Boo's World |
"Evening Nero
•
My dear esteemed Lõthbrõk: first into battle and last to retreat. I hope you are well? Come sup with me in the Nocturnal halls.
I am doing marvellous. Looking forward to some much needed shut eye after my night shift.
Sup we shall. Skål
•
You've earned your place besides the warming Nocturnal hearth. Get some rest. Help yourself to one of the sheepskin throws.
Supping in good company and comfort, what could be better?
•
Resting your weary head on Dreamy Bøø's brilliant bosoms...?
Those are reserved for _ittlebird at present
There are 2 bosoms and _ittlebird is usually happy to share with me
I have alas turned over a new leaf… or habit. I can no longer partake in any salacious behaviour
It’s okay, there is nothing undue or inappropriate between friends "
Littlebird, you have yet to teach me scissoring |
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"Hello gorgeouses…
A very brief pop in. I really should get an early night. I have 2 exams in the morning "
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Héllò MístyPèaks! Fifth time lucky with your automatic gear driving test and written assessment.
Everyone please extend the warmest of "good lucks" to Misty as she hopefully moves from a provisional licence to a full one! |
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"Hello gorgeouses…
A very brief pop in. I really should get an early night. I have 2 exams in the morning
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Héllò MístyPèaks! Fifth time lucky with your automatic gear driving test and written assessment.
Everyone please extend the warmest of "good lucks" to Misty as she hopefully moves from a provisional licence to a full one!"
Ha. To be honest though…. If it were my driving license- I don’t think I would pass |
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"Evening Nero
•
My dear esteemed Lõthbrõk: first into battle and last to retreat. I hope you are well? Come sup with me in the Nocturnal halls.
I am doing marvellous. Looking forward to some much needed shut eye after my night shift.
Sup we shall. Skål
•
You've earned your place besides the warming Nocturnal hearth. Get some rest. Help yourself to one of the sheepskin throws.
Supping in good company and comfort, what could be better?
•
Resting your weary head on Dreamy Bøø's brilliant bosoms...?
Those are reserved for _ittlebird at present
There are 2 bosoms and _ittlebird is usually happy to share with me
I have alas turned over a new leaf… or habit. I can no longer partake in any salacious behaviour
It’s okay, there is nothing undue or inappropriate between friends
Littlebird, you have yet to teach me scissoring "
Oh Christ on a bike. I best do that as I did pwomise |
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"...I have alas turned over a new leaf… or habit. I can no longer partake in any salacious behaviour
It’s okay, there is nothing undue or inappropriate between friends
Littlebird, you have yet to teach me scissoring "
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...and embroidery and knitting. |
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"Greetings, nocturnal deviants. Today, I worked for the morning, at home. Then I took the afternoon off and went to see our daughter in a school thingy. I took her swimming afterwards as a nice mum/daughter activity. We don't normally get to do stuff like that on a weekday..... We had a lovely time
•
Good evening KC² my , our resident CEO (Çhief Erotiç Offiçer).
I'm so pleased that you had some 'mum time'!.
Yeah, I'll be CEO
I'm going to direct more men to produce glitter penis images or videos, please! I've seen my first example today and so wish to see more!
•
Lab Coat please. "
I think you'll find I'm in charge here, Mr. Glitter penis please! |
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"Littlebird, you have yet to teach me scissoring
Oh Christ on a bike. I best do that as I did pwomise
I wish to observe. Purely for educational purposes  "
It’s a little something I learnt from an old friend |
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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago
Boo's World |
"Littlebird, you have yet to teach me scissoring
Oh Christ on a bike. I best do that as I did pwomise
I wish to observe. Purely for educational purposes
It’s a little something I learnt from an old friend "
I need a friend like that |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Evening peeps
I was in, but have got caught up in figuring out which of the 13 kitsune i am. Hoping I'm a divine fox
•
I think you represent "Time". And it's a commodity that I would like to trade with you.
Oh, and welcome to the Nocturnal fellowship!"
