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By *eli OP Woman
over a year ago
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I haven't. But it's been almost two hours in the hospital and I'm restless.
So - if you're up for my nosy questions (or from other people), you're keen to ask someone that pressing question/want to find out something thrilling?
Say you're in and message away.
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By *viatrixWoman
over a year ago
Redhill |
"Hope you’re ok, OP and home soon xx
I’m in. Waiting for a delivery of very expensive shoes makes for a boring day haha
I’m in
What shoes have you ordered? "
Jimmy Choo Anise 75mm sandals… need pretty shoes when I am down with work in the southern hemisphere. I am a Louboutin girl through and through but I can’t walk around in 120mm heels  |
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"Hope you’re ok, OP and home soon xx
I’m in. Waiting for a delivery of very expensive shoes makes for a boring day haha
I’m in
What shoes have you ordered?
Jimmy Choo Anise 75mm sandals… need pretty shoes when I am down with work in the southern hemisphere. I am a Louboutin girl through and through but I can’t walk around in 120mm heels "
I love your shoe collection! I’m looking forward o the pics! |
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By *.T.Man
over a year ago
Belfast |
"Oh you can privately message, post on here, send them via morse code. Do whatever makes your little hearts happy.  "
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By *eli OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Hope you’re ok, OP and home soon xx
I’m in. Waiting for a delivery of very expensive shoes makes for a boring day haha
I’m in
What shoes have you ordered? "
Why do you have such weird sex dreams Hants? Think you're subconscious knows your heart and what you truly need better than you? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hope you’re ok, OP and home soon xx
I’m in. Waiting for a delivery of very expensive shoes makes for a boring day haha
I’m in
What shoes have you ordered?
Why do you have such weird sex dreams Hants? Think you're subconscious knows your heart and what you truly need better than you? "
Good enough to feature in the stories and fantasies part of fab? |
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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago
Liverpool |
"Hope you’re ok, OP and home soon xx
I’m in. Waiting for a delivery of very expensive shoes makes for a boring day haha
I’m in
What shoes have you ordered?
Why do you have such weird sex dreams Hants? Think you're subconscious knows your heart and what you truly need better than you? "
I know I'm not alone in this thinking but will you two just fuck already!? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hope you’re ok, OP and home soon xx
I’m in. Waiting for a delivery of very expensive shoes makes for a boring day haha
I’m in
What shoes have you ordered?
Why do you have such weird sex dreams Hants? Think you're subconscious knows your heart and what you truly need better than you?
I know I'm not alone in this thinking but will you two just fuck already!? "
Tickets please |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hope you’re ok, OP and home soon xx
I’m in. Waiting for a delivery of very expensive shoes makes for a boring day haha
I’m in
What shoes have you ordered?
Why do you have such weird sex dreams Hants? Think you're subconscious knows your heart and what you truly need better than you?
I know I'm not alone in this thinking but will you two just fuck already!?
Tickets please"
Oh oh oh.... blindfolded audience
That voice  |
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"Hope you’re ok, OP and home soon xx
I’m in. Waiting for a delivery of very expensive shoes makes for a boring day haha
I’m in
What shoes have you ordered?
Why do you have such weird sex dreams Hants? Think you're subconscious knows your heart and what you truly need better than you?
I know I'm not alone in this thinking but will you two just fuck already!?
Tickets please
Oh oh oh.... blindfolded audience
That voice "
Absolutely THAT VOICE...delicious isn't it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hope you’re ok, OP and home soon xx
I’m in. Waiting for a delivery of very expensive shoes makes for a boring day haha
I’m in
What shoes have you ordered?
Why do you have such weird sex dreams Hants? Think you're subconscious knows your heart and what you truly need better than you?
I know I'm not alone in this thinking but will you two just fuck already!? "
I’d become a site supporter to watch that sex tape |
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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago
Liverpool |
"Hope you’re ok, OP and home soon xx
I’m in. Waiting for a delivery of very expensive shoes makes for a boring day haha
I’m in
What shoes have you ordered?
Why do you have such weird sex dreams Hants? Think you're subconscious knows your heart and what you truly need better than you?
I know I'm not alone in this thinking but will you two just fuck already!?
Tickets please
Oh oh oh.... blindfolded audience
That voice
Absolutely THAT VOICE...delicious isn't it "
Do not be fooled! That is just her telephone voice. The real Meli sounds like a docker from the 1950s |
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"Hope you’re ok, OP and home soon xx
I’m in. Waiting for a delivery of very expensive shoes makes for a boring day haha
I’m in
What shoes have you ordered?
