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"Big bag of cheesy puffs please Governor " And an extra bag for me! | |||
"Jolly good of you. Could you get me a copy of Razzle and a four pack of Carlsberg Special Brew. Cheers Fella. " Fiddles you are one classy fucker. But actually this month has a free dvd…. | |||
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"Clone a cock kit " Found this in Poundland | |||
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"Would you mind popping in with a glass of chilled bubbly, please? " Oh Aphrodite! Yes, that would be a very pleasant way to take a break | |||
"Would you mind popping in with a glass of chilled bubbly, please? Oh Aphrodite! Yes, that would be a very pleasant way to take a break " I will have the nibbles ready | |||
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"A great big bag of dicks, is what you are " Muah, darling!!! | |||
"A great big bag of dicks, is what you are Muah, darling!!!" Ha! I got off easy with mine | |||
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" Oh and a bag of nuts." For a good bag of mixed nuts you only have to read the forum - no need to go out! | |||
"I am desperate for...jaffa cakes! Oh and a bag of nuts. Thanks very much OP." Don’t tell kinky biscuit dunker, he’ll never speak to me again!! Here you go, but I ate one (two). | |||
"A great big bag of dicks, is what you are Muah, darling!!! Ha! I got off easy with mine " yeah I didn’t do myself any favours by stating my intentions | |||
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"I am desperate for...jaffa cakes! Oh and a bag of nuts. Thanks very much OP." Is that cause you can't reach up to the jaffa cakes shelf...,? | |||
"A carrot cake please, I really fancy some cake for tea. Ruby " I also got you a Swiss roll because yesterday I loved hearing about Mimi chugging hers like a mini roll. Gave me cake horn!!! | |||
"A carrot cake please, I really fancy some cake for tea. Ruby " Now you've got me thinking about cake! | |||
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"Can I have a large mocha with cream on top and some mint matchmakers please. Many thanks Mrs Oh and a slice of Victoria Sponge if it's not too much trouble " Not too much trouble?! NOT TOO MUCH TROUBLE???!!!! It would my pleasure. There’s a lot of people in need of cake this afternoon. | |||
"Can I have a colouring book and crayons and a bag of cola bottles please " I’ve got loads of those at home, love a good read. | |||
"Could I have some cheese please " For you, I have been to France for the finest Camembert. I have also chopped some chilli and rosemary to sprinkle on top before you bake it for us. I mean you… | |||
"Could I have some cheese please " icing with sprinkles To spread in those arse cheeks please and thanks | |||
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"If you find some patience and good humour in the shops please can I have some of each? Today has been relentless J" And also give yourself a slap for the wind up. | |||
"If you find some patience and good humour in the shops please can I have some of each? Today has been relentless J" Oh Julie, I got you a family size box of each but I’ll deliver them with free extra hugs x | |||
"If you find some patience and good humour in the shops please can I have some of each? Today has been relentless J And also give yourself a slap for the wind up." | |||
"If you find some patience and good humour in the shops please can I have some of each? Today has been relentless J" Pocket tap (thats Asda price) | |||
"If you find some patience and good humour in the shops please can I have some of each? Today has been relentless J Pocket tap (thats Asda price)" | |||
"If you find some patience and good humour in the shops please can I have some of each? Today has been relentless J And also give yourself a slap for the wind up. " Don't go be being so proud of yourself. Boy who cried wolf and all that. *stern look* | |||
"If you find some patience and good humour in the shops please can I have some of each? Today has been relentless J And also give yourself a slap for the wind up. Don't go be being so proud of yourself. Boy who cried wolf and all that. *stern look*" OMG Mrs!!! I feel admonished. The trouble is, I’m the kid in detention who can’t stop giggling | |||