No not a rallying cry to settle down I’m to much of a hussy for that!
But why do people message and say Marry Me! I mean as flattering as I am sure this is meant to be it just makes me laugh and often evokes a sarcastic response from me!
Do you get these messages? How do you respond? Has anyone ever said yes?
Molly x |
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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago
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I get this sometimes. It usually comes from a 24 year old dude so I take it with a pinch of salt and either ignore/delete or reply with a sarcastic comment. I might accept next time it happens tho just for the shits and giggles |
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I find it weird. Same as the ones where after 3 messages or so they feel connected to you..
The marry me ones normally I just say thanks but no thanks. And make a note on the profile
Once however I spent 20mins or so finding places,dresses, cakes ,rings etc and sent him my list. He blocked me after saying I was a freak  |
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"I find it weird. Same as the ones where after 3 messages or so they feel connected to you..
The marry me ones normally I just say thanks but no thanks. And make a note on the profile
Once however I spent 20mins or so finding places,dresses, cakes ,rings etc and sent him my list. He blocked me after saying I was a freak "
That's hilarious  |
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"I find it weird. Same as the ones where after 3 messages or so they feel connected to you..
The marry me ones normally I just say thanks but no thanks. And make a note on the profile
Once however I spent 20mins or so finding places,dresses, cakes ,rings etc and sent him my list. He blocked me after saying I was a freak
That's hilarious "
Make sure you mention a cinderella coach next time with horses dressed as unicorns and footmen - that should do it x |
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over a year ago
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"Hang on a cotton picking minute, i don’t get marriage proposals!
Mmmm maybe it’s because they’re worried I’ll take them up on the offer?!  "
They probably don't ask in case you do take them up on their offer  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Isnt there a programme that you marry a stranger ?
There is and its always a car crash
We should do fab edition
Nope nope nope "
Im game, do we get a fancy honeymoon |
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"One guy I politely said thanks but no thanks and I was met with a ‘you should take what you should get!’
Probably had a point but cheeky git! "
I do take what I can get.
Uninteresting or rude people or a good book?
Sign me up. Book all the way
I don't think people realise that not meeting is also a choice we can make
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"Isnt there a programme that you marry a stranger ?
There is and its always a car crash
We should do fab edition
Nope nope nope
Im game, do we get a fancy honeymoon "
Isnt that included as per T&Cs?
Trip to Fab Island |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago
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I've yet to garner a marriage proposal.
Had a few guys say they wanted me as their gf though. Honestly? They've barely chatted to me! Do they realise I'm a real person with family and baggage and a life? Strange. And a little desperate, really.
I always say I'm not looking for a ltr. |
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"No not a rallying cry to settle down I’m to much of a hussy for that!
But why do people message and say Marry Me! I mean as flattering as I am sure this is meant to be it just makes me laugh and often evokes a sarcastic response from me!
Do you get these messages? How do you respond? Has anyone ever said yes?
Molly x"
I ask them how rich they are /assets / investments |
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"I find it weird. Same as the ones where after 3 messages or so they feel connected to you..
The marry me ones normally I just say thanks but no thanks. And make a note on the profile
Once however I spent 20mins or so finding places,dresses, cakes ,rings etc and sent him my list. He blocked me after saying I was a freak
That's hilarious
Make sure you mention a cinderella coach next time with horses dressed as unicorns and footmen - that should do it x"
thats not far off what I did ask for .. |
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"Hang on a cotton picking minute, i don’t get marriage proposals!
Mmmm maybe it’s because they’re worried I’ll take them up on the offer?!
Marry me Luna  
Yes! "
I feel responsible for this. Like Cilla Black…. Shall I buy a hat? |
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"Hang on a cotton picking minute, i don’t get marriage proposals!
Mmmm maybe it’s because they’re worried I’ll take them up on the offer?!
Marry me Luna
Yes! "
I thought you'd say that so I took the liberty of buying a ring wedding dress etc and got the last booking slot for today which is at 1700.
I'll meet you at the altar xxz |
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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago
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"Hang on a cotton picking minute, i don’t get marriage proposals!
Mmmm maybe it’s because they’re worried I’ll take them up on the offer?!
Marry me Luna
Yes!
I feel responsible for this. Like Cilla Black…. Shall I buy a hat? "
Buy two - daytime and evening  |
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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago
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"Hang on a cotton picking minute, i don’t get marriage proposals!