Why do you have such weird sex dreams Hants? Think you're subconscious knows your heart and what you truly need better than you?
I know I'm not alone in this thinking but will you two just fuck already!?
Tickets please
Oh oh oh.... blindfolded audience
That voice
Absolutely THAT VOICE...delicious isn't it
Do not be fooled! That is just her telephone voice. The real Meli sounds like a docker from the 1950s"
Brilliant  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hope you’re ok, OP and home soon xx
I’m in. Waiting for a delivery of very expensive shoes makes for a boring day haha
I’m in
What shoes have you ordered?
Why do you have such weird sex dreams Hants? Think you're subconscious knows your heart and what you truly need better than you?
I know I'm not alone in this thinking but will you two just fuck already!?
Tickets please
Oh oh oh.... blindfolded audience
That voice
Absolutely THAT VOICE...delicious isn't it
Do not be fooled! That is just her telephone voice. The real Meli sounds like a docker from the 1950s"
.....erm....yep, still would |
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"Hope you’re ok, OP and home soon xx
I’m in. Waiting for a delivery of very expensive shoes makes for a boring day haha
I’m in
What shoes have you ordered?
Why do you have such weird sex dreams Hants? Think you're subconscious knows your heart and what you truly need better than you?
I know I'm not alone in this thinking but will you two just fuck already!?
Tickets please
Oh oh oh.... blindfolded audience
That voice
Absolutely THAT VOICE...delicious isn't it
Do not be fooled! That is just her telephone voice. The real Meli sounds like a docker from the 1950s
.....erm....yep, still would "
Ditto |
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"Crazy chicks tend to be better in bed "
I’d really like to challenge that old cliché. I don’t believe it’s true the way I did as a younger man. Might need a thorough double-blind survey to back my argument up though. Hard data. (And frankly, I don’t want to sleep with the necessary crazy chicks to make it thorough.) |
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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago
Liverpool |
"Crazy chicks tend to be better in bed
I’d really like to challenge that old cliché. I don’t believe it’s true the way I did as a younger man. Might need a thorough double-blind survey to back my argument up though. Hard data. (And frankly, I don’t want to sleep with the necessary crazy chicks to make it thorough.)"
I can confirm that it is not true. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Crazy chicks tend to be better in bed
I’d really like to challenge that old cliché. I don’t believe it’s true the way I did as a younger man. Might need a thorough double-blind survey to back my argument up though. Hard data. (And frankly, I don’t want to sleep with the necessary crazy chicks to make it thorough.)"
Interesting. How would you go about challenging this? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Crazy chicks tend to be better in bed
I’d really like to challenge that old cliché. I don’t believe it’s true the way I did as a younger man. Might need a thorough double-blind survey to back my argument up though. Hard data. (And frankly, I don’t want to sleep with the necessary crazy chicks to make it thorough.)
Interesting. How would you go about challenging this? "
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I'd say crazy chicks have feisty sex perhaps.
Whether it's better just depends on your experience before them I would have thought.
The crazy carrying on outside of the bedroom would not be worth it to me if I were a guy.
I'd want feisty sex with a quality after-sex connection ...as opposed to feisty sex and stalker level behaviour, no?
Bunny boilers are to be swerved for sure.
Not to be confused with the pissed-off female. There's clear, frightening levels of 'madness' and then theres 'mad at you'
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By *eli OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Excellent question. Thank you, Meli.
The answer is quite simple- it’s called a breakdown.
My friend question.
Do you get sexual gratification from my suffering or just good old fashion joy? "
Oh,a breakdown? I had it pegged as an epiphany.
I can't pretend I don't get a slight clit twitch from your suffering, my nipples do harden at your humbling. But there's also a healthy dosage of joy, it's quite the thrill.
Thank you for allowing me to share so much of myself with that question.
Yours sincerely
Meli |
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By *eli OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Hope you're OK Meli 
And ask away for anyone that feels the urge. "
Oh this is too easy. I'm pming and posting.
What's the best condiment with chicken and chips?
And have you eaten any creme eggs lately? |
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By *eli OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Whaaat?! Why are you in hospital? Stop that at once and feel better! "
I'll be fine. Almost cried but I didn't. I'm home now so Lana Del Rey is my mood and life until I feel a bit less meh. Hope you're well Glob*.
*this might stick. It will stick. Sorry about that. |
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"Hope you're OK Meli
And ask away for anyone that feels the urge.
Oh this is too easy. I'm pming and posting.
What's the best condiment with chicken and chips?
And have you eaten any creme eggs lately? "
Sorry to barge in but..... mayo everytime  |
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By *eli OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Hope you’re ok, OP and home soon xx
I’m in. Waiting for a delivery of very expensive shoes makes for a boring day haha
I’m in
What shoes have you ordered?