I'm pretty good with trading'cummodities'
Sayonara |
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"Littlebird, you have yet to teach me scissoring
Oh Christ on a bike. I best do that as I did pwomise
I wish to observe. Purely for educational purposes
It’s a little something I learnt from an old friend
I need a friend like that "
I might know someone |
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"Evening peeps
I was in, but have got caught up in figuring out which of the 13 kitsune i am. Hoping I'm a divine fox
•
I think you represent "Time". And it's a commodity that I would like to trade with you.
Oh, and welcome to the Nocturnal fellowship!
I'm pretty good with trading'cummodities'
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Sayonara"
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Not to be confused with Cyanide, which is goodbye in all languages! |
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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago
Boo's World |
"Resting your weary head on Dreamy Bøø's brilliant bosoms...?
Those are Preserved for _ittlebird at present
•
Preserved in vinegar???
No, the finest Malibu
Mixed with a Jameson "
No a slippery nipple |
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"Phew! I've caught up!"
And just at 11pm. A perfect time to say goodnight if you need to head to bed. Of course you'll miss LB giving me and Boo a scissoring lesson...
Rule number 1 - Don't run with them |
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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago
Boo's World |
"Lab Coat please.
I think you'll find I'm in charge here, Mr. Glitter penis please!
•
I don't even know what a "Glitter Penis" is. Is it some sort of 70s glam rock phallus?"
No, it's where you cover little Nero in superglue, double dip him in a tub of glitter and then stick googly eyes on and leave to dry! |
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"Phew! I've caught up!
And just at 11pm. A perfect time to say goodnight if you need to head to bed. Of course you'll miss LB giving me and Boo a scissoring lesson...
Rule number 1 - Don't run with them"
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Bøø rarely runs. When she does she gets black êyês.  |
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"Lab Coat please.
I think you'll find I'm in charge here, Mr. Glitter penis please!
•
I don't even know what a "Glitter Penis" is. Is it some sort of 70s glam rock phallus?
No, it's where you cover little Nero in superglue, double dip him in a tub of glitter and then stick googly eyes on and leave to dry! "
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My posh penis is got going anywhere near cheap glitter! |
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"Phew! I've caught up!
And just at 11pm. A perfect time to say goodnight if you need to head to bed. Of course you'll miss LB giving me and Boo a scissoring lesson...
Rule number 1 - Don't run with them"
I can’t run very fast being a dwarf |
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"Lab Coat please.
I think you'll find I'm in charge here, Mr. Glitter penis please!
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I don't even know what a "Glitter Penis" is. Is it some sort of 70s glam rock phallus?
No, it's where you cover little Nero in superglue, double dip him in a tub of glitter and then stick googly eyes on and leave to dry!
•
My posh penis is got going anywhere near cheap glitter! "
Stuart Semple created some very posh glitter called Diamond Dust. It is however made from tiny shiny shards of glass so keep little Nero out. (It was designed after Anish Kapoor stuck his middle finger in another of Semple's paints)
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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago
Boo's World |
"Littlebird, you have yet to teach me scissoring
Oh Christ on a bike. I best do that as I did pwomise
I wish to observe. Purely for educational purposes
I’ll bring the popcorn "
Sweet or salted? |
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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago
Boo's World |
"Phew! I've caught up!
And just at 11pm. A perfect time to say goodnight if you need to head to bed. Of course you'll miss LB giving me and Boo a scissoring lesson...
Rule number 1 - Don't run with them
I can’t run very fast being a dwarf "
She always ends up falling down the drains |
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"Lab Coat please.
I think you'll find I'm in charge here, Mr. Glitter penis please!
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I don't even know what a "Glitter Penis" is. Is it some sort of 70s glam rock phallus?
No, it's where you cover little Nero in superglue, double dip him in a tub of glitter and then stick googly eyes on and leave to dry!
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My posh penis is got going anywhere near cheap glitter!