Mmmm maybe it’s because they’re worried I’ll take them up on the offer?!
Marry me Luna
Yes!
I thought you'd say that so I took the liberty of buying a ring wedding dress etc and got the last booking slot for today which is at 1700.
I'll meet you at the altar xxz"
Oh I do like a pro active man! x |
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"Hang on a cotton picking minute, i don’t get marriage proposals!
Mmmm maybe it’s because they’re worried I’ll take them up on the offer?!
Marry me Luna
Yes!
I thought you'd say that so I took the liberty of buying a ring wedding dress etc and got the last booking slot for today which is at 1700.
I'll meet you at the altar xxz
Oh I do like a pro active man! x"
Not sure you've got time to type a response as the limousine is pulling up at your house now.
The cake is ready and in place already. I took a bit of the back as I was a bit peckish x |
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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago
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"Hang on a cotton picking minute, i don’t get marriage proposals!
Mmmm maybe it’s because they’re worried I’ll take them up on the offer?!
Marry me Luna
Yes!
I thought you'd say that so I took the liberty of buying a ring wedding dress etc and got the last booking slot for today which is at 1700.
I'll meet you at the altar xxz
Oh I do like a pro active man! x
Not sure you've got time to type a response as the limousine is pulling up at your house now.
The cake is ready and in place already. I took a bit of the back as I was a bit peckish x"
No helicopter? Damn it. Just a little off the back my love, we have to feed the 5000 guests I’ve invited. |
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"Hang on a cotton picking minute, i don’t get marriage proposals!
Mmmm maybe it’s because they’re worried I’ll take them up on the offer?!
Marry me Luna
Yes!
I thought you'd say that so I took the liberty of buying a ring wedding dress etc and got the last booking slot for today which is at 1700.
I'll meet you at the altar xxz
Oh I do like a pro active man! x
Not sure you've got time to type a response as the limousine is pulling up at your house now.
The cake is ready and in place already. I took a bit of the back as I was a bit peckish x
No helicopter? Damn it. Just a little off the back my love, we have to feed the 5000 guests I’ve invited."
In the bible it says Jesus fed the 5000 with 5 loaves and 2 fishes.....we'll be fine.
Ps. Don't get in the limo, I've just sent my pilot over to you in a helicopter. Just be careful of the wind from the rotary blades messing up your freshly done wedding hair do x |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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No, maybe I'm not marriage material? That's so sad, always thought men wanking would want to marry me.
But lots of men ask if they can breed me so I'm clearly giving off strong Baby Momma energy.
Can't complain about that. |
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over a year ago
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I get a few. My other half thinks it’s really funny and says they have no idea what they’d be letting themselves in for.
I think he’s secretly hoping I’ll take someone up on their offer! |
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"Hang on a cotton picking minute, i don’t get marriage proposals!
Mmmm maybe it’s because they’re worried I’ll take them up on the offer?!
Marry me Luna
Yes!
I thought you'd say that so I took the liberty of buying a ring wedding dress etc and got the last booking slot for today which is at 1700.
I'll meet you at the altar xxz
Oh I do like a pro active man! x
Not sure you've got time to type a response as the limousine is pulling up at your house now.
The cake is ready and in place already. I took a bit of the back as I was a bit peckish x
No helicopter? Damn it. Just a little off the back my love, we have to feed the 5000 guests I’ve invited.
In the bible it says Jesus fed the 5000 with 5 loaves and 2 fishes.....we'll be fine.
Ps. Don't get in the limo, I've just sent my pilot over to you in a helicopter. Just be careful of the wind from the rotary blades messing up your freshly done wedding hair do x"
Dearly beloved, it is now 1700, I am standing at the altar alone as Luna is nowhere to be seen.
However I will be strong and not let this break me. Please keep me in your thoughts and prayers
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"No, maybe I'm not marriage material? That's so sad, always thought men wanking would want to marry me.
But lots of men ask if they can breed me so I'm clearly giving off strong Baby Momma energy.
Can't complain about that."
Meli I would rather put a collar on you |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago
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"I never offer marriage until I've sampled their skills in the kitchen 
Mine are fairly good. I'm also an enthusiastic lay. 
Haha you can't go wrong with baked delights "
You haven't lived until you've sampled my goodies... |
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"No not a rallying cry to settle down I’m to much of a hussy for that!
But why do people message and say Marry Me! I mean as flattering as I am sure this is meant to be it just makes me laugh and often evokes a sarcastic response from me!