Why do you have such weird sex dreams Hants? Think you're subconscious knows your heart and what you truly need better than you?
I know I'm not alone in this thinking but will you two just fuck already!?
Tickets please
Oh oh oh.... blindfolded audience
That voice
Absolutely THAT VOICE...delicious isn't it
Do not be fooled! That is just her telephone voice. The real Meli sounds like a docker from the 1950s
.....erm....yep, still would
Ditto"
You two! 
I do sound like a docker, rather like that gruff tone. I would with you both.  |
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"Whaaat?! Why are you in hospital? Stop that at once and feel better!
I'll be fine. Almost cried but I didn't. I'm home now so Lana Del Rey is my mood and life until I feel a bit less meh. Hope you're well Glob*.
*this might stick. It will stick. Sorry about that."
Glad to hear you are back at home
I'm happy to answer almost any question so count me in Meli xxx |
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"Whaaat?! Why are you in hospital? Stop that at once and feel better!
I'll be fine. Almost cried but I didn't. I'm home now so Lana Del Rey is my mood and life until I feel a bit less meh. Hope you're well Glob*.
*this might stick. It will stick. Sorry about that."
Hope you're ok, Meli, but enjoy channeling your inner Lana.
I'm in by the way...I'm an open book (or massively guarded. It's either/or.) |
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"Interesting. How would you go about challenging this? "
I’m going to tie myself in knots trying to answer this, I just know it.
Basically I just don’t believe crazy chicks are better in bed. (Or out of it, before anyone tries to get semantically clever.)
I think that’s a hoary old cliché that backs up the fallacy that ‘good girls’ or healthy, well-adjusted women don’t enjoy fucking. Surely around here we all know that they do.
Maybe (and even this feels like a stretch), just maybe, less-than-stable people perform a bit more. Make a big deal out of enjoying sex. Maybe even when they’re *not* actually enjoying it. |
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"I've only been asked a couple! Slowly working my way through the thread to make sure everyone gets a good (questionable) one. xx"
To be fair, I didn’t twig straight away that your question was a product of this thread. You ask this sort of thing all the time … it’s one of the reasons conversation with you is such a joy, Meli. |
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By *eli OP Woman
over a year ago
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"I've only been asked a couple! Slowly working my way through the thread to make sure everyone gets a good (questionable) one. xx
To be fair, I didn’t twig straight away that your question was a product of this thread. You ask this sort of thing all the time … it’s one of the reasons conversation with you is such a joy, Meli."
Do you know what's really rather lovely about our conversations? I get a chance to be to ask questions without feeling like it's too much, I need to filter or edit my stream of consciousness. I really value that. |
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"Do you know what's really rather lovely about our conversations? I get a chance to be to ask questions without feeling like it's too much, I need to filter or edit my stream of consciousness. I really value that. "
I’d be upset if you did filter yourself. Well, maybe upset is a bit strong. Disappointed, maybe. I want The Full Meli™. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hope you are doing OK lovely and have someone looking after you at home.
You're all very welcome to ask me questions. I can't promise i won't make up the answers though |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Meli
Do I need to don my nurses outfit a la Bernard Breslaw and administer liberally lurpak'd crumpet loaf?
As for your thread...
I'm always up for a probing  |
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By *eli OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Do you know what's really rather lovely about our conversations? I get a chance to be to ask questions without feeling like it's too much, I need to filter or edit my stream of consciousness. I really value that.
I’d be upset if you did filter yourself. Well, maybe upset is a bit strong. Disappointed, maybe. I want The Full Meli™."
I think an appropriate sized one of these is rather fitting here |
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By *eli OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Meli
Do I need to don my nurses outfit a la Bernard Breslaw and administer liberally lurpak'd crumpet loaf?
As for your thread...
I'm always up for a probing "
I have a confession Bussy. On an erm... day trip to Greater Manchester recently (yeah, let's call it that) I purchased three loaves of crumpets loaf goodness.
I forgot about one. Discovered it this morning. It was a very sad site. |
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"I'll be fine. Almost cried but I didn't. I'm home now so Lana Del Rey is my mood and life until I feel a bit less meh. Hope you're well Glob*.
*this might stick. It will stick. Sorry about that."
Glad you're home. Hope the meh passes quickly.
Jx |
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"Still waiting on a question xxx
I've only been asked a couple! Slowly working my way through the thread to make sure everyone gets a good (questionable) one. xx"
Ok hun understandable I'll exercise a bit more patience lol xxx |
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