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Men…Do you ever wake up
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By *rHotNotts OP Man
over a year ago
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So hard , you’re literally feeling weak the amount of blood pumping down there? You can see it twitching in sync with your heat beat. You can barely walk and trying to point it down to pee in the toilet is a mission. And you’re alone, the cruel irony….
Other than send proud pics to your friends what else can you do with it ?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Yes, pretty often. Usually I'll lie back and make myself sweaty pumping it hard and fast until I shoot usually quite a thick heavy load all over my stomach, then shower to clean up...
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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As someone who dreams very vividly this happens quite a lot. I tend to make sure I don't leave anything that might spill or break next to bed or when I get up there could be trouble.
Peeing with a raging hard on is a difficult skill to master. |
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"So hard , you’re literally feeling weak the amount of blood pumping down there? You can see it twitching in sync with your heat beat. You can barely walk and trying to point it down to pee in the toilet is a mission. And you’re alone, the cruel irony….
Other than send proud pics to your friends what else can you do with it ?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have a question, is it possible to cum/orgasm with morning wood?! 
No we can't, it's nature's way of being a cock tease 
So it is scientifically impossible?!
It's such a waste of good wood!  "
I'm only joking, we can but it does get annoying if you like sleeping on your stomach |
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"I have a question, is it possible to cum/orgasm with morning wood?!
No we can't, it's nature's way of being a cock tease
So it is scientifically impossible?!
It's such a waste of good wood! "
Definitely possible, as I proved to my satisfaction this morning! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Decorate a toilet roll - proper arts and craft style.
Stick it on your erection.
Take a photo.
That would be a truly epic photo."
Might have to give this ago  |
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"So hard , you’re literally feeling weak the amount of blood pumping down there? You can see it twitching in sync with your heat beat. You can barely walk and trying to point it down to pee in the toilet is a mission. And you’re alone, the cruel irony….
Other than send proud pics to your friends what else can you do with it ?
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Would be great carpet beating stick  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have a question, is it possible to cum/orgasm with morning wood?!
No we can't, it's nature's way of being a cock tease
So it is scientifically impossible?!
It's such a waste of good wood! "
Never have an issue cumming with morning wood |
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"My god, all these erections and morning woods going to waste and I've still not had one of my fantasies ticked off.
What the hell? "
Does it involve the men of fab, a large bed and an early morning? |
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Yes, I experience this most mornings. A man's "morning glory" is, in the biblical sense, the greatest untold story. It's a different kind of erection. The tip is super-sensitive, the shaft becomes extraordinarily rigid, resembling cartilage and the throbbing is in tandem to my heart beat and the pulsation in my veins.
It's a wonderful feeling...which is often disrupted by that annoying early morning knock on the door by an inconsiderate delivery person!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Yes, I experience this most mornings. A man's "morning glory" is, in the biblical sense, the greatest untold story. It's a different kind of erection. The tip is super-sensitive, the shaft becomes extraordinarily rigid, resembling cartilage and the throbbing is in tandem to my heart beat and the pulsation in my veins.
It's a wonderful feeling...which is often disrupted by that annoying early morning knock on the door by an inconsiderate delivery person! "
When cocks have corners because they are so hard. I might become a postlady. |
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"Yes, I experience this most mornings. A man's "morning glory" is, in the biblical sense, the greatest untold story. It's a different kind of erection. The tip is super-sensitive, the shaft becomes extraordinarily rigid, resembling cartilage and the throbbing is in tandem to my heart beat and the pulsation in my veins.
It's a wonderful feeling...which is often disrupted by that annoying early morning knock on the door by an inconsiderate delivery person!
When cocks have corners because they are so hard. I might become a postlady. "
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I would give you a french letter. |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
Morning glories are one of the reasons men are less 'cat people' than women.
It's fine if you have a thick duvet but in summer with just a sheet they can look suspiciously like a scratching post...... 
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I think you might need to go see the GP fellas, that's all I can say on the matter