Do you get these messages? How do you respond? Has anyone ever said yes?
Molly x"
Its because your hot wife material. |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago
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"No, maybe I'm not marriage material? That's so sad, always thought men wanking would want to marry me.
But lots of men ask if they can breed me so I'm clearly giving off strong Baby Momma energy.
Can't complain about that."
I get asked if I can be bred as well! 
They're in for a big disappointment if they're expecting me to produce their heir! |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"No, maybe I'm not marriage material? That's so sad, always thought men wanking would want to marry me.
But lots of men ask if they can breed me so I'm clearly giving off strong Baby Momma energy.
Can't complain about that.
Meli I would rather put a collar on you "
Ha, no man has managed it before, so best of luck. |
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"No not a rallying cry to settle down I’m to much of a hussy for that!
But why do people message and say Marry Me! I mean as flattering as I am sure this is meant to be it just makes me laugh and often evokes a sarcastic response from me!
Do you get these messages? How do you respond? Has anyone ever said yes?
Molly x
Its because your hot wife material. "
Very sweet of you |
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"I like to laugh hard when I get these messages. Me and marriages don’t really mix well
Hence the extensive patio area...
Oops
My proposal comes on the condition we live in a house with no garden... "
Christ on a bike…. Not another one
I don’t want a ring on it thanks gorgeous |
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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago
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"Hang on a cotton picking minute, i don’t get marriage proposals!
Mmmm maybe it’s because they’re worried I’ll take them up on the offer?!
Marry me Luna
Yes!
I thought you'd say that so I took the liberty of buying a ring wedding dress etc and got the last booking slot for today which is at 1700.
I'll meet you at the altar xxz
Oh I do like a pro active man! x
Not sure you've got time to type a response as the limousine is pulling up at your house now.
The cake is ready and in place already. I took a bit of the back as I was a bit peckish x
No helicopter? Damn it. Just a little off the back my love, we have to feed the 5000 guests I’ve invited.
In the bible it says Jesus fed the 5000 with 5 loaves and 2 fishes.....we'll be fine.
Ps. Don't get in the limo, I've just sent my pilot over to you in a helicopter. Just be careful of the wind from the rotary blades messing up your freshly done wedding hair do x
Dearly beloved, it is now 1700, I am standing at the altar alone as Luna is nowhere to be seen.
However I will be strong and not let this break me. Please keep me in your thoughts and prayers
"
Sorry my love, I got stuck in the self service checkout at Tesco when I was trying to buy condoms for you and lube (don’t say I don’t know how to treat a guy). Course item not recognised came up on the till and that was it. A crowd gathered around me, tutting at me. Oh the shame!
Let’s arrange to meet at the top of the Eiffel Tower in 15 years time. I’ll be wearing a white dress. You can wear a smile |
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"Hang on a cotton picking minute, i don’t get marriage proposals!
Mmmm maybe it’s because they’re worried I’ll take them up on the offer?!
Marry me Luna
Yes!
I thought you'd say that so I took the liberty of buying a ring wedding dress etc and got the last booking slot for today which is at 1700.
I'll meet you at the altar xxz
Oh I do like a pro active man! x
Not sure you've got time to type a response as the limousine is pulling up at your house now.
The cake is ready and in place already. I took a bit of the back as I was a bit peckish x
No helicopter? Damn it. Just a little off the back my love, we have to feed the 5000 guests I’ve invited.
In the bible it says Jesus fed the 5000 with 5 loaves and 2 fishes.....we'll be fine.
Ps. Don't get in the limo, I've just sent my pilot over to you in a helicopter. Just be careful of the wind from the rotary blades messing up your freshly done wedding hair do x
Dearly beloved, it is now 1700, I am standing at the altar alone as Luna is nowhere to be seen.
However I will be strong and not let this break me. Please keep me in your thoughts and prayers
Sorry my love, I got stuck in the self service checkout at Tesco when I was trying to buy condoms for you and lube (don’t say I don’t know how to treat a guy). Course item not recognised came up on the till and that was it. A crowd gathered around me, tutting at me. Oh the shame!
Let’s arrange to meet at the top of the Eiffel Tower in 15 years time. I’ll be wearing a white dress. You can wear a smile "
The funny thing is that I had the condoms and lube already packed. Guess we need to communicate more.
Not to worry 15 years isn't that long.....in the grand scheme of things lol
Damn Tesco |
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