Stuart Semple created some very posh glitter called Diamond Dust. It is however made from tiny shiny shards of glass so keep little Nero out. (It was designed after Anish Kapoor stuck his middle finger in another of Semple's paints)
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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago
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"Lab Coat please.
I think you'll find I'm in charge here, Mr. Glitter penis please!
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I don't even know what a "Glitter Penis" is. Is it some sort of 70s glam rock phallus?
No, it's where you cover little Nero in superglue, double dip him in a tub of glitter and then stick googly eyes on and leave to dry!
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My posh penis is got going anywhere near cheap glitter!
Stuart Semple created some very posh glitter called Diamond Dust. It is however made from tiny shiny shards of glass so keep little Nero out. (It was designed after Anish Kapoor stuck his middle finger in another of Semple's paints)
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Thank you darling for that edification. I thought you and I were going to bed? Zzzzzz"
She's just popped to the shops to get you some pull up pants before she let's you in her bed... |
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"Lab Coat please.
I think you'll find I'm in charge here, Mr. Glitter penis please!
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I don't even know what a "Glitter Penis" is. Is it some sort of 70s glam rock phallus?
No, it's where you cover little Nero in superglue, double dip him in a tub of glitter and then stick googly eyes on and leave to dry!
•
My posh penis is got going anywhere near cheap glitter!
Stuart Semple created some very posh glitter called Diamond Dust. It is however made from tiny shiny shards of glass so keep little Nero out. (It was designed after Anish Kapoor stuck his middle finger in another of Semple's paints)
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Thank you darling for that edification. I thought you and I were going to bed? Zzzzzz"
Sorry, coming... |
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"Littlebird, you have yet to teach me scissoring
Oh Christ on a bike. I best do that as I did pwomise
I wish to observe. Purely for educational purposes
I’ll bring the popcorn
Sweet or salted?"
I can bring a bucket of both. Unmixed of course, we don’t want to have any surprises in the bucket. |
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"Littlebird, you have yet to teach me scissoring
Oh Christ on a bike. I best do that as I did pwomise
I wish to observe. Purely for educational purposes
I’ll bring the popcorn
Sweet or salted?"
Butterkist ra ra ra |
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Good evening Çlacton65!
Sorry for my brevity but I'm off to bed. Dreamy Bøø will take the helm henceforth.
Good night!"
Have good night Mr Nero |
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"Phew! I've caught up!
And just at 11pm. A perfect time to say goodnight if you need to head to bed. Of course you'll miss LB giving me and Boo a scissoring lesson...
Rule number 1 - Don't run with them
I can’t run very fast being a dwarf
She always ends up falling down the drains "
There was only that one time at band camp |
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"Phew! I've caught up!
And just at 11pm. A perfect time to say goodnight if you need to head to bed. Of course you'll miss LB giving me and Boo a scissoring lesson...
Rule number 1 - Don't run with them
I can’t run very fast being a dwarf
She always ends up falling down the drains
There was only that one time at band camp "
With or without the flute |
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By *oo..Woman
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Good evening Çlacton65!
Sorry for my brevity but I'm off to bed. Dreamy Bøø will take the helm henceforth.
Good night!"
Don't wank little Nero too hard it will fall off.... |
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"Phew! I've caught up!
And just at 11pm. A perfect time to say goodnight if you need to head to bed. Of course you'll miss LB giving me and Boo a scissoring lesson...
Rule number 1 - Don't run with them
I can’t run very fast being a dwarf
She always ends up falling down the drains
There was only that one time at band camp
With or without the flute "
I cannot possibly comment on that |
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"Lab Coat please.
I think you'll find I'm in charge here, Mr. Glitter penis please!
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I don't even know what a "Glitter Penis" is. Is it some sort of 70s glam rock phallus?
No, it's where you cover little Nero in superglue, double dip him in a tub of glitter and then stick googly eyes on and leave to dry!
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My posh penis is got going anywhere near cheap glitter! "
Go to Harrod's for it |
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