"Were you ever innocent? "
My earliest memory was about 3 or 4 years old. I'd had a nightmare about a giant skeleton spider eating my family, so I sneaked downstairs to check they were all alright.
We lived in the pub and I could see my mum and sisters behind the bar so I sat down to calm myself. It was a Thursday because that's when we had strippers. This pretty lady in nipple tassles and white cowboy boots had just finished and was heading upstairs to get changed to go home and saw me there upset, so proceeded to sit on the top step with me and tell me how awful men were until I decided to go back to bed.
Frankly, it was all downhill from there. |
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"Evening all.
I nearly drowned/choked to death on a cup of coffee that went down the wrong hole earlier. I have three dogs and not one of them look concerned  "
They were jus thinking fooodddd! |